: WTF wal-mart! Everything I bought today was bad
> The bananas brown in a day every time. Do you have them in some bag?
: > [{quoted}](name=YuGiHo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=LIIUbaRn,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2017-09-23T07:41:39.109+0000) > > So you are fine with people being able to solo rift herald? Yes, it's just a big dumb brute lore wise. As for in game riot can tone it down if people sincerely feel it is strong.
I mean. It shouldn't be soloable. That was the whole point of the "hit my eye" mechanic. And it was also supposed to attract junglers toplane.
: {{champion:141}} Speak for yourself. I'm tired of you ignoring me just because it's "**Syndra's **birthday", or "I'm having lunch with **Syndra**" or "**Syndra's **having a baby." I'm done. I'm gonna make Velzard my **NEW** senpai.
Wise choice. Moreover, you seem to be used to being physically altered for power like these ones: {{champion:90}} {{champion:38}}
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: {{sticker:sg-lux}} Official Season 8 maps leak
I hope they won't actually implement that new map and GUI, it is bright and I can' see anything on it. ######A meme as old as time
: How make the emote system fail at release:
Lol, by now whenever they introduce some new system, you must expected they will find way how to kick money out of it however ridiculous it will look. They found a way how to cash-milk with passes on events, too.
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Rioter Comments
: Nah, thats teemo, khazix with ult, rengar with ult, shaco Q, and the reworked ryze ( now with stealth)
You visit the depths of Surr@20 discussion, too, I see.
Lost R (NA)
: I get it.
I lost it. Can you give it back?
Hmagamer (NA)
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: You dare question my Banana powers???? http://pa1.narvii.com/5995/93d8be4fa73555eade33a4d5c68de4c6e4d50bdd_hq.gif
Hit him with the BANana
: Star Guardian Squad
Fabulosity Nukes
: The Shop Should Really Factor in your Top 20 Champs Played
I don't understand you exactly. You say you bought all 5/6 immediately so it worked the way they wanted. Or was the point to expand the limit from 6 skins to 20? Because I really can't get where are they throwing away your money.
Eedat (NA)
: Knock up belong to a family of CC called displacements. This type of CC extends to other displacement s such as Lee ult, Grag ult, Blitz hook, etc. This family of CC is not affected by Tenacity and has a couple of weird behaviors. To answer your question, it's the coding. When you get hit by a displacement, not only are you 'stunned', but there is a movement command that is issued. Somewhere in the code there is something that will not allow the removal of this movement command. ***EXCEPT*** if it's overridden by another movement command like flash for example. The QSS effectively removes the 'stun' status and allows you to issue another command that can override the current one. To make this clearer, let's take a look at the classic Ezreal/Blitz interaction where Ezreal blinks away after being hit by a hook. Ezreal's blink actually has a cast time between pressing the button and actually using the ability. What happens is that Ezreal starts the cast a fraction of a second before the hook hits. The hook connects. Normally, the hook stuns the target, which is true. However, Ezreal has already input the command before the stun affected him. The movement command from the hook tries to pull Ezreal in. Now the cast for his blink finishes and inputs it's own movement command. This new command overrides the older hook movement command and Ezreal blinks away tl;dr spaghetti code My theory is that this code is embedded pretty deep in the game engine which is why Riot doesn't fix it. It would probably require a massive overhaul of the entire engine which is a huge project.
Doesn't sound like problem with engine - more like problem with scripts, which, even If these were based strongly on a part of the engine, should be moduled in such way it wouldn't be "deep in the game engine". If it's so then it's a strange.
: > [{quoted}](name=Velzard of Koz,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=Uii5uhRM,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-09-20T21:58:49.035+0000) > > He his sleeper OP. > > 1) Pick Heimer Support. > 2) Spam interrupted emotes. > 3) I-I-I-I'd pre-I-I-I'd prefe-I'd... > 4) Cause enemies to lose sanity. > 5) They afk because they are being taken into asylum. > 6) Win 2v0 lane. > 7) Profit > 8) Trivago You can't spam emotes anymore {{sticker:sg-janna}}
Oh no... the secret nerf {{sticker:zombie-nunu-tears}}
: saying " OMG DONT PICK SQUISHY TOP LANE " is wrong
{{champion:67}} Oh, toplaner, blessed be thy soul, please us, the comrades in the upcoming battle, with a tankier alternative to your playstyle, pretty please. {{champion:41}} Uhm... No? {{champion:67}} Fu, sock a duck, 9x reported.
