: Uberdanger has a very good point
I don't have 20 minutes right now so I'm leaving a comment so I can watch it later.
: Riot denying appeals
Yeah you can't reasonably expect to appeal a permaban 5 years after the fact. They might not even keep that filetype anymore, think they still had the tribunal around then.
dævił (EUNE)
: What's going to happen on 10th anniversary?
Riot withdraws $10 from everyone's bank account and in return gives everyone 10 orange essence.
: hehe china censorship good. free speech bad. me not want to read bad word. me want to alienate large part of playerbase though. me smug. me not smart, but pretend to be. ooga booga.
> [{quoted}](name=KenttUxPaB,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=FhmFYTsR,comment-id=00060000,timestamp=2019-10-13T07:21:47.523+0000) > > hehe china censorship good. free speech bad. me not want to read bad word. me want to alienate large part of playerbase though. me smug. me not smart, but pretend to be. ooga booga. Bro this was 2 fucking years ago. Go make your own damn thread where we can all tell you your ban was deserved.
: Last night I gave Twitch a tissue as a blanket. I had rubbed it on myself so that it smelled like me. Since I couldn't hold him, I thought having something that smelled like me wrapped around him would comfort him. And I think it worked. I regret to inform you all that I found that Twitch had passed away sometime during the night. I think that the tissue was the comfort he needed to finally die. Goodnight, Twitch. You were a good boy. You were the best boy. F.
> [{quoted}](name=4 Step Cadence,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=FMvAysNV,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2019-10-11T19:31:51.247+0000) > > Last night I gave Twitch a tissue as a blanket. I had rubbed it on myself so that it smelled like me. Since I couldn't hold him, I thought having something that smelled like me wrapped around him would comfort him. > > And I think it worked. > > I regret to inform you all that I found that Twitch had passed away sometime during the night. I think that the tissue was the comfort he needed to finally die. > > Goodnight, Twitch. You were a good boy. You were the best boy. > > F. I'm sorry. Sounds like he had the best home a rat could ask for.
: **Update:** Tried to take him out of his cage or at the very lest move him so he wasn't laying in the same place. Not sure what's wrong now. I think his muscles are all stiff or something, cause when I tried to make him stretch out or move(he's in a very tight ball), or even pick him up, he cried. Idk what to do. Can't take him to get euthanized cause I don't want to hurt/kill him just by taking him out of the cage. Can't take the whole cage cause its too big. My poor rodent son is suffering and I can't help him.
> [{quoted}](name=4 Step Cadence,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=FMvAysNV,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2019-10-10T15:33:43.771+0000) > > **Update:** Tried to take him out of his cage or at the very lest move him so he wasn't laying in the same place. Not sure what's wrong now. I think his muscles are all stiff or something, cause when I tried to make him stretch out or move(he's in a very tight ball), or even pick him up, he cried. > > Idk what to do. Can't take him to get euthanized cause I don't want to hurt/kill him just by taking him out of the cage. Can't take the whole cage cause its too big. > > My poor rodent son is suffering and I can't help him. I hate that I had to look it up again but there's a way to humanely euthanize a rat at home. I know from experience that it works. http://www.ratfanclub.org/euth.html It's your call but if you think he's suffering and won't improve, I personally wouldn't prolong it.
: I think Twitch had a stroke.
FWIW I had a rat that had a stroke, never fully recovered but he got back to 90%. Trust your judgement on this but it's possible Twitch will improve, being a fairly young rat. It was a long time ago but I don't think he was as bad off as yours though. I'm really sorry.
: Can I get a refund riot
...This is a stunningly stupid chain of logic.
Manxxom (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Rockman,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=n4xd3f5g,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-09-29T02:58:00.325+0000) > > no, those too weak just get eaten What about Mordekaiser
> [{quoted}](name=Manxxom,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=n4xd3f5g,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2019-09-29T02:58:23.741+0000) > > What about Mordekaiser Rhaast too weak would just get eaten
: Of every evolutionary advantage gained over the millenia, I find myself asking
well, clothes are relatively new, so maybe it's still around to signal sexual maturity?
: All the Batman games for FREE? Is this Real Life?
Yeah, I've got the trilogy on steam but I went ahead and claimed them on epic too. No reason not to; having a backup doesn't hurt and every bundle claimed comes out of Epic's pocket. It's a win/win.
