I cannot stand my brother's girlfriend because of her eating habits

I met her for the first time today at a local BJ's. We sit down and order our food. I order a burger, my brother orders a pizza, and his new girlfriend orders a steak. It was at this point I knew my brother met the wrong chick. She orders the steak well done. https://i.giphy.com/media/3fZdMSVBmH3Co/giphy.gif The second indicator that she was crazy was when we got our food and she tried a slice of my brother's pizza. She ate it with a spoon. YES A SPOON. We didn't even have spoons at the table so she asked a waiter for one. She scraped the cheese and toppings off the pizza and toppings off the pizza onto a separate plate with a spoon and ate the bread of the pizza first. Then she spooned the cheese and toppings into her mouth. https://i.giphy.com/media/cbfmKG7mknY6k/giphy.gif So I paid for the food and told her to go home. I told her that my brother and I needed to have a serious talk. https://i.giphy.com/media/8a22c4edVjp3a/giphy.gif Eating well done steaks and using a spoon to eat pizza all indicate she is unfit to date any decent human being. https://i.giphy.com/media/FJFl7F1m0oIp2/giphy.gif
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