: @Riot .. We Teemo mains want some compensation !
This is a joke, Im a Teemo main and he needs to be fixed already
: #FREE TEEMO
RITO FREE TEEMO HE IS WRONGLY IMPRISONED
: You realize that wasn't the point of the post at all right, its an example, and yes you could participate in teamfights and get that amount of farm in that amount of time, ive seen it done ive done it before, so get over the whole "BUT THAT MEANS X" seriously not the point how about go back and read the post again before shit posting my comment
> [{quoted}](name=SeaGodUrronuos,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=qcQj4XER,comment-id=0001000100000000,timestamp=2017-01-15T20:40:39.171+0000) > > You realize that wasn't the point of the post at all right, its an example, and yes you could participate in teamfights and get that amount of farm in that amount of time, ive seen it done ive done it before, so get over the whole "BUT THAT MEANS X" > seriously not the point how about go back and read the post again before shit posting my comment SeaGodUrronuos...... You are Bronze 4. If you have 440 farm, I'm pretty damn sure you are not grouped with your team and you are leaving them 5v4. And by the way, split pushing does not work in Bronze.
Lavaniel (NA)
: Giving up should be a reportable (and bannable!) offense
This game would be so much better if people played safe and didn't die as much. If your lane opponent is stronger than you, it's OK to be behind 30 CS or something and just play safe. Just get through the laning phase with 0 deaths. The worst thing anyone can do is start feeding. Once you die and go 0-1, that's it. Time to play safe. But instead, then I hear the announcer "Scrublord has died again" and is now 0-2. Then 0-3. It's around this point that we realize what Matchmaking has done..... and this game is close to being over. So no, OP, I don't agree with you. If someone wants to surrender and clicks on the Vote Yes button, that's their right. There's an argument to be made that your scrubbiness is wasting other people's time too, in a game that is hopeless, or if you do have a small chance to win..... it's going to be a 50+ minute long game just for the chance to maybe win. A lot of people feel it's not worth it and just type /ff and vote Yes. Personally, I hate it when people like you refuse to Vote Yes and just prolong our suffering and waste our time.
: actually yea that's it exactly, they need a system that looks at your kda, farm, total dmg healing ext not just if you win or lose, for placement atleast, because if im singed with a 5.0 kda with 440 farm in 50 minutes every game, but I lose every game because of my team, I should still be a higher rank than a .50 kda 50 farm in 30 minutes ashe that gets in silver 4 because she won 3 games because she got carried those 3 games by her whole team.
Hold up though. 440 farm. That means you aren't grouping with your team and not teamfighting. You're the problem. You can't leave them 5v4 all game.
Quepha (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=420 grams,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=qcQj4XER,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-01-15T19:42:50.041+0000) > > Because you were probably on a win streak to get to promos, so they put you on the losing team to balance out your win streak. This also is not something that happens.
Yes it happens. Riot Red confirmed it. The MMR tries to make everyone close to 50% win rate. It will stack teams against you to achieve it.
: What non-standard champs are you excited to never see again with 10 bans?
: Think I'm just gonna wait for 10 bans until I play ranked again
Bans are just a way for Riot to hide their broken champions. Imagine if there were NO bans.... we'd all be very upset at the broken champs in every game and it would become obvious.
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: *5 mins into a ranked game* "gg this game is over, I give up"
When you see your jungle and your Top lane die in a 2v1 fail gank, and then immediately after your jungle dies again to the enemy jungler.... and then your ADC dies..... it's usually around this time that I realize that Matchmaking has set me up to lose this game and get me closer to 50% win rate like Riot does to everyone. Thats why they quit.
: Why hasn't Teemo been been given a VGU yet?
Because Teemo is fine as he is. We love him LEAVE TEEMO ALONE
: So... I got autofilled for the first time today...
