: > [{quoted}](name=Akali is SO HOT,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=AQUurWd3,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2018-03-09T19:36:27.116+0000) > > ermagerd ur a teacher? Yeah, it's a career I'd recommend if you actually like teaching other people, and seeing them learn. Super /thrilled/ about all the legislation that's gonna be pushing us to have guns. A couple weeks ago they couldn't afford new markers for my board: "There just isn't any funding. " Now they have the money to give me a Glock. Oh the wonders of this Brave New World.
> [{quoted}](name=WhiteUranium,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=AQUurWd3,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2018-03-10T01:09:58.953+0000) > > Yeah, it's a career I'd recommend if you actually like teaching other people, and seeing them learn. Super /thrilled/ about all the legislation that's gonna be pushing us to have guns. A couple weeks ago they couldn't afford new markers for my board: "There just isn't any funding. " Now they have the money to give me a Glock. Oh the wonders of this Brave New World. Use the glock to obtain new funds :^) Trump's secret plans never fail!
Eedat (NA)
: Buffing his E is not the way to go. Then you just have Viktor afk shoving waves again
But isn't that what a late game scaling champ SHOULD do in this meta?
: Viktor needs buffs
To be honest I think his passive needs to be like GP ult and not take up a slot. Because playing Viktor my starting items look like this {{item:2003}} or {{item:2031}} {{item:2419}} {{item:1056}} {{item:3200}} meaning if I back and get {{item:3802}} I have to pick between no boots or nothing else to help turn that Lost Chapter into a final item.
: It's overused, and it gave too much safety in the early games. Literally in every game, especially competitive matches, there's always about 7-8 total players carrying it which just blows off the Rune diversity.
I can understand that, but I feel like 10 minutes is way too harsh
Rioter Comments
: Star Guardian Lulu Cosplay! MK II
Realistic size too 10/10 {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
CLG ear (NA)
: Guy was mad we were doing fire alarm testing
After working at a grocery store for 9 months I've come to this conclusion: Some people are huge dicks because they need to vent to someone who won't slap them. I've had people demand, not ask, DEMAND I go check for something after I tell them we don't have anymore after they beckon me and say "come here boy". Then they call the manager (because I guess he's gonna wave his magic wand to make more of this product appear), who has to ask me the same question and I give the same answer, and then the customer calls me a terrible person (someone told our cashier he should kill himself) and I go back to my life and just make fun of them in the back room and on the floor.
: Took me out of game
Easy there my dude
: I'm generally a bit confused why this skin was taking so long to be created... Considering there are other skins that were created in a shorter time.
> [{quoted}](name=Darkin Hybrid,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=iOwr1xI9,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-03-09T18:57:46.642+0000) > > I'm generally a bit confused why this skin was taking so long to be created... Considering there are other skins that were created in a shorter time. They wanted to be "community interactive" by releasing updates on it every month or so but took no feedback and made no changes so...good question
: > [{quoted}](name=AngusBoomPants,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=InGBNLUo,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2018-03-10T09:04:14.068+0000) > GD should have Busty Demoness THIS IS THE BEST MEME I'VE EVER READ.
> [{quoted}](name=ChickenWrap,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=InGBNLUo,comment-id=000a0000,timestamp=2018-03-10T11:00:08.306+0000) > > GD should have Busty Demoness > > THIS IS THE BEST MEME I'VE EVER READ. Come on Chicken how you gonna do me dirty like this? Don't tell them! Let them think I'm serious :(
: I hadn't noticed
Sitting here at 6 AM zooming in trying to find the genitals of an imaginary character in a MOBA What happened to me?
: The most successful players of Kai'sa I've seen were playing her jungle
She really needs to farm, which is the same reason {{champion:29}} {{champion:67}} were good junglers
Bern (NA)
: Can I get some insight on how Kai'sa E is intended to be used before it's evolved?
: the nocturne buffs have me a bit frustrated :(
I think they should increase his movespeed in Q, maybe make it a flat amount instead of a % so that players who land it are rewarded better but it's not totally useless if you miss, this will help with his "being kited" issue.
: can we please revert the changes to morgana's passive
Wasn't the change just she can no longer heal from small minions but gets 20% spellvamp on champs from the start?
: So pleased with 'My Shop'!
I'm sensing you're a support main
: Just gotta upvote. More upvotes= higher visibility chance.
: "We want community mods that are known in the community"
I feel like each sub-board needs their own private mods, and GD should have Busty Demoness, 2nd Chance, and maybe a 3rd based on how busy it gets.
: I think malphs would be hilarious.
