: You forgot to mention that {{champion:91}} is also a part of that family.
And he's responsible for 25% of all first bloods
: I got a C with lee sin
I got D when I played with Taric once. Propably coz I was Ezreal.
: Forget Hashashin, this is the best Jax player here.
Plays aganst Jax Ints because he wants a piece of lamp
: Play your game.
Thank you for advice \*Instalocks AP Kindred Mid\*
: > [{quoted}](name=Sir Prepuzius,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=Em5w3ez6,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2018-10-18T13:40:47.789+0000) > > how did you build your nasus? {{item:3117}} {{item:3153}} {{item:3147}} {{item:3814}} {{item:3142}} {{item:3022}} can it be any better then this?
Ain't no stack running away when you have pike, sword, dagger, saber and hammer to kill it with.
: > [{quoted}](name=Velzard of Koz,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=TKjZARmP,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2018-10-18T20:09:20.430+0000) > > But that way one could miss this pearl > > https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51t5nv5OWsL.jpg Say what. Is that _also_ a gay trash romance novel, on top of being ridiculous? Just googled and Wikipedia'd him. What is he even?? From Wikipedia: "He self-publishes his works through Amazon.com, primarily as ebooks, but also as paperbacks and audiobooks (narrated by Sam Rand). Tingle began his career by writing dinosaur erotica and expanded to stories based on unicorns, Bigfoot, and various anthropomorphized objects and even concepts"
> [{quoted}](name=Oleandervine,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=TKjZARmP,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2018-10-18T20:21:34.172+0000) > > Say what. Is that _also_ a gay trash romance novel, on top of being ridiculous? > > Just googled and Wikipedia'd him. > What is he even?? > > From Wikipedia: > "He self-publishes his works through Amazon.com, primarily as ebooks, but also as paperbacks and audiobooks (narrated by Sam Rand). Tingle began his career by writing dinosaur erotica and expanded to stories based on unicorns, Bigfoot, and various anthropomorphized objects and even concepts" It's Zombie Elevator who is also a Lawyer who is also a gay novel who is also pink library I feel partially sorry for poor old Sam Rand, whoever that is.
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Moody P (NA)
: because yorick is trash
No that guy has lantern and is support
: I like that you like the way I think.
I like that you like that he likes the way you think.
: #do not look up Chuck Tingle the image results are not explicit (I think), but the books will scar you
> [{quoted}](name=ZackTheWaffleMan,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=TKjZARmP,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2018-10-18T18:21:23.222+0000) > > #do not look up Chuck Tingle > > the image results are not explicit (I think), but the books will scar you But that way one could miss this pearl https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51t5nv5OWsL.jpg
: How does those dimestore trash novels survive?
> But... You're Horse That's actually historical novel about Henry VIII
: When your duo mains Pyke
If you don't like Your Cut, you can have another Cut.
: I dodged a game
I dodged a game and I liked it. Taste of that 5 minute wait-time.
: The Reason You're Not Able to Dodge Skillshots Could be this Surprizingly Common Problem.
Cheini (EUNE)
: > [{quoted}](name=Velzard of Koz,realm=EUNE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=N6uBUHFp,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2018-10-17T16:58:14.446+0000) > > I dunno, sounds kinda boring. Can we slap two passives onto that? why, complicated abilities are fun.. i would rather read half a page instead of, you know, "press Q to stun" - old Taric™..
For details about Jhin's Passive, click here to open wikipedia.
MadNoff (NA)
: This isn't finished, the kit is too simple. For example, the Q could be: > "Increase the damage value of all champions in the game, if a champion wearing purple is in your vicinity they receive the trait _"Ritoed"_ . A champion which is Ritoed will deal greater damage to champions who wear red but take more damage from champions who wear leather. Any champion in you vicinity who is not wearing purple will have the trait _"DKlein"_. When a champion has _"DKlein"_ they deal 100% greater damage to male champions for 2.3 seconds after the first attack but gain the trait _" Fired"_ for for 2.3 seconds after _"DKlein"_ ends. _"Ritoed"_, _"DKlein"_, _"Fired"_ scale with movement spead, gold in inventory and wards placed." This seems more like it.
I dunno, sounds kinda boring. Can we slap two passives onto that?
wildfox9T (EUW)
: >How were the Darkin corrupted? {{item:2033}} {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
{{champion:110}} ,,Do you think it will corrupt us?" {{champion:266}} ,,Nah!" {{champion:110}} ,,But it says Corrupting Potion on the label." {{champion:266}} ,,Well Old Spice also isn't made from old spices. Don't believe everything on the label."
