: 2018 Ranked Placements Venting post!
OMG, I'M BRONZE IV, I WAS BRONZE V LAST SEASON, RITO HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME SO!!!!
Rioter Comments
: Hi, I just found this. Um Thanks. But, what exactly happened to warrant this >-> I'm just surprised by the way.
> [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=ulkL19kr,comment-id=0035,timestamp=2018-01-17T23:55:36.391+0000) _Ps_ I've been bamboozled, how you do it?
Wuks (NA)
: For YOUR eyes only owo
Hi, I just found this. Um Thanks. But, what exactly happened to warrant this >-> I'm just surprised by the way.
: Type this in Chat to Reach Lvl5 Honor in a Week
Remember to stay positive and take your time on that grey screen (and walk back to lane if you can afford it) to reflect on what happened and breathe out some of that tilt.
: {{champion:427}} Your fifth grade teacher that stopped showing up. Nobody KNOWS what happened we can all assume. "She said she was 18"
: That's obviously Fabio. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K41bGtWV2o/StaZ1UST-zI/AAAAAAAAAdk/N7rCm0hLwvQ/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/Fabio+avioneta.jpg Or are kids these days too young to know that reference? I assumed he was an obvious 'knockoff'.
I mean both helped young woman reach sexual awakening during there respective times so... yah.
Skelenth (EUW)
: Who's your favourite League character?
: The Best Moves Ever in this Animation!
1:12 "When you mess up your combo"
Rioter Comments
: Describe a Champion in one sentence to somebody who doesnt play LoL
{{champion:44}}: Fabio gets gem powers from the stars in 90's anime fashion.
: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=V7BomiEO,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2018-01-13T12:44:24.002+0000) > > _[Benjamin](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OhyeghPZ6VIJg9KAp2bQajsui1m9LnneLWdGovgAMLs/pub) was walking with a young lady around his age called Alina Kozari... Orianna was no stranger to the Museum of Robotics, spending a considerable amount of time here. Given her father's contribution to the world of machinery and cybernetic implants, she was highly respected among the curators. She is often allowed in for free, allowing her to observe not only the other machines but the humans interacting with them as well. It was an odd thing to see other machines now. She always expected them to think or act differently every time they come by someone new, but it was false hope. None of them had the advanced sentience she possessed. Compared to her, who to be fair was cutting edge technology, the most advanced machines on display were toys. But seeing others interact with their programmed responses was fascinating. It was easy for her to determine their scripts, but those coming in fell for their routine so easily. Especially new or out of state visitors. And of course, she was often mistaken as an exhibit too, but she calmly corrects the young ones that walk up to her very nicely. It was adorable in a way, mistaking her with the others...no, grouping her with the others. She didn't feel she belonged here, but if the humans thought she did, maybe it wasn't all bad. > [{quoted}](name=AskTheSteamGolem,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=V7BomiEO,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2018-01-13T16:40:20.203+0000) > > Blitzcrank’s audio receptors suddenly rang with a familiar voicebox, and his head snapped upwards, his optics instantly locking into a very familiar Ball, she... Orianna approaches Blitzcrank too, the two meeting in the middle of the large space between them. She wanted to reach up and hug him, as it felt exciting to meet the first sentient machine she's seen ever, but his bulking frame significantly taller than herself would look ridiculous with her hanging off. So instead she pats him on the circle that made up his chest, wondering what powersource lied below. She giggles at his question, his tone making it just so perfect. She giggles and responds, "Hehe...Sometimes. I visit the Robotics Museum in downtown Piltover often and they offer to keep me shined up."
