"Liberty Prime is online."
"All systems nominal."
"Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"American will never fall to communist invasion."
"Obstruction detected. Composition: titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier."
"Probability of mission hindrance: zero percent."
"Democracy.... is non-negotiable."
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism."
"Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged."
"Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory—impossible."
"Communism is the very definition of failure."
"Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom."
"Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated."
"Democracy will never be defeated."
"Voice module online. Audio functionality test initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the liberation of Anchorage, Alaska. Primary Targets: any and all Red Chinese invaders. Emergency Communist Acquisition Directive: immediate self destruct. Better dead, than Red."
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