Rioter Comments
Rioter Comments
TBakes (NA)
: Tik Tok by Thre$ha
: THRESH. THE THRESHMAKER. THE THRESHNESS. THRESH INGREDIENTS. AMAZON THRESH. THRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. DAVID KOTHRESH. Okay maybe not that last one but you know what I mean.
Th4ren (NA)
: Killing the dead is not only what those guns were designed for, but what they have been effective at for years. Lucian and his wife successfully hunted undead for years with those guns. The whole premise of your statement is completely silly.
Lucian & Senna brought balance to Runeterra for years with the Nerf guns. Now they're not on sale anymore, and Necromancer Yorick is bringing the DEAD back to LIFE with his Buff Shovel.
: > [{quoted}](name=Yousosmart,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=kGwyqmqA,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-05-16T16:54:00.804+0000) > > "He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!" > > "And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!" You're under arrest for impersonating a celebrity.
You should be arrested for acting as a police officer. *Roasting intensifies*
Israel (NA)
: AW DANGIT! No hextech chest?!{{item:3070}}
No Israel, you house ISIS. Even Rito games' most cancerous champions won't support you.
: "But first, here's a message from our sponsor: Beats by Sona."
*Beats by Sona commercial plays with Sona making Sona noises*
gibbsies (NA)
: But Lucian is a bachelor! ;-){{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
Well... in this fight, http://youtu.be/R03cqGg40GU should be playing ;^)
: The irony that OP is making fun of Bronzies and is unranked. Also you aren't taking into account that her Ult deals no damage and that all of her skills are skillshot, and thus, missable. ~~And that she hasn't been released yet~~
: You realized you were wrong and did a full 180 to save face.
Again, no need to hate. People forget stuff y'know.
: Mid range squishy mage with delays on her abilities. Memes. Besides, I'm sure her ratios will still be toned down but she doesn't appear to be the most reliable mage when it comes to damage.
"... *can't figure out how to delete thread/comments*" -Mr. Bronzie
dEAdbUs (EUW)
: Jhin is just epicenter of balance.
"IKR OMG R!T0 G4MEZ R R3T4RDED!" -Mr. Bronzie
: So her entire combo does as much damage as... two normal shots from a late-game Jhin, with more than half of it being avoidable. Wouldn't be the AP champion I'm concerned most about.
"... *can't figure out how to delete thread/comments*" -Mr. Bronzie
dEAdbUs (EUW)
: Lol, so true.
: That's an ideal case. It won't happen often.
Talk to Mr. Bronzie 'bout that. He lives at 6666, Retard Layne, Bronzeton NA. "But 3vry1 g0ez full AP u nurd screb." -Mr. Bronze
: So wait, a fed Taliyah who manages to hit _**ALL**_ of her skills, does enough damage to kill someone? {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} Who would **ever** thought that would happen? She has a slow and a knock up, but as a mage ment for mid, she **should** be able to kill some poor squishy if they are stupid enough to just stand still the entire time. **BUT**, unlike some other mages({{champion:1}} {{champion:131}} {{champion:99}}), she has to kill you over a few seconds, as the threaded volley takes ~3 seconds to fire off (which is about as long as zed or Leblanc needs to kill you). And if she misses her w, or mis-times it, then she has to hope you are stupid enough to dash through/remain in the field until it explodes. Dealing 180 (+.4 AP) damage. So yes, she** _is_** powerful when fed and hitting all her skills, like any non-support should be! Now if she could do this **without** items, then that would be unbalanced. But as you said, this example if full ap, glass cannon build. Yet somehow you are surprised that she can do an avalanche of damage? There is a thing called common sense.
Ayyy no need to hate I was being Mr. Bronzie when typing this and forgot to mention that. "... *can't figure out how to delete thread/comments*" -Mr. Bronzie
Eggbread (NA)
: That's full build correct? Who cares? Do Full AP Xerath or Veigar. Similar utility, better numbers.
