Brascus (NA)
: It's okay guys because she's an ancient cosmic being
: How I foresee Aurelion Sol vs Zoe matchup
: What's your favorite cheese? Best cheese right here.
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=X7egA24N,comment-id=0031,timestamp=2017-11-18T00:31:26.903+0000) > > Anything hm....? > > _Thinking of {{champion:44}}_ > > "Make him rock solid. Like, literally made of nothing but rocks and gemstones" Something like elderwood but like... rock.
> [{quoted}](name=SangreDeNoche,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=X7egA24N,comment-id=00310000,timestamp=2017-11-18T01:22:37.943+0000) > > Something like elderwood but like... rock. Yep
: What is something SPECIFIC you wished Riot would make in a skin to a champion you like?
Anything hm....? _Thinking of {{champion:44}}_ "Make him rock solid. Like, literally made of nothing but rocks and gemstones"
: I got you {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}}
: Only the strong, only the worthy shall survive! (Ask Urgot, the Dreadnought)
_[Benjamin]( tried rub his head as he began to wake up, only to find it was bound to a chair. As he noticed this he also noticed he was in what looked like a kind of mine, surrounding him where 3 augmented men, one was skinny, but his legs were replaced, possibly to increase max velocity, as he had his nail grown and filed like claws. The second one was burly, and most of his torso was augmented to pump some kind of mutagentic steroid through his body, this obvious by how inhumanly muscular he was. The third has a metallic mask for filtering, and his back was augmented to hold some kind of chemical gas. All of them looked very menacing as they glared at him, either with a sinister smile or dreadful scowl, but they were also damaged_ "So... I see I'm alive." _Benjamin said, the other men responding with a chuckle. Benjamin quickly looked at his being and noticing that his gauntlet was still on him, though it was damaged, probably because one of them tried to pry it off and failed, most likely the leg guy since he looked recently singed. He did notice that G.A.S's container was missing, as well as both his alchemist belt's He turned to see they were propped near the wall behind him. Speaking of walls the room was actually quite small, and judging by the straps he was either about to be tortured, or interrogated; or being Zaun, both. He then turned to the men and asked_ "Well, I'm sure you are a fine bunch of gentlemen, but I really have to ask why your brought me here, instead of, you know, killing me." _The leg man cackled, speaking in raspy, crow like voice_ "That's because the boss asked us to." _The gas back guy then chimed in, his voice deepened by the mask he wore_ "Our boss had noticed you using that gauntlet of yours, from the design alone he noticed there was no room for a power core. Now he wants to know how you made it work." _The leg man chimed in again, cackling as he spoke_ "Though giving those kids those medical supplies also made you a problem." _Benjamin gulped as the leg man got closer_ "And because the boss wants you alive, I won't flay you for what you did to us. Do you know how hard it was to fix these legs after you zapped it!" _Benjamin smirked a little, looking at the leg mans augmented legs_ "I mean, the elecro-signal transmitter is on the outside heel joint with no rubber to protect it, so-" _He quickly shut up as the leg man put his talon like nails near his throat. Then the burly man spoke, his voice like a broken gas pipe_ "The boss is coming, we're done here." _Benjamin sighed, being caught by a Chem-Baron was the last thing he was wanting to happen_
: Rather than sweet, doesn't it smell as if somethings been burnt? Like really roasted c,
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: No, just one more thing to tell you. _He puts Taric's Demacian ID card in a drawer._ All Demacian ID Cards must be confiscated. Here. _He hands Taric a pamphlet with a number on it._ Contact the number on the slip to get it back. Once again, apologies, but I gotta follow the rules to keep my job. Glory to Demacia. NEXT!
_Taric nods_ "Thank you." _Takes out some rare jewels_ "I hope these can take care of the damage done to your appliances, and have a good day" _he then heads past the gate. Pantheon puts his helmet back on and follow's. Diana and Leona behind them, but then Leona stop's by the gate, and Diana quickly behind her. Both turn to the officer, but before they can even speak Taric grabs them both by the ear and pulls them through the gate_ "No, he does not wish to hear about the great and powerful sun, or moon." _Turning to the gate keeper_ "Very sorry, and again, have a good day."
