: What number am I thinking of
I am disappointed that 42 is not a valid choice Why are you not thinking of the total atomic mass off all known molecules in the universe. Where you never asked what 6x7 is? Do you not know of our lord and savior Deep Thought?
: Low Health Enemy: "Oh, I'd better move left to hide behind my teammate!" Enemy Teammate: "Oh, I'd better move right to body block!" \**Both move enough that the gap is on the opposite side now\** *An Enemy Has Been Slain!*
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Rioter Comments
: All Support players are inters - prove me wrong, but show your work!
Careful, that 0/10 powerspike on Yasuo is nothing to scoff at
: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BewitchedRelievedFly-size_restricted.gif
https://i.imgur.com/I3ybLyz.gifv
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=00080000000000000000,timestamp=2018-10-01T19:52:37.098+0000) It looked at him shining a curious light from its being. **"Oh? A ho-man, uh, human. Don't see many homan scientists 'round here. You must be new kind of homan."** It followed him with its body as he looked to the left, slightly disappointed at the lack of points of interests. **Yes, you young. I was young too. Not homan, but young.** it let out a short 'hehe' like sound as he described himself as soft if only one could test that... It looked to the gauntlet as he 'gestured' to it circling it yet again seemingly puzzled by the concept, it reminded it of the greenfather of the forest whos skin was bark and growths that grew on him. But this 'thing' on the human's was silent, dead. It didn't vibrate with nature despite coming from it. **"Oh ok. Metal."** It seemed unconvinced but didn't press the issue. His question made it pause, a chime noise to fill the silence as it thought long and hard about its response. **"This one is Vastayashai'rei!"** _"Kid, don't bother the spirit."_ Xayah had steeped out of hiding approaching rather slowly from behind. _"You heard me, shoo."_ She made a 'shooing' motion at the spirit who stubbornly remained in place. _"Fine, stick around. What do I care."_ Looking at the human she crossed her arms, two feather daggers resting in her grip. _"You mind telling me why you are trying to grill a spirit? We ain't posts of verbal lore you know. _
> [{quoted}](name=Starborn Xayah,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=000800000000000000000000,timestamp=2018-10-15T15:07:43.998+0000) > _Benjamin nodded, noting the responses before turning to the Vastayan. It bore avian features, and seemed quite fierce in nature._ "Grill?" _That a was a form of cooking, but based on context clues it seemed to bare another meaning_ "If you're referring to my inquiries, I'm simply gathering my own observations, and I've yet to ask anything of your stories..." _He looked back to the spirit_ "Are you two related?" _He asked. Though he doubted it, the term it used, " Vastayashai'rei" bore the root word ,"Vastaya", which gave the idea some credence_
Rioter Comments
: I guess Akali got you with her E?
And if her W wasn't what it was, running to my tower might mean something.
Rioter Comments
: If you nerf jax, you can kill two birds with one stone
So what you're saying is that Nerfing Jax will inadvertently buff Malphite which will inadvertently nerf Xayah and Rakan? I can see where you're coming from, but the logic seems a bit rocky. Joke aside I do think Jax is in need of some nerfs, but if they do decide to do that they will need to watch champs who he was naturally strong against to see if they do end up getting out of control.
Teémò (NA)
: You could say he was "unaware" {{sticker:sg-kiko}}
Rioter Comments
: "I also like to put things in quotes that don't reflect what someone said" - D357R0Y3R Let me rephrase the statement which was from the post where I was talking about why we hadn't nerfed some of the high presence champs in pro play on 8.19. Hope this is clearer for you. 1. On 8.15/8.16 Kai'sa had high presence in pro play (76%), but had more picks than bans. 2. On 8.18 we nerfed her. 3. On 8.19 we opted to not nerf her again due to the fact we'd already nerfed her since the last pro play we'd seen. 4. On 8.19 we instead buffed some champs that are considered decent against her as a low range marksman (Pyke, Thresh, Kog'maw), while nerfing some that gave her a lot of protection (Braum/Tahm Kench). We're doing some power curve shifts to Kai'sa for potentially 8.21, but it's more involved than a standard buff/nerf and not something we were going to do for 8.19. Really enjoy talking on the boards!
