: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=27N8jY5n,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2017-01-02T08:06:06.522+0000) > > Because your word of mouth is completely meaningless to me. Additionally. If doing paper work is so fucking difficult for you, then you are using resources insanely poorly as it is considering I do quadruple your numbers in the military with a staff of 5 and still document everything. That's breakfast + lunch + dinner. In a fucking field. > > And considering when some guy does eventually come to you, a sheer lack of a paper trail proves to become a liability which indirectly destroys whatever possible sort of standing you have for yourself. And trust me, if some idiot does eventually send out something that isn't at the right temp, and it does end up killing someone. They will end you. Especially if you have 0 paper trail. The wonderful Hyvee here in Nebraska discovered that the hard way after they killed a girl who underwent chemo that morning. > > But you can do whatever you want. I'll never eat there anyways. If you kill someone it's on you. If my word of mouth is meaningless, how is** my **signature and** my **handwriting on paper not meaningless? Anyone can fudge the time and numbers, thats why you can't use them in court. That's why there is no point in having them. As as far as me not using my resources, I just got fucking promoted for...oh yeah..... using my resources to prove to my owner what a fuck up the last guy was. Also don't bring military into this. I used to be in the military it's a whole different process in anything you do compared to civilian life.
> [{quoted}](name=Evil Jester,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=27N8jY5n,comment-id=0004000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-02T08:15:42.596+0000) > > If my word of mouth is meaningless, how is** my **signature and** my **handwriting on paper not meaningless? Anyone can fudge the time and numbers, thats why you can't use them in court. That's why there is no point in having them. > > As as far as me not using my resources, I just got fucking promoted for...oh yeah..... using my resources to prove to my owner what a fuck up the last guy was. > > Also don't bring military into this. I used to be in the military it's a whole different process in anything you do compared to civilian life. You got promoted for showing a bad leader was a bad leader using bad ingredients and bringing bad morale to a team. That's really not hard at all to do lol. I got the head chef of the restaurant I work at now fired within the first day of being there. And uh, hate to break it to you, but logs in court cases are pretty regular. It's directly tied to those inspections you don't seem to care too much about, and if all of those amount to direct shit, and you have 0 paper trail you start looking like a shit bag and that's when the guy who just lost his daughter to food poisoning from YOUR restaurant gets to start rolling in some sweet bank. Nobody cares about that you boiled water over a fire made by the tree of fallen Gods I.E: cooking method What people care about: final cooking temp ingredients used. And by ingredients, this is very loosely worded to: Does it contain: Eggs, shell fish, peanuts, dairy, etc. Which is why everyone and their fucking mother that uses any sort of allergen has a giant warning label on all of their shit, including the menu as a stand alone. So this is directly covered by most menus. And who the fuck did it. Takes like 2 seconds to do. As for this "If my word of mouth is meaningless, how is my signature and my handwriting on paper not meaningless? Anyone can fudge the time and numbers, thats why you can't use them in court. That's why there is no point in having them." I'm already looking at you like this {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} and there are far worse people out there than me.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RycgiAol,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-02T07:56:16.734+0000) > > They actually don't though. They tell the jungler to slit his throat and end his life before buying 6 tears and inting faster. Then they lose their account and learn the _really_ hard way like the utter morons they are
> [{quoted}](name=2nd Chance,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RycgiAol,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-02T08:00:54.716+0000) > > Then they lose their account and learn the _really_ hard way like the utter morons they are They usually don't. A certain GDER hasn't.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=27N8jY5n,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-01-02T07:25:17.217+0000) > > Um. I don't care what is and isn't required by state. > > IF you don't have a recorded + documented final cooking temperature, you deserve to be shut down regardless. I'm actually sick of going into a restaurant's back area and having to explain why X + X has to be at 165 and not 135 for fucking timing convenience to a bunch of fucking morons. And then they wonder why people aren't coming back there. Clearly isn't food poisoning. he he ecks dee. {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} > > And no, I'm not going to trust the word of some back alley dipshit who got his cooking experience + sanitation procedures from some guy selling meth in said back alley that my food is properly cooked at said temps + done said way and wasn't the meat that's been sitting under a table on a greasy dirty floor for the last 5 days. > > As for the other stuff, that's a shame. 1. Nothing comes out of our kitchen without being 165 (except for beef depending on the rarity) we temp check everything regardless. recording it on paper isn't necessary, or useful, not even in court if someone were to sue us, I already looked into it. 2. I can understand the whole methhead mistrust as I have workd at places with that kind of employment, but no one gets hired at my current workplace without a background check and drug test. 3. Even though I just explained how we are losing business, and money taking up extra time to do this paperwork not required by state or any other entity. You still think we need a paper trail that serves absolutely no purpose what so ever. Please explain how documenting the food temps would serve any purpose?
