Your favorite champion is running for President of the United States

There has been a lot on the news lately about political candidates. They all have their own little slogan to sum up their campaign goals. So this got me thinking: What if LoL champions where running? What would their slogan be? what would they promise? Post your ideas below! Example: Candidate: {{champion:268}} Slogan: There is no future without Shurima! Promises to move the national capital to Nevada, and will rename the nation to "Shurima"
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