I remember back in the days when everyone would just join a game and whoever types the fastest gets a role
: Stop lying and telling people "just try your hardest and carry the game yourself"
This thread has been made 1,000,000,000 times since 2010. Riot does indeed lie to people. This is a team game. But they want you to carry by yourself. What Riot doesn't tell you....... is that the people who are in Diamond/Plat/Challenger etc..... they carried because : 1) They picked ONE role (mostly) and stuck to it and mastered it. Top, or Jungle, or Mid, or ADC, whatever. They played it every match as much as they could and mastered it. 2) They picked the most top tier broken champs before Riot nerfs them. For example, if they were trying to carry right now.... none of them are picking Nidalee jungler. They won't carry a damn thing. They all would pick Shyvana, or Hecarim, or Lee Sin, etc.... pick the top tier broken champs and abuse them. 3) NEVER give up a single game due to your own raging/quitting/tilting. You can't afford the LP losses. 4) Once you have done all this, then your final tactic needs to be this : Do anything you can to get an early lead. This usually makes the enemy team tilted, rage at each other, or give up. You'll get quite a few wins by people just surrendering at 20 simply because you helped your team go up 20 kills to 3 kills at 20 minutes. This is the truth.
: TEEMO IS DISABLED
When will they fix this shit? I wanted to specifically play my main today
: It's hilarious how Malzahar and Brand as Mages don't need ap to work as Supports
Would be great if they revert Malzahar to how he used to be, so I can use him as a viable Mid AP Mage again.
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Zerenza (NA)
: Think of his rework coming in maybe, 1-2 years. Definitely at the end of next year at the soonest considering how many champs are infront of him. Warwick, Galio, Urgot, Akali and Evelynn are all pretty much the highest on the list and riot only released 4 reworks last season sooooo yeah don't worry about it.
> [{quoted}](name=Zerenza,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=VEGAY5qR,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-31T18:19:39.853+0000) > > Think of his rework coming in maybe, 1-2 years. Definitely at the end of next year at the soonest considering how many champs are infront of him. > > Warwick, Galio, Urgot, Akali and Evelynn are all pretty much the highest on the list and riot only released 4 reworks last season sooooo yeah don't worry about it. alright i bought the skin. but in 1-2 years, i'm going to be disappointed. Riot should refund skin RP of champions they re-work.
: Veigar's rework didn't really change anything though?
Yes it did. They changed his Q into a skillshot, and they took away the instant stun of the circle. They also changed his ultimate, it used to be a counter to strong AP mages, Veigar's ult would get stronger if the enemy bought more AP... which was great to counter snowballers......... now it's something else entirely.
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gubigubi (NA)
: A meme I made after feeling bad about betraying my main to gain LP
But according to RIOT, you can carry yourself with any champion.
: So pretty much this is lux. minus the flying xD
> [{quoted}](name=FF Hyperion,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=TftnjIKs,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-23T16:24:07.238+0000) > > So pretty much this is lux. minus the flying xD Iron Man's E into a Q would be a very satisfying combo to catch low health runners.....
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: Only champions that need to be addressed next patch
Shyvana is also broken. and I'd like a reversal to old Malzahar
: People fucking crying over how prechanged malza was easy af while theres still fucking lux, annie and basically every other ap midlaner...and NO,because lux has skillshots and shit that doesnt make her ''harder to play'' Velkoz has also skillshots and he is so fucking easy to play...with tons of fucking damage...the amount of true damage on a basic combo is just insane...think about late game Velkoz...he can deal up to 2500+ (most of it true dmg,AND ON EVERY ENEMY CHAMP) Malza was the same with the only difference being that the damage he dealt,was for one champion...At least back then he was fun to play in my opinion...you could kill someone by yourself,now your jungler comes and just takes your kill because the damage you output is smaller than yasuo mains dick,so yeah,i would really like to see him getting a buff at his Ult...i dont know,like an extra 200/300/500 damage OR if thats too much, fucking remove the ''true damage (10% max health?)" off his kit and add something like in the past....