: so people don't troll with support heimerdinger i guess.
He his sleeper OP. 1) Pick Heimer Support. 2) Spam interrupted emotes. 3) I-I-I-I'd pre-I-I-I'd prefe-I'd... 4) Cause enemies to lose sanity. 5) They afk because they are being taken into asylum. 6) Win 2v0 lane. 7) Profit 8) Trivago
: My enemy has no summoners and I need ganks now!
This post made me look up the commercial. I've been cultured.
: Hey GD, some of you might be wondering what the Boards role "Herald" is
Get I get this color without being Herald? Just for being Vel'koz main?
: Do the mods even see half of this stuff tho? I just looked through a few different, both old AND new, discussions about how trolls never get punished in champ select. Literally at 8:35 AM Wednesday my account I decided to play some ranked and I ALWAYS know as a darius main I gotta hover over darius first thing so people know not to ban. There was a Jihn with the name M4e30 or something. He decides oh I gotta ban darius. after waiting for several seconds before he bans. Then he is just like "ooops my bad I have downs" and starts trolling in chat and everyone is mad at him since then yasuo was picked and I couldn't counter with darius. So of course instead of instantly losing almost certainly by a troll I decide to leave after asking them to dodge for me since it is my second dodge. I then lose 10 LP cuz I did a dodge last night and it apparently does a 24 hour or so wait in between and have to wait 30 frickin minutes. This doesn't even scrape the bottom of the barrel here it is a HUUUUGE problem for ANYONE in series because what if someone trolls like this Jihn? Jihn is not as good as say tristana or twitch right now and on top of that banning whatever you have selected? At least give people a frickin refund riot. If is a concern for abuse make is something like this.....you can RECORD names from champ select and champ select sessions!!! If a player abuses the system or attempts to by constantly reporting a person and getting a free dodge go ahead and make it max 3 free dodges per day and if they are making false reports just to get free dodges then you apply the punishments all at once if they were actually in the wrong. I know your bot that checks reports isn't perfect and that it possibly can't determine this kind of stuff but PLEASE so SOMETHING about it instead of making it so that if you're autofilled and don't like that posistion just ban whatever someone is hovering and furthermore threaten to int and so on. Please think about it and actually take some course of action.
Don't have enough time to read all this right now, but to point several things: 1) I was jesting with my post, saying mods would delete it, but Laughing Fish is a moderator. 2) You must acknowledge that Board Moderators are not the same as those in charge of punishing in-game. Board Moderators voluntarily help remove ~~things that trigger people~~ things that break the rules to keep Boards clean, upgrade it where they can etc. They handle bans and reports only as long as it's a post or thread being reported. In-game reports and bans are handled by very different group of people.
: What if he's just bloated or pregnant? Hell, it might just be a small layer of fat with super huge rock hard abs underneath.
> What if he's just bloated or pregnant? Pregnant? What do you mean that's... that's impossible... I... _How did you learn about my experiment?!!!_
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Some tasty foot fetish material.
: > [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=Q74sJW2E,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2017-09-20T05:13:49.802+0000) > > if you dont think swain is op you dont know how to play league hes the most busted champ in the game Hes easy to kite, a bunch of items out play him, and Hes generally worthless unless someone fed him to the point of solo carrying. Hes actually a trash champion, and your opinion is wrong. Go educate yourself. Grevious wounds is literally on atleast 6 champs kit and 3 items and makes his healing shit. Zhonyas is a trash item with normal scaling on him, if he builds it hes actually a glass cannon or its lategame and an adc will shred him in 2 seconds flat. Either scenario a terrible player fed him. (you wouldnt happen to know from experience? would you?) Even moreso the fact that he isnt played in lcs, challenger, and the few people that are diamond that play him are literally one tricks, bolsters the fact that hes a terrible champion, who only gets fed against terrible players.
