: Imagine a tea party with Lulu, Veigar, Syndra, and Zed
You lure me in with mentions of The Tiny Master of Evil and this is what I find?
: I like them, honestly. It looks like the bones are broken and bent in ways that could only hurt.
: > [{quoted}](name=A Superb Villain,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=WMjR4b4Z,comment-id=000000010000000000000000,timestamp=2018-07-18T01:05:02.676+0000) > > https://78.media.tumblr.com/3bc48ccb19d63ff35b9bf155c6d2d067/tumblr_inline_nr2r30sKck1tupkgn_540.jpg Where do you get all these fresh memes from? I must know.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/48/c1/4d48c108d45a4bf786a754bfe96258a8--back-together-quotes-together-forever-quotes.jpg
Rouwhorst (EUW)
: Sad thing is that a lot of people find "point can click" unskilful and that it lacks counterplay ect... And they see rather those things removed. It seems to be the trend of Riot too. Most champion updates remove single targeted abilities.
People seem to forget that point-and-click abilities force champions to sacrifice other benefits, namely mobility; they are strategic champions reliant of map-awareness and good positioning rather than tactical champions that use mobility to reach their target and escape alive.
Häxel (EUW)
: placing veigar e in the shroud and still also having the high burst w {{sticker:sg-lulu}} {{sticker:sg-syndra}}
MFW Event Horizon perfectly fits her shroud's inner circle. https://i.imgur.com/JoTXXzE.jpg?noredirect
: A you are enlightening the masses, how kind of you O_O I have been playing {{champion:127}} and {{champion:90}} almost exclusively into any assassin matchup i get mid for that reason^^ .... But, given that you are being so nice, are you sure that you are a real villain?
> [{quoted}](name=Thefrostyviking,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=BkAtKyU2,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2018-07-18T12:09:54.898+0000) > > > But, given that you are being so nice, are you sure that you are a real villain? https://i.gifer.com/3VWr.gif I am not presenting this solution for anyone's benefit, that is simply a tangential consequence. I am doing this to make those reliant on mobility suffer.
: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/048/901/a3f.gif
https://pm1.narvii.com/6522/ee96af7ca2c98ef13a1b3231c22fe13f56e682a1_hq.jpg
: STOP RIGHT THERE
https://78.media.tumblr.com/3bc48ccb19d63ff35b9bf155c6d2d067/tumblr_inline_nr2r30sKck1tupkgn_540.jpg
: https://c-7npsfqifvt34x24tubujdx2ehbnftqpux2edpn.g00.gamespot.com/g00/3_c-7x78x78x78.hbnftqpu.dpn_/c-7NPSFQIFVT34x24iuuqtx3ax2fx2ftubujd.hbnftqpu.dpnx2fvqmpbetx2fpsjhjobmx2f2662x2f26627962x2f3052876-mgt25.qohx3fj21d.nbslx3djnbhf_$/$/$/$/$/$
https://i.imgur.com/nkLp7ZW.jpg?noredirect
: Its called stacking IQ
https://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2013/12/MeditationsforEnlightenment.jpg
Rioter Comments
: NO IT IS NOT THE SAME. How dare you commit this fallacy. Water element is nothing more than a wet version of Janna. {{sticker:sg-shisa}}
> [{quoted}](name=Luxana Crowngard,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=WMjR4b4Z,comment-id=000000010000,timestamp=2018-07-17T22:34:16.943+0000) > > Water element is nothing more than a wet version of Janna. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
: http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Mr.-Incredible-Whistle.gif Urgod blessed us with this beauty.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EQu7cOctAvg/hqdefault.jpg
: Pool Party Lux when?
http://axelvanweel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/don-draper-shrug.jpeg
Rioter Comments
Ralanr (NA)
: So apparently Akali is no longer in the kinkou
Zed left, Akali left, Kennen is MIA, and his dad is dead. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4sm0wOCYAAyWbH.jpg
Fasmodey (EUW)
: Akali: Rogue Assassin
{{champion:98}} : http://myfunnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Mushus-Little-Baby-Is-Off-To-Destroy-People-As-He-Whimpers-In-Disneys-Mulan.png
Rioter Comments
: Theory: The "Bilgewater Tithe" is some sort of Pirate code
: The Riven and Yasuo story isn't as complete as you think...