Cucoo5 (NA)
: #Targonian Aspects ##Part of a balanced breakfast. Wait, no, she _IS_ an aspect... Uh... Disclaimer: don't eat loli god girls. ######I'm looking at you {{champion:31}}
you should be looking at her {{champion:28}}.
: _The inspector looks dryly at the hole in the roof_ Not only could he have just WALKED over, his particular "Method of entry" kind of... smashed the picture scanner. So.... he's going to either have to remove that helmet so it can be searched the old-fashioned way, or be detained for damaging the checkpoint.
_Taric turns to Pantheon_ "Pantheon?" _Pantheon removes his helmet, revealing the face of Atreus underneath. He then stood in perfect attention and waited for the search to begin. The search would reveal nothing of interest, beyond the fact that he had not pockets on him, he bore no type of contraband._ "Do you need to do the same for anyone else?" _Taric asked._
: _The inspector takes the papers and looks through them one at a time. He notices that Taric was a former resident of Demacia._ Ah, I'll need to see your old Demacian ID Card, if you have it, please. Requirements for all Demacian residents, past and present. As for the others, they seem passable, though that man that's hiding his face under his helmet MIGHT be required to undergo a picture scan before they can all go through. Just to make sure he's carrying no contraband, you understand.
{{champion:44}}: _Nods_ "I'll right, here you go, I'll be sure to get Pantheon up here." _Takes out old Demacian ID Card, then turns to Pantheon_ "Pantheon, they might need you up here." _Pantheon turns towards Taric, his eyes steeling towards him as he crouches, tightening his glutes and then leaping through the building roof, flying high into the sky and slapping a passing angel across the face as he arcs down towards his landing zone. Meanwhile Diana and Leona have stopped fighting to notice the hole in the roof, and Taric has his face buried in his hand, groaning in annoyance_ "He could have just walked over..."
: Papers Please: LOL Edition
{{champion:44}}: _Hands in a stack of papers_ "This is for all of us" _Points to Leona and Diana who seem to be butting heads in the crowd, while Pantheon is glaring at a suspiciously very buff man a few rows down._
: Lost my tongue after opening champion capsule...
Cucoo5 (NA)
: Sir, I do believe you misspelled **Bank**plank {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
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: > [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d00000000000000010000000300000002000000010000,timestamp=2017-11-03T13:51:17.405+0000) > > "Oh don't worry, we'll get him eventually." Trace replied as the portal shut leaving Aline and Lux at the orphanage. "Sooo...What now?" She asked Lux curiously.
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d0000000000000001000000030000000200000001000000010000,timestamp=2017-11-09T06:30:17.521+0000) > _Benjamin coughed nervously as he looked back at the colossus. she was right about one thing, Demacians were very superstitious, and did not like magic._ "Yes, and even if one could test it, they'd have to do it secretly, since getting caught would be a death sentence." _He then turned to lux_ "Well, it was nice meeting you miss Lux, and thank you for guiding me through this great city" _He bowed, catching his ill sized monocle mid bow and putting it back on his face._
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: No. I mean, that cold, unemotional denial is so mean.
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: Zoe is here! Discussion page.. and yeah she was indeed a true aspect in targon
I'm definatly liking her kit concept, but one important question remains. If she double flashes away as I ult her... Will I still justice her by sword?
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=8O7o4Qio,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-11-05T22:54:52.947+0000) > > I love this
: Redefining shortcuts on that last one, eh?
It's a small price to pay for such massive power.
: SSG Xayah & Rakan recall ideas (if these skins happen)
: > Before mages / ap assasins were chosen due their kits, they could rely on them damage or utility, now ap are just play to force tanks build mr {{champion:34}} No utility here {{champion:245}} Nope, definitely no utility {{champion:3}} Utility? What's that? {{champion:7}} Beats me- sounds like something that isn't damage {{champion:99}} Don't we all have that? Crowd control or shields of some kind? {{champion:90}} Some of us have both. {{champion:25}} Clearly all we offer is damage. {{champion:61}} Don't people routinely get mad at me for all of my utility? {{champion:13}} Nobody knows what to make of me. {{champion:50}} I find this list suspicious- AP tanks aren't a thing? {{champion:32}} Fair point. {{champion:17}} Nope, we only exist to do damage and force tanks to build mr. {{champion:45}} Some of us still get around that too.