I respect the bravery, It takes a lot to confront criticism directly. +1 out of respect
Rioter Comments
: {{champion:9}} - I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/6/64/I_like_it.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141125020030
Rioter Comments
: I've observed this sort of thing a lot, and I have some thoughts on why. For starters, people in general like to jump on topics they agree with. "Zed is frustrating to play against" and "Zed is overpowered" are close enough points that they grab both people, and ambiguous enough that people who feel he's overpowered because X or frustrating because Y can generally agree. "Zed needs buffs and these are the buffs I'd give him," on the other hand, exposes you to downvotes from people who think he's balanced/overpowered, people who thing he's frustrating, people who just want to punch down an idea they're not fond of, people who think your changes go too far, AND people who agree with don't think you picked the RIGHT changes. It's something I'd love to see change, but I'm not really sure how you'd go about it, ultimately.
> [{quoted}](name=The Djinn,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=A2xL6X3h,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2018-10-01T13:33:00.957+0000) > > I've observed this sort of thing a lot, and I have some thoughts on why. > > For starters, people in general like to jump on topics they agree with. "Zed is frustrating to play against" and "Zed is overpowered" are close enough points that they grab both people, and ambiguous enough that people who feel he's overpowered because X or frustrating because Y can generally agree. > > "Zed needs buffs and these are the buffs I'd give him," on the other hand, exposes you to downvotes from people who think he's balanced/overpowered, people who thing he's frustrating, people who just want to punch down an idea they're not fond of, people who think your changes go too far, AND people who agree with don't think you picked the RIGHT changes. > > It's something I'd love to see change, but I'm not really sure how you'd go about it, ultimately. Would it be to generalizing to shorten it to herd mentality?
Rioter Comments
: > [{quoted}](name=TheLadyL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=000800000000,timestamp=2018-09-18T19:31:02.595+0000) > > ( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u-Cd5J2j1LdIHMjdH67-96wR0WjEPBaT5e4SdEVuSpU/edit?usp=sharing There ye be! And nothing special. Just them interacting and talking and see where things go ^^ Unless you wanted something a bit more dramatic than just talking lol) ((Hmm okay, Xayah isn't much for entertaining people, but nothing's stopping you from trying. I can start or you can start, this will likely take place in a village or a chance encounter on the road.)) > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=000800000001,timestamp=2018-09-24T11:49:30.180+0000) The wisp let out a few chimes in response to his question, its form bobbing up and down in place, not unlike a nodding motion. **"Mhm."** It said, playfully circling him around him again. **"What you be?""** It floated down to his bronze gauntlet circling around it, **"Metal man?"** Buzzing up it roughly bounced up against his arm before treating a small distance back. **"Soft for metal man."** **"Tell us. What you are."** Posed hard but with a more inquisitive line of thought the wisp was motionless as it waited to see what he would do, or say.-
> [{quoted}](name=Starborn Xayah,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=0008000000000000,timestamp=2018-10-01T14:55:50.192+0000) _Benjamin was quite interested in this curious little wisp. Perhaps it was attempting to gather information for the cellular colony, but it's playful nature seemed to perk at his own childish curiosity._ **Perhaps it would be possible to exchange information then.** _He thought to himself, once again writing down key notes and information_ "I am a human, and my profession, or job, is that of a scientist" _He looked to the left_ Well, I'm working on being a scientist, though I'm clearly more academically and practically prepared for the job..." _He mumbles some other things about unfair adults and discrimination, before catching himself mid rant and returning his attention to the wisp_ "Sorry, was on a bit of tangent, also I am soft because I'm made of, flesh." _Turning to his gauntlet, he offered a quick explanation_ "This is metal, but it's more like a tool, not part of my body but part of my life style. And what might you be?" _He asked back, already making mental critiques on his less then stellar introductions_ **It's most likely an informant cell and even if it can read my thoughts and persevere my intentions, I shouldn't make such casual conversation**
: A fair warning because I care, I'm going to tell a tale about piracy... {{champion:21}} {{summoner:14}} {{summoner:11}} {{champion:41}} {{summoner:21}} {{summoner:6}}
> [{quoted}](name=Son Golin,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=WPAAYp44,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2018-10-01T07:57:29.873+0000) > > A fair warning because I care, I'm going to tell a tale about piracy... > {{champion:21}} {{summoner:14}} {{summoner:11}} > {{champion:41}} {{summoner:21}} {{summoner:6}} I mean, he got a Winter Soldier arm and survived, so hey, sounds like a win to me.
