: When God ran out of ideas he made you.
I mean, that's not bad per say, it just means there's someone else in the world like me, could be someone like Johnny Depp, could be someone like Adam Sandler
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=TUAZQLQ8,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-07-29T19:34:30.605+0000) > > ^ Boi All I'm reading is "Riot didn't go with me combination Swamp Thing/Ninja combo and now I'm pissed"
never said I was pissed, just that this champion is a combo of things that already exist
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HibHib (NA)
: My girlfriend died today
http://www.obitmichigan.com/NotificationImages/36/10/151/30536/33752-1468285455-Image-180.jpg Rip in piece sweet child.
: Riot you forgot to add the best gamemode to the rotating queue
A boards post that actually made me laugh... wow. upvoted, you deserve it.
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=OVoRxQQ8,comment-id=0038000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-05-03T18:46:14.766+0000) > > I don't think it's a cool word, triggered and anything related to the saying (i.e. trigger warning) is completely retarded. I use it in a satirical sense, now stop getting offeneded by everything You sound far more offended than I do. I'm simply stating facts while you reply with fotm words like "triggered".
Whatever you want, numbnuts, you're the one who wants to restrict freedom of speech here.
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=OVoRxQQ8,comment-id=00380000000000000000,timestamp=2016-05-03T18:38:40.762+0000) > > lots, now stop getting triggered by everything More like none. Thanks bye. "Triggered" lol. I remember when I used to use words everyone else used to seem cool also.
I don't think it's a cool word, triggered and anything related to the saying (i.e. trigger warning) is completely retarded. I use it in a satirical sense, now stop getting offeneded by everything
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=OVoRxQQ8,comment-id=003800000000,timestamp=2016-05-03T18:34:11.164+0000) > > Black Panthers, sure, they started out as a fight for equality. However, the acts they have performed recently have made it so that most of society considers them a hate-group I had no idea. This sounds serious. How many have they killed so far?
lots, now stop getting triggered by everything
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=OVoRxQQ8,comment-id=0038,timestamp=2016-05-03T18:26:04.242+0000) > > I mean, if, **IF** they were to remove the KKK clan tag, then, to be fair, they would have to remove other offensive names aswell, such as the blackpanthers, nazis, and other groups of this nature. You probably didn't think of that though, because you think this game only caters to YOUR needs and no one elses. Why would anyone have a problem with them removing the clan tag nazis from the game? I'm all for that. Blackpanthers... idk why that would be offensive really. I mean the group wasn't going around killing innocent people by the masses where they? Maybe they were a bit extreme but I doubt anyone holds them anywhere near along the same moral bar as the KKK. so... unless you just had no fucking clue about history or the real world then sure.
Black Panthers, sure, they started out as a fight for equality. However, the acts they have performed recently have made it so that most of society considers them a hate-group. But that doesn't really matter, man up, don't get triggered by everything you see. If you can't do this, then there is nothing to do, because babies like this will just find something else to complain about and call offensive.
Extasios (NA)
: The 'KKK' clan tag IS offensive.
I mean, if, **IF** they were to remove the KKK clan tag, then, to be fair, they would have to remove other offensive names aswell, such as the blackpanthers, nazis, and other groups of this nature. You probably didn't think of that though, because you think this game only caters to YOUR needs and no one elses.
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvEB7uMUcCg I found the correct version. Sadly it is not full length.
little bit late but here's the full version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqqvEm8PaFc&index=25&list=PL3CA8C023A8EF3646
: you're supposed to stop EVERYONE from farming! i cant believe people still give this out as "advice". it's like like saying "if your having a problem with "insert champion here", then you should just kill them" well thanks!! that's such great advice. I can't believe i never thought of that. so if i just do THE SAME THING YOU TRY TO DO VS LITERALLY EVERY OTHER CHAMP IN THE GAME i will be fine? thanks! {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
Well, I mean, this and that are a little bit different. It's like the Apples and Oranges argument. Of course, your are supposed to stop all champions from gaining advantage over you, but there are specifics, for example Veigar and Nasus need stacks, so you zone them extra hard, Assassins require kills to snowball, so play extra safe or shut them down from kills, it's not really like "hey, make sure your laner isn't dealing damage," but more like "hey, do this specific thing won't let that the champion do what it needs to operate." You see what I'm saying?