> [{quoted}](name=Evil Jester,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=27N8jY5n,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2017-01-02T07:53:34.027+0000) > > 1. Nothing comes out of our kitchen without being 165 (except for beef depending on the rarity) we temp check everything regardless. recording it on paper isn't necessary, or useful, not even in court if someone were to sue us, I already looked into it. > > 2. I can understand the whole methhead mistrust as I have workd at places with that kind of employment, but no one gets hired at my current workplace without a background check and drug test. > > 3. Even though I just explained how we are losing business, and money taking up extra time to do this paperwork not required by state or any other entity. You still think we need a paper trail that serves absolutely no purpose what so ever. Please explain how documenting the food temps would serve any purpose? Because your word of mouth is completely meaningless to me. Additionally. If doing paper work is so fucking difficult for you, then you are using resources insanely poorly as it is considering I do quadruple your numbers in the military with a staff of 5 and still document everything. That's breakfast + lunch + dinner. In a fucking field. And considering when some guy does eventually come to you, a sheer lack of a paper trail proves to become a liability which indirectly destroys whatever possible sort of standing you have for yourself. And trust me, if some idiot does eventually send out something that isn't at the right temp, and it does end up killing someone. They will end you. Especially if you have 0 paper trail. The wonderful Hyvee here in Nebraska discovered that the hard way after they killed a girl who underwent chemo that morning. But you can do whatever you want. I'll never eat there anyways. If you kill someone it's on you.
: > [{quoted}](name=qqmoarnubb,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RycgiAol,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-01-02T07:21:04.380+0000) > > It's just so frustrating man. Yep, ignorance is bliss tho' Just let 'em fall, face down on the ground, and they'll get back up again
> [{quoted}](name=2nd Chance,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RycgiAol,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-02T07:23:00.662+0000) > > Yep, ignorance is bliss tho' > > Just let 'em fall, face down on the ground, and they'll get back up again They actually don't though. They tell the jungler to slit his throat and end his life before buying 6 tears and inting faster. My smurf in s4 is experiencing some dank levels of toxicity I've never before experienced, even on this account before it got permad for finally tilting off the face of the earth dealing with people. What makes it worse, is I see a lot of gold 1-P2 borders down here . . . in s4 LOL. My "p2" Sona is sitting 80 feet behind the turret because "Zyra" will kill us at level 2 . . . doesn't even know to hit the caster minions once. Doesn't trade when CDS are down. Anytime I tell her to go in, or be ready she just sits there taking minion damage, doesn't even get assists when I + the jungler go all in on the enemy because she's pinging obnoxiously. Then is like "fuck Idfc kys %%%." There's like no way on this earth you were a legitimate P2 player, and there's no way you can be this fucking ignorant + at that rank + this bad. The only person out of all my games I played down there that actually took a step back and was like "woah, this guy is trying to help me. I should listen." Was an enemy adc I rolled on. As for my team . . . well, my Sona is dying to wolves. My Ezreal is busy dying 1v5 in the enemy base bitching about anything and everything and my mid is busy afk in mid /all chatting about how bad her team is dying to minions. Any and all attempts at trying to round them up to do stuff is met with "kys fu %%% boosted trash u so shit end yo life slit your throat fu." So I don't know. I think Dynamic queue more or less destroyed the entire ranked ladder this season since all the trash is coming back down insanely hard.
