Mordekaiser Has Almost Definitely Never Eaten a Taco

This theory operates on the assumption that Mordekaiser can't eat in his undead form. Supporting evidence: 1. The Noxian Empire invented the taco. 2. Morde died for the first time long before the Noxian Empire existed. Conclusion: If Mordekaiser can only eat when alive, he has never eaten a taco. Corollary: Sion has eaten more tacos than Mordekaiser has, and is angry all the time because he can't eat them anymore.
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