Wuks (NA)
: [7/23/19 OUTDATED] 3rd Party Applications/Modifications - What's allowed, and what isn't
Riot screwed up somewhere. My friend got banned in this wave, and he hasn't even touched anything relating to malicious 3rd party software. The closest thing he did to 3rd party was a skin changer(that I also used), and he stopped using that like 6 months ago. Unless Lolnexus would be classified as malicious 3rd party software (which in that case, I would be banned as well), than Riot fucked up. My friend and I were climbing, and now, he can't play anymore. We've sent a ticket to Riot, but they take so long to reply, who knows when he'll be able to play again. There's not really an excuse here, he hasn't used any 3rd party programs that I didn't use, so if they were in fact malicious, where is my ban? His Summoner Name is "MLG420Blazzin" on the NA server.
: Beautiful. I'd like to commission a Zac picture from you. :u
I actually made a zac picture about 3 months ago. http://imgur.com/eWX2Bm7
San5San (NA)
: I dont think we need compensation because it all evens out in the end...the afker can be on the other team just as easy. What i would like is more serious punishments for it....a long queu time is not enough....how about a one day ban or something like it. Make it enough so people stop and think.
Ok, I am by no means a frequent AFKer, the longest leaver buster I've had is a 10 minute one, but sometimes, people just have to go, for family related reasons, or power outages, internet crashes, etc. The problem lies within the reason people left the game, most people won't leave a game they are winning because they ragequit, it's most likely a personal reason. Which is why we need to study the context (i.e. their individual score, the team score, chat, etc.). Doing so would prevent these players who get taken out of the game by suprise, having to face the same punishment as a ragequitter. That being said, there needs to be SOME compensation for BOTH the teams with ragequitters and the teams with suprise leavers. Some of the ideas mentioned in the original post are good (extra IP, join the game in progress), because not only do we need to deal with the AFK-ers, but with the victims aswell. Now, the statement "it all evens out in the end" is a faulty statement when used in League of Legends terms. The games take far too long and would take such a long time for it to actually even out. You could have an AFK on your team for 100 games straight but then you could be against a team with an AFK 100 games in a row, the point is, that **the games are painfully long and feel even more so when you are completely helpless in 4v5 teamfights, and it would take too long and cost too much, even if it evened out.**
TheSlogs (NA)
: List of all champions I have jungled
How did you get Vladimir jungle to work? I tried it once, but it was terrible, you would think his sustain would keep him in the jungle to be able to be one of the best, but the base health you get back from q is terrible, and not enough to sustain in the jungle. How did you build him? and what did you max?
kJs (OCE)
: I've never seen anyone insult my {{champion:62}}. Completely balanced champion, that is sadly falling through the cracks slowly because of freelo champs like {{champion:114}} and {{champion:122}}.
When you call Darius a freelo champ but he was just nerfed to the point of being a little underpowered if matched up against anyone of even a little skill
Galgarad (NA)
: Rek'sai, Vi, WW and Evelyn are assassins now? Joking aside, your point it valid!
Evelyn **IS **an assassin... like, probably THE most obvious one aswell
: Nice B8, m8. Get Good.
You know what "kappa" means, right?
Ghi (NA)
: ***
You got it backwards, the new Last Whisper ignores base armor, and now only focuses on BONUS armor. Thresh has almost no base armor [he recieves all of his armor (bonus armor) from collecting souls], so this would be reducing his main armor source by a lot, **effectively and indirectly nerfing Thresh**. Other champs have a higher amount of base armor, making them ignore less armor when shot with Last Whisper. Basically, it makes it so **Thresh is getting more armor taken away by Last Whisper then other champions.**
: ***
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: The skin everyone needs.
Tbh, I see what you're getting at here, but darius is the only one who phisically DUNKS
: How Wolf and Lamb became friends.