: I got promoted to Kitchen Manager/ Head Chef today
Um. I don't care what is and isn't required by state. IF you don't have a recorded + documented final cooking temperature, you deserve to be shut down regardless. I'm actually sick of going into a restaurant's back area and having to explain why X + X has to be at 165 and not 135 for fucking timing convenience to a bunch of fucking morons. And then they wonder why people aren't coming back there. Clearly isn't food poisoning. he he ecks dee. {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} And no, I'm not going to trust the word of some back alley dipshit who got his cooking experience + sanitation procedures from some guy selling meth in said back alley that my food is properly cooked at said temps + done said way and wasn't the meat that's been sitting under a table on a greasy dirty floor for the last 5 days. As for the other stuff, that's a shame.
Rioter Comments
ZaDahaka11 (EUNE)
: Riot stole 2 characters from Legend of Korra, and yet for some reason, no one sued them!
Your name is a rip off from Starcraft. Why are you even talking.
Jikker (NA)
: 1.5 hours left in 2016 on the East Coast
You can play LoL with me if you want.
: The Assassin update aimed at reducing the time it took to kill people
I really don't want to go back to tank Rengar meta. But then idk, I suppose I've hated every single meta there has been in this game so far, and I'm not particularly fond of seeing Caitlyn every game.
nami tf (NA)
: How OP would Camille be in URF?
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=00010000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T23:47:16.236+0000) > > I'll take the Ahri main reddit page with elusiveferret and other higher elo players who go there exclusively over GD. > > And you keep referring to Ahri as complete shit and not the build, which are two different things. This conversation is fucking pointless if you're going to bother doing that. Not wasting my time on you :). You're apparently just bad at reading. Which makes sense you usually have your head up your ass anyways.
> [{quoted}](name=Brush Patrol,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=000100000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T23:50:16.369+0000) > > You're apparently just bad at reading. Which makes sense you usually have your head up your ass anyways. Yes, totes. So very far :). Byebye.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=000100000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T23:29:26.891+0000) > > You know I just had this discussion a little while ago with Spork before he became convinced it was a good build after trying it out. I've seen hextech items built on her, from an outside perspective it didn't seem any better. And who cares if Spork is convinced. > > > His MidFekar account had Ahri games on it, and he always built GLP. On top of that, he just recently used the build in competitive as well. What game. I mean Bjergsen considers ahri complete shit for competitive so I assume the game either didn't mean much or it was against a weak team. Faker played Galio in competitive and it didn't mean diddly squat. > > > http://puu.sh/t793q/1cc6663fcc.jpg 4 games over 4 months. > > > What's this. Fakers using a build set up similar to mine :O. GEE GOLLY WILLICKUHS And pros have been building protobelt on Eve since the nerfs despite it being dumpster tier. Seldom played champions (by pros) get seldomly decent theory crafting. > > Also what's this!?!?!? > > https://www.reddit.com/r/AhriMains/comments/5jph82/random_idiot_ahri_player_discussion/ > > > My own reddit post isn't being downvoted into oblivion by all the Ahri one tricks out there? People are actually liking my build??!?!?!? :O Gee golly willuckuhs, must have fuck all knowledge about anything. lol reddit
> [{quoted}](name=Brush Patrol,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=0001000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T23:37:40.366+0000) > > I've seen hextech items built on her, from an outside perspective it didn't seem any better. And who cares if Spork is convinced. > > > What game. I mean Bjergsen considers ahri complete shit for competitive so I assume the game either didn't mean much or it was against a weak team. Faker played Galio in competitive and it didn't mean diddly squat. > > 4 games over 4 months. > > And pros have been building protobelt on Eve since the nerfs despite it being dumpster tier. Seldom played champions (by pros) get seldomly decent theory crafting. > > lol reddit I'll take the Ahri main reddit page with elusiveferret and other higher elo players who go there exclusively over GD. And you keep referring to Ahri as complete shit and not the build, which are two different things. This conversation is fucking pointless if you're going to bother doing that. Not wasting my time on you :).
