Please add a report option for playing under the influence

I just played a game with a player who admitted to being both drunk and high on marijuana. Their reaction times were incredibly low and they face-checked bushes constantly and died for stupid reasons. Please add this as a report option and make it clear to people that they shouldn't be wasting other people's time while they are intentionally lowering their abilities as players.
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