Ok, so this is like so wrong on so many levels. First, this comic isn't about how lamb and wolf became friends, I don't even know where you got that from. Second, even if the comic WAS about how lamb and wolf became friends, it would be completely wrong, as lamb and wolf are one entity, there is no "friends" they are the same person, and you can't mentally become friends with yourself. While lamb and wolf ARE infact friends, they didn't become friends, per say, they were made as friends, CREATED together, in one body, there isn't a way they WOULDN'T be friends. The entity (specualted to be Death) split himself into 2 to never be lonely, or appear as lonely, as they already mentally had the same ideals, he just phisically split himself into 2. I hope you understand where I'm coming from. Best Reguards, LlamaJelly
: Can Every Stop Saying Autism?
Oh looky here, we got ourselves a SJW straight from tumblr
: How is it feminist to want a line of fancy feminine skins? OP doesn't _have_ to be feminist just to want fancy skins for female champions akin to fancy skins for male champions on the line of the Gentleman skins. I see nothing wrong with OP's request. On the off chance that it _is_ feminist, I have two words for you. So. What. So what? Why is there a problem with that?
All these feminazi's downvoting and getting offended at my post, smh. I found out OP was a cool person, and just phrased the post wrong, now his supporters, however, are stuck up douchenuggets who think that everything is offensive and victimizes themselves. Good fucking day, LlamaJelly
Raw (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=isjfIt6w,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2015-10-09T22:47:01.256+0000) > > "refund your skin" is a Valid statement, and actually there to help you. If you buy pulsefire ezreal, and then feed with him, you're gonna get called out, whether it is in a toxic manner or not is up to the players. Saying "refund your skin" is like saying "you aren't that great with that champion, but you still spent a ton of money on him, and I don't want you feeding every game as *champion*, so I would like you to refund that skin and spend the RP on some skin for a champ that you enjoy playing, and are good at." It's not "nonsense," it's logic, maybe not in the most appropriate manner, or nice, but it's trying to help you nonetheless. > > > Best Reguards, LlamaJelly Just a reminder, Mystery skin is a thing. http://www.auplod.com/u/daopul5c344.png
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=hRHzLEU8,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2015-10-09T23:25:11.700+0000) > > Maybe, but surely you wouldn't pay 10,000 RP, Christ, that's $80. If you wanted Lady Morgana, why not PROPOSE LADY MORGANA, not compare it to the Gentlemen skins and say "there needs to be Lady skins because Gentlemen already have skins." Any obstacles you see are nonexistant, the only people oppressing women are edgy 12 year old, pay them no mind and you will be fine. I hope you understand where I'm coming from, if you truly only wanted Lady Morgana, you would've (or should've depending on actual intent) phrased it in a different way. True story: i spent about $400 to get Exiled Morgana. At the time I didn't know they occasionally open the vault so I was under the impression that the only way to get it was to be mystery gifted it. So I bought my friend $100 RP chunks and she gave me 5 gifts whenever she logged on for almost a month until I got it. Other true story: I spent almost $1000 on materials for Victorious Morgana cosplay earlier this year. I suck and didn't finish it and gave up after comic con passed. (to be fair it was materials for two costumes. Didn't finish either. I suck) Yes. I would pay $80 for Lady Morgana if they made it. I mentioned the gentleman line (I have Cho...got him in my mystery gift fest, along with practically every skin for every champ I had) because Lady Morgana would fit well with that line - where there are gentlemen there should be ladies, how else are we supposed to have a ball at baron with Disco Nunu and DJ Sona? I wouldn't buy any of the other skins they made if they added a lady line, maybe if they made a Lady Irelia, but I'd probably gift a lady leo to one of my friends at some point.
That seems like a nice agenda, and all in all, I don't want to fight, as now there is nothing to fight for/about. The main point i'm trying to push here, is that in your original post, you sounded very... tbh stupid, However, further conversing revealed that you are a cool person, and that your intention was never to act nonsensical. Have a nice day. Best Reguards, LlamaJelly P.S. Personally, I spend a lot of money on league, but I wouldn't ever spend $400 just to get ONE skin, even if the vault would NEVER be opened, I still wouldn't do so, but hey, to each thier own.