SatomiKun (EUW)
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=y5sd4BNJ,comment-id=0013,timestamp=2018-09-30T23:31:32.208+0000) > > I eat my Pizza by Dissecting it, toppings, then cheese, then the breading and sauce, then the crust. I, too, prefer to eat my pizza the scientific way! But I also make anatomical drawings of all the parts of my pizza.
> [{quoted}](name=SatomiKun,realm=EUW,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=y5sd4BNJ,comment-id=00130000,timestamp=2018-10-01T00:12:59.201+0000) > > I, too, prefer to eat my pizza the scientific way! > But I also make anatomical drawings of all the parts of my pizza. Exquisite
: To all the Fruitcakes that put milk in before the cereal
I eat my Pizza by Dissecting it, toppings, then cheese, then the breading and sauce, then the crust.
: Thou forgoth this: http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/3eacaac8eb6131a7bd07ae3581f1824c.jpg
> [{quoted}](name=Stars Shaper,realm=EUW,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=egYeEX2I,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2018-09-30T21:05:42.562+0000) > > Thou forgoth this: > > http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/3eacaac8eb6131a7bd07ae3581f1824c.jpg clearly, and for that I am sorry.
Rioter Comments
Sukishoo (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Worst Brad Japan,realm=EUW,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=k9yz85IJ,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2018-09-30T03:07:09.063+0000) > > *By Tokens Bye Tolkiens!
> [{quoted}](name=Sukishoo,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=k9yz85IJ,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2018-09-30T03:17:25.953+0000) > > Bye Tolkiens! Hello Rowling's
: Yea it's pretty balanced watching her tower dive tanks/bruisers that are at 100% HP and killing them with little to no retaliation, and since towers do shit damage specially once her gunblade is finished. Fun times fun times
Assuming the tower even takes a shot at her _Entering the shroud renders invisible, gaining Movement speed and causing all sources of True Sight (including turrets) to grant obscured vision instead._ **LITERALLY MY LEAST FAVORITE PART**
Rioter Comments
Fasmodey (EUW)
: Ezreal Special Interactions
_Me_: Wonder if he'll have a response to Zoe? {{champion:81}}: "No Zoe, you're to old for me" _Me_ Well played Riot, well played.
: its because he has an elixir of iron, thats why hes so big. and his face is just a cinematic perspective. you wont see it clearly in game.
Probably kleptoed it off his q...
: [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=00070000000000000000,timestamp=2018-09-08T12:38:18.410+0000) > The tree seemed entirely unresponsive if it was alive, to begin with. **"Hm?"** The same disembodied voice from before greeted him with a curious sound if he looked to his right a wisp of some sorts floated next to his head its blank features staring at the paper. **"Nurah, nurah, nurah!"**The ghostly looking wisp shook its form dismissively, letting out a chime as it floated in front of him. **"Luri."** It chimed again, rapidly for a few seconds almost like it was laughing before taking off again circling around the tree he was speaking to. **"Lota."** It called out to the boy, zooming around the tree. ♫"Uma kan diva dasma, oma Uma kan diva dasma~"♫ It seemed to sing the first notes of something before being interrupted by the tree letting out a disgruntled sound, its bark cracking and heaving in annoyance. **_"I shall not have my eternal slumber disturbed, leave me be."_** The wisp seemed rather disappointed, dejected it chimed in response and floated down to the boy again in front of him. A faint presence touched his mind, not prodding or intrusive but seemingly curious as its invisible strands touched his mind. **"Curious?"** It said, still disembodied and echoing but the voice was faintly familiar to a young boy's voice. > [{quoted}](name=TheLadyL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2018-09-17T01:02:16.813+0000) > > (Hallo! Would you mind an RP with my OC Lucette? I can give you her character sheet.) ((Aye, I'd appreciate seeing her profile first. What did you have in mind?))
