Can we please discuss recent champion titles?

I don't know about anybody else, but they just feel... underwhelming and unwieldy. Compare "The Void Burrower" (a title that basically everybody thought was silly) to previous ones such as "The Mouth of the Abyss". Now we have Bard, *The Wandering Caretaker*. It doesn't flow; it's so boring! Why not "The Vagrant Custodian" or "The Gracious Itinerant"? It can't be that hard to google synonyms and pick more compelling words, these are champion titles - they're supposed to impress upon the players a sense of greatness. C'mon, Rito. I don't want to be a wandering caretaker, that sounds like a far less exciting version of Mary Poppins.
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