Shove up to the enemy turret whenever you are in lane, miss all the cs, don't ward, get ganked 1v2 and say "I love how x gets ganks but i can't"
The jungler will naturally respond with "Back up and i can come up there, im not turret diving at level 6 (assuming he isnt a tank)"
Then completely ignore what he said, do the EXACT same thing, die and say "gg shit jungler we lose"
my blood is boiling hotter than the 7th circle of hell atm. :^)
and thats the story of how i failed my promos! ^_^