Bronzies don't listen to that lol. "... *can't figure out how to delete thread/comments*" -Mr. Bronzie
Salron (NA)
: "Full AP" Doesn't even give an amount
Talk to Mr. Bronzie 'bout that. He lives at 6666, Retard Layne, Bronzeton NA. "I m34nt 1,000 AP obvi u n00b skrub." -Mr. Bronzie
: W doesn't do that much damage. Its about 140ish shorter. Also how are you going to get all of the rocks in Q to do damage? Also the damage on Q at 700 ap is only 420-450 ish. The only thing that's really absurd here is how easy it will be to land E's 920 max damage without the pushed damage. If something needs to be nerfed its that. I guess its supposed to make up for the fact her ultimate does no damage?
Talk to Mr. Bronzie 'bout that. He lives at 6666, Retard Layne, Bronzeton NA. "I calculated all of these btw with my m4d m4th sk!llz, so I know wut I'm talking about." -Mr. Bronzie
Zorasama (NA)
: Full AP Nunu (idk how much but I assume you mean around ~1k AP) Q ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ W ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ E - 240 + 900 = 1140 R - 1125 + 2500 = 3625 FULL COMBO: 4765 AOE DAMAGE WITH CC OMG NERF PLS
Talk to Mr. Bronzie 'bout that. He lives at 6666, Retard Layne, Bronzeton NA. "Rito iz retard3d s!nce they no nurf h!m 2." -Mr. Bronzie
Rioter Comments
: Champion Reveal: Taliyah, the Stoneweaver
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL! We need a Trump Taliyah skin. Worked land is work land for the Yordles *COUGH* MEXICANS *COUGH*, her knock up would turn affected units into Yordles *COUGH* MEXICANS *COUGH* and they'd fly over a wall, and her mines would be exploding Yordles *COUGH* MEXICANS *COUGH*. Not trying to offend anyone or anything lol. Also Rito should've added GROUNDed to her kit :3
: > [{quoted}](name=Irish the Slayer,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=zUwvHgex,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-04-26T21:14:18.578+0000) > > Dunno where to ask this, but do you ever play matches with your memetastic fans? I mean, I'll happily become a fan to play a match with you. Any fan, really: Ceiling, stationary, floor, desk, any of 'em. http://i.imgur.com/dVDJiez.gif?Noredirect
> [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=zUwvHgex,comment-id=00040001,timestamp=2016-04-26T22:05:10.360+0000) > > http://i.imgur.com/dVDJiez.gif?Noredirect The master memer has replied to me! ^~^
Vei (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Irish the Slayer,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=zUwvHgex,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-04-26T21:14:18.578+0000) > > Dunno where to ask this, but do you ever play matches with your memetastic fans? I mean, I'll happily become a fan to play a match with you. Any fan, really: Ceiling, stationary, floor, desk, any of 'em. I played with him a couple of times, he's chill
> [{quoted}](name=Vei,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=zUwvHgex,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2016-04-26T21:17:09.957+0000) > > I played with him a couple of times, he's chill Guess I don't need to be a fan, then. Guess I'll be a heater if he wants me to.
: There have been a lot of posts lately asking for me to leave.
Dunno where to ask this, but do you ever play matches with your memetastic fans? I mean, I'll happily become a fan to play a match with you. Any fan, really: Ceiling, stationary, floor, desk, any of 'em.
Rioter Comments
Rioter Comments
: Let's say you have the ability to delete 5 champions of your choice....
Let's see.... Shaco is just cancer to play against, Yi takes 0 skill, Blitz has a kit with waaaaaay too much damage to go with his tankiness, Riven has way too much potential, (cough cough ASSURED SNOWBALLING cough cough) and Ahri has TRUE DAMAGE ON A ~6 SECOND CD.
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Meme's of Dean from Supernatural? I guess you could call it a RevoLUCIAN {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
: Dear champions, what are you proud of having?
Aurelion Sol: I have no champion icon yet!
: League of legends, featuring over 100 champions!
Jeez, Kha is completely stealing Lux's headpiece...
Rioter Comments
: Infernal Zac / Drunkmaster Gragas
For infernal Zac, his passive should make a volcano erput underneath him, spitting out 4 blobs of magma that then slid towards it. I love them tho!