: > [{quoted}](name=LlamaJelly,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=hRHzLEU8,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2015-10-09T22:34:42.298+0000) > > Im sorry, I didn't know that I said that girls couldnt have any until men did, I said that the skin line, would have to have enough to have a counter skin line, such as the arcade and final boss (which by the way had 2 females and 1 manhorse). And saying that the Gentlemen should have a Lady skin line to just because Gentleman exist isn't femenist? Aswell as saying that she'd pay 10,000 RP, that's bribery and I seriously doubt she would, so false bribery at that. It WOULD ruin everything, as the skin lines have always come out with 3 or 4 skins, and then a counter skin line, changing that would mean breaking League's history, and all because of feminism. So, Say what you will, but honestly, Her as well as your logic is flawed and I really hope that you change your opinion in this, because it just makes you seems stupid. You should look at my profile in the client and then tell me I wouldn't pay 10000RP for an awesome Morg skin. I'll wait. I didn't propose adding some "Lady" themed skins from some misguided sense of inequality. There are far greater obstacles for women in gaming than a lack of skins, starting with the community and their behavior to women. I proposed Lady Morgana because I want Lady Morgana.
Maybe, but surely you wouldn't pay 10,000 RP, Christ, that's $80. If you wanted Lady Morgana, why not PROPOSE LADY MORGANA, not compare it to the Gentlemen skins and say "there needs to be Lady skins because Gentlemen already have skins." Any obstacles you see are nonexistant, the only people oppressing women are edgy 12 year old, pay them no mind and you will be fine. I hope you understand where I'm coming from, if you truly only wanted Lady Morgana, you would've (or should've depending on actual intent) phrased it in a different way.
: :) i turn my settings to minimum appearance and maximum performance otherwise i get a slight lag. Its an old laptop soooo until i get a new one :P
Damn, good luck.
: PSA: Skins are CUSTOMIZATION, NOT ACHIEVEMENT BASED.
"refund your skin" is a Valid statement, and actually there to help you. If you buy pulsefire ezreal, and then feed with him, you're gonna get called out, whether it is in a toxic manner or not is up to the players. Saying "refund your skin" is like saying "you aren't that great with that champion, but you still spent a ton of money on him, and I don't want you feeding every game as *champion*, so I would like you to refund that skin and spend the RP on some skin for a champ that you enjoy playing, and are good at." It's not "nonsense," it's logic, maybe not in the most appropriate manner, or nice, but it's trying to help you nonetheless. Best Reguards, LlamaJelly
: This Made Me Happy
Holy shit, rarely see that version of windows these days
Saianna (EUNE)
: Tbh I always had easir time dealing with Renekton (as teemo) than against any other top laner.. It's all about personal preferences tbh :)
No it's not, Teemo has a blind, which counters almost any auto attack reliant champ, and Renekton is that, he needs to apply an auto attack to be able to even USE one of his abilities, that along with Teemo being ranged and very fast, counters a lot of laners and is the main reason why people HATE teemo
: "Girls can't desire items catered toward women until there are enough *more* items for men first. Because men." >implying that wanting girly things is a specifically feminist agenda >implying that it somehow ruins everything lolbro logic at its finest
Im sorry, I didn't know that I said that girls couldnt have any until men did, I said that the skin line, would have to have enough to have a counter skin line, such as the arcade and final boss (which by the way had 2 females and 1 manhorse). And saying that the Gentlemen should have a Lady skin line to just because Gentleman exist isn't femenist? Aswell as saying that she'd pay 10,000 RP, that's bribery and I seriously doubt she would, so false bribery at that. It WOULD ruin everything, as the skin lines have always come out with 3 or 4 skins, and then a counter skin line, changing that would mean breaking League's history, and all because of feminism. So, Say what you will, but honestly, Her as well as your logic is flawed and I really hope that you change your opinion in this, because it just makes you seems stupid.
: Lady Themed Skins?
