Who is the most prolific shit poster in all of GD?

GD is known for a lot of things and shit posting is probably one of the most memorable things about GD. Many of the posters on here took shit posting and made it into an art form. I'd like to give those shit posters the recognition they deserve by commemorating their accomplishments in this thread. So try to recall the greatest shit posters GD has been graced by and try to recount some of their most legendary shit posts that they ever made. (Links to said shit posts would also be appreciated).
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