Nea104 (EUW)
: A side note about the "8 million players"
One thing to bear in mind is that Twitch isn't very popular in China (IIRC it might even be blocked). It's no secret that the majority of players in League are Chinese at this point. I do think it's interesting that they're bragging about 8 million, but at the height of LoL (season 3, 4? Somewhere around there) they were around 25 million a day, I believe.
: 14 Day Suspension For Porn Links??????
Yeah 14 days is kinda bullshit. Permaban where?
Jamaree (NA)
: Watch Ducktales 2017
https://youtu.be/cJW5n8f0Z9o Tears.
DalekZec (EUNE)
: Can you gift skins from your collection?
Rockman (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=A Swarm of Koala,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3dqUuIdA,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2019-09-14T03:40:44.041+0000) > > Yeah but it's fairly old and not a massive time sink. And it's still got Valve's "next big game" beat four to one in current players. its got some nice boobs too
> [{quoted}](name=Rockman,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3dqUuIdA,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2019-09-14T03:42:28.461+0000) > > its got some nice boobs too So I've heard. Never played it. Not getting judgy or anything but out of the 700 or so games I have on steam huniepop isn't among them. I'm surprised it hasn't made its way to a humble bundle by now.
Rockman (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=A Swarm of Koala,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3dqUuIdA,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-09-14T03:24:56.117+0000) > > https://i.imgur.com/pr57cSH.png[/img] > > Hahaha... there are more people playing huniepop on steam than artifact. hey huniepop is a fun game
> [{quoted}](name=Rockman,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3dqUuIdA,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2019-09-14T03:29:50.102+0000) > > hey huniepop is a fun game Yeah but it's fairly old and not a massive time sink. And it's still got Valve's "next big game" beat four to one in current players.
Rockman (NA)
: "hey i wanna play some artifact"
https://i.imgur.com/pr57cSH.png[/img] Hahaha... there are more people playing huniepop on steam than artifact.
: Riot: Add SMS-based 2-Factor Authetication to all instances of logging in to League of Legends
I don't know why this suggestion always gets downvoted. Optional 2 factor doesn't hurt anyone and it helps make accounts more secure.
afmghost (NA)
: Poll: Should the NFL cut down on football?
I do think they should emphasize chess more. It's a win/win. They get smarter players and they'll have applicable stats to track CTE as player skill depreciates.
: Riot Game Developers Hate Their Longtime Players and Champions
Wasn't Karma one of the first VGUs? That's why she's got a classic skin.
: can we get a classic system like wow
You know, I wonder if devs avoid classic systems because they don't want to find out everyone prefers the old stuff. Gotta be embarrassing to have a massive amount of folks say the game used to be better and then they prove it by playing the old stuff more.
: Is no one gonna mention why is there a red arrow pointing the username "Pikachu"?
> [{quoted}](name=Your or Youre,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=AulXzfJ5,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2019-09-08T00:46:46.081+0000) > > Is no one gonna mention why is there a red arrow pointing the username "Pikachu"? Very old forum drama. I don't wanna explain it because last time I talked about it this account was permabanned on the old forums. If you wanna do some research just google pikachu XJ9 and start from there.
Trezor97 (EUW)
: Should Google Stadia players be allowed?
Stadia won't have league. Same reason league isn't on steam; Riot doesn't want to share income.
