Eedat (NA)
: Dude this isn't some sort of new logic. This is the absolute most _**basic**_, low-effort internet troll logic repeated the billionth time. It's been repeated so many times because no matter how often it's used or how blatantly obvious it is, 99% of people will fall for this zero effort bait to this day. Step 1, find something about the person you want to piss off (preferably something out of their control) to pick at. Race, gender, nationality, weight, occupation, appearance, etc. In the gaming realm KDA, rank, in your case level, main, mistake, etc. Step 2, essentially say "haha ur bad/stupid/inferior because X". In the broader terms of the internet there are a million things to pick at. Just pick one and give them the good old "haha ur bad/stupid/inferior because X". Just keep picking at that one point while ignoring any rebuttal. "haha ur bad because X!" "Hey! X doesnt make me bad! "Yes it does. Haha ur bad because X!" "How does X make me bad? "haha ur bad because X!" "What proof do you have that X makes me bad?" "haha ur bad because X!" "yOuR aN iDiOt!!!! I aLrEaDy SaId wHy X dOeSn'T mAkE mE bAd!!!!!" "haha ur bad because X!" "OMG YOU'RE A MORON!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE THIS STUPID REEEEE!!!!" "haha ur bad because X!" Just keep going and you will succeed in pissing 99% of people off while expending practically zero effort or thought. It's 2019 people. The internet has been around for a bit now. Gotta stop feeding the absolute most basic of trolls
> [{quoted}](name=Eedat,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=u6RP1kEd,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-09-15T21:38:11.910+0000) > Just keep going and you will succeed in pissing 99% of people off while expending practically zero effort or thought. They seem a lot more pissed off about the whole thing than I am. I'm just like "Ummm... what?" And it's starting to get old.
: I'm more pissed off about the level30 diamond smurfs everywhere. You get matched against a smurf cuzz matchmaking decided you should lose. So you die. A lot. And then the level30 smurf on your team is the raging asshole wishing death on your family cuzz you are 0/3.... and it doesn't matter one bit because they buy a new account when their elo goes up. Or even worse the smurf on your team has no money to buy a new account and your game is the one he ints to stay in the elo while the smurf on enemy team rolls you. Every 2nd game in silver/gold has plats and diamonds playing them... fine you're the better no life asshole. We get it fuck off.
> [{quoted}](name=Thunderneedle,realm=EUW,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=u6RP1kEd,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-09-15T21:09:46.529+0000) > > I'm more pissed off about the level30 diamond smurfs everywhere. That is certainly annoying too, and any time there's been any kind of questionnaire from Riot I've always said that smurfs are the main reason why the game is currently inaccessible to new players.
: Normal matchmaking is a bunch of bullshit
People get sooooooooooooo toxic in normals because of the horrible matchmaking too. They think "lelelelelel I'm gonna poop on these kids" and find themselves against much higher level players who they not only can't abuse but who punish every totally blatantly stupid thing they do, and they start blaming their team.
l MrD l (NA)
: Oh no pyke got caught ....
And that's one of many reasons why Pyke will never be in any game I play because I will ban him every time. Which I'm free to do now that they're nerfing Yuumi.
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: Started spectating during Morde's ult. Guess what can get stuck in the Death Realm?
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: RUNETERRA IS FLAT!!
If it were flat, Yuumi would have knocked everything off of it by now.
: help me come up with a catch phrase
I've always wondered if people in the south or midwest (wherever pulled pork is a thing) ever say "That really pulls my pork!" when they're impressed or approve wholeheartedly. Along the lines of "going whole hog" and "our goose is cooked".
: Why are skin borders more expensive than damn ultimate skins?
Hey! Borders are serious business! They let everyone know that you aren't messing around during those crucial few minutes when everyone's taking advantage of the chance to go to the bathroom, put their kid to bed, or get more coffee.
Áery (NA)
: Hi Riot, has your fetish for damage made your forget about exhaust?
LOL I remember when I used to take exhaust. Now I laugh when people take it and wonder where they've been the past year.
: Kayle is scary
Her type in TFT should be DEMON. And srsly back when you saw those eyes peering out at you from behind the helmet it was disturbing AF.
abca98 (EUW)
: Everytime the moderators come to delete names in a rant post, I think about this.
I can understand why on other websites they don't want discussion in forums to devolve into nothing back-and-forth shaming, but HERE that is one of the dumbest policies and biggest wastes of time ever when ranked match history is SUPPOSED to be on public record.
Hwke94 (NA)
: Yuumi is unfun to play against.
I was excited when I heard there was going to be a new champion who was really, seriously a cat, not just tantamount to a cat or turning into a cat. An actual cat. Then I learned that Yuumi doesn't even move on her own. The endless poke and panic-button ult that is effective even when used extremely haphazardly are indeed annoying.
Rockman (NA)
: I love Pangolier
Praying mantises are actually more closely genetically related to cockroaches than any other kind of insect. Walking sticks are way off on another branch (no pun intended).
