How to make a Grade A Chicken Wrap

Step 1) Grab your chicken by its beautiful neck Step 2) Graciously thank it for its contribution to your stomach Step 3) Behead your new best friend and mourn its passing Step 4) Build an altar to the deceased chicken in its memory, lest we forget Step 5) Grab your STUPID FUCKING TORTILLA Step 6) LETTUCE GET ALL UP IN THAT BITCH! Step 8) TOMATOES? Step 7) OOZE YOUR MAYO *ALL* OVER IT Step 9) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PUT ON A CHICKEN WRAP? Step 10) FUCK IT, WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALDS Step 11) THESE WRAPS BLOW ASS. Step 12) WHAT THE FUCK.
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