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T21:52:46.511+0000) > > Me after experimenting with morellos + GLP for countless games. > > On top of that Faker exclusively uses the GLP build. Yeh he's been spamming the shit out of Ahri https://puu.sh/t77ll/8a4e094bfb.png
> [{quoted}](name=Brush Patrol,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=00010000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T22:43:55.139+0000) > > Yeh he's been spamming the shit out of Ahri > > https://puu.sh/t77ll/8a4e094bfb.png You know I just had this discussion a little while ago with Spork before he became convinced it was a good build after trying it out. His MidFekar account had Ahri games on it, and he always built GLP. On top of that, he just recently used the build in competitive as well. http://puu.sh/t793q/1cc6663fcc.jpg What's this. Fakers using a build set up similar to mine :O. GEE GOLLY WILLICKUHS Also what's this!?!?!? https://www.reddit.com/r/AhriMains/comments/5jph82/random_idiot_ahri_player_discussion/ My own reddit post isn't being downvoted into oblivion by all the Ahri one tricks out there? People are actually liking my build??!?!?!? :O Gee golly willuckuhs, must have fuck all knowledge about anything.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HMM7Qgqa,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-12-31T11:53:35.714+0000) > > http://puu.sh/t6I5t/c15cf1666f.jpg > > After > > 3 ad TFS. > > 1 AD Ziggs. > > 2 singed support jungles. > > an over abundance of boosted players. > > an over abundance of INT feeding autofillers > > 2 Feeding swains > > countless 1/15/1Yasuos/Rivens/Caitlyns/Lucians/Tryndameres > > 6 AFKERS > > A never ending supply of master/challenger smurfs on both teams. > > I am now finally. > > A plat 4 shitter. Despite this place being over ran with d3+ players-Master/challengers jacking off on their smurfs so the games are horribly one sided. Sounds like the enemy team really wanted you to win.
> [{quoted}](name=Sky of Smiles,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HMM7Qgqa,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2016-12-31T22:00:26.214+0000) > > Sounds like the enemy team really wanted you to win. http://puu.sh/t76z0/afd26855a3.jpg Quite the opposite. They were all on my team.
Jikker (NA)
: Plat sounds like Silver only worse cause people expect you to be amazing at the game. At least in Silver you can say "I'm Silver Trash, what'd ya expect?"
> [{quoted}](name=Jikker,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HMM7Qgqa,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-31T19:58:08.839+0000) > > Plat sounds like Silver only worse cause people expect you to be amazing at the game. At least in Silver you can say "I'm Silver Trash, what'd ya expect?" The sad part is. A good chunk of plat right now is D5-D3 with a sprinkle of master/challenger smurfs. But it's kind of weird because I also see a lot of g5-p1 borders. All of the matches are really inconsistent and snowbally.
: don't post in gameplay they'll cal you boosted
> [{quoted}](name=King of Mongoose,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HMM7Qgqa,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-12-31T20:00:05.546+0000) > > don't post in gameplay they'll cal you boosted I get downvote spammed and called boosted pre' regularly in gameplay. It's pretty funny because when I mentioned Kindred would be really weak after all the nerfs I got like 50 downvotes + never ending boosted hate, etc. And now 4 months later they're crying that Kindred is too weak. It's pretty great.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-12-31T05:17:26.356+0000) > > Um, hextech Ahri is pry the strongest Ahri out there. So. According to who?
> [{quoted}](name=Brush Patrol,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T17:02:16.395+0000) > > According to who? Me after experimenting with morellos + GLP for countless games. On top of that Faker exclusively uses the GLP build.
: Just a reminder Darius has nudged his way back into the meta.
He's been meta for a while now. He goes stormraiders + flash + ghost and basically just runs at you. He's a better Mundo at this point.
Rioter Comments
: master yi just dived me past my first tier and 2nd tier towers when he Q ontop me under t2 i exhausted him and he only had his razor jungler item thing and a bf sword. killed me while exhausted and then ran out after taking 5 tower shots and used his meditate.
> [{quoted}](name=All Skillzz,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=XRnLAjs4,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2016-12-31T10:34:02.576+0000) > > master yi just dived me past my first tier and 2nd tier towers when he Q ontop me under t2 i exhausted him and he only had his razor jungler item thing and a bf sword. killed me while exhausted and then ran out after taking 5 tower shots and used his meditate. I mean, Olaf can do the same thing, only chase you all the way through base and kill you at spawn and recall in your base.
: How do you deal with a jungler who doesn't gank?
