"Jhin, what are you doing?"

{{champion:202}} : I'm counting. {{champion:222}} : What are you counting? {{champion:202}} : Everything. Anything. Sometimes, just one thing many times. {{champion:222}} : And how many things do you count? {{champion:202}} : 4 {{champion:222}} : 4? Specifically? {{champion:202}} : Yes. {{champion:222}} : Exclusively? {{champion:202}} : Yes. {{champion:222}} : What's so special about the number 4? {{champion:202}} : I'm so glad you asked, Little Blue. {{champion:202}} : Four. What a wonderful number. 4 letters in the word 'four'. {{champion:202}} : 4 letters in my name. 4 in yours. {{champion:222}} : Huh, never noticed that... {{champion:202}}: Indeed, 4 is the perfect number for you as well. {{champion:202}} : ***To Self*** : One, Two, Three, Four. One, Two, Three, Four. {{champion:222}} : Personally, I prefer 3. I have 3 weapons and my _Rev'd Up_ passive stacks up to 3 times. {{champion:202}} : You have 4 weapons... {{champion:222}} : What? {{champion:202}} : 4 weapons. Fishbones, Pow-Pow, your electric gun and your Flame Chompers. {{champion:222}} : Well... if you count my grenades... {{champion:202}} : Oh, I do indeed... Pow-Pow has 6 letters in the name. 6x6=36. 36/4=9. {{champion:222}} : And? {{champion:202}} : 9 letters in Fishbones. 4 is the connection in your 'Switcheroo!'. {{champion:222}} : Okay, but I bet you can't do that again. {{champion:202}} : 'Switcheroo!' has 10 letters in it. 10x10=100. 100/4 = 25 {{champion:222}} : So? {{champion:202}} : You have 3 Flame Chompers that you throw out. After 5 seconds, they explode on their own. {{champion:202}} : 4 sits eloquently between 3 and 5. {{champion:222}} : What does that have to do with 25? {{champion:202}} : 'Rev'd Up' takes 3 stacks to reach maximum power. 25 is a multiple of 5. But take away the 5 and you get 20. {{champion:202}} : 20 is a multiple of 4. But there is also 20 letters in your 'Super Mega Death Rocket!'. {{champion:222}} : Okay, now you're starting to scare me. {{champion:202}} : Even in our champion coding that is used to add our portraits to Riot's Boards have 4 hidden in it. {{champion:222}} : But, you're 202 and I'm- oh no. {{champion:202}} : You see? I'm 202, you're 222. 20 numerical values apart. Need I remind you the significance of the number 20? {{champion:222}} : You're starting to scare Fishbones now. {{champion:202}} : Fishbones, a personality in contrast to yours. 2 entities in beautiful conflict. {{champion:202}} : 2 is a factor of 4. 2 eyes each, 4 eyes to behold the numerical splendor. {{champion:222}} : Okay, you can stop now... {{champion:202}} : 4. 4. The number of art. 4 corners and 4 sides to a canvas. They make 8. 4x2 make 8. 2. 2 beings tangoing in this dance of art. {{champion:202}} : The artist dances with the canvas and the canvas accepts the artist's design. {{champion:202}} : Join me, Little Blue. Join me and, together, we will create something amazing. --- **1 Hour Later** {{champion:222}} : One {{champion:202}} : Two {{champion:222}} : Three {{champion:202}} : Four {{champion:222}} : One {{champion:202}} : Two {{champion:222}} : Three {{champion:202}} : Four
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