Sounds like certain groups are playing the political field, and what better time with Ionia so ideologically fragmented? Honestly, I think Yasuo and Riven are just collateral here, and the actual target was Elder Souma. Who has held political clout in Ionia from time immemorial? The Elders. Whose teachings oppose the social upheaval in Ionia? The Elders. They deny change by enforcing the status quo, just as Shen and the Kinkou do, change that could be quite lucrative for certain individuals who want to hold the nation's reins for once. These underhanded pushes for sovereignty reek of Noxus philosophy, but with familiarity for Ionian culture only its people would know. It's the most insidious blow Noxus inflicted during its invasion without even knowing; they set in motion a change that persisted well beyond their time on Ionian soil. Noxus lost the war, but it remains to be seen if Ionia won.
: >or light beams from their eyes. That is so offensive to Vel'koz! Have a little respect for the one-eyed guy. {{sticker:sg-shisa}}
: What's actually up with Morde's code? We got 2 new bugs this patch
That's because Morde knows he's in a game. And he wants to get out.
GenoXx (NA)
: Confessions of a broken blade. Part 2! It's here
Good writing; it lingers where it should and passes over where it shouldn't. It seems we finally have an answer, that a few suspected from the start, as to who killed Elder Souma. I feel there is more we aren't being told though, such as the exact nature of the elder's death. We know Riven willingly broke her sword, which means the only way for a fragment to lodge itself in the elder's neck is if it followed her change of heart. Taking into consideration the blade refuses to hold its shape while Riven struggles with her past, Souma's death does not seem deliberate.
: > [{quoted}](name=Zallamance,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=yGuE7i8u,comment-id=00030000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2018-04-23T22:25:35.577+0000) > > Europe I see, that makes a lot more sense. For some reason, I always thought of Ionia as a very small continent, like Britain in comparison to Russia, where Demacia or Noxus would be Russia, for example. > > All right, last question, I promise. How large is Ionia? Comparison to other countries in Runterra or countries in real life, either should help my mind conceive. Shh. Keep it under your hat for now, but landmass wise, Ionia is about half the area of Shurima. Which speaks a lot to how flippin massive Shurima is, really.
Now how could I resist telling this to everyone I know?
: I hope mages end up really bad after the mana changes
> So Riot will have nerf everyone else afterwards, and finally bring a balance to this stupid mess they made. > https://pics.me.me/hahahaha-this-sucks-man-3187140.png
: I read practically all of the Calvin and Hobbes comics as a kid. If this is true, that makes me excited for Nunu’s rework.
HELL YEAH! I own the Complete Calvin and Hobbes Collection; truly worth every single cent.
: An inspiration for Nunu and Willup's relationship was Calvin and Hobbes
So that means we'll hear idle commentary from Nunu and Willump postulating on the state of the modern economy, pressures to inhibit personal creativity, the tedium of a 21st century lifestyle, and https://img00.deviantart.net/441d/i/2014/056/4/3/tyrannosaurs_in_f_14s_hd_by_easycheuvreuille-d77xgjk.jpg
: A small list of champions who have different abilities based on lore
Cauterizing a wound isn't really healing. More like prolonging the inevitable; the damage is still there, you've just stopped it from getting any worse.
Tomoe Gozen (EUNE)
: > [{quoted}](name=A Superb Villain,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=28ToJAz4,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2018-04-20T21:33:21.361+0000) > > The problem was an absence of coherency in design and aesthetics. Apologizing for cleavage was the dumbest shit and Riot knows it. The mistake they won't admit to making is forcing two conflicting ideas into a single product, and I'll rake them over the coals for their willful ignorance until League shuts down. And what are these two conflicting ideas? Human and Void coexisting together? I think it's a great concept and Kai'Sa brings something unique with her kit and looks. Void doesn't just create Voidborn. That would be one dimensional way of thinking. Demacia isn't just a place where honor and aristocracy makes its home. Vayne is a hard contrast to their lifestyle, if that's the case. And so is Lux. I never actually seen Riot apologize for that Kai'Sa deep neckline, they only explained how and why they came to that conclusion and why they went with it. They also specifically left people an actual option to toggle on or off her full suit, if someone found a reason to complain. So we got the best of both worlds and people still complained for no reason, when both parties were satisfied in the end.
