Seriously, why the fuck does it take so damn long? I have modern internet, not dial-up and yet this shit still takes WAY longer than it should.
It's also TANKING my RAM usage, in the time it took me to launch chrome, get on the boards, and write this post it's almost halfway done. It hasn't jumped in it's estimated time either so props for being accurate with how terribly this thing applies patches.
Edit: I must now conclude that the Boards does not know how to read