: How it feels like when a cho gath hides in a bush.
Manatees love lettuce. Just thought I'd throw that out there for no reason.
Amxen (NA)
: Nocturne legit scares the fuck out of me and I don't know why. I just don't like the way he moves/looks. Good thing I have a ~~Keyblade~~ Lux to ult him away. {{champion:202}} _"You control darkness, my darling. What is there to fear?"_
Well, when something loudly proclaims it's arrival before flying at your face at 4,000 mph with an absolute surety that it's going to hit dead on, it tends to scare you. ######Never, never, _NEVER_ enter the dungeon in Terraria before resolving things with the guy at the front first. *shudder*
: You have one! You disgust me...
I know, I should be ashamed.
: 9gag accidentally reliesed the Sona rework
This oddly irks me. Because that's a guitar.
: But Tobias is love, Tobias is Barrel!
It's better when they focus less on gameplay and "epic frag montages" and more on funny bugs and events. If I wanted to see flashy moves, I'd just play the game.
: What are some "Well...you're not wrong" tips to give people?
If you use the bathroom before starting a League match, you won't have to sit uncomfortably for an hour.
: Champion unintentional interaction showoff
{{item:3632}} [INSERT ANY CHAMPION QUOTE] {{champion:33}} ok
hammer3 (NA)
: brooo upvote if you play league
Everyone who so much as has a League account is a disgrace to humanity. Wait...
: Tobias Fate weeb confirmed
As if I care about League youtubers. They're all boring. Well, not all of them, but the popular ones are.
: When I give out a friend request
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Bârd (NA)
: 10) {{champion:157}} Washboard abs, artsy, but too edgy. 9) {{champion:104}} Nice facial hair, good aim, but reeks of tobacco. 8) {{champion:516}} Relatable. 7){{champion:497}} Excelent sense of style, friendly, but mildy sociopathic and obnoxious. 6){{champion:81}} He's the protagonist, nice hair, but keeps recycling the same one liners. 5){{champion:86}} A bro, would crusade with, but he's a siscon. 4){{champion:126}} Nice jawline, good intentions, but he's a bit condescending. 3){{champion:79}} Fluffy, a good businessman, a good drinking buddy, and overall a swell dude. 2){{champion:4}} Keeps his cool, always has a trick up his sleeve, nice beard. 1) {{champion:44}} Perfection.
Fine, just freaking steal all the spotlight! ######Actually this is pretty accurate.
: > [{quoted}](name=Bârd,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=MOGtIL7m,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-10-13T16:25:29.659+0000) > > 1) {{champion:98}} Perfection. FTFY
: Hey jontrons cool guys. No hate.
Yes, but weebs will hate. Weebs hate everything.
Rioter Comments
: What do you call a rank 7 Yasuo?
https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/giphy.gif
: Can we talk about how there hasn't been One for All in way too long
Yeah, I really miss being forced into a team of five Yasuos... But, to be honest, One for All is a fun game mode when you wind up with a champion you like.
BBagz (NA)
: Deathsworn Viktor: These guys are usually the top of the top. No one has ever beaten a viktor with this skin.
Ha. Take my upvote.
Skelenth (EUW)
: Get it back to 5 so it would fit into the Gold & Red theme of the Loading screen slice
: Nothing has changed. Yorick is in the same state as he was before September 2016. They should revert the "rework" and give the few people who actually cared about him their damn champion back. People, including me, have been heartbroken for over a year now. Edit: You people haven't changed, either, it seems. Lol. Idiots.
I, for one, enjoy the new Yorick. And found the old one boring.
: Not really. Just not familiar with everyone on it.
Okay, well for reference, nobody knows me here.
: I too have not thought about Abbott and Costello in years.
Skelenth (EUW)
: When you want absolute perfection
Wait, you asked Riot to remove your mastery with Yasuo?
Rioter Comments
: Please, everyone knows you start off with lvl 7 mastery on {{champion:157}}
Unless you're actually good with him. Then you're locked at mastery 6.
abdul569 (EUW)
: Cook Yasuo skin where his sword is a baguette?
He could use a less edgy skin. I'm down with this idea.
Sciela (NA)
: Why do I do better playing trolly champions?
It's not just League I do that in... Degreaser Pyro and Sun-on-a-Stick scout duo is stupidly fun in TF2.
: When Karthus tries to ult...
Ok, to be fair, it requires your Poppy to ult them in order for Keeper's Verdict to keep them from being hit so... You can be sure your team just hates you if that happens.
Razyelx (EUNE)
: The Most Favorite Champion of All Time [Voting Elimination] - Round 2, Group IV.
When your main is on the list but you know they aren't gonna make it. https://media.giphy.com/media/2gGEWrIGVioP6/giphy.gif
: Man, I made that joke like decades ago. I think the chicken got you those upvotes.
These upvotes _do_ taste like chicken.
Rioter Comments
DVA545 (NA)
: Don't forget the "WE ARE IN THE BEAM"
: Seems like updated Xin Zhao is Frisk
Can't go saying "Determination" or "hopes and dreams" anymore without everyone and their mother thinking you're referencing Undertale.