I'm curious how annie is a hard match up for Ziggs when you can press Q from 3,000 range and farm a whole minion wave. Ziggs sitting with a 55% wr overall and a 54% winrate against Annie. Darn, I'm curious what a bad match up for him is x3.
: i kind of hope they nerf that item soon, it's always like this, they release something new, it's completely busted and like 2-3 laners use it at a time, it goes on for fucking months, and then they gut it never to be seen again
> [{quoted}](name=WE WUZ KANGS,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AIruqVjI,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-31T07:06:18.952+0000) > > i kind of hope they nerf that item soon, it's always like this, they release something new, it's completely busted and like 2-3 laners use it at a time, it goes on for fucking months, and then they gut it never to be seen again I'm more amused why this build gets to exist. {{item:2033}} {{item:1082}} {{item:1082}} {{item:1082}} {{item:1082}} {{item:3009}}
: Redemption is half as effective after each use
> [{quoted}](name=Anthora,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AIruqVjI,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-31T06:59:25.402+0000) > > Redemption is half as effective after each use It can be half effective. It doesn't really matter when it provides armor/MR buffs + gets an extra 20% enhancement because of item choices as well + provides true damage against the enemy team. That's an extra 400+ healing + true damage regardless of the debuff + all the armor + MR.
Rioter Comments
: who inflated her ego tho? her or her agent :^)
> [{quoted}](name=Alaron Mercer,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=ioiOgMVL,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-31T06:00:21.191+0000) > > who inflated her ego tho? her or her agent :^) Probably both because she was getting some ridiculous salaries + contracts. Hell, she got a complementary 50,000 dollar bonus for losing.
Rioter Comments
: is that rengar adc with tf support or yasuo adc with tf support lol.
> [{quoted}](name=All Skillzz,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-31T05:07:08.512+0000) > > is that rengar adc with tf support or yasuo adc with tf support lol. Yasuo locked in Yasuo into a Malph and was like "I only know how to play Riven. GL."
: Hextech Ahri C'mon dude.
> [{quoted}](name=Surfer Ashe,realm=OCE,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-31T05:14:25.873+0000) > > Hextech Ahri > > C'mon dude. Um, hextech Ahri is pry the strongest Ahri out there. So.
: is that rengar adc with tf support or yasuo adc with tf support lol.
> [{quoted}](name=All Skillzz,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=qLu1ktQT,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-31T05:07:08.512+0000) > > is that rengar adc with tf support or yasuo adc with tf support lol. rengar adc with tf support.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T04:22:26.676+0000) > > Negative. I just collect free LP and drink wine with your mother. so do you prefer when he dresses up like cait or leblanc
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T04:23:28.686+0000) > > so do you prefer when he dresses up like cait or leblanc I don't know. What do you prefer? I'm 90% certain you have a secret desire to sleep with Yenn
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T03:37:51.459+0000) > > Nah, he goes Caitlyn/Kennen/Leblanc, and then I pick > > {{champion:56}} and kill him multiple times + collect free LP oh so what you're saying is he dresses up like a girl and then you bang him
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T03:54:32.418+0000) > > oh so what you're saying is he dresses up like a girl and then you bang him Negative. I just collect free LP and drink wine with your mother.
Rioter Comments
: I'm in series again XD
In my dank series again. Oh look http://puu.sh/t6qjX/257d0ddb9f.jpg ecks fucking deeee. Another AD TF.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=00000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:27:38.097+0000) > > Yenn isn't good enough for me. I turned him down after I beat him multiple times in game. oh so you roleplay with him is he your support and you beat him for not warding enough
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:29:49.889+0000) > > oh so you roleplay with him > > is he your support and you beat him for not warding enough Nah, he goes Caitlyn/Kennen/Leblanc, and then I pick {{champion:56}} and kill him multiple times + collect free LP
: Nice tank xd
> [{quoted}](name=JayLord,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:35:50.053+0000) > > Nice tank xd Our Alistar went full AP because ecks dee.
