What are your best League of Legends pickup lines??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lx_UCcK7Yo So, Love and League got me thinking… How would you go about picking up your ultimate League of Legends bae? Perhaps with a suave one liner? With a support playin’ wingman at your back? If you were trying to frolic with Fiddlesticks (come on, he’s kinda cute...in a horrifying way) or rendezvous with Riven, what would you say?? [Just remember, don’t break any of the board rules with your pickup lines! Clever > Dirty!]
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