> [{quoted}](name=SociopathFriend,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=oajUVlEs,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2017-11-05T22:35:07.611+0000) > > {{champion:45}} Some of us still get around that too. It's a small problem really, nothing big.
Xinjai (NA)
: What do you call a dragon who gives surveys?
What do you call a socially eccentric Dragon? Aurelion Droll
: Really fast paint.
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: {{champion:64}} "Glad to see no one eye to eye"
: Your two highest mastery point champions swap passives
{{champion:44}} and {{champion:27}} How would Poison Trail with with Bravado, because if light farting means free cooldowns each two auto's then that may be busted? Can't say the same for a Noxian Slipstreaming Taric.
Seen (NA)
: Glad they're able to see eye to eye.
Eye see what you did there. Eye too am a Pupil in the **Vision**ary arts of Eye puns
: New Champ: Zoe, the Aspect of Twilight preview
Zoe: _Booming ominous voice_ "Your Tenacity is Admirable, but pointless!" {{champion:39}} but I bought Mercury Treads... and _Snore_
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d0000000000000001000000030000000200000000,timestamp=2017-10-30T18:54:46.045+0000) > > _Benjamin looked to the large Colossus, but shook his head. He already has what he needs, he can go now_ > > "Um, no, I'm fine thank you." > > _He turns the other way, but curiosity pulls him back by the throat as he looks at Lux again_ > > "Actually I have some questions about the colossus outside if you don't mind." Benjamin caught Lux waving at him as he was leaving. She grinned and awkwardly lowered her hand. "That thing?" She asked, walking over to him and glancing at the colossus. "One of the... finer examples of Demacian architecture. What about it~?" > [{quoted}](name=HyperZEROXL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d0000000000000001000000030000000200000001,timestamp=2017-10-31T22:25:00.664+0000) > > "Piltover? No! No! I found this one here on a wall!" Aline explained but Trace took over to explain further since Aline didn't yet understand what the poster really meant. > > "It's true he's wanted in Piltover, but the poster was spread across Valoran making him internationally wanted. The reason, why people go after him, is because he's a kid and with a bounty of 1,000 easy gold. Who wouldn't try to take that easy bounty?" He explained looking at the poster before handing it back to Aline. > > "He actually escaped the jail in Piltover so I guess I'd better report this that he's been seen in the Demacian area..." He continued as Spirit pat Aline's head with a friendly grin since she liked Aline like a little sister. "Plus I sadly need to get going...It's getting dark and I have to work tomorrow." > > "Awww..." Aline grumbled as Trace gave her a nice brotherly hug which cheered her up a bit. "Come by again!" > > "You bet and keep out of trouble..." He chuckled as Spirit opened a portal leading to Piltover so they didn't have to travel all the way to Piltover from Demacia. "It was nice meeting you Lux, hopefully, we meet again." Lux just frowned at the poster as everyone said their goodbyes. Why must everyone be evil all the time? Was it too difficult to be good and righteous? She glanced up at Trace, and smiled. "It was nice meeting you too. We'll do this again~." She said happily. "Good luck with the thousand gold bounty on this kid." Easy gold, and a happy Caitlyn!
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d00000000000000010000000300000002000000010000,timestamp=2017-11-03T13:51:17.405+0000) > _He looked up at it with her, nodding with agreement at her statement_ "Well, I've heard rumors it can come to life if given "Magic" to fuel it. As preposterous as it sounds I've seen weirder things, and thus a construct that is fueled by psionic brain waves is not too far fetched to me." _He nervously clears his throat again_ "Though, I don't expect an answer and you can freely say no. I wasn't planning on asking anyway but... well" _He looked the other way, trying hold in building childish excitement_ "The idea of such a thing... interests me, and while it does have a little to do with my research... the interest is more personal."
