It's almost like overspecializing never fucking works

It's almost like I've been trying to point this out for the past five motherfucking goddamn years. It's almost like nobody can ever buy a fucking clue because this inbred species is de-evolving so fucking quickly that the Hapsburgs look like an apex lifeform by comparison! So once again... Entire teams full of the exact same type of fucking champion doesn't fucking work. If it works once, that's because the enemy was too fucking stupid to actually see what you were doing and work against your strengths, and that is not a high bar to cross, even for the below-abysmal standards this community has set for itself. Entire teams full of assassins and ADCs especially don't fucking work. If you think it does because you claim to be the bestestestestest Yasuo ever, well every fucking Yasuo OTP claims to be that, and no amount of flashing your mastery dick will ever fucking change the fact that anyone with the smallest subatomic particle of sense in their skull would run roughshod over you every day of the fucking week. And they have, and they do, because entire teams of ADCs and assassins have such massive glaring weaknesses that if you can't see them, then you should be declared legally fucking blind and forbidden from leaving your house without supervision. Best case scenario, you pawn off all tasks that aren't teamfighting and pentakills on the support, bitching and berating at them the whole while because they can't perfectly perform the twelve billion different jobs that are expected of them while giving you all of your pentakills on a silver platter while you call them a worthless, skill-less role meant for women and newbies, and then the community wonders why they hemorrhage tens of thousands of supports per day and why it takes upwards of half an hour to get into a game if you aren't going support. And it somehow all works out in the end, either through luck or the enemy being that fucking stupid and likely also trying that all assassin shit. The very instant that bullshit doesn't work, you fucking bitch like a sniveling fucking worm about how every champion is bullshit and overpowered except yours, because you are so fucking incompetent, you would lose in a fight against a single minion even with a maximum build. You, the community, are directly and solely responsible for the game balance being in such an unhealthy state, because the only thing you want to do is play Yasuo until the heat death of the universe. Because you think that Yasuo is and should be able to easily overpower anybody at all levels of play in every scenario no matter how far ahead they are, that you could just easily and effortlessly counter anything and everything tossed at you, and anything that even slightly tweaks the nose of Yasuo should be banned and nerfed into the fucking ground. I am very far beyond sick and tired of trying to explain this shit.
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