> [{quoted}](name=Starborn Xayah,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=00080000,timestamp=2018-09-18T17:56:12.849+0000) > I am so sorry for the late response. _Benjamin watched the wisp float around, performing some curious dance before managing to get a response from the tree. He sighed, as disappointing as the response was it still gave some information about the strange tree like being. Turning to his book to write down_ **Large, and foreboding, but apparently spends most of it's time in a hibernation state. Possibly in order to remain connected with the main neural cluster, perhaps it's a form of sensory, used to detect foreign material and determine it's danger to the body as a whole.** _Seeing it didn't lash out, this was a good sign. He then heard the random thought appear in his head and paused in his writing. While it was his it also wasn't, and looking up revealed the small wisp creature from earlier. He stared for a moment before noting to himself_ **Perhaps this is another form of sensory, it would explain it's ability to coax a reaction from it.** "Did you ask me that?" _He then asked, most certainly curious. A trait usually taken with a hint of caution but his inner Zaunite seemed to have a predisposition towards throwing that away at times._
: Every. Single. Time.
{{champion:1}}: Windwall this! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vMUAeMMg4ng/maxresdefault.jpg
: When your tired of everyones shit and use karthus R
{{champion:30}}: [DIE](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/2d/Karthus.R5.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140522070346) {{champion:16}}: [Live!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/8/8f/Soraka.wish2.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20121127210241)
haenex (EUNE)
: pls no hate it's just a meme
Same for when I say Zoe takes skill. +1
Flamu (EUW)
: Petition to change "yasuo" to "trashuo" in chat upon hitting 0/10/0 powerspike
Ngyesh (NA)
: IDK, I started playing League 3 months ago.
Rioter Comments
Ngyesh (NA)
: {{champion:142}} (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Zoe didn't exist last September.
: ...I had to make 2 posts so he could fit in!
https://media.giphy.com/media/oNKLBehxbnoqY/giphy.gif
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=zXVA7Vit,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-09-12T00:09:52.025+0000) > > _looking at first 2 comments_ > > https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535 Right over their heads apparently haha.
But this is Memes and Games, the place where you go to make jokes. How could a joke go over their heads when the place is meant for jokes?
: Yasuo at 100% winrate...
_looking at first 2 comments_ https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535
ESeTyRC (NA)
: For recovery of a "hacked" account, banning the account is the first step. it completely blocks all access to the game through that account so the "hacker" can't do whatever it is they wanted to.
> [{quoted}](name=ESeTyRC,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=OdxbEhro,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2018-09-10T18:56:39.983+0000) > > For recovery of a "hacked" account, banning the account is the first step. it completely blocks all access to the game through that account so the "hacker" can't do whatever it is they wanted to. I wish people understood this more, so many people complain when their accounts get banned after sending a report for being hacked. I know this because my dad works in variety of I.T jobs, so he's done this kind of thing before. +1 If you see Mr. ESe's comment, feel free to also +1 it, people need to know.
Rioter Comments
: A Tribute to Rengar's lore.....
I know Kha'Zix wants to eat Rengar badly and all But not like this >///>
: Theory: Daniel Z Klein was fired long ago but Rioters use his account to troll the community.
At first I was about to go "WTF are you smoking?" Then I saw it was in Meme's and Games +1
: > [{quoted}](name=bluegolisano,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2018-08-22T20:59:14.566+0000) > Xayah crumpled the letter in her hands, already a frown was gathering across her face from the sheer audacity this man had. Rolling the bullet between two fingers inspecting the work, she had already made up her mind and the ominous symbol only added to her aggravation, as if crude tools could compare to *real* magic. He was definitely a brand of crazy spouting about blood for the blood good, what did she do that made all these loonies go after her. Not that killing was bad or anything, some definitely deserved being put into the ground but not all of them. Beermakers were good. Winemakers too. But random killing? That was psychotic stuff right there. Well, time to get this show on the road with a letter sent to Redflag's noiserange. Loony, I'll be in one of them human towns in 3 days, don't remember the name but you'll find me there in the most decent bar. -X. > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=000700000000,timestamp=2018-08-26T19:26:50.771+0000) > Xayah huffed silently, offended by his prodding of the tree as she watched him, did no one teach kids these days some manners?! It was tempting to let the tree smack him silly but she calmed it down if only to see how hopeless this case was. He wasn't a loony so far but definitely in for a rude awakening. As he was writing a voice carried by the winds playfully called out somewhere behind him, in one of the bushes. _**"Luri!"**_ The voice seemed disembodied with a slight echo to it, almost childlike in tone. **_Man ta viii!_** It called out from one of the bushes on the right, but if he investigated it seemed to be already gone neither leaving a trace or sound behind it except for a small subtle chime. **_"Lota."_** It called out on his right side if he went that way and parted the bushes he would be greeted by the sight of a nearby pond small animals and even a deer resting by it in the sunlight. If he stayed quiet enough they would stay, but otherwise, run away. ---- To Xayah it was getting a bit boring, so being the nice person she was... ---- The tree closest to Ben suddenly let out a disgruntled sound, its voice muddy and gravelly like someone speaking through the leaves and bark. **"Hm?!"** Two eye slots on the tree slid open the almost human but oak eyes staring down at the boy. **"Who dares disturb Orald leafbeard, son of Morald Leafbeard."** Its eyes fixed on the boy for a moment, softening then straightening into a stare. **"Shoo, pest."** But as soon as it said that it seemed to resume its slumber its eyes closing and disappearing as if they had never been there. At this point, Xayah had to restrain herself from bursting into a laugh, this was more of Rakan's thing but she always had a penchant for being a half-time prick. If this didn't have the boy running home with his metaphorical tail between his legs, he was braver than his appearance would imply.