> [{quoted}](name=MrPuncakesGr,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-12-23T15:10:41.907+0000) > > People fucking crying over how prechanged malza was easy af while theres still fucking lux, annie and basically every other ap midlaner...and NO,because lux has skillshots and shit that doesnt make her ''harder to play'' Velkoz has also skillshots and he is so fucking easy to play...with tons of fucking damage...the amount of true damage on a basic combo is just insane...think about late game Velkoz...he can deal up to 2500+ (most of it true dmg,AND ON EVERY ENEMY CHAMP) Malza was the same with the only difference being that the damage he dealt,was for one champion...At least back then he was fun to play in my opinion...you could kill someone by yourself,now your jungler comes and just takes your kill because the damage you output is smaller than yasuo mains dick,so yeah,i would really like to see him getting a buff at his Ult...i dont know,like an extra 200/300/500 damage OR if thats too much, fucking remove the ''true damage (10% max health?)" off his kit and add something like in the past.... Yes this is so true. I feel like Riot nerfed AT LEAST 500 damage from Malzahar with this new rework. He's so terrible now, and the voidlings are so easy to kill, yet I am dependent on them?
: funny. last I checked Lee actually has a skill shot. and has to be on top of someone to do a majority of his damage. malzahar can spam his bullshit in waves of minions and harass you while gaining mana back for last hitting with his AIDS. not to mention his bullshit passive. oh, and I play a lot of different champs thanks. Lee Sin has my highest mastery yes, but I have been playing a lot of Bard and Zac lately with some Gragas thrown in.
> [{quoted}](name=ELEJackieMoon,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:54:36.934+0000) > > funny. last I checked Lee actually has a skill shot. and has to be on top of someone to do a majority of his damage. malzahar can spam his bullshit in waves of minions and harass you while gaining mana back for last hitting with his AIDS. not to mention his bullshit passive. oh, and I play a lot of different champs thanks. Lee Sin has my highest mastery yes, but I have been playing a lot of Bard and Zac lately with some Gragas thrown in. As I said, old Malzahar had TWO skillshots, his Q and his W. But now? All of the good things of Malzahar have been deleted. When you're in a narrow space and your Q, W changes the course of a fight. When your E, Q starts a chain of kills. When your ult locks a tank on a well placed W. NOTE here specifically And less prominent, but when you can get multiple minions onto a target. All these things are gone.
: honestly, good. now you can learn how to play a champion that ACTUALLY REQUIRES SKILL instead of point and click bullshit.
> [{quoted}](name=ELEJackieMoon,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:50:10.118+0000) > > honestly, good. now you can learn how to play a champion that ACTUALLY REQUIRES SKILL instead of point and click bullshit. Malzahar had 2 skillshots. His Q silence and his W Null Zone.
Korillo (NA)
: Apparently jungle Malz pissed Riot off and they decided to throw Malz in the trash. Riot hates off-meta picks and apparently have no problem ruining the entire entity of champion just to get rid of a small, niche, rarely used pick like jungle malz.
> [{quoted}](name=Korillo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:46:42.780+0000) > > Apparently jungle Malz pissed Riot off and they decided to throw Malz in the trash. Riot hates off-meta picks and apparently have no problem ruining the entire entity of champion just to get rid of a small, niche, rarely used pick like jungle malz. Wow that is terrible. All Riot had to do, was simply add a tooltip to his abilities, "Malzahar does reduced damage to jungle monsters" problem solved without ruining Malzahar AP Mid.
