Win a 4v5 to get into gold 2 promos after dropping from gold 1
Get one free mandatory win
2nd game nid builds static shiv to troll and runs it down lanes
3rd game, first time syndra to troll and then says i dont care about winning nothing wrong with first time a champ in ranked and a ezeral who couldnt see a master yi coming 2 wards away 4 times.
Im so fucking sick of people who just dont want to win the game and getting matched with people who just cant understand the basics of an OBJECTIVE TEAM based game. I do not fuckin care how big your dick is or how much puss you get or how fed you are listen the fuck up.
1. The team DOES matter. A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks i do not give about how fed or good/smurf you are, you can not possible tell me that its easier (when your super fed) to 1v5 rather then 5v5. Keep your champion pool small like 2-3 champs for your main roles and another 2 for off roles. (in ranked) Play what you are good at not whats meta or something you are still practicing. Theres an entire separate mode for that its called NORMALS. Ranked is for competitive people who want to climb not for people first timing a champion or practicing champions. I'd much rather have some one who is very good at a champion thats not meta but can play them to its max rather then a some one who played a meta champ 2-3 times.
2. around objectives and take them. The objective of the game is KILL THE NEXUS. The game is not score, kills, bm or cs. This is a numbers game, the bigger the number the better you do and that includes team fighting. You are going to have a much better time winning a team fight with even or more numbers. FFS stop trying to 1v5 1v3 2v4 2v5 3v5 ect, stop fighting so disadvantageously its stupid, unless if your super fed, its just giving enemy free objectives and gold. If the team isnt coming then let them have it and make the deficit as little as possible.
3. If you are in a bad match up then stop trying the fight them every minute and giving them more gold, cs and fight under tower. Yes its sucks being 40 cs down but you know what sucks more? Being 40 cs and NOW ALSO 4 kills down because little jimmy got mad that big mean darius kept dunking him with a mind set of if i throw myself at him over and over again i will win at least one of these times. BE CARRY-ABLE. What this means is dont feed, play safe and make yourself as useful as possible when behind. Landing your spells, ward bushes for possible ganks as well as setting up for ganks, positioning well, taking objectives pingging an mia and co operating with your team.
4. Cooperate with the team. Pay attention to their mia or danger pings. If an enemy mid/top laner is roaming where ever and they ping you 3-4 times about it an you still die to said roam thats your own dam fault. Your mid/top may not be in the best position to match said roam as they will most likely die if they do try to roam with the enemy. For example; if they are behind, the enemy jg is waiting for the expected roam to ambush, immobile champ vs mobility champ who can roam much faster (by the time say a talon gets to bot a vel or viegar would just be in dragon pit) or just a bad match up. If you have to miss a wave of cs or 2 but the mid/top who didnt roam gets 2-3 turret plates+1-4 cs waves, or the turret itself and wasting the enemy laner time cs and exp thats an absolute win. If the team wants you to group to win 5v5 fights or to contest baron/drag then fucking group dont just split all game. The enemy will see that you are splitting and go in on the 4v5 and win it and they will take objectives uncontested with all of the team dead but you.
4.5 Grouping with baron and elder is the best way to end games, so tell me then why is it so fucking hard to do it? Im legit baffled as to what goes through a persons head when they dont want to group with baron or elder buff. ITS NOT HARD TO DO get it through your fucking heads that this is an objective game not a solo me me me me me game. Yes some split tactics can work like drawing attention away from one turret to get the main turret but that plan goes out the fucking window when you cant play safe for one god dam moment, get caught and now its a 4v5 late game so your team is now forced to retreat and waste the rest of baron buff waiting for your dumbass to re spawn only for you to keep splitting wasting more time insisting it will work only to get caught out again and lose. If you have an obvious advantage to push when towers still go down like wet tissue paper THEN FUCKING TAKE IT.
Lastly im going to address the big elephant in the room. Playing positive and improving ones own skill can only do so much. Everyone likes to circle jerk each other saying stay positive dont be toxic and play well and you will climb. However, you can not control what others do in your games and thats a cold hard fact.