: You know what they say
Also fuck weebs and lunch the furries
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: If you guys don't like the GD Wardens (mods) that were chosen...
a shitposter, two delicate flowers, someone who posts once in a blue moon, and tundra fizz its like that overwatch event, except all of us are the zombies.
Jikker (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=2nd Chance,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=jGOTrLW8,comment-id=000c0000,timestamp=2017-05-23T02:13:00.967+0000) > > Then start by unlocking that thread and just delete the offensive comments instead while putting a warning to everyone in there to chill. > > I don't see how you all couldn't collectively decided that instead of jumping the damage control lock thread gun like yah did. To be fair, I just spent an hour trying to unlock my mod powers with some mad technical mumbo jumbo. I think we did jump the gun a bit and Wuks is helping us out right now. Just imagine if you were given this responsibility. It's gonna take a bit of time and training and mistakes before we perfect it
> [{quoted}](name=Jikker,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=jGOTrLW8,comment-id=000c00000000,timestamp=2017-05-23T02:15:11.261+0000) > > To be fair, I just spent an hour trying to unlock my mod powers with some mad technical mumbo jumbo. I think we did jump the gun a bit and Wuks is helping us out right now. > > Just imagine if you were given this responsibility. It's gonna take a bit of time and training and mistakes before we perfect it You can put lipstick on a pig... You can also put a crane operator in a dentists office with instructions, but if the initial person just doesn't have decent credentials it's never going to pan out.
Enosetc (NA)
: Unlock Pony's thread
2 hours and the inner cabal is already trying to assert itself. I've seen this movie before.
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Keyru (NA)
: Discord Verification
@Itsa Spicy MeatBUALLS!#9527
Ossus (NA)
: Riot doesn't know how to UI
It's elaborate because it can be. The entire game could be text based and plotting vectors on a graph if they wanted to keep it clean.
: Question in body
You could try motor oil blended with some double cream, egg whites, and battery acid. Or try this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWj7jz-OIg
: > [{quoted}](name=Cynicatt,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=rW5AaWT0,comment-id=0000000000010000,timestamp=2016-07-18T04:35:28.050+0000) > > Oh yea. Forgot. > The value of an OS is determined by how well Pokemon Go runs on it. > Silly me. > > We're living in APG now. Not AD. .APK not APG
> [{quoted}](name=Magical Player,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=rW5AaWT0,comment-id=00000000000100000001,timestamp=2016-07-18T05:23:02.607+0000) > > .APK not APG After Pokemon Go instead of Anno Domini being the joke, not being in the world of mobile apps.
Cynicatt (NA)
: So Pokemon Go is even more broken now than it was on release
Eno showed us a pic of it in beta where it wasnt in pawprints, it was in meters. Knowing this know I suspect they changed it because they knew it would look super useless if the meters didnt mean anything. Servers aren't exactly amazing either. More "We talked to Blizzard to get the smoothest possible start"
: You guys remember May Peeps, right?
: > [{quoted}](name=Ballserium,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KZfxoPIB,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-07-16T07:11:12.200+0000) > > She was pretty cool. > Her threads were always so calming almost Of course.
> [{quoted}](name=ZerglingOne,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KZfxoPIB,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-07-16T07:22:23.863+0000) > > Of course. I'm detecting a note of sarcasm thrown my way again
Rioter Comments
: Why do games/shows set in alternate worlds/etc have a majority of white people
I giggled. Pick any Japanese game or anime. The ones not set on earth are 99% Japanese, even though Japan doesn't exist in said worlds, and any black or white person is grossly stereotyped. But you're not giving th Japanese industry any shit, just the American one. If you must know it's because people are more comfortable with seeing familiar faces, and there's more white meat than dark meat, even if it's all the same. Also half of leagues cast isn't white.
: Oh, dang, I missed the link. Oh well, I won't be that guy. Unlike *some* people here. :P
> [{quoted}](name=Burger and Fries,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=JFREJJbK,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2016-07-02T12:39:00.860+0000) > > Oh, dang, I missed the link. > > Oh well, I won't be that guy. Unlike *some* people here. :P Thanks dude. > [{quoted}](name=Cynicatt,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=JFREJJbK,comment-id=0009000000000000,timestamp=2016-07-02T12:32:08.385+0000) > > Thanks, pal. You really are a pal, pal. Perhaps, although I assume thats dripping with sarcasm and mockery.