: was the 1-12 yasuo top :P
> [{quoted}](name=All Skillzz,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:40:05.577+0000) > > was the 1-12 yasuo top :P No, it was a master smurf Tryndamere bitching about anything and everything after he died turret diving a Riven 4 times, falling behind by 5 levels, and then complaining that I only ganked him 4 times instead of 99 times despite their jungler having never even looked at top all game. I guess I was supposed to quite literally jerk off in his lane and just hang out in lane for 15 minutes letting the other jungler take all of my camps + do fuck all.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:14:22.207+0000) > > I said as she pours another glass of wine. Not, "As I rail her from the back." Now that we've confirmed you think about banging your own mother. I can see why she considers you a disappointment. do you disappoint yenn in bed
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:23:10.077+0000) > > do you disappoint yenn in bed Yenn isn't good enough for me. I turned him down after I beat him multiple times in game.
RexSaur (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=sbHP2Wvy,comment-id=0014,timestamp=2016-12-29T10:38:56.676+0000) > > Because Lux has 0 mobility X3. > > {{summoner:6}} {{summoner:4}} I love all these 0 mobilityexcuse memes when every fucking mid laner with "no mobility" runs ghost + flash and are virtually ungankable. > > Or my absolute favorite. > > {{champion:13}} Has no mobility or escapes. {{summoner:6}} {{summoner:4}} If running away at 900 movement speed with a snare + a spammable 1k nuke doesn't work, and he gets into a situation where he can no longer 1v4 under two turrets he just pushes {{item:3157}} and teleports away and there's literally nothing anyone can do about it x3. It's balanced as fuck. To be honest ghost is not very good on lux because her CDs are too high so her sustained dmg is far lower than someone like syndra or cass or ryze (so theres really no point in taking ghost since you dont wanna kite around with it like those can, you just wanna stay from as far as possible and throw some spells). Its better to go barrier or exhaust.
> [{quoted}](name=RexSaur,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=sbHP2Wvy,comment-id=00140000,timestamp=2016-12-31T02:07:32.121+0000) > > To be honest ghost is not very good on lux because her CDs are too high so her sustained dmg is far lower than someone like syndra or cass or ryze (so theres really no point in taking ghost since you dont wanna kite around with it like those can, you just wanna stay from as far as possible and throw some spells). > > Its better to go barrier or exhaust. Every high elo player pre' much exclusively take ghost + flash on basically every mid except for like . . . 3 mid champs. Sometimes, on a very very rare moment they'll take exhaust against very particular match ups.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T01:35:52.062+0000) > > Nah, that's what your mother tells me as she pours another glass of wine. my mom is pretty old, that's a gross fetish you got going on there bud
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T01:45:30.553+0000) > > my mom is pretty old, that's a gross fetish you got going on there bud I said as she pours another glass of wine. Not, "As I rail her from the back." Now that we've confirmed you think about banging your own mother. I can see why she considers you a disappointment.
: > [{quoted}](name=CaptnJakSparrow,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T01:19:22.490+0000) > > Your mother's only bigger disappointment than you is the fact she'll never know what it's like to get a flag handed to her. is that what you tell yenn every night before you smash him
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-12-31T01:32:10.991+0000) > > is that what you tell yenn every night before you smash him Nah, that's what your mother tells me as she pours another glass of wine.
Alphard (NA)
: http://puu.sh/t6iKk/16addd0883.jpg[/img] http://puu.sh/t6iLm/09c70c43bd.jpg[/img] and they say people stop feeding the higher u go
> [{quoted}](name=Alphard,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-31T01:07:53.896+0000) > > http://puu.sh/t6iKk/16addd0883.jpg[/img] > > http://puu.sh/t6iLm/09c70c43bd.jpg[/img] > > and they say people stop feeding the higher u go It's pretty great right?
: you and yenn would make a cute couple
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KzEEiOEs,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-31T01:05:46.465+0000) > > you and yenn would make a cute couple Your mother's only bigger disappointment than you is the fact she'll never know what it's like to get a flag handed to her.
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: I legit think Camille is the first champion in this game with an almost zero compromise kit...
