TEAM IS OUTRIGHT FUCKING RETARDED BEYOND

MY ADC 58 CS LUCIAN VS. ENEMY CAITLYN 130????? SUPPORT IS A FRESH UNRANKED PLAYER WHO HAS 0 GAMES PLAYED I AM GOLD 3 HIGHER THAN AVERAGE MMR BUT MY ENTIRE TEAM IS SILVER EXCEPT ME ENEMY HAS GOLD 1 AND GOLD 2 WHO WERE PLATS IN PREVIOUS SEASONS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN BALANCED REMOTELY AS SOON AS I GET PROMOTED I GET RETARD TEAMMATES FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE GAMES IT'S NOT JUST ONE OR TWO PLAYERS. MY ENTIRE TEAM IS JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING COCKROACHES THEY SPOONFEED SO HARD THAT I KNOW GAME IS OVER 5 MINUTES IN BECAUSE ENEMY HAS 5+ KILLS WTF? I PICK ADC AND MY JUNGLE HECARIM GOES 0/4 SAYS OH WELL GAME OVER ANYWAY AND JUST HANDS OVER BUFFS LIKE SANTA GIFTS THE FUCK? OH LET'S SEE 0/3 LULU 1/7 TEEMO 2/4 LUCIAN 2/7 XERATH FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. _ EDIT: LISTEN TO THIS KIDS. I JUST HAD TO CARRY A GAME FROM 2 INHIBITORS DOWN (HALF HP NEXUS) AND WE HAD 0 TOWERS. YEAH. 2 INHIBITORS DOWN VS 0 TOWERS. AND WE WON. HOW? BECAUSE I HAD TO CARRY THE FFFFFFFFF OUT OF MY TEAM WHO WERE LEGITIMATELY BORDERLINE RETARED. HOW MANY KILLS? I ENDED 31/8. I HAD TO GO INTO 5 AND KILL ALL OF THEM. LIKE ACTUALLY. NO JOKE. TEAM SCORE? 1/9 SONA 6/10 KOG 8/6 BRAND 1/8 GANGPLANK AND THIS IS AFTER I TRIED TO GIVE THEM KILLS. THIS ENTIRE TEAM HAD LIKE LESS THAN 10 KILLS TIL 35 MIN. I WAS THE TEAM. ME. NOBODY ELSE. JUST FUCKING ME. THE ENEMY TOOK 2 BARONS. WE HAD 0 CHANCE OF EVEN STEALING THEM. NO SHIT NO BRAINER. I DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY COME TO OUR BASE. I GO IN, DELETE 4. MY ENTIRE TEAM FIGHTS THAT 1 REMAINING OPPONENT. THEY HAD 1 JOB AND THEY FUCK UP BY 3 OF THEM DYING. RINSE AND REPEAT. AND FINALLY WE WON AFTER KILLING T1 TOWER TO NEXUS IN ONE GO AFTER 1 ACE (FOR WHICH, ONCE AGAIN, I HAD TO DIVE AND JUST KILL OFF ALL 5). DEAR GOD THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING THEM THAT LISTENING TO MY PING TO GO FOR ENEMY NEXUS WHEN THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM HAS 20 SECONDS ON TIMER IS A GOOD IDEA. _ IS THIS FAIR RIOT???????? IS THIS THE CARRY I NEED TO DO TO GET PAST GOLD 3?????? GOLD FUCKING GOD DAMN THREE ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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