The 50 rules of League

1. Do not chase Singed 2. Teemo is evil. No exceptions. 2.1 Unless you main Teemo, than Teemo is a saint. 2.2 Teemo mains lie. 3. Report the jungler. No exceptions. 3.1 Unless you are the jungler, than report mid. 4. Trinity Force deals tons of damage. 5. Unless you have definite proof otherwise, Garen is in that bush. 6. If your team surrenders, they are cowards. 7. If your team refuses to surrender, they are trolls. 8. If you land a Q on Lee Sin, you must take it. No exceptions. 9. Riven is an annoying champion, but she is sexy so we like her anyway. 10. Yasuo is also annoying, but he is not sexy so we hate him. 11. Better Nerf Irelia. 12. No matter how close the battle, it was easy. 12.1 ggez 13. Bard is love. Bard is life. 14. If rito nerfs your main, they don't understand balance. 15. If rito doesn't nerfs anyone who is not your main, they don't understand balance. 16. Report noob support. 17. Trinkets are free. 18. Warding is the support's job. 19. Veigar is a *little* evil. 20. Praise the sun 20.1 Praise the moon 20.2 Those who praise the moon are heratics 20.3 heresy is underrated 21 Demacia. 22. DEMACIA! 23. Noxus? 24. **DEMACIA!** 25. Han shot first. 26. Anime was a mistake 27. Yordles are not sexy. No Exceptions. 28. Katarina is always sexy. No exceptions. 29. The Urgod is the most beautiful of all. 30. Nothing is original. 31. Nothing is original. 32. Everything said in Falconshield's "This is War" series is canon. 33. Viktor is innocent. 34. Nobody likes Zed. 35. Every time you get a kill with Rek'Sai, you MUST say "Rek't" in all chat. 35.1 If you die to Ezreal, you must say "The Struggle Ezreal" 36. If you eat broccoli, you become Faker. 37. T 38. S 39. M 40. NA can't win worlds. No exceptions. 41. Teemo is why we can't have nice things. 42. Miss Fortune is not a support. 43. If you rush deathcap, you are not a support. No exceptions. 43.1 Unless you are Lux. Or Brand. 44. The Unbenched Kench is the Deadliest. 45. Malphite hard counters Camille, as rock > scissors. 46. The only ship that is acceptable is Ahri X Sona. For scientific reasons. 47. Everyone can be shipped with Ahri. 48. If you have no AP scaling, don't build AP. No exceptions. 48.1 Unless you are Wizard Garen. 49. If you got banned, it was probably unfair. Better make a post about it. 50. Do not chase Singed.
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