You forgot that that the first part of her mobility spell is a targeted pull so she can get away from relatively any gank/bad situation because pulls cannot be countered whereas dashes can. She also becomes untargetable during the channel of her ulti, so she can negate burst combos/strong CCS just by pressing it at the right time, and the second part of her dash has higher built in priority to everyone elses dashes/escapes/initiations/blahblahblah so her dash will **always** cancel everyone elses kits/stop people/stun them. Because you know, just in case she ever gets caught out, or has to fight strong burst champs x3. After playing against Camille several times now, the only actual way to beat Camille is by getting extremely fed and shitting on her team, because even when Camille is 0/7/1 all she needs is triforce and she can still 1v1 just about anything, even if she's down 3 levels. Once she gets two items there really isn't much she can't 1v1. I think this is without a doubt the worst case of power creep I've seen in a long time because she has the best case scenario in every match up, and in every tool of her kit. Honestly, the only thing keeping her from being 100% pick ban, even after the 800 incoming nerfs ((IF she doesn't, and we get a repeat of Graves I reckon what little player base is left will straight leave)) is the fact the second part of her dash isn't a blink. IF it was a blink she'd be without a doubt a champion that the only reason you'd ever lose with is because someone came in to your house and shot you in the face, and even then you'd probably still win as your body twitches all over the keyboard and nets you a pentakill. Because then she'd have absolutely 0 weakness in her kit, whereas currently she only has 2. 1. On the extremely off chance, you can negate the second part of her gap-closer/ult with a very small pool of champions. 2. If a champion like Yi is extremely ridiculously fed he can basically yolo her face in. But once you factor in teams that weakness doesn't realistically exist. Thus, she only has 1 weakness in her entire kit, and it boils down to if she **lets** you exploit it because it's up to her miss playing to let you lol. So if she's played at 100% efficiency she has 0 weaknesses.
: If you could be any Pokemon, what would you be?
: ye i started silver 1, from plat 2 mmr, and the games down here are extremely snowbally and anti-fun. then there are the lee sin and vi and hecarim and irelia smurfs who just murder everyone.
> [{quoted}](name=All Skillzz,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=2dvH31av,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2016-12-29T15:54:24.201+0000) > > ye i started silver 1, from plat 2 mmr, and the games down here are extremely snowbally and anti-fun. > then there are the lee sin and vi and hecarim and irelia smurfs who just murder everyone. I'm busy watching the "p2" top laners stack negatrons and have 0 boots going 0/9/0. The amount of boosted monkeys from last year are really starting to show themselves lol. "He's just having a bad game. He's still better than you silver trash." "Why can your P2 friend stacking negatron cloaks not talk to the D3 peak jungle smurf telling him how to play his apparent main champion. Is he too busy gargling your dick because if he says anything the boost will show?" "He's not boosted you're toxic." "I'm not toxic, I'm asking him legitimate questions and telling him how to win the fucking lane and you're too busy getting butt hurt to figure out that you're actually trash and should listen to me instead escalating the situation and pissing me off :|." The vast majority of my smurf games so far are carrying "p3-1" fucking monkeys building absolutely terribly, farming terribly, with wrong runes and masteries running around like little brain damaged children that are partially blind and have developed obnoxious little attitudes from being spoiled their entire life out of pity. I had to 12/1/10 on Reksai just to get the stupid jinx and her stupid duo to realize a game was winnable because she was too busy jerking her and her duo off about it being "gg" because she died two times and I really need to camp her, otherwise there's no way we'll ever win x3. She's not even paying attention to the fact I have 180 cs as a jungler in 17 mins, and the closest person to me in cs is 70, and their jungler has 15 cs and is level 6, and I'm level 13. But don't worry, at the end of the game the 1/8/4 Jinx with 13,000 damage to my 45,000 made sure I know I'm trash and should kms for being such a shitty silver player x3 and I'll never see the light of plat. EVER. IN MUH LIFE LIKE HER x3.
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: why does lux kill me faster than an assassin
Because Lux has 0 mobility X3. {{summoner:6}} {{summoner:4}} I love all these 0 mobilityexcuse memes when every fucking mid laner with "no mobility" runs ghost + flash and are virtually ungankable. Or my absolute favorite. {{champion:13}} Has no mobility or escapes. {{summoner:6}} {{summoner:4}} If running away at 900 movement speed with a snare + a spammable 1k nuke doesn't work, and he gets into a situation where he can no longer 1v4 under two turrets he just pushes {{item:3157}} and teleports away and there's literally nothing anyone can do about it x3. It's balanced as fuck.
: picking jhin in bronze should be a bannable offence
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