Nicuri (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Korillo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:31:50.465+0000) > > Welcome to the club of ruined mains. Rip {{champion:8}} same {{champion:45}} I know he got buffed in the Mid-Season Magic patch, but it really doesn't help when he's countered by every mobile character ever, which is the meta we're in right now. His saving grace was his instant casting E. {{item:3070}} never forgetti [](http://image.prntscr.com/image/0092c55c56be4feaaaaf0f60ad1c6662.png)
> [{quoted}](name=Nicuri,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:42:21.142+0000) > > same {{champion:45}} > > I know he got buffed in the Mid-Season Magic patch, but it really doesn't help when he's countered by every mobile character ever, which is the meta we're in right now. His saving grace was his instant casting E. {{item:3070}} Yes I also used to love Veigar. He's ruined now too, but AT LEAST Veigar's abilities are the same. His Q is still his Q, it's just a skillshot now. His ring of stun is still the same.... it's just been nerfed. But Malzahar might as well be given a different name. Why on earth would Malzahar depend on his uncontrollable Voidlings, with low HP...... to do damage?????? Old Malzahar was a combo Nuker. You had to land the combo or else you didn't finish them off. Mostly you harassed with space aids and such..... but now even space aids has been shortened in duration and is crappy now.
nm1010 (NA)
: I liked the voidlings before this last change, but now they are slow as fuck and die to a stiff breeze in teamfights. I haven't touched him since the 4-5 games after that change and I probably won't again, basically wasted 2-3 months practicing him after I hit diamond just for him to be relegated to an r and q spam bot.
> [{quoted}](name=nm1010,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:30:33.743+0000) > > I liked the voidlings before this last change, but now they are slow as fuck and die to a stiff breeze in teamfights. I haven't touched him since the 4-5 games after that change and I probably won't again, basically wasted 2-3 months practicing him after I hit diamond just for him to be relegated to an r and q spam bot. The voidlings used to be used, mostly just for farming. The voidlings would target the minions with space aids and it'd help you farm. But in fights, you never depended on them. Sure the voidlings could do some damage, and sometimes it could be used to harass in lane if you land space aids on enemy, but this was never something you relied on. Malazahar was all about his combo. Null Zone --> space aids --> and then R while they stand on Null zone. Sometimes Q if you could squeeze it in, but not always because then they have enough time to get out of Null Zone. I don't know why Riot would allow this change. The voidlings are not supposed to be an ability by themselves, Malzahar is so weak now.
Korillo (NA)
: Welcome to the club of ruined mains. Rip {{champion:8}}
> [{quoted}](name=Korillo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AbUB5mts,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-23T14:31:50.465+0000) > > Welcome to the club of ruined mains. Rip {{champion:8}} Why would RIOT allow this to happen? This new Malzahar is all about his stupid voidlings. It seems clear to me that whoever designed this change didn't know who Malzahar was. Malzahar was about his E space aids, THAT was my bread and butter. It was so satisfying to land space aids during a team fight and watch it kill the low health ADC, and then spread to the support, etc... I usually never used my ultimate unless to protect my ADC from someone diving them. My main damage was my Null Zone which has been deleted from game, and my E, which has been neutered and shortened.
Rioter Comments
: Lines 1 3 and 4 are against code to varied degrees Nice try tho
> [{quoted}](name=DaRealWario,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2016-12-22T23:09:15.314+0000) > > Lines 1 3 and 4 are against code to varied degrees > > Nice try tho You're trying to justify this with technicalities. That's bogus. If a Caitlyn on my team rages and decides to feed by walking up to tower three times during laning phase..... and I say report her? Suddenly Im the bad guy? This makes no sense, I dont deserve any punishment as I did nothing wrong
jpguy902 (NA)
: It doesn't matter what your teammates do, if you type like this in chat you will eventually get a permaban. I'm trying to warn you. I dont want to see you in 3-4 months with "OMG RIOT UNFAIRLY PERMABANNNED ME!!!!" It doesn't matter what your teammates say or do, you are punished for your actions alone.
> [{quoted}](name=jpguy902,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2016-12-22T23:38:49.212+0000) > > It doesn't matter what your teammates do, if you type like this in chat you will eventually get a permaban. I'm trying to warn you. I dont want to see you in 3-4 months with "OMG RIOT UNFAIRLY PERMABANNNED ME!!!!" It doesn't matter what your teammates say or do, you are punished for your actions alone. but where did I insult them? A Caitlyn intentionally feed enemy team, and I say report her, and now im punished for saying report a feeder???????