*sigh* and then there's that one feminist that ruins everything. You shouldn't want "Lady" (Personally I think Mistress might be a better name) skins just because there is a Gentleman line. There havent even been that many Gentleman skins, some skin line like the arcade, deserve to have the other side simply because there are currently enough arcade skins in the game to do so. There might be a line of skins like that in the future, but there really aren't enough skins to make that happen. They just released Gentleman Gnar (2nd Gentleman skin) a month or 2 ago, you shouldn't really be bugging them for a "lady" set.
: When You Realize Veigar can be Searched for in the Store by Entering "Tiny"
I'm sorry, but this post is just... misleading (or is it unsensical?). It's not a secret or a easter egg, and once you find that out the joke becomes... well... redundant. I honestly don't get how there are so many upvotes (probably un/misinformed people). I wouldn't downvote this post, because it's not something that deserves to be treated that way, I just don't see how there are this many UPvotes, I guess I overestimated the community? This would be a good post, it's just that it's his title, "the tiny masterpiece of evil", and any champ can be searched up by their title. It would be quite funny if you said something like "you can find Warwick by searching URF" or any other easteregg, or joke, something like this, where you just stated something that isn't funny in itself is pretty suprising on the amount of upvotes it got. Nothing against YOU, just the community as a whole was really stupid in this whole situation. If they had even bothered to look down and pay any sort of attention, they would have found this out aswell. Best Reguards, LlamaJelly
: League of Legends Yearbook
"Dunking.... I do that" aswell as "I can dunk as well as I can slaughter people"{{champion:122}}
: i got a 2v5 pentakill as aatrox with thresh (he died after the 1st enemy faking magnificent tank thresh) and after this, brand said this: OMG AATROX YOU STOLE 5 OF THRESH'S KILLS UR SO BAD NOOB
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: How did you get it?
I emailed Riot Support and waited long times before they answered
vSuperG (NA)
: April Fool's Splash Arts
I made this one about 2 weeks ago when I was missing 2 RP for the mystery ward
Aikori (NA)
: It's {{champion:11}} , Weapon's name is "Alpha", its color is Yellow (like Yi's Energy or visor), but most important, the weapon's tip says "β€œAlpha” fusion blade highly compatible with multi-target combat." so probably Yi's Q skill.
They already confirmed it was Mastery Yi legendary skin, Fuck that. He already has a ton of skins and The skin looks worse then any other legendary. Rito would have grabbed way more money with Yone. Bunch of fools is what they are
: Earned a downvote as soon as you brought up Yone. He's dead and buried, leave him there.
I made this post before I learned about Yone, no need to be a dick about it At the very least, Riot is doing something pretty big, why else would their be the "trace lost" message along with the "DO NOT TRUST" and "CORRUPTED MEMORIES" on the mobile website?
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: I think it's Project: Pantheon. {{champion:80}} Them highlighting "Alpha" so much is a sign that they're trying so hard to convince us it's a Master Yi skin when it's not. Here's the thread pertaining to it being confirmed by Riot that is isn't a new Champion: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3hlqru/red_post_from_the_las_boards_about_project_not/
Riot has been deceptive about things like this before. In the post he states that the IMAGE is not a new champion, which can either man 1 of 3 things. 1. The image is of another already known champion and the blade is for already released champion 2. The image is of another already known champion, but the weapon is for a new champion 3. The image is not of the new champion, but a SKIN for the new champion (the skin they get on release) and the weapon is the weapon the new champion (Yone is highly suspicious) uses. Also, if it's for Mastery Yi, what's with the "trace lost" message? EDIT: Why is the memory trace number the same as Yasuo's? To quote another post: "...... Well I think its Yone because the scrambled words on the page (if you go on the PROJECT promo page on a mobile device) say : "DO NOT TRUST" "CORRUPTED MEMORIES" This may mean that Yasuo's memories about killing his brother are not correct, or corrupted." EDIT 2: another great theory "you know how PROJECT Yasuo's theme was orange, when you moused over they all had a distinct color which leads me to believe they'll have their own kinda distinct color for their stuff which sounds really cool." and the blade one is orange, so the image could be Yone.
: I believe it has already been confirmed that it is not a new champion.
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Vesarixx (NA)
: @ Riot, some stuff I want to bring up
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