My top laner wanted to jungle so he banned my jungler's champion and then was about to go duo jungle, because they were immature and couldn't just play the game like a normal human being.
So I decided to dodge queue, naturally waiting until the last second in hopes someone else dodges first, and I DEFINITELY clicked through the prompts and closed the client in time. Especially since, you know, the game didn't start up.
Then I just went to sleep. Wake up and find I got a leaver buster and I'm in low priority queue. PLEASE RITO