LaceUpXX (NA)
: Reason #1 we need a soloQ
It would be so easy to do. Make solo queue really seriously SOLO and let flex be the garbage mode where everyone gets boosted by smurfs. Why on earth haven't they done it yet?
: which is better for the game. Buffing weak champions or nerfing strong champions.
Were I an all powerful being, I would use the most OP champions as the benchmark, then buff everyone else accordingly. Then nerf ITEMS if need be.
: I want a cat
I love catters, but I feel like I'm already barely able to take care of myself. And people in my line of work need to be ready to up and relocate who knows where literally at a moment's notice. The thought of having a cat and then not being sure whether I'd be able to take it with me wherever I might have to go next is more terrifying than anything.
: I ship Morgana and Pantheon now.
The battle between Morgana and Kayle begins: https://www.deviantart.com/visual-n/art/No-Cookies-for-Kayle-302893671
Rioter Comments
: What if you were trapped in a forest maze? And being chased by League's horrorific Champions?
Twitch. He would say "Hold still! My eyes are on the side of my head!" But I'd stay in front of him and keep running.
: When you ask for advice to climb in ranked
Bugog (NA)
: {{item:3107}} is the most overrated item on the boards. The fight is usually well beyond won or lost before the active hits, and the crap stats that are on it are what riot has to put on support items to keep solo laners from taking them.
> [{quoted}](name=Bugog,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=8fQme1Ni,comment-id=000000010001,timestamp=2019-08-17T20:47:16.441+0000) > > {{item:3107}} is the most overrated item on the boards. The fight is usually well beyond won or lost before the active hits, and the crap stats that are on it are what riot has to put on support items to keep solo laners from taking them. Every now and then it snatches victory from the jaws of defeated with its active. But it's amazing that it actually made a significant difference when it does. I mostly just get it with ardent and/or Mikael's to further boost shield/heal power.
: Wards were limited by gold. Spend more on wards? Slow down snowball. Slow down snowball? Longer more strategic games. There _was_ a ward limit, and it was dependent on how much gold you could blow on the wards before you started to hinder your own progress.
> [{quoted}](name=Pierce The Veal,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=8fQme1Ni,comment-id=000700000000,timestamp=2019-08-17T19:09:47.355+0000) > > Wards were limited by gold. Spend more on wards? Slow down snowball. Slow down snowball? Longer more strategic games. There _was_ a ward limit, and it was dependent on how much gold you could blow on the wards before you started to hinder your own progress. I understand why they wanted to make vision more of a team effort, where the team that made the best group effort would have the upper hand, rather than it just being the support's job to ward literally everything (though a lot of people still have that attitude and don't seem to understand just how limited any one player's ability to control vision is now).
: I miss Ruby Sightstone, the Item CDR was so nice to have :((
> [{quoted}](name=Freeza with an I,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=8fQme1Ni,comment-id=000b,timestamp=2019-08-17T20:14:10.747+0000) > > I miss Ruby Sightstone, the Item CDR was so nice to have :(( And 400 HP on top of what you might get from your other support item.
: I miss {{item:2056}} and the absence of a ward limit
> [{quoted}](name=Pierce The Veal,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=8fQme1Ni,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2019-08-17T18:43:15.290+0000) > > I miss {{item:2056}} and the absence of a ward limit I can understand the ward limit. But the all out war on vision starting around season 6 has been pure cancer.
Liszten (EUW)
: Smurfs are becoming a problem
Smurfs have completely destroyed matchmaking and the integrity of ranked play, and have been the #1 reason why the game has not been accessible to new players for a long time. Yet the best Riot can do is mention in passing that they "frown" on smurfing.
: As a Main Support, I REALLY miss Frost Queen, Talisman of Ascencion and Face of The Mountain
Season 4/5 Talisman of the Ascension was the best item ever. I had so much success with Soraka and that item back in the lost golden age of ruby sightstone, tier 3 boots, and greater totems.
Zac x Me (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Jerry SeinfeId,realm=EUW,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=uLnZaHAU,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-08-08T21:19:20.968+0000) > > good, fuck their voice over when they're together. I had to mute all voices with most of the recent VU's and champ releases, it's so disgusting. Can't even play Morgana anymore.
> [{quoted}](name=Zac x Me,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=uLnZaHAU,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2019-08-08T21:52:34.014+0000) > > I had to mute all voices with most of the recent VU's and champ releases, it's so disgusting. > Can't even play Morgana anymore. Well, Morgana did need more lines, but... I don't think they realize that more isn't always better and it actually suits some characters better not to be constantly blitherblathering.
Rioter Comments
: Does anyone on the lore team have any ideas for Sona, at all?
Eventually, the lore team will realize this whole DEMECIA RLY HATEZZZ TEH MAGICKZZZZ HRGBLRHGLBHGH thing was a huge mistake and makes no sense considering what Demacians in the game actually do (necessary though it may have been to make Sylas and their new story for Lux work) and have to retcon everything again into something more nuanced (for example: Demacians talk a lot of trash about black magic and witchcraft when it's used for subversive purposes, but don't seem to mind magic at all when they're using it to steamroller their enemies, even if that means some collateral damage and civilian casualties). Maybe they'll have a clearer idea what to do with Sona and it'll be safe to make her more of a part of what's happening in the world then.