> [{quoted}](name=AODRG Sona Ori,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=V7BomiEO,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2018-01-13T17:48:40.864+0000) > _While looking around Benjamin noticed what looked like one of the exhibits, he grabbed Alina, who was in the middle of listening to the functions of the service drone, and pulled her to this odd, feminine looking robot, who seemed like an oversized dancer doll. Alina noticing this couldn't help but jest_ "I thought you were above those, how did you say, "Flights of fancy?" _Benjamin turned to her and, clearing his throat, responded_ "Well, I am, and mind you I'm simply interested in the design, it's much sleeker and far more unique compared to the others, and it obviously bares enough of an A.I to be able to wander freely without bumping into the walls." _He turned to the dancer robot, rubbing his chin_ "So, what is your function?" _He asks_
: Orianna's Travels - Ask Orianna [2.0]
_[Benjamin](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OhyeghPZ6VIJg9KAp2bQajsui1m9LnneLWdGovgAMLs/pub) was walking with a young lady around his age called Alina Kozari, her father runs many of the local energy plants in Piltover, and has many ties to the college. Though he seemed to forget that as he spent time with what he could only describe as an unlikely anomaly, a miracle if he ever would say it. She was charming, had a mature and intellectual since of humor, and she actually was interested in what he had to say about his scientific theories. This was there 3rd "date", not that Benjamin would admit it, he prefers to call them academic field-trips, if only to not seem to be misguided by simple fancies. There current date has taken them to the Piltover Museum of Robotics, where the history and plausible future of robotic design in Piltover was put on display, with many of the robot's walking around, one could ask them of there history and gain an entertaining tour._ "Hey, lets take a look at this one!" _Alina called out dragging Benjamin by the arm towards an old bronze pipe and gear machination, with a Tesla coil based processor in it's cranial region._ "This was made by my great grand uncle, one of the first few complex androids." _Benjamin knew of most of the important things that she spoke of, but hearing her talk like this made him smile and listen_
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hoyohai (NA)
: Complaining about the people complaining about the people complaining, how meta. And before you say it, yes, I am complaining about the people complaining about the people complaining about the people complaining.
who complain about those who complain about people who get a kick out of complaining about people who complain about the boards
: NEW MISS FORTUNE SPLASHES
Mafia Braum Confirmed?
: Riot Games Think They're Clever...
Rioter Comments
: All joking aside I have searched but I can not find a coherent statement advocating the flat earth theory. Is it just a trolling that idiotic normies got caught up in? I mean it's got to be a joke right? Someone please tell me it's a joke?
> [{quoted}](name=Oxyrotten,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=3WNOlEnL,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-01-09T12:00:49.606+0000) > > All joking aside I have searched but I can not find a coherent statement advocating the flat earth theory. Is it just a trolling that idiotic normies got caught up in? I mean it's got to be a joke right? Someone please tell me it's a joke? Something like that, it's more of people who want to disagree for the sake of disagreement. And trolling.
: Raw. Untamed. Justice.
You can bring the justice, but I'll bring the ladies http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/67f808db7227cad986570873cbb4a0b0.jpg ~~Gosh Darn Link, why won't you work!!!~~
: Vayne is really weak in bot lane right now. [](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcclaimedBlandAmericanrobin-size_restricted.gif)
Of course she is, why do you think there are so many Vaynes top lane? {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
: Welcome to the Gameplay Boards, you are:
{{champion:44}} Mains Why can't my abilities change color with my skin? I just want to make everyone pink and beautiful like me!
: 4 hit combo projectile spam. {{champion:202}}
Combo's always end in 4 hits? Nice. Probebly some bonus effects at the end of each one too, mostly burst damage.
Rioter Comments
: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unfortunately spamming like that is not allowed. I hate to be that guy, but unfortunately I kind of am that guy..... http://www.bandt.com.au/information/uploads/2015/08/don-draper-shrug.jpg
Rioter Comments
: Malzahar is fine
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: >After saying the stats of ADC items, Why didn't you list the stats of the AP items as well? I didnt list the stats of the ADC items. I listed the things that they contribute towards your survivability, which is what this post is about. Again, taking irrelevant things into the discussion because you don't know what to talk about. >Here I'll help you since you decided to intentionally ignore it Once again, nobody ever mentioned stats. Except you, of course, because you feel the need to bring irrelevant things into the discussion because you don't have an actual defense. >Ill be fair and add what you should have to AD items A third time, NOBODY BUT YOU BROUGHT STATS INTO THIS ARGUMENT. >If you are dying to Zed and Talon out of lane and they arent using their ultimate as a ranged AP champ, Then your positioning must be extremely horrible or they flashed on you while you were low/caught out in which Nobody said this was out of lane. Nobody ever said that I was an AP champ. Positioning is yet another irrelevant thing that you brought into this argument because you don't know what to say. And a second time, NOBODY BROUGHT ASSASSINS INTO THIS BUT YOU. >its almost as if its an assassins job to kill you, in exchange for the better wave clear you get, the safety of being ranged, the easier all in, the poke... Once again, bringing assassins into this when you're the only one who mentioned them. Please, tell me more irrelevant things. >Im not going to sit here and debunk the rest of your points like i did with this one, because what you said is 100% biased and i refuse to give you anymore time after this post regarding the state of ''AD champs vs AP champs''. Especially arguing with a guy named ''James the mage15'' Because once again, you have nothing to say in your defense. Instead of admitting this, you choose to make this argument about ME instead of what we were actually talking about which was ADC survivability. **You never even ONCE addressed that in any of your posts which just shows that you have nothing in your defense and don't even know what you're arguing about.** >That's my last reply to you. Good day sir. Ah yes, the classic "im done talking to you" to cover up the fact that you never had anything meaningful to say in the first place. Never gets old.