Because coexistence between the reality that encompasses Runeterra and the Void is repeatedly defined to the audience as not only something to be abhorred, but literally impossible. The Void mutates everything it comes into contact with. It is so inherently hostile that Riot has stated even the Voidborn don't live within the Void. The area around intersecting points of Runeterra and the Void is a nightmare landscape where everything is out for blood and there exists very little to actually survive on besides the hyper-aggressive predators that call it home. Demacia is faulty comparison; Vayne exemplifies an ideological conflict with the uncompromising ideals of her country. Lux exemplifies the same concept, but frames it as drama given she had no choice being sensitive to the presence of magic or the potential to manipulate it. There is nothing that says they cannot _exist_. Everything we know about the Void, both old lore and new, explicitly tells us that Kai'Sa, as an entity, _cannot_ exist. This further complicates the execution of her as a concept when she is presented in a manner that takes the conflicts surrounding her clashing design and exacerbates them. Kai'Sa is healthy, not just surviving, but in peak physical condition, despite having nothing to eat besides Voidborn or mutated creatures in addition to society explicitly rejecting her out of fear, which is the entire narrative of her comic. She is articulate, also despite being lost to the convoluted environment surrounding a Void breach at approximately the age of nine, and with no means of being given a formal education. She exhibits no trauma, despite what lore has informed us as living in an extremely stressful environment _for years_, and I would concede that discrepancy since a snarling, feral human isn't the most pleasant to hear, but she doesn't even express the slightest acknowledgement of just how terrible her day-to-day existence is hunting down creatures related to the Void.
: ew and i bet you also want senpai to pat your head you filthy weeb
You think that's bad? Mutual respect and affection are also kinks of mine.
: Blood Moon Evelynn Splash Art
Handholding? http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/718/533/17f.gif
Tomoe Gozen (EUNE)
: > [{quoted}](name=A Superb Villain,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=28ToJAz4,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2018-04-20T06:47:47.147+0000) > > Do not despair. > > When the people demanded Frostbutt Irealia retain her glorious posterior, Riot delivered. Admittedly, they tried putting a fur collar in the way, but that was quickly rectified. > > I say this that it might put your fears at ease; should you beseech Riot for the sideboob, Riot will concede. Stir the hearts of your fellow sideboob lovers and make your desires known. Except that when Kai'Sa came out, the problem was that she had a deep neckline that showed that she has cleavage. Don't hold your breath when it comes to the community. At every occasion, one group will contradict the previous one.
The problem was an absence of coherency in design and aesthetics. Apologizing for cleavage was the dumbest shit and Riot knows it. The mistake they won't admit to making is forcing two conflicting ideas into a single product, and I'll rake them over the coals for their willful ignorance until League shuts down.
: I'm just going to call it now, because I know it'll happen. RIP Sideboobs
Do not despair. When the people demanded Frostbutt Irealia retain her glorious posterior, Riot delivered. Admittedly, they tried putting a fur collar in the way, but that was quickly rectified. I say this that it might put your fears at ease; should you beseech Riot for the sideboob, Riot will concede. Stir the hearts of your fellow sideboob lovers and make your desires known.
: Aatrox's new Sword
I really like the contrast they've set up between Rhaast and Aatrox (as weapons). Rhaast - the scythe - is far more organic in design with flesh and bony plates, not to mention actual teeth replacing the cutting edge. He's brutal, harsh, almost feral. Aatrox has smooth curving lines and distinctly metal components, all of it flowing together towards a singular point. He's elegant and deadly, a refined killing instrument, as a sword should be, because a sword's only purpose is war.
: ROADMAP
Doesn't matter how brutal they make Aatrox's new VO, they'll never beat Russian Aatrox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_R6oieeXb8
: Think it was riot taking things they wanted to take it. A lot of people weren't particularly happy that the only new void champion since rek'sai was literally "Girl in a suit." instead of a twisted eldritch alien thing. Riot apparently heard those complaint and were like "Guess its the V neck guys.". They can get rid of the V neck, its not going to change the underlying problem of her design being "Girl in suit." instead of a twisted alien abomination with only the barest traces of humanity remaining.