: > [{quoted}](name=Kitsune Kawaii,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3aEBVWui,comment-id=000800000000,timestamp=2019-08-28T16:26:42.791+0000) > > Yes why :( Basically I was going through a bunch of personal shit and was getting depressed. There were a group of people on the boards constantly insulting me and telling me how worthless I am. I begged the heralds for help but they determined defending me would make GD think they were biased so I had to handle everything myself. Then, rather then stepping down as a mod or at least taking a break, I tried to handle it myself and failed miserably. I started getting in fights with the people insulting me more and more often. Eventually I got angry and insulted the heralds for refusing to help me. So I was kicked at 4am without any discussion. And even now a year and a half later the heralds haven’t forgiven me and still use this against me. When I was upset that I was the only specialist not in the server, a herald claimed the conversation was dominated by hurt feelings from then despite the fact I hadn’t mentioned it once. I even screenshotted and double checked the next day to make sure I didn’t let any thing slip
> [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3aEBVWui,comment-id=0008000000000000,timestamp=2019-08-28T16:32:54.128+0000) > > Basically I was going through a bunch of personal shit and was getting depressed. There were a group of people on the boards constantly insulting me and telling me how worthless I am. I begged the heralds for help but they determined defending me would make GD think they were biased so I had to handle everything myself. > > Then, rather then stepping down as a mod or at least taking a break, I tried to handle it myself and failed miserably. I started getting in fights with the people insulting me more and more often. Eventually I got angry and insulted the heralds for refusing to help me. So I was kicked at 4am without any discussion. > > And even now a year and a half later the heralds haven’t forgiven me and still use this against me. When I was upset that I was the only specialist not in the server, a herald claimed the conversation was dominated by hurt feelings from then despite the fact I hadn’t mentioned it once. I even screenshotted and double checked the next day to make sure I didn’t let any thing slip Well... I don't know if you remember me but at that time I was a mod in training. The way they treated you was confirmation that I didn't want to be a mod and I quit shortly after. Everything about that was handled poorly and I'm sorry you had to go through that shit.
: New incoming adc holding a cannon
: Tfw the mods insist there is Riot oversight, but you've been waiting 2 months for Riot to respond
Does Keyru still work for Riot? haven't seen her in ages. I know she used to be in charge of herding the volunteers...
: > [{quoted}](name=Death Rex,realm=EUW,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=5v0QEjlr,comment-id=00000003,timestamp=2019-08-22T12:15:40.833+0000) > > Whenever I read your name I have to think of a Bazooka. Is there a relation or just my brain being weird? Bazooka & Bazerka share 57% of the same letters. Other than that no relations XD
> [{quoted}](name=Bazerka,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=5v0QEjlr,comment-id=000000030000,timestamp=2019-08-22T17:49:15.245+0000) > > Bazooka & Bazerka share 57% of the same letters. Other than that no relations XD What? I got 71.4%
: The reason RIOT wont bring back URF
TBH, back when URF was out I realized that I was having fun. And then I realized that I hadn't had fun in a long time. It was definitely a catalyst for me quitting. There's no more drive to play when you're aware that you aren't having fun anymore.
hoganftw (NA)
: People risk their lives for what they believe in. You know, the American Revolution was probably a meme back in its day until George Washington stormed Great Britain with nothing more than a handful of US marines. And they killed the King, took his head back to the colonies, and won their independence.
> [{quoted}](name=hoganftw,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=oGq1X5mw,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2019-08-21T17:05:53.684+0000) > > People risk their lives for what they believe in. You know, the American Revolution was probably a meme back in its day until George Washington stormed Great Britain with nothing more than a handful of US marines. And they killed the King, took his head back to the colonies, and won their independence. You forgot about the French building us a Statue of Liberty PRIME so we could go head to head with Britain's giant robot, BIG BEN.
: How do I get the King Rammus skin?
You can't. Unless you're friends with Doc Brown.
Nubrac (NA)
: Apparently LoL Esports Is Following Me!
Sharks also follow wounded seals. Just sayin'.
JuiceBoxP (EUNE)
: > [{quoted}](name=Manxxom,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=xTHfiZNB,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2019-08-18T17:51:58.138+0000) > > I am surprised you got that because of your club tag. Uhm... what's wrong with my club tag?
> [{quoted}](name=JuiceBoxP,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=xTHfiZNB,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2019-08-18T17:53:23.519+0000) > > Uhm... what's wrong with my club tag? Probably assumed you nag your teammates a lot. https://media.giphy.com/media/Z0xWYOvR7GQF2/giphy.gif
: I might have lost 50$ trying to get my account back
What Xhaiden says. Make a support ticket.
: Smol Opal
Aww. I like kittehs but I'm allergic to them so I have to live vicariously through other people's pictures.
: Can we refuse gifted champs? If not, can that become a thing?
IIRC player support will remove them if you ask nicely.
Spärk (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=A Swarm of Koala,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=NV2MMmnn,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2019-08-13T02:21:01.647+0000) > > Hmm. Started swapping cables. Bingo. Had a faulty cable attached to my SATA drives, which short circuited and eventually deteriorated enough to just trip some kind of safety in the PSU. I did this and I believe it might have worked for me. I'm not exactly sure if it was this or something else, but after I swapped some cables inside, I was able to play four games without a single restart. I hope it's fixed and not just luck, but anyways, thank you for your help. :)
> [{quoted}](name=Spärk,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=NV2MMmnn,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2019-08-13T18:53:38.150+0000) > > I did this and I believe it might have worked for me. I'm not exactly sure if it was this or something else, but after I swapped some cables inside, I was able to play four games without a single restart. I hope it's fixed and not just luck, but anyways, thank you for your help. :) You're welcome! I hope it stays fixed.