> [{quoted}](name=Starborn Xayah,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=XzVZfkZV,comment-id=0007000000000000,timestamp=2018-09-07T22:07:26.486+0000) > _Benjamin paused for a second, turning to the odd whispers and noting the odd animal remained quiet, slowly sketching what he could see. Then the tree spoke, and he immediately looked to the talking tree, only to watch it's face disappear._ **That tree just talked...** _Benjamin thought, G.A.S itself getting curious and slithering over to the tree, most of the sap having faded away as it returned to it's normal state. Benjamin noted it's actions and quickly picked it up, putting G.A.S back into his travel bag_ "Oh no you don't, I know you want to investigate it, but this tree clearly bares high level sentience and so I don't want you "Investigating" it..." _He mumbled to himself_ "Good thing it appears not to be a vindictive being..." _He took out his book and paused there for a second before looking at the tree and asking_ "Hello, um, Mr. Leafbeard, if you're willing, would you mind answering some questions for me?" _He asked, considering the idea that the sap may have hallucinogenic properties as he waited for a response. Though it would be interesting since most have to be ingested, and he certainly did not do that, what interested him more was the possible complexity of the cellular colony, able to produce and communicate cognitive thought._ **Now, how could it talk to me... perhaps it has a large psionic field that allows it to tap into the cerebrum in order to communicate with any being. This would also give access to an organisms vision, perhaps why the face formed on the tree. Does that mean the accent, face, or even language will change from recipient to recipient?** _He wrote some of his theories down, but he mostly kept the notes to his head, leaving room on the paper for the facts_
: Let's chill with some Blitz!
IGN is Gentleman Gems I'm not sure how it could be different from the name I use here, but perhaps it's just formalities.
Rioter Comments
Kythers (NA)
: turrets are useful in 2018
Player wise there's nothing wrong, Zed lands most of his abilities, Blitz lands his hooks and tanks the tower fairly well and reacts with a nice uppercut when Leona Zenith Blades towards him, and Leona does well given the circumstances. That being said I feel that the one problem that worked against her was how tower aggro worked. That is, the fact a tower will only target people who auto attack you, or the first champion in range if no minions are nearby, and will continue to do so until the target is dead or out of rage. There is also a defense buff to towers while no enemy minions are in range of it, but for the most part tower aggro is simple enough to manipulate if you understand the basics. Knowing this Leona was at a disadvantage for most of that fight while the enemy had many advantages. Her ADC was taken down and the Kindred that could have helped got turned into ghost mutton, Leona had the tools to hold people in tower range she lacked the means to force them in their. On the other hand Blitz had plenty of ways to pull people away from the safety of the tower as well as ways to keep them there, and both Ezreal and Zed had ways to pop in and out while drawing minimal tower aggro. All that and the fact the tower still had enemy minions attacking it meant that they had the ability to choose when or when not to engage. Two changes could have made the odds a bit more in her favor, increase turret range, or having turrets aggro on people you attack, but in the end both sides played the fight out well, but the enemy team had the favor when it came to reaching the outcome.
Rioter Comments
: I love this so much.
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