: For the love of god please remove promos
Promos are supposed to make you feel like you're competing in a championship. They don't. They're just a huge pain in the ass.
: then these e-girl supports will finally show their true iron colors
> [{quoted}](name=BeastDaArv,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=PVec4Rhc,comment-id=000b,timestamp=2019-08-04T18:10:30.408+0000) > > then these e-girl supports will finally show their true iron colors Supports? They all play mid and AD. (and their duo is either support or jungle)
: I'm pretty sure resources means server space
> [{quoted}](name=DeadUnborn,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=6O3AXO63,comment-id=000300000001,timestamp=2019-08-03T13:26:56.264+0000) > > I'm pretty sure resources means server space This. I really doubt that they've actually had anyone "working" on Twisted Treeline even nominally for the past few years. When they said they would never do Hexakill again "because it doesn't work with the new client" (lolwut?) I'm pretty sure that was shorthand for "We've given up on Twisted Treeline, but we're going to wait a while for it to become increasingly vestigial and hope that nobody will notice it's gone when we remove it."
Seenan (NA)
: Hard Reset Ranked preferable? Solo Queue actually solo?
Making solo queue really seriously SOLO by disallowing duos would alleviate a lot of the problems caused by smurfs and bad matchmaking in general. A ranked hard reset has been in order ever since the season 6 disaster.
: No Riot, I will definitely not recommend the game to anyone at this point.
Every time there's been a poll I've done my best to explain why the new player experience will never be anything but absolutely horrible under the current conditions. Most primarily because new players can expect to play with and against IP farming bots and flaming smurfs rather than fellow new players. Also because low MMR play isn't quite the wild west it once was and, unless you're a smurf ROFL-stomping noobs with a troll build for the lulz, a LOT is expected of players now in terms of knowledge of roles and builds even in low iron. New players who are trying to find their own way, exploring different items and strategies, not realizing that this isn't actually allowed and not having received any formal introduction to the basics they're expected to know unless through a third party, will be flamed to all hell. Constantly being told what to do and then being flamed for not doing it well enough doesn't fall in line with most people's idea of fun. So many people have said "no, thank you" when I told them they should give League a try just because they've heard that's what it's like.
: It's not matchmaking, it's Riot's system not banning people who grief in games. It's far too lenient on everyone.
> [{quoted}](name=General Esdeath ,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=Trzz0Nf6,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2019-07-28T04:33:30.921+0000) > > It's not matchmaking, it's Riot's system not banning people who grief in games. It's far too lenient on everyone. They get banned.............. eventually. The problem is then they just make a new account and do all the same bullshit for 60-70 more games before they get banned again. Rito needs to start setting MMRs to 0 as punishment for being douchenozzles rather than banning accounts.
: I can't connect to the game
Eventually they're going to have to stop blaming this on Avast and realize it's happening to everyone.
C104k (NA)
: The DC's you're currently invesagating.
I run AVG not Avast and I'm having the same problem.
Neko Senpai (EUNE)
: [CRASH] RECONECTING AFTER GAME STARTS
Am using AVG not Avast and having the same problem.
: Can someone tell me what's wrong in this picture?
Summoner's Rift??? (if I deserve a cookie now, sugar or peanut butter would be most preferable)
: matchmaking is very fun
Trolls shouldn't get banned. They just make new accounts and troll 50-70 more games before they finally get in trouble for it and get banned again and make another new account. Trolls should have their MMR taken down to 0.
: Ahris ears?
I'm pretty sure she has four ears. The better to hear you with, my dear. Granted, no one has ever actually seen the ones that would be under her hair...
: In Platinum I see roughly the same 10 champs banned every game.
It is absolutely hilarious that people keep banning Morgana because she got a VGU and a nerf while Vayne and Riven are on the loose under the current circumstances.
Nhika (NA)
: BRING BACK RANKED TEAMSSSS
: Riot should do something about the amount of smurfers.
Just getting duos out of "solo" queue would solve most of the problems with smurf-related demolition of matchmaking and the competitive integrity of ranked play that we've all witnessed.
NoPaxt (NA)
: Mission: Prove Yer Worth bugged?
Wasn't giving me credit at first either. Fortunately it did when I logged back in later.
: Got ass handed to me by Yasuo but pissed at windwalls hitbox.
I don't get why people keep saying Yasuo is a high skillcap champion. He's completely braindead. Mostly because his W is a sphere of invulnerability to everything that can be used as a panic button whenever he might get punished for playing super aggressively.
Rioter Comments
: Why does rank still have duo q when there is flex ?
Yeah, get duos out of solo queue. Why were they ever there in the first place? Let flex be the garbage mode where everyone gets boosted by smurfs.
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