: Is Taliyah the new Azir?
Taliyah doesn't win harder the more time passes. Taliyah has weak moments. Etc etc
Cynicatt (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Ballserium,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=JFREJJbK,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2016-07-02T12:20:59.249+0000) > > > > I'm bored. Hi woah. Real uncool, brodawg.
> [{quoted}](name=Cynicatt,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=JFREJJbK,comment-id=00090000,timestamp=2016-07-02T12:23:49.181+0000) > > woah. > Real uncool, brodawg. I'll delete it if you will
tonpole (NA)
: Hi, I'm tonpole, a mid-Diamond Heimerdinger player with 1.1m mastery points. Let's talk about Heimer
If your champion relied on pure cheese just to be relevant, then i dont know what to tell you except burn. Burn.
: Everyone likes a good Support. No-one wants to be one.
: Everyone likes a good Support. No-one wants to be one.
Darios (NA)
: @Besteau
Fuck no. Besteau is literally the only person who gets to sit on the Darius throne.
: > [{quoted}](name=Ballserium,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=O6gsFeJa,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-06-27T00:23:20.793+0000) > > I don't know why people are so surprised that queue times have gone up now that the entire population of the educational system have gone on summer break, and even then everyone who stayed behind is still busy playing new games like Overwatch, and then theres SUMMER STEAM SALE!!! To be fair, summer break results in more games for the most part. It's just that Overwatch and steam sales combined with the cancer that is DQ for non premades has resulted in a drop of players.
> [{quoted}](name=Theorchero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=O6gsFeJa,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-06-27T00:27:06.822+0000) > > To be fair, summer break results in more games for the most part. It's just that Overwatch and steam sales combined with the cancer that is DQ for non premades has resulted in a drop of players. Yah, thats what I kinda meant. People are definitely definitely gaming more (I played 20 games of League with someone over two days, lol), its just that for most they're not really wanting to play League. So yes the numbers would have dropped regardless. But more people than ever are going "I can either play a lot of League or I can play a lot of Overwatch/All these new games I have" and siding with the shiny shit over the clusterfuck that is League right now.
: Keyori officially calls it quits and Gbay99 is cutting down his videos because of queue times.
I don't know why people are so surprised that queue times have gone up now that the entire population of the educational system have gone on summer break, and even then everyone who stayed behind is still busy playing new games like Overwatch, and then theres SUMMER STEAM SALE!!!
: Cassiopeia No Boots because she's a snake, no feet. And Nami???
Velkoz needs boots. Chogath needs 6 boots, one for each size of foot he has. Zilean needs boots. Syndra needs boots. Taliyah needs boots. Ao Shin needs boots. Malzahar needs boots. Yep.
Fjork3 (NA)
: There's no way that can be reliably predicted, though. Phantom Dancer works (at least mostly) because it's just going off what actually happened, not what might have happened. You can't know if that Irelia was about to give up the chase and turn around, but you can know "the amount of damage I took would have killed me without this item's reduction".
> [{quoted}](name=Fjork3,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=tAbjAvE4,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2016-06-26T17:12:46.776+0000) > > There's no way that can be reliably predicted, though. Phantom Dancer works (at least mostly) because it's just going off what actually happened, not what might have happened. You can't know if that Irelia was about to give up the chase and turn around, but you can know "the amount of damage I took would have killed me without this item's reduction". I mean you just described what I kind of had in mind. Anything is better than nothing, right?
: What's your favorite/most satisfying moments in a game with champions you play?
When you get megafed as Chogath and you're just this unstoppable wall of disgusting flash 1k true damage ulting. And then later while you're still ahead and they have little to no armor pen you sit there tanking 5 people's damage and CC for 10 seconds and just kinda shrug it off while ur team goes to work.
: Master Yi feels REALLY shitty with his nerfed ult.