Spärk (NA)
: Computer restarts midway through game
Total shot in the dark but I had an issue where my homebuild PC randomly died and immediately would restart. Usually when under a moderate to heavy load but not reliably enough to diagnose. It eventually died for good, and I bought a new PSU, and then a motherboard trying to figure it out. Nothing worked. After a bunch of trial and error I bought a voltage meter. New PSU was registering as dead. Tried the old one. Worked fine. Swapped them back. Old PSU was now registering as dead. Hmm. Started swapping cables. Bingo. Had a faulty cable attached to my SATA drives, which short circuited and eventually deteriorated enough to just trip some kind of safety in the PSU. So, yeah. Longshot but before you drop a lot of money on parts might look into a cable swap. EDIT: Buying a voltage meter couldn't hurt too. They're cheap and if the problem is the PSU it makes diagnosis much easier.
: I'm ready for Classic.
Ugh. I hated having to feed my damn pet all the time to keep it happy. And having a separate bag for bullets with inventory space so limited. Also Mankrik's wife was an evasive objective despite being a dead woman.
gr8 m8 25 (EUW)
: Unpopular opinion: If there was actual competition, league would have been dead long ago.
They had competition. Back when league was new they were competing directly with DotA and Heroes of Newarth. (Any other olds remember that HoN was censored in the old forums?) After that there was EA's failed game, Dawngate IIRC. And then there's Smite, and DotA 2, and Heroes of the Storm. They're still around but not nearly as popular. And that's just the ones I can remember, I bet there's a bunch more. I don't care for what League has become but they stand tall over a hell of a lot of mobas.
: Would you rather fight 100 potato-sized kittens or 100 kitten-sized potatoes?
Well that's easy because potatoes are hamles- >Assume potatoes are sentient and just want love but they express their love through hurling themselves at your face. Oh. Well damn.
: > [{quoted}](name=A Swarm of Koala,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=c1ybHVad,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2019-08-09T17:27:33.534+0000) > > what's the kitten's name? P E R C Y (Ival)
> [{quoted}](name=ChickenWrap,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=c1ybHVad,comment-id=00070000,timestamp=2019-08-09T19:16:27.937+0000) > > P E R C Y (Ival) https://66.media.tumblr.com/349e829a87d4a56558b8e3ca7e9134b3/tumblr_o4ttmkyPpt1vq1hqzo1_400.gif
: That your urine will make us all go insane? There is actually something to the crazy cat lady after all.
> [{quoted}](name=Irelia Bot,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=c1ybHVad,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2019-08-09T17:07:10.300+0000) > > That your urine will make us all go insane? > > There is actually something to the crazy cat lady after all. no one is making you drink it. You can stop at any time. ...Please stop. We're worried about you.
: It's OK GD, I know how you really feel about me.
: Told my wife to take me off the health insurance. Told her we can afford it if I....
Rioter Comments
: > [{quoted}](name=4 Step Cadence,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=INgH5p33,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-07-30T00:33:09.865+0000) > > What's his name? Undetermined.
> [{quoted}](name=ChickenWrap,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=INgH5p33,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2019-07-30T00:37:27.984+0000) > > Undetermined. So in DnD my friend was the DM and he made some no-name guard NPC that we needed to talk to. Naturally we asked for his name. After a brief pause he said his name was "Pending". No one on the group caught that his name was as of yet undetermined and we all thought he was literally "Captain Pending". Captain Pending is now a recurring character. I humbly suggest you name your cat Pending.
: I'm going to adopt a cat next weekend. Help me pick one please GD.
Cloud273 (NA)
: What if we had a champ who could grant stealth to an ally?
{{champion:96}} EVERYTHING IS DYING AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY!
Ribon (NA)
: I need to give a big shout-out to Customer Support.
Yeah, that happened to my friend too. Came back after not playing for at least 6 years and had been hacked and at least gold rank for about 4 or 5 years lol
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