If Your Summoner Name Was an In Game Item

{{champion:267}} What would it do? What champions would use it best? What would the icon be? :) Can even just be inspired by your name or have your summoner name as part of it's name.
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We're testing a new feature that gives the option to view discussion comments in chronological order. Some testers have pointed out situations in which they feel a linear view could be helpful, so we'd like see how you guys make use of it.

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