I've ulted as master yi, gotten 4 kills, and chased someone forever for the unofficial penta. My ult has run out, and I've been able to turn it back on within a few seconds for the unofficial hexakill because scrubs think my ult is down.
: > [{quoted}](name=Ballserium,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=tAbjAvE4,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-06-26T16:28:44.729+0000) > > I got you to come, didn't I ?:^) > > Plus this is Gameplay. I have to use clickbait because otherwise nothing happens and my stories get lost in the ether. It's you mentioning support. That usually is all that's needed to warrant a moment of my attention. :P I just like straight forward people, not silly tactics. Some of the ideas have merits. Anything calculating what supports already do in their role, sweeping wards, shielding, healing, cc-ing, etc, would be welcomed. For me at least it would be more for me to pinpoint my areas of weakness and where to improve upon. Getting a shiny chest or higher mastery is just a tasty bonus. I still think that adding in a reward will drag in less desirable types who will not take the role seriously. We've all been in the game where you can just **tell** who is not a support main. They're rude, unkind, and potentially even arrogant to both teams. While not always the case, it will drag in more of those types. I'm all for fresh blood in the least popular role, but not at the cost of it's integrity and the hard work the mains have put in to the point that support role is typically filled with the least toxic people.
> [{quoted}](name=sheldonbunny,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=tAbjAvE4,comment-id=000000000001,timestamp=2016-06-26T16:43:18.101+0000) > > It's you mentioning support. That usually is all that's needed to warrant a moment of my attention. :P I just like straight forward people, not silly tactics. > > Some of the ideas have merits. Anything calculating what supports already do in their role, sweeping wards, shielding, healing, cc-ing, etc, would be welcomed. For me at least it would be more for me to pinpoint my areas of weakness and where to improve upon. Getting a shiny chest or higher mastery is just a tasty bonus. > > I still think that adding in a reward will drag in less desirable types who will not take the role seriously. We've all been in the game where you can just **tell** who is not a support main. They're rude, unkind, and potentially even arrogant to both teams. While not always the case, it will drag in more of those types. I'm all for fresh blood in the least popular role, but not at the cost of it's integrity and the hard work the mains have put in to the point that support role is typically filled with the least toxic people. Idk dude, I usually come here to giggle. I did this for a friend. My idea is that people might be douchenozzles coming in, sure, but those same douchenozzles aren't gonna have the will to stick around. hopefully we'll get the nice people to stick.
: Misleading title drenched in hyperbole because while rarer than other roles, support mains do exist, making your declaration that "no one" wants to false. Besides your obvious click bait attempts, your idea is one of many others have already suggested. Personally i'm not having problems getting S rank on my supports. I won't mind a bit of tweaking/recalibrating to how it's scored, but overall it's served me fine thus far. I don't think dragging in people who want shiny rewards is an answer. Supporting takes a specific type of person. I know I wouldn't want some guy in it just for a reward in that role.
> [{quoted}](name=sheldonbunny,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=tAbjAvE4,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-06-26T16:24:47.820+0000) > > Misleading title drenched in hyperbole because while rarer than other roles, support mains do exist, making your declaration that "no one" wants to false. > > Besides your obvious click bait attempts, your idea is one of many others have already suggested. Personally i'm not having problems getting S rank on my supports. I won't mind a bit of tweaking/recalibrating to how it's scored, but overall it's served me fine thus far. > > I don't think dragging in people who want shiny rewards is an answer. Supporting takes a specific type of person. I know I wouldn't want some guy in it just for a reward in that role. I got you to come, didn't I ?:^) Plus this is Gameplay. I have to use clickbait because otherwise nothing happens and my stories get lost in the ether.
Rioter Comments
: Okay I need a male to explain this to me
If they're asking you in person as guys wanting relationship advice from a girl, it means that they think because you look like Zarya or Vi you're either gay, or you're not pretty enough by their standards to get a guy. If they're your friends smack them upside the head and tell them about the rabid sex you and your bf had. If they're kind of acquaintances tell them to ask the girl in front of them or fuck off.