: Patch Chat with Playtest - Patch 6.3
I really shouldn't inspire others to play this, but... KATARINA WITH DUSKBLADE. TBH, the armor pen and AD don't matter. It's the passive. If they don't die from your combo, the passive should finish them off.
: When you get a massive amount of IP from the party IP boost (940 IP for one game!)
: Wow Riot. What a bunch of fucking squares.
10/10 You called rito squares.
: The censorship laws in some place may actually ban the game because of the cigar. Is having the cigar really worth several hundred players not being able to play? Is it really worth Riot losing money and producing less content? Is just one, not really noticeable part of one drawing, really worth all that? Riot has no control over laws, however stupid they may seem, and it's not fair to punish the players of those regions because "I want mah cigar". Yes, it was a pretty big part of his character, but he's still Graves without it, and it's not like they completely removed it, they just removed it from ONE drawing.
Dude. GRAGAS ESQ. STILL HAS A CIGAR.
: Hey all, I can give a bit of context on why the cigar was removed. Essentially, there was a significant risk of censorship or age rating problems in various regions based on the depiction of tobacco usage. This kind of thing is pretty strictly enforced in parts of the world, and in this case it became clear that we needed to remove the cigar in his splash. The relevant laws sometimes apply differently depending on content type, which is why something that might work in peripheral content like a cinematic may not work in content like splashes that are tied specifically to the core game. I can also speak a bit as to why we wouldn't create multiple splashes in response to this kind of issue. One of our goals moving forward with splash art, compared to how things have been done in the past, is to create content for all regions. In the past we've created modified or entirely different splashes based on the needs or appeal of certain regions, but this is something we've been working to change moving forward. Where possible, we want to stay away from sharding the game unnecessarily for different regions. It may seem like a small thing in this case, but we believe that being consistent with this artistic approach best allows for a common community and common stories for players to experience and share with each other. -Silver
Well... Why can Gragas Esq. have one if Graves cant?
: I wonder if the similarity between the four of them is that they all haven't had parents, or well, birth parents I mean? KInda? Sorta? Something to that Degree? * Sona was left at an orphanage, but later adopted * Garen was seemingly drafted into the military, if we use Lux as an example. * Vi was an orphan on the streets of Zaun * Zed, we have no notion of his parents, but it can be inferred that Zed's parents are not at the Temple Another theory might be a theme of a lost childhood? * Zed was trained at an early age, about discipline and all that boring stuff * Garen, like before, was drafted into the military, but was Jarvans friend if I recall correctly * Vi, like before, was an orphan on the street, having to fend for herself to stay alive * Sona, she was mute, and was very talented at the Ehwal which led to tours and we all know that childhood glamour stuff (Cough cough justien Cough) My last theory, and probably flimsiest, is maybe a theme of betrayal? Not like Kallista betrayal but to a group/ideal than to a person. * Zed, betrayal to the ideal of balance, the clan of where Shen came from, and his master * Vi, betrayal of Ekko, Jinx, and her old gang (Betrayal as in leave for piltover and become a Piltie) * Sona (ABSOLUTELY no idea. Her old lore doesn't give any answers or anything. This is why this theory if flimsy) * Garen betrayal for Demacia by falling in Love with a Noxian (Katarina) There has to be some sort of connection between them. Two of them are blue tinted, the other Red tinted? Two males, two females? WHERE IS THE RAINBOW CONNECTION!?!?!
BUT Why did riot choose these four champions specifically? If it was the orphan thing, then why not Ekko? If it was lost childhood, why not Shyvana? If it was betrayal, why not TF? We may never know...
: In response to your wishes/fears section: I just realized something great. {{champion:238}} Secrets kept are weapons wasted. {{champion:238}} The truth lies in darkness. {{champion:238}} Brave the shadows, find the truth. Much like how Garen is his perfect image and Sona is her lack of voice, Zed's entire theme is (forbidden) knowledge. He was shot through the _**head**_.
You, good sir, are onto something. But knowing rito they'll probably change the whole thing since we're onto them lol
Artits (EUNE)
: I'm so sorry for the shadeful reply then, friend. Lack of sleep and too much work got the best of me. Here's a gif