Arakadia (NA)
: Anything exposed to the Void would have been changed. The land around a connection the Void will get changed, so it makes sense Kai'sa should have.
Case in point: https://d36fdldwzubus5.cloudfront.net/kaisa-comic/production/1.22/dist/issue/en_US/pages/16/16-1.webp This dude spends an afternoon in the same place Kai'sa spent years and came out looking worse than most Voidborn. But sure, Kai'sa is the one-in-a-million exception where a Void monster engaged in mutualism rather than predation as exhibited by literally every single Void-related creature we have ever known.
: Didn't she first acquire the suit as an underage girl?
> [{quoted}](name=It Hertz When IP,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=rIo0Qdzh,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2018-04-08T16:31:57.199+0000) > > Didn't she first acquire the suit as an underage girl? - > [{quoted}](name=Deathhawk888,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=rIo0Qdzh,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2018-04-08T14:52:58.924+0000) > > I’m reporting her skin to the police
: ***
> [{quoted}](name=2nd Chance,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=rIo0Qdzh,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-04-08T07:16:53.259+0000) > > Except she isn't, but a human who survived there?... I'm not sure what this has to do with my question. I asked if her skin, being an autonomous organism, is constantly copping a feel.
Rioter Comments
Kelg (NA)
: TIL Nunu mains exist
PaladinNO (EUNE)
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7NZ0GNIIE P.s. FLCL FTW?
> [{quoted}](name=PaladinNO,realm=EUNE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=WAIAKeEf,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2018-04-03T17:41:24.937+0000) > > P.s. > FLCL FTW? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZq5IZGW4AEyjsF.jpg
: Do you have a meme for every situation? If so I respect you.
https://i.imgur.com/U91hhNy.jpg?noredirect
: "OooOOOh Former Assitant Editor in Chief; I didn't know you had such a _lovely, young wife!_"
http://pa1.narvii.com/6539/e781f8b765219ec38c0281865cb7d2a1fc2cc596_00.gif
: Nice one!
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: Dear lord is this true.
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Rioter Comments
: What is your favorite league of legends animation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QNCJQmr5gw
: What are some unintentional funny lore bits?
Illoai punching Gangplank in the face. It's a pretty great moment that reminds Gangplank if he wants something done, he better get off his butt - as he was growing rather soft over the years - and be prepared to put his blood, sweat, and grit into it. I just find amusing his epiphany is preceded by a literal punch to the face.
: Nautilus lore - what's most important to you?
The core of Nautilus, for me at least, is the story of a man now monster that perseveres in spite of his transformation. It's a common theme in fiction, humans transformed, and frequently it is done as an allegory for corruption or a metaphor detailing how a person's external features come to reflect the internal truth. Nautilus' circumstances aren't nearly so didactic because his story is about coping with the physicality of his transformation and its impact on his mind; he's lost, without a hint of where to turn. > The awakened, the enlightened man says: I am body entirely, and nothing beside; and soul is only a word for something in the body. Your body is a great intelligence... Your little intelligence, brother, which you call "spirit", is also an instrument of your body, a little instrument and toy of your great intelligence. > -- Friedrich Nietzsche Nautilus is a monster, a living titan transformed against his will, his character and history eroded little by little through the sinister ebb and flow of time. His loss, among League's champions, is the most personal all: the loss of identity. What's worse, in his current state he cannot reclaim the life he had even if it was rediscovered. In spite of it all, Nautilus is always moving forward, searching for the truth. More than his monumental stature or titanic might, a relentless will is his greatest strength, his spirit. It's different from Diana, who wishes to validate her belief in the moon, or Syndra's need to assert herself as sovereign of her own body, or even Warwick's continued struggle with the beastial nature imposed on him. Nautilus struggles against the abyss, both in his mind and beneath the waves. It's an incredibly intimate and terrifying conflict. If you've ever known someone with dementia and witnessed their fleeting moments of lucid memory, you understand just how frightening the ordeal is. And in my opinion, that is the crux of his character. He recognizes his own faltering identity, but keeps pushing forward, always marching. Nautilus will never stop, and god help the poor souls that get in his way. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/a7/Nautilus_Comic.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120209115547
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