A Corporate Matter Season 9 Episode 12

#A Corporate Matter **Episode: _No Time For Losers_** {{champion:498}} "I need your help." {{champion:150}} "Why me Honestly, what do you all think I am going to do?" {{champion:498}} "I have a problem only a Corporate can fix, and you are the least intimidating Corporate here." {{champion:150}} "What, I'm totally intimidating. Aren't I, Soraka?" {{champion:16}} "Ehhhh..." {{champion:150}} "I can be very intimidating if I want to be." {{champion:498}} "Oh yeah sure, but we're off topic. It's Rakan, ever since you guys gave him another world champion skin without me, he's gotten a really big head. He barely even talks to me anymore and has become a huge diva. You need to fix it." {{champion:150}} "Oh, it's an Esports skin problem. Sorry, you're going to have to talk to our Esports Corporate." {{champion:498}} "You have an Esports Corporate?" {{champion:150}} "Yeah, with how big Esports are around here of course we do. It would be a pretty big plothole if we forgot to add one." {{champion:498}} "Great, who is it?" {{champion:150}} "Who is what?" {{champion:498}} "The Esports Corporate." {{champion:150}} "Right right..... I don't actually remember. We do have one, right Soraka?" {{champion:16}} "You're asking the wrong girl. Besides, isn't Art Master Malzahar in charge of the skins?" {{champion:150}} "He's in charge of most of them. But someone who I evidently have no memory of gets the final say on Esports skins." {{champion:498}} "Well thanks, you have been absolutely no help to me." {{champion:150}} "Hey, it's not my job to fix your love life. Maybe you should try couples counseling." {{champion:16}} "Have you tried actually talking to Rakan about your issues?" {{champion:498}} "Sit down and discuss our feelings? Ew." {{champion:16}} "Being able to have disscussions like this is one of the most important things in a relationship." {{champion:498}} "Fine, I'll try that. This is gonna suck." _**Some time later:**_ {{champion:498}} "Rakan, we need to talk!" {{champion:497}} "Can't right now babe. Got a press tour to go on. Maybe some other time?" {{champion:498}} "No, not some other time. Now!" {{champion:497}} _"Snaps fingers."_ "Hello, someone help? My girlfriend is being extra moody and a bit too clingy. Yeah, can one of you get her out of here?" {{champion:106}} "Come on, the champion needs some space." {{champion:498}} "Touch me and you'll be filled with more feathers than a rich man's pillow. I'll leave after I've talked with Rakan." {{champion:497}} "Listen Xayah, I'd love for you to come with me. But, after I was chosen as a world champion a second time, I can't be seen in public with someone like you. I'm a champion, and right now I have no time for losers." {{champion:498}} "But, what about our SSG days?" {{champion:497}} "Those are old now. People only care about the present, and right now that's me. I'm sorry you weren't good enough this year. Now, where is my Iced Coffee? **I ASKED FOR AN ICED COFFEE FIVE MINUTES AGO AND IT'S STILL NOT HERE! I AM GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES, AND IF THERE ISN'T A COLD CAFFEINATED DRINK IN MY HAND WHEN I OPEN THEM I AM GOING TO START FIRING INTERNS!!!!**" {{champion:498}} "I knew this talking thing was never going to work. Rakan, if you don't give up this IG act and come home with me right this instant; I swear to Rito I am going to beat you so hard that you will beg for the sweet release of death. But no, I won't let it come for you, not until after I've fed you to a desert creature. It will digest you for a thousand years, and you will be alive for every agonizing second of it." {{champion:497}} "Okay okay, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean any of it. I just liked having my own thing for once. I forgot how scary you w-" {{champion:498}} _"Looks at him angrily."_ {{champion:497}} "I mean, how amazing you are and how much I love you. Can you please forgive me?" {{champion:498}} "That's a good boy. Now let's go home and maybe I'll think about forgiving you."
Share

Seems like no one has joined the conversation yet, be the first to comment below!

Report as:
Offensive Spam Harassment Incorrect Board
Cancel