: Plot twist: It's in fact Star Guardians invading Valoran City that was built by innocent Void Workers.
http://dailynewsdig.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20-Funny-Shocked-Cat-Memes-3.jpg
: I kinda liked MvM on TF2, but I have no idea what invasion is in that game. I've been out of the loop for a while it seems...
It was a brief event where they added a ton of alien based cosmetics and maps where ufos randomly abduct people before dropping them off with powerups. Pretty fun.
: League of Legends: Dating Tips!
Neamean (NA)
: Disappointed in Arclight Yorick
Obyiouslv there's not much of a difference in the two letters. Don't believe me? Read the first sentence again.
Rioter Comments
BuppleBg (EUNE)
: Yea there is a problem that i dont even wanned to make it any kind of joke but this game just become one big meme..
Games that are memes are good. Don't believe me? Why is Team Fortress 2 still up and running?
: So does that make you a puppy-kicking, racist, hating, fun-killing, mountain-dew chugging, dorito stuffing ten year old idiot?
Yes, I- No, wait, I'm 18... ######Besides, there's actually two stereotypes for Minecraft, the most well known is the one aforementioned, and then there's the Minecraft veteran who's been playing the game since before it became popular and knows all the old tricks. You won't be able to tell them out as easily because they don't usually have a name like "creeperface 123" or "blockdude67" that screams "votekick me please" and they're usually a good deal older than the previous stereotype.
: Star guardian {{champion:37}} is much better
https://i.imgur.com/OjnjQhE.png?noredirect
Arduno (NA)
: People say we all hook up in the dream world
**Other**: Tell my unconscious self to go back to sleep.
Lyseth (NA)
: So we had an MC/Roblox kid in our midst
I feel as if the stereotype for Minecraft is "Everyone who plays it is a puppy-kicking, racist, hating, fun-killing, mountain-dew chugging, dorito stuffing ten year old idiot". Well, as someone who has played Minecraft, I can confirm that is true!
Sweet B (NA)
: When am I getting my wall
Trump's wall = keeping mexicans from crossing the border = less tacos #NO TRUMP YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUILD THAT WALL! NOT ON MY WATCH!
: there's never enough Jinx skins we must get her past the likes of TF, Annie, and Ryze!
: Hello bird. What is your name?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/296/252/69d.png
: When Corki builds full tank
No, **this** is full tank Corki. http://www.serendipity.li/wot/pentagon911/crash.jpg
: UMMMMM please?? I thought (mistakenly) that we had enough jinx skins but this one is TOO perfect
If we have too many Jinx skins, replace Zombie Slayer Jinx with this one. Nobody uses Slayer Jinx anyway. ######kappa
Razyelx (EUNE)
: The Most Favorite Champion of All Time [Voting Elimination] - Group N
I almost don't want to see the final results since it will probably be Yasuo.
: League of Overwatch [Season 8 Preview]
I don't play Overwatch. http://37.media.tumblr.com/9e681d28526cc7eed6a29e4447ba60e9/tumblr_n65nx5BHb31sj0zaio1_400.gif
: > [{quoted}](name=CytheGuy,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wLP4R5Ka,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-09-02T03:43:02.175+0000) > > You will have 552,968 BE when preseason update comes out how much with runes though? marks x9 ap x9 armor x9 attack damage x9 cdr x9 crit chance x9 crit damage x9 health x9 lethality x9 magic penetration x9 magic resist x9 mana x9 mana regen x9 precision x9 scaling ap x9 scaling ad x9 scaling health x9 scaling magic resist x9 scaling mana seals x9 ap x11 armor x9 ad x10 attack speed x9 cdr x9 crit chance x9 crit damage x9 energy regen x9 gold x9 health x9 health regen x10 magic resist x10 mana x9 mana regen x9 percent health x9 scaling ap x9 scaling ad x9 scaling energy regen x9 scaling health x10 scaling health regen x9 scaling magic resist x9 scaling mana x9 scaling mana regen glyphs x9 ap x9 armor x9 ad x9 attack speed x9 cdr x9 crit chance x9 crit damage x9 energy x9 health x9 health regen x9 magic pen x9 magic resist x9 mana x9 mana regen x9 scaling ap x9 scaling ad x9 scaling cdr x9 scaling energy x9 scaling health x9 scaling mana x9 scaling mana regen quints x3 ap x3 armor x3 ad x3 cdr x3 crit chance x3 crit damage x1 deadly wreath (+3.20 lethality) x3 energy x3 energy regen x3 experience x3 gold x3 health x3 health regen x3 lethality x3 life steal x3 magic pen x3 magic resist x3 mana x3 mana regen x3 movement speed x3 percent health x3 piercing present (+2.01 magic pen) x3 precision x3 revival x3 scaling ap x3 scaling armor x3 scaling ad x3 scaling cdr x3 scaling health x3 scaling health regen x3 scaling magic resist x3 scaling mana x3 scaling mana regen x3 spell vamp x1 sugar rush (+1.5% move speed)
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