: the riot special
I wouldn't mind the forced 50% winrate through MMR balancing If the whole idea behind promo didn't expect several wins without losing streaks from high LP through the promos. It's rather contraproductive.
Regality (EUW)
: Irelia is fucking bullshit
I agree she should stop fucking bullshit.
: I Just Accidentally Got Platinum
Googles: Help I accidentally ~~built a shelf~~ got to Platinum.
: ...just curious, but... whoever photoshopped that... should go back to photo shop school. that book has a fold out page.
Isn't it what the original looked like already (I don't know the source so really asking)? There is already meme about it where the page reads "Books are not opened like this"
: i trusted my gut {{sticker:sg-miss-fortune}}
well ur gut should git gut
gileskd (NA)
: rank shames you, even though I am a silver/unranked player
rank shames you from unranked alt account because the 10 others got banned for toxic behaviour
: > [{quoted}](name=S0kaX,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=wWO8oB0E,comment-id=000200000000000000000000,timestamp=2018-10-14T20:30:58.131+0000) > > Maybe because they are used for both? > > If I had no idea what the hell to play then yes, I'd do that. And choosing whom to ban =/= choosing whom to play. You can choose to ban nobody, but you can't choose to play as nobody. Sounds like a convenient delineation. I thought it was a team game. Shouldn't you still ask your TEAM what you should play if you should ask your team what to ban? Shouldn't you always do a team huddle on bans? Also, how do you feel about 'off role' picks then? It's either a team game where you should do things for your team, or it's a team game where you have a ton of personal choice.
It's not convenient it's basic logic. Your argument would be valid If the guy wanted to ban something. It's their ban that way. But If they don't ban anything, even when the team needs something extra being banned, you are literally trolling your team. A player can pick what they want to play as much as they can pick what they want to ban. But If they don't want to ban anything it goes to waste for absolutely no logical reason other than going "xD # YOLO". If you ban something your team wants banned, you are not hurting yourself in any way, you didn't ban anything specific by your choice as you wouldn't ban anything specific by your choice anyway. If you don't ban anything at all, you are hurting four other players while gaining absolutely nothing other than infantile feeling of going against stream. I don't know how simplier it can be put without speaking language of cavemen.
: It was him all along...
It's actualy O~~rianna~~K
: The power of Vladimir's blood magic
> Can he cause a blood disease or plague? Isn't his ult literally a Hemoplague?
: > [{quoted}](name=Valaran Nara,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=zm9FYQoZ,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-10-14T17:47:02.449+0000) > > Oh, and best part is, it seems like Ahri may actually still be "popstar" but has a guest appearance and is only in that skin to match the music video. That would make extreme sense to why she is getting a new pop star ish skin when she already has one.
Or it's just that her skins sell well even If they should release the same theme 50 times due to her popularity. I wouldn't really look too deep into it. EDIT: Also the missions mark her as "the leader" of the group.
: Demoting from 1 loss at 0 lp is too demoralizing
Isn't this due to MMR? Or is high elo ranking more punishing? As far as I know you generally gain more LP from wins than you lose from losses unless your MMR decides you are not quite in the group where you belong. For example it took me like 5-6 losses to get back to 0 LP from circa 75 LP gained from three wins. Additionally I lost sometimes even 3 games in row at 0 LP without being demoted. I play around Silver rank, so not exactly sure If this is my MMR being higher than that of average Silver players or If it is hard-set than in Gold+ the LP lost from loss is increasing. As not only you claim you were demoted from 1 loss at 0 LP but also that you gain and lose the same amount of LP per game.
ExpStealer (EUNE)
: Why do 0 seconds in champion select sometimes last up to 3-4 seconds?
It's mostly psychological thing. If they gave the three seconds visibly people would still find reason to wait for the last second. This way they get the feel of urge from the countdown while it is still generous to them so there isn't too much dodges. Especially for players who play a lot of things, think strategy through and adjust their Runepage on the go. I don't think there is so many such people, but for example, Bjergsen seems to always mostly focus on picks and still has many last-second lock-ins. Because he tends to just decide what to pick at the last moment, either based on enemy team or what he wants to practise, then he adjusts the Runepage.
NichtHurz (EUW)
: I can't even finish the first one. Tried watching live, youtube VOD (embedded of course) and rebroadcast. Nothing worked. I was logged in and still won't receive the rewards, even after watching a whole game.