> [{quoted}](name=CrisisEchoes,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=Q74sJW2E,comment-id=00010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-09-20T05:17:02.526+0000) > > Hes easy to kite, a bunch of items out play him, and Hes generally worthless unless someone fed him to the point of solo carrying. > Hes actually a trash champion, and your opinion is wrong. Go educate yourself. > > Grevious wounds is literally on atleast 6 champs kit and 3 items and makes his healing shit. Zhonyas is a trash item with normal scaling on him, if he builds it hes actually a glass cannon or its lategame and an adc will shred him in 2 seconds flat. Either scenario a terrible player fed him. (you wouldnt happen to know from experience? would you?) > > Even moreso the fact that he isnt played in lcs, challenger, and the few people that are diamond that play him are literally one tricks, bolsters the fact that hes a terrible champion, who only gets fed against terrible players. Plz stop with the seriousness, it's getting to be funnier than the OP.
: Soon all of the boards will be fish. Soon™ https://www.ideafixa.com/old/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/8zHlqOb.gif
{{champion:161}} I identify as space-tentaculoid.
: > [{quoted}](name=General Elephant,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=WVBXr43Q,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2017-09-19T22:59:54.484+0000) > > https://i.imgur.com/zWLfLqr.jpg > > dat varus doe Nice!
> [{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=WVBXr43Q,comment-id=00050000,timestamp=2017-09-19T23:01:09.975+0000) > > Nice! Just noticed your name color is tricky on the blue bg of "OP of thread". Might need to change the bg color of OPs based on their function in mods.
: What? Purple? What the heck does a purple name mean?!
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**Master Memdu:** In the name of the Boards, your post is being removed, LF. **LF Palpatine:** Are you threatening me, master memer? **Master Memdu:** The Wardens will decide your account's fate. **LF Palpatine:** I am the Wardens. **Master Memdu:** Not yet. **LF Palpatine:** It's permaban, then... _\*Pulls out bansaber\*_
: I know I will get downvoted for saying this, but I don't particularly enjoy laning against Yasuo
Wow, you're so brave. You should be careful or the mods will delete it :^)
Rioter Comments
: Remember even if you try your best and lose
It took me longer than it should've to get this... I put shame on my kind... I must disintegrate myself now...
Saïx (OCE)
: When the enemy laner plays safe and farms
The rest of the scene is the laner jumping at you as Evelyn appears next to you ganking you.
: how urgot ult works aparently is that it does 100% of your max hp as true damage. if that somehow doesnt kill you, it does true damage in powers of 10. so 10, then 100, then 1,000, and so on, till it does 10 million i believe then it gives up. i might have the numbers wrong, but i believe thats accurate.
So basically all you need is determination, being fed, a very good tank items, strong faith and you may survive Urgot's ult even as non-tank.
: basic title mentioning adcs being op
Add in a montage of lvl3 Assasin getting detroyed by lvl20 Corki and text "wow so fair".