: Im a simple man...wait Im reminded of the dog, I cri No regrets
: Life of a Lux Support
I'm a little on the fence with lux support. On one hand she has the tools needed to support with, a shield and some fare CC to work with. But it's when they take ignite and Doran's Ring ~~Or Dark Seal~~ that make me worried
: Okay, so if Thor is the cover guy for men, who would be the cover girl for women?
> [{quoted}](name=Busty Demoness,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=EzljELYv,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-11-02T15:25:54.307+0000) > > Okay, so if Thor is the cover guy for men, who would be the cover girl for women? Elsa, I mean, Lysandra.
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: When you outrange your opponent
Spaceball 1... it's gone to Plaid.
FireDrizzle (EUNE)
: Always respond with: The player makes the champion. It's funny when I say that as Nasus and enemy Fiora says "yeah! :D qqqqqqqqq "
: > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d00000000000000010000000300000000,timestamp=2017-10-26T00:12:22.598+0000) > > "...How much would it cost to rent your whole library for, say, three days?" > Xeno did some mental calculations. If there were...two hundred spell letters...and each spell had like...20 letters...there would be...over 10^20 combinations. > He wondered if his computer nexus could handle all that. " an entire library?" Lux asked, bewildered. "Why would you want to rent it all at once? You couldn't possibly... wait, three days? How are you planning on reading an entire library in three days?" Lux tilted her head in confusion. Like a puppy. > [{quoted}](name=HyperZEROXL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d00000000000000010000000300000001,timestamp=2017-10-26T01:01:21.385+0000) > > Aline would cry in her chair as Trace looked at a satisfied Spirit who looked proud of her "art" that she bestowed upon her partners face. Trace, however, looked at Spirit as if he was already plotting something for revenge. > > "What? You know you love it!" Spirit giggled with a wide grin as Aline was now on the floor crying in laughter then settled down a bit later. > > "Miss Lux! That kid! He has his own poster!" Aline told Lux as she held out a wanted poster of who indeed looked always grumpy. "He's famous!" > > "...Aline...That's a wanted poster..." Trace pointed out as he looked at the poster. "And that's the kid who broke out of the PPD jail back in Piltover a few days ago..." Lux tried not to giggle too hard at these antics. But she frowned when she saw the poster. "...that's not a good poster. This kid has been evil." She remarked, taking the poster. "Caitlyn will be... wait, this is from Piltover." Lux blinked. "How did you get this poster all the way from Piltover?" > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d00000000000000010000000300000002,timestamp=2017-10-26T01:15:22.522+0000) > > _Benjamin stood there as she noted his nervous nature, recomposing himself he cleared his throat_ > > "No, I'm fine. I just um, was a little confused, my mind running a lot of things." > > _He then turned the other way_ > > "Anyway's Lux, thank you for taking through the city... I hope I wasn't too troublesome." "You are misleading me~." Lux pressed, her eyes narrowed and a smile on her face. "But that's fine, you keep your secrets. This wasn't too troublesome at all~." She patted his head. "Need anything else from Demacia while you're visiting?"
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004d000000000000000100000003000000020000,timestamp=2017-10-30T15:11:17.605+0000) _Benjamin looked to the large Colossus, but shook his head. He already has what he needs, he can go now_ "Um, no, I'm fine thank you." _He turns the other way, but curiosity pulls him back by the throat as he looks at Lux again_ "Actually I have some questions about the colossus outside if you don't mind."
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: I just read dogscape, the creepy pasta. Any mention of dog like animals just gives me weird flashes of horror. Don't read dogscape, don't. At first I thought, oh this isn't even that bad, but the horror comes afterwards. You can't get it out of your head. AH. Psychology 101, don't tell someone to look down, because they will!!!! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME READ THAT!?
Almighty (EUNE)
: PSA: Do not tell people what champion to pick!
_Comment section_ "Why you troll" "But what if you're trolling" "Please no troll!" "It's literally the second line of the post
: _\*Jumps on you in amok\*_
_cut's off your leg, but respects your elegant choice in vocabulary_
: I can evil! Don't underestimate me!
: Ewwwwww... You can't the evil!
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