Jinx is Vi's sister.
Kai'sa is Kassadin's daughter.
Garen and Katarina REALLY want to do romantic NSFW things.
PLEASE stop trying to lead us on with story threads from 2013. We know these as basic fact. We get it. This constant coy "oooOOOooo maybe they're reLAAAAted!?" thing is tiring me out. There is nothing new being explored here and the jokes/"subtle hints" are growing stale.
Actually show me some change, progression or something else that I don't know about because right now I'm up to my fucking ears in implied connections I've seen since the game looked like a PS1 game.
Someone frustrated with the same regurgitated plot points for certain popular champs.