: Correction to the previous correction of the previous post: We just need more dash stoppers
: Daily reminder that people put "daily reminder" in their title & never post a reminder the next day
You forgot to add Unpopular Opinion: in front of the title and start it with "I know I will get downvoted for saying this" and you would be able to join the League of Boards. :^)
: tyler1 quits league
League quits tyler1
Atuko (NA)
: Riot, for future reference, handing players icons is not proper compensation
Cactopus already said they would lose revenue If they gave away more BE because they count on getting money from champion purchases. So they have already problem to give away a champion. What other reward would they give for free so that they don't act like they would go bancrupt? But don't worry, they have something special next time... An Emote... :^)
: "wtf why didn't u follow up on gank" "sorry a bunch of mariachis started playing in my room"
I hate when this happens. Got demoted like ten times already because of that. Also because I want to get upvoted, I will go with stream and brainlessly spam emotes. {{sticker:slayer-jinx-catface}} {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}} {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}} {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}} {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}} {{sticker:zombie-brand-clap}} {{sticker:zombie-brand-facepalm}} {{sticker:zombie-brand-mindblown}} {{sticker:zombie-nunu-bummed}} {{sticker:zombie-nunu-hearts}} {{sticker:zombie-nunu-tears}} {{sticker:cass-cry}} {{sticker:darius-angry}} {{sticker:draven-pose}} {{sticker:fiora-cool}} {{sticker:galio-happy}} {{sticker:garen-swing}} {{sticker:katarina-love}} {{sticker:leblanc-funny}} {{sticker:poppy-wink}} {{sticker:sona-playing}} {{sticker:vayne-pose}} {{sticker:vlad-salute}} {{sticker:sg-ahri-1}} {{sticker:sg-ahri-2}} {{sticker:sg-ahri-3}} {{sticker:sg-ezreal}} {{sticker:sg-janna}} {{sticker:sg-jinx}} {{sticker:sg-kiko}} {{sticker:sg-lulu}} {{sticker:sg-lux}} {{sticker:sg-lux-2}} {{sticker:sg-miss-fortune}} {{sticker:sg-poppy}} {{sticker:sg-shisa}} {{sticker:sg-soraka}} {{sticker:sg-syndra}} {{sticker:sg-zephyr}} There seems to be 5 sticker per row in 8 rows for total of 40 sticker... Interesting, isn't it... Plz love me I have no friends...
Besteau (NA)
: What is your favorite game monster?
: > [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=fbPLNAv9,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-09-18T16:54:21.427+0000) > > http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/216/427/e50.gif Don't post anime crap in my threads please.
It's too late. Hide your memes, hide your gifs. The weeblegion has arrived.
Razyelx (EUNE)
: The Most Favorite Champion of All Time [Voting Elimination] - QUARTERFINALS, Jhin vs Kled
So salty Rengo won over Kindred. Basically already know who will win this.
: The never ending battle of all memers
But I need those upvotes to feed my children, pay my taxes and research genetic engineering.
: SO....a pirate captain walks into a tavern. He happens to have a ship's wheel down his pants. He makes his way to the bar and orders an ale. The barkeep says, "Excuse me for asking, but is that a ship's wheel down your pants?" The pirate captain says, "Aye, it's driving me nuts."
I died laughing at this joke... Luckily I had citrus...
: This actually killed me. {{sticker:sg-miss-fortune}}
Lost R (NA)
: Slasher on the Nashor?
: So buff Yasuo?
Or maybe just leave him alone? Or nerf him due to his own flaws. Or buff him due to his own weaknesses
: well im glad that anytime someone suggests that the plants should be removed they get downvoted by the moron boards members. The jungle plants are the worst addition to this game in a while and people dont even realize how fucking stupid they are
People realized it, people complained, riot ignored and added it, people gave up. Some of them.
: What about nocturnes and evelynns, how will you defend against the supernatural and nightmare?
With a... . . Lullaby... Sleep now my love, sleep still. Noc just got at the bot doublekill. Sleep now my love, sleep well. Eve will make your laning phase hell. Sleep now my love, no sound. Your nexus is falling to the ground.
: Lmao, just here to read the comments made by ADC mains. The denial is real. ADCs are soloing assassins and fighters left and right by right clicking, and these ADC mains actually rationalize it. Lmao. ADCs are supposed to be easily killed - in this meta, they are arguably the hardest class to kill through their tank butt buddies, shields and lifesteal drain tanking. They also have sustained burst. 2-3 crit autos are enough to kill any squishy in the game. Sounds balanced, amirite?
1) How are they soloing anyone If they need tanks to tank for them and support shielding. 2) How are ADC mains in denial when one of videos shows Zed 2 levels behind trying to fight fed Corki. Or extremly behind LeBlanc being destroyed by fed Draven. It takes a lot of denial to actually take most of these videos as an example. But you would probably consider lvl 17 Vel'Koz deleting lvl 15 Assasin If that Assasin had no def items broken too and would ask for Vel'Koz nerfs because you are so enlightened.
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