Riot disables League, global salt supply soars

Riot games disabled their game today for emergency maintenance earlier today, forcing their playerbase to go outside. These kids provided the world with the abundance of salt that would have been used in game. "This is a good thing," some public service members stated. "It's snowing in the Cincinnati area, and we need all the salt we can get." The players themselves spoke as well, but they are so profane that we cannot mention their statements here. The salt surplus is planned to return back with the players when they go back inside at 11PST, to desposit their salt in game as per usual.
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