I usually click the link, enter VOD tab, click some game there, set it to lowest quality and let it flow. Sometimes I close and open it like this three times and let it for 30 minutes before it registers. It is indeed so random.
: > [{quoted}](name=Velzard of Koz,realm=EUNE,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=Y3a6lHfz,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2018-10-14T13:25:25.883+0000) > > There's still "the Death Lord" left after Mordekaiser If anyone wants it. Please do not call her Sivir the Death Lord.
Rioter Comments
: Can Sivir get a better title than "The Battle Mistress"?
There's still "the Death Lord" left after Mordekaiser If anyone wants it.
: @riot, why did Victorious Orianna only recieve 2 chromas, but graves got 3?
They changed it. Insted of being given for specific queue, it's based on amount of queues. Gold+ in one Base Skin, Gold+ in two queues Chroma B, Gold+ in all three queues Chroma C. So it seemed they had no need for additional Chroma. Also there is no Victorious Ward. Generally they put all resources into cash-milking KD/A and the Event Pass and seemingly didn't care too much about Haloween (look at Kled's skin's Q and you can see the lack fo resources in creative process plus no game mode at all) or end-of-season rewards. Even Honor wards seem to be the same.
: If two players have the same role as their primary, and get put on the same team.......
It seems to be queue time-based. If you wait too long it prefers secondary. So the one waiting longer would (ironically) get secondary. Logically, as he queued first, he should get primary, but generally whenever I wait too long it just throws me to secondary. Would need sub 2min queue for primary.
: I don't think extra localization information exists in the game files, and adding them by default would increase everyone's file sizes whether they use them or not. I believe there are tutorials on how you can manually update your game files to swap the audio to a different language. I haven't heard about Riot punishing people for editing those files, but you might want to do some research first.
I mean, it could do the file update it does when you switch laguage generally. Just affect only group of files.
R0XTAR (NA)
: I gotta say, I wasn't thrilled about Victorious Ori from the teaser...
With me it was the opposite. The teaser hair seemed better to me than on splash. But then again she is not supposed to have real hair. So the splash art ones are good objectively, just not to my liking subjectively.
rawiazam1 (EUNE)
: watafak
Well you can save for the Prestigue Skin.
: > [{quoted}](name=KFCeytron,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=aPt0ukZB,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-10-13T05:40:02.495+0000) > > Chill, Boards still in beta. :^) Since when?
If you go to main page, there's still BETA tag next to Boards title. It's been in BETA since forever.
Pika Fox (NA)
: Therefore the code riots.
: Have you ever faced a Shaco in ARAM?
I both faced and played as him there and still find it enjoyable. His death sound is just a sound as If he slipped on banana, that makes it so perfect.
: disconnecting (net is fine)
I got occasional long-lasting disconnect while internet fine for some time already every now and then but now it got worse, have to restart entire in-game client whenever that happens.
: Please don't make this a common trend riot
They already made this a trend lol. It started with the Sona Emote. Good luck to anyone not wanting RNG to decide whether they egt content to play I like this can I get it loterry everytime they announce something lol.
: Fun fact for Xayah mains.
She seems to be keeping some secrets from Rakan
: This is where I first heard about it: https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/wlks9w2J-dear-morgana Still trying to find Riot's comments on it. The search system on this site can take awhile.
If it would take too much time, no need, I will believe it. I also found on Reddit someone claiming while Morgana will be updated alongside Kayle, it will be mostly Visuals and Official Update page by Riot lists Morgana as Visual Update only.
: I'm not confused. I'm talking about Morgana. Her VGU was just more of W changes and they scrapped it. So right now it's just Kayle getting changes.
That's news for me. Do you have any link? Because If it's true it sucks really hard, Morgana and Kayle would be great duo VGU :(
: Me playing too much God of War.
General Robert Discussion on duty!
: That's what I was talking about. They said they tried changes for her W but didn't like anything so decided to scrap the whole thing and leave her be.
I am not sure If you are trolling or really confused, lol. I am talking about Morgana, the fallen angel lady. You are seemingly talking about Karma, the lady with tether as her W. As far as I know, they are still preparing update for Karma, just the specific W change they introduced wasn't good and scraped it. But I do think Karma will still get gameplay rework. As for Morgana, she's getting VGU alongside her sister Kayle.
: Just got Gun Goddess MF from a chest.
This sucks for me. I got DJ Sona but still have to redeem it. LOL.
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