: Because change is good when it comes to representatives. It's like asking why we don't have a King or Queen. It helps prevent irreversible damage. Having one person in office preaching their 8-year plan is bad. Jesus, Canada.
> [{quoted}](name=Player Vehicle,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=FEM2yTZV,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2016-06-25T07:21:47.951+0000) > > Because change is good when it comes to representatives. It's like asking why we don't have a King or Queen. > > Jesus, Canada. I mean when all is said and done NotSid still has to swear allegiance to the Queen of England. Since his birth he's been bred to bend a knee to the one true ruler :)
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: > [{quoted}](name=Ballserium,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=fazbsa1E,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2016-06-19T22:28:11.937+0000) > > :V > > I have a sekrit. :o? A sekrit?
> [{quoted}](name=Lil Mewfeuille,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=fazbsa1E,comment-id=00070000,timestamp=2016-06-19T22:28:50.662+0000) > > :o? > > A sekrit? Secrets and Sacrets
: :c
:V I have a sekrit.
Caekie (NA)
: Graphic/FPS question
I wouldn't dick with a laptop tbh.
: ... Thresh? Out of the entire pool of support champions that could be considered weak, they pick Thresh? What next, Janna needing more ways to peel better?
> [{quoted}](name=BLU Medic,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Eq3eJdTh,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2016-06-19T13:37:23.407+0000) > > ... Thresh? > > Out of the entire pool of support champions that could be considered weak, they pick Thresh? > > What next, Janna needing more ways to peel better? Wasnt that the point of adding CDR to ap items just in case someone wanted to go full AP janna? :^)
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: Real Review For Overwatch - To those who want to play
Didnt u make a thread saying how u loved the game and wanted to get level 100 by the end of the week? U sure ur not just burned out for now?
: @riot anomaly 47
I still remember my first game with a Rioter. Riot Dovi back when old GD was a thing. I shitstomped his Ziggs with my Chogath. I went 21/2 and I built an IBG for some reason. They had a leona jungle.
: Three days of Overwatch
I played against a level 257 a couple days ago. Also look up cr1tikal's video's on Overwatch
: The story published about the Orlando Shooting is mathematically impossible.
I dont pay attention to any of that shit. I see that 49 people plus one scumstain were shot dead with more critically injured. I see a rather complex tangle of bullshit that I simply don't have the prescience to separate. Muslim, gay, hatred, scorned lovers, desperate coverup, guns, male aggression, new bias, incorrect coverage, overstatements, yadda yadda yadda. I mean if he was smart he would have made some homemade bombs and thrown them in then run away. Sure you kill less people but you scar more for life. Death is a sweet embrace for some.
Haunt (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=im stupid and dumb,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Ut2dOKAQ,comment-id=000900000001,timestamp=2016-06-15T03:32:55.749+0000) > > im so dumb lol im taking every L!
> [{quoted}](name=a fucking pancake,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Ut2dOKAQ,comment-id=0009000000010001,timestamp=2016-06-16T06:49:02.322+0000) > > Stop tho :C
: I've never heard a European person do this. Also, don't call me Greek. I'm not Greek, I don't live in Greece.
> [{quoted}](name=BLU Medic,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UFGrVswY,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2016-06-12T05:27:22.412+0000) > > I've never heard a European person do this. > > Also, don't call me Greek. I'm not Greek, I don't live in Greece. Cypriot?
: First Win of the Day IP Bonus
its 22 hours presumably because it fits people who can play a single game at the same time every day. I.E. middle/high school kids, people with long shifts
: > [{quoted}](name=jimlaheysadrunk,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=4X9FEpJm,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-06-10T17:21:28.264+0000) > > i guess communist is GD's new circlejerk word. It isnt when its true
> [{quoted}](name=ItsTheLuck,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=4X9FEpJm,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-06-10T17:43:21.947+0000) > > It isnt when its true ??????? I would say you have no idea what the word means then considering the context you used it but I'm just flabbergasted at how badly you fucked it up.
Zelnick (NA)
: No More 99 LP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In order for you to get 10 more LP from a win (to go from 90 to 100) just from matchmaking, you would literally need to be playing with 4 bronze V's against 5 Challenger's.
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