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AR URF (NA)
: In before the down-vote squad arrives.
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: AP tank Trollplank. Build some AP and CDR, and the rest full tank, and just run constantly. You dealt not damage, but it was almost impossible for anyone to kill you. Critplank was also great when you hit 100% crit chance and just stopped using your sword. Just shoot every minion.
> [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=Qss98tQE,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-01-07T23:14:49.788+0000) > > Critplank was also great when you hit 100% crit chance and just stopped using your sword. Just shoot every minion. And those Cannonballs
: AD Evelynn. I miss the oneshots with her E. AD Malz AP Sion (When his Q used to be a point and click stun that did a million damage).
I still enjoy AP Sion, especially when I land the scuttle snipes, and steal Dragon/Baron Always so satisfying
Rioter Comments
: I challenge thee to trigger the gameplay boards in ten words or less.
"Assassins can be strong and balanced" https://media.giphy.com/media/Ut6Xbl4kfDcWc/giphy.gif
Rioter Comments
: Attempt to conquer Lylat.
Hoo-Hah me every time I play SSB4 with you.
: When your ADC is flaming you for stealing all their kills and taking their gold
_See's Deathcap_ https://i.imgur.com/PijcGEU.gif/nondirect
: {{champion:18}} W only goes one direction. And that's in.
{{champion:42}} I prefer to go over, then in.
: I dont get it. Bum dum tis is usually said after a joke. But what you said was simply a statement.
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: > [{quoted}](name=Gentleman Gems,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=LJ4PwEiI,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2018-01-04T18:05:22.455+0000) > > who? The guy in your meme.
I belive his name is Inigo Montoya ~~You killed his father, prepare to die~~
Rioter Comments
: Fanfuckingtastic. {{champion:25}} a blind bind from stealth?!?! Adcs can no longer outplay with autos and lifesteal. Soil use increases move speed?!?! Dark shield now procs poison like thornmail gromps buff while up? Plus autos. More damage and slow on r. I like it.
: {{champion:223}} Passive: Becomes invisible when still, and after moving, he quickly gets all 3 stacks on them. Q: His tongue hits them in the eye, slowing and blinding them. W: Gains a burst of speed for a split moment (like .5 seconds, or .3 if he eats an enemy champ) after eating something. E: After activating his shield, he poisons everyone around him. R: Leaves a mushroom as he leaves and appears somewhere, because he's nice like that.
WoW, that would be scary in a bush. Just walk right in, get eaten, and then taken all the way to the fountain. Now you're sad. But then you realizes that it's your Tahm. Now you feel better. But then you realize that it's the enemy fountain, and you're dead now. You're now mad.
TheMinez (NA)
: {{champion:27}} Passive - You can run fast and if you stand still they can't see you Q - The poison has become caustic to the point of blinding W - Oriana's W without damage E - Singed flip now applies poison. This does not appear to be useful. R - A massive ball of stats that makes traps occasionally condense from his Q Doesn't seem he would gain too much from it, besides the invis
Yah, besides making chasing him an even worse idea, it really doesn't do much for him.
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Weedbro (NA)
: teemo is a good dude, i wish Ivern's Daisy left behind little shrooms like Teemo does :)
Look, I understand that you play Teemo, but could you keep Teemo things to Teemo; and not hybrid him with my happy go lucky, tree hugging tree man?
: Yeah but nobody minds it when it is Teemo who gets killed https://pa1.narvii.com/5873/db033e8000299e2889d7332bf1e9c9f036002440_hq.gif
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