: did you not..i said that telling others to report someone was punishable.. "you are not my team janna you are a disgusting person who will be reported after gamer for your language" (insult) "Mf and Karma raged and threw game" "the MF is simply a troll who thinks her support is her bitch and shouldn't touch farm" "but his karma/MF are raging trolls who throw game" (insult) Putting the blame of loss on others still counts as well
> [{quoted}](name=Alpha samsuni,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2016-12-22T21:37:13.218+0000) > > did you not..i said that telling others to report someone was punishable.. > "you are not my team janna you are a disgusting person who will be reported after gamer for your language" (insult) > "Mf and Karma raged and threw game" "the MF is simply a troll who thinks her support is her bitch and shouldn't touch farm" "but his karma/MF are raging trolls who throw game" (insult) > Putting the blame of loss on others still counts as well But that is exactly what happened. The MF stood in our base and was typing raging in chat. And the Janna was telling me to die in real life, etc...... she was disgusting person.
: report Caitlyn pls? I hope you get banned you're reporting for language too enjoy if she just played we woulda won muted that was such a bad call I don't want to play rest of match you are not my team janna you are a disgusting person who will be reported after game for your language the MF is simply a troll who thinks her support is her bitch and shouldn't touch farm ibut this karma/MF are raging trolls who throw game MF and Karma raged and threw game asking to report someone:worthy telling other people that what they did was terrible:worthy insulting people:worthy calling people trolls:worthy unless they were legit trolls (sounds like the adc just wanted farm, not troll) putting the blame of loss on others:worthy ?
> [{quoted}](name=Alpha samsuni,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-12-22T21:10:41.399+0000) > > report Caitlyn pls? > I hope you get banned > you're reporting for language too > enjoy > if she just played we woulda won > muted > that was such a bad call I don't want to play rest of match > you are not my team janna you are a disgusting person who will be reported after game for your language > the MF is simply a troll who thinks her support is her bitch and shouldn't touch farm > ibut this karma/MF are raging trolls who throw game > MF and Karma raged and threw game > > asking to report someone:worthy > telling other people that what they did was terrible:worthy > insulting people:worthy > calling people trolls:worthy unless they were legit trolls (sounds like the adc just wanted farm, not troll) > putting the blame of loss on others:worthy > > ? If you had watched the game, Caitlyn intentionally walked into enemy tower and fed them -3- times. Intentional feeding. I didn't insult anyone. If someone is intentionally feeding kills because they are mad, that is a troll.....
: All honesty: I would love to point it out so that I can help you understand why. And in hopes of helping you reform quickly. Also in all honesty: Sadly my work starts very soon and I won't be able to. My apologies for not being able to do this right now to help you understand why. I'm sure someone else will be able to point it out though while I'm working... Augh, 8 hour shift. {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}}
> [{quoted}](name=Void Nargacuga,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-22T20:24:13.446+0000) > > All honesty: I would love to point it out so that I can help you understand why. And in hopes of helping you reform quickly. > > Also in all honesty: Sadly my work starts very soon and I won't be able to. My apologies for not being able to do this right now to help you understand why. > > I'm sure someone else will be able to point it out though while I'm working... Augh, 8 hour shift. > {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} ok, take care , thanks for trying
: I highly suggest rereading your logs. This was a fair chat restriction. If you have to imagine the name being someone else's and think if you would want someone like that in your game.
> [{quoted}](name=Void Nargacuga,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-22T20:17:05.715+0000) > > I highly suggest rereading your logs. This was a fair chat restriction. > > If you have to imagine the name being someone else's and think if you would want someone like that in your game. Point it out. Where did I rule break. My chats are specifically in response to a rager/intent feeders on my team and I never insult them back.
: You do know that you have the option to copy and paste them right?
> [{quoted}](name=Void Nargacuga,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0KEOTKvB,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-22T20:11:04.287+0000) > > You do know that you have the option to copy and paste them right? I'm sorry, I already clicked on "I understand" and I don't see anything in my email.
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