Teleport has a freaking long cd and I go back to base around minute 6 or 7. To go back to lane I will use teleport and by the time teleport is up, my bot lane is either has 5-6 kills or died just as much(combined btw). Add to that the jungler or the mid laner being useless/useful and the game is over by the time I even have an impact over the game.
What is worse, is the fact that the game takes forever to close because of how much damage/wave clear is in the game, but my impact is so little compared to everyone else because of how fast the others scales, either by kills or cheap items.
Extremely satisfying. 10/10, Riot.