I've been playing this game since season 2, and finally reached gold tier!
I would like to start by thanking my parents, whose constant nagging to stop playing at 3 am only inspired me to queue for one more game. I would also like to thank my three brothers, whose taunts about how big of a nerd I am will finally be silenced when they realized just how awesome I am for hitting gold. Finally I would like to thank my girlfriend, whose pleas for me to "stop playing fucking video games and pay attention to me" have fallen on deaf ears for three years. Yes I am awesome, you may all begin worshiping me now.