Why in the absolute mother fuck are all assassins so mother fucking safe

WHY DO THEY NEED 1000192348012398409285903487502384923840183409328750348950389-95034985209834875203489092384 WAYS TO GET OUT OF EVERY HORRIBLE DECISION?!??!?! This is supposed to be a HIGH risk HIGH reward class. Yet none of them are even remotely high risk. They are literally ZERO risk MASSIVE reward. Let's look at the assassin class champs: {{champion:103}} Extremely safe with three dashes. {{champion:84}} Extremely safe with smokescreen and three dashes. {{champion:245}} Extremely safe with a dash and an extra life. {{champion:28}} Extremely safe with insane passive healing, invisibility and a get out of jail free ult. {{champion:105}} Two dashes, invulnerability. {{champion:38}} Infinite dashes. {{champion:55}} So many dashes and I don't even know where they come from. {{champion:141}} Dash on almost no cooldown and can go through walls (and heal for it on top of his already insane amounts of healing). {{champion:121}} Resetting dash and two or three casts of invisibility. {{champion:7}} Two dashes (four if you count the blink back, I would) {{champion:555}} Two dashes, invisibility. {{champion:421}} Two dashes. {{champion:35}} Low cooldown invisi-dash, removal from game with reappearance of two. {{champion:91}} Infinite dashes over terrain. {{champion:157}} Infinite dashes. {{champion:238}} Two/three/four dashes. All of these champions can just fuck up, and it's okay, just dash away and try again in 10 seconds. I think it's time to realize that this class of champions is braindead, does NOT take skill, and is UNHEALTHY for the game. You wanna know why damage AND mobility creep exists? Look no further than this class of bullshit. If these champions didn't exist the game would be in a MUCH healthier state. Bonus: {{champion:141}} Fuck this monstrosity of a bullshit champion, where putting him behind early game is just helping him get to late game fuckery bullshit faster.
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