I'm tired of playing so passively that I make sleeping look active.
I'm tired of just sitting under tower doing nothing all fucking game or stomping so hard that I don't even notice the enemy lane.
That isn't playing the fucking game. That is fucking being afk.
LOWER THE FUCKING DAMAGE. IT IS NOT HEALTHY TO KILL SOMEONE IN 1-2 SECONDS.
I accidentally took grasp the other day. I healed for 66 damage in a 25 minute game... That is right, all fights were under 4 seconds, and I was against a ranged champ so I didn't get to use it in lane.