> [{quoted}](name=Best Valor NA,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=JQQJuTd7,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-03-10T04:44:53.861+0000) > > I think malphs would be hilarious. *insert Ed Edd N' Eddy sumo sound as he flies in*
: What I like about Pizza Delivery Sivir
It's somewhat revealing but holy moly do I want her to sit on my face {{sticker:sg-poppy}}
: "inting" is being thrown out too casually
I always love seeing "Please report X for feeding" and when I say "but they're not inting" "UHH 0/6 IS INTING BUDDY" ._. maybe we all need a little bit of Tyler1 in our lives
: I'm scared to search this
If there is no porn of it, porn will be made
Ifneth (NA)
: If losing weight and keeping it off were easy, two thirds of Americans wouldn’t be overweight. Have some sympathy for those less trim.
> [{quoted}](name=Ifneth,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=5IGA9Ot7,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2018-03-09T13:05:20.426+0000) > > If losing weight and keeping it off were easy, two thirds of Americans wouldn’t be overweight. Have some sympathy for those less trim. Are you implying we aren't lazy?
: How to get rid of Ranked Anxiety/Auto Piloting
Just force yourself and after like 20 games it goes away
: {{champion:50}} guy with bird i guess
: "describe your favorite champ badly"
{{champion:92}} edgy yet sexy hobo who broke her big OP sword because "that'll show them what for!" then decided to make her country great again™ by wandering around the country they invaded and never really going back If we're only doing shorts? "Hobo who wants to be sad"
GripaAviara (EUNE)
: The beauty of promo games when the game doesnt want you to promo
How did Fiora get dumpstered so hard by a Malphite without thornmail?
Erdamon (EUNE)
: Rumble "buffs" are fine, but it's not what he needs. @RiotWittrock
The problem with ult buffs is that the ult only works to its best if the enemy is dumb enough to stand in it the whole duration (or get CC'd) but that's already enough to win you a game.
: And you crippled the fuck out of supports who accidentally took 1 cs, especially Brand supports.
Then we can make it 2/3 minions, or you know, Brand be careful hitting things. Just use your E.
: Zyra needs a new Passive.
Yeah I think her new passive should let her shoot a true damage projectile when she dies :^)
Aaon1997 (NA)
: Ahri Changes V3
I was fine with the other version just less dashes please, her ult is toxic enough, I want her to just use it to position her Q and E better.
: The problem I have with red is that in his videos he’s actually pretty informative and cool. But his clickbait titles are annoying and almost misleading. One that stood out was when kindred got buffed to get unlimited stacks and his title was “WTF KINDRED CAN OUTRANGE TURRETS” or something. Then in the video he explained it took almost an hour of nothing but farming camps to get that much. I was kind of annoyed by that since it may never happen in game. I like redmercy, but I hate his titles.
He's not as informative as he used to be imo, I remember he used to give every tip he could (to the point he'd repeat himself a lot) and I learned some things from him that I still use, like Zed W EQ and then W behind them trick.
: PBE is testing 2 version of Ahri, let's vote which one we prefer.
Sasogwa (EUW)
: @RiotRepertoir please keep it up
I'm liking his posts where he straight up discusses the ideas and details of changes. I'm glad to see Riot finally being more transparent with us.
: PSA: We need to clear this up, "Toxic" =/= "OP"
On that note, can people stop confusing overloaded with OP? Overloaded kits include so much stuff that they can't be allowed to be great with any of them. Look at Naut, he's made to be a CC tank like Leona. They're tanky with high CC, but not a lot of damage (unless you go full AP). {{champion:112}} on the other hand has a speed boost, a slow, a stun, burst, DPS (with ult and upgraded E), a silence for 0.25 seconds. and a shield. But he doesn't really do anything too well and just sucks now because of it. He's either snowballing and one shotting with his burst (which is what most people build him for now) or he's useless. He used to be able to get lich bane and be a DPS mage cycling skills and autos, or a full burst mage with utility. Now it's burst or bust.
: Just had my account removed of a 14 day ban
: Pizza Delivery Sivir is pretty hot
: my little sister likes to play hide and seek on the way to the car
: It looks like they just changed from a whispy blue to a yellow/brown/orange (grease) color, but that's it. Plus i just think it sounds weird when she yells "AH" in a pizza uniform, don't you think?
You ever heard a pizza delivery person? That's what they yell when they have to deliver to the farthest edge of town.
Eedat (NA)
: How much bullshit are YouTubers allowed to get away with exactly?
I'm more concerned with Redmercy and other clickbait channels. I miss the old days when he made theory/tips videos (which still have over 4x the views of his clickbait ones)
: Want to review your solo games? Alright. Last 3 games you got stomped playing adc i guess you tried those ez right clickers eh? Either way 100% lose rate botlane. Your toplane games you lost: 2 riven games where you at BEST broke even with your enemy, your scores were 5-5 and 4-4 you were not "crushing" your opponent but lost because you had 0 impact, you had 0 impact because you chose a lane bully and barely broke even, if you takre an early game champ and do "decent" (argueable) you lost lane, this was always true even way back when we had the "renekton bar" toplane meta. 2 more games as GP with you went 1-8-2 and 2-7-1. Complete stomp, you were feeding hard, and your enemy laner was way ahed of you none of those game you can blame on your team you played bad and lost lane, you dont even have assist on GP with GLOBAL ULT. Once again you had 0 impact because you took a late game champ and couldnt even play safe and fed hard in lane. Now on the flip side, you won 2 games, both you actually had a great score, one with darius 6-2 and one with GP 13-5. Almost like YOU HAD IMPACT when you won lane and didnt expect to get carried because "LOL TOP 0 IMPACT XD". If anything your match history proves against your points, the game you lost, you were ALWAYS part of the blame, the games you won - you had an active part and played a role in your team's victory. Almost like toplane has an impact or something ;thinking;
Gladly willing to try another lane (adc usually is my least played so I gotta go for it), even if I lose.
: # Oh boy another eventful and fun game in bottom lane Nothing better than being double your enemies farm then dying because mid lane roamed down here xDDD Nothing better than winning lane but you lost game because mid and top fed xDDD Nothing better than being ganked from the tri-bush on red side because you can't get 4 wards by level 3 xDDD Nothing better than getting outdamaged and outscaled by a support xDDD Nothing better than 5 enemies roaming together and you can't do jack because bot laners tend to need the most team support out of all roles! I got outfuckingplayed Fuck this lane
and then you right click to victory after farming for 20 minutes nice meme
: IDK what games you're talking about, only 1 of your last recent games as top you had a somewhat good score and even then you had negetive KDA. None of you recent games had CS worth bragging about, definetly not "double your enemy laner". Seems like you are thinking you're some sort of a big shot when in reality you are average and need to improve, and blaming everything like "OMG TOPLANE IS USELESS" when you go 0-3-0 as GP or 0-3-0 Ryze in 15 minutes. I dont know why you are so certien you play perfectly and stomp your lane, none of your games show anything exceptional, and while yes, im not saying EVERY game is in your control and is your fault for the lost, you are FAR from being ahed in lanes and winning them. Also in your last 4 games, the only real tank you played against was ornn, the rest were bruisers, and akali. Improve yourself, then complain about how the game is screwing you over EDIT: scratch that , even your "decent" game where you went 10-12 your enemy olaf went 22-2, but i guess he didnt really carry, i mean he was TOP, how can he carry from TOP?
Except you're looking at normals where I goof around with friends :thinking: Look at ranked and oh...what's this? Games where I do decent in lane but the enemy team is too far ahead for me?!?
: Remove Gun Goddess Miss Fortune from the PBE and keep working on her like Sewn Chaos Blitz/ Amumu
: > [{quoted}](name=magizrulez,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=1cB9fiit,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-03-08T04:00:47.595+0000) > > Tired of seeing this Patrick picture My right arm is tired from jerkin' it 4 hours per day but that doesn't make it a bad thing...
: Can we please change League's Twitch icon to be something other than Jinx's derpy face?
: chances are, if your jungler doesn't notice this: he (or she) doesn't know how to take advantage of this situation will interpret your comments are flaming or toxic will proceed to either mute you or flame the living shit out of you for being 0/2 already or something like that bonus points, your team mates will join the flaming parade you lose the game and tilt, so, you can't really play more games today. or, you keep your mought shut you mute everyone and everything /fullmute all and proceed to feed and 1v1 fight (or 1v2 fight) to your hearth's content because your team is to bad to take advantage of the situation, there's no point for you to suffer for their sake. Go grab a snack or a soda during the game and enjoy
Can confirm, had people so many times in mid silver who would take "dragon is free" as flame.
: So, the enemy Jungler is "literally" sitting in your top lane brush camping you all game...
Yeah I never see anyone just push the wave instead of freezing, and even if they push, my jungler rarely plays the map and helps mid/bot.
: TL;DR: i didnt play well and lost Literaly every one of thos scenerios has nothing wrong with it and nothing exclusive to toplane. If your bot roamed top you're 3v1 or 2v1 at the very least, extra 80 minions wont do jack shit. 2 other lanes feeding? Yea that sucks but what do you want? A free handout because you farmed well? Enemy jungler ganking you, you can buy pink it's really cheap and pretty much gurantee to stop/spot the ungler at least once. If you die level 3 you didnt pay attentio to timer, junglers usually roam top around 2:40, if you dont have a ward dont push like you're some god and then complain when you're out of position. 5 enemies roaming AS A TEAM? in MY team game? Pfff try hards, fuck them right? You should totally be able to hold the gates 1v5 with your farm.__
Yeah you got me, I just played bad all those games where I was ahead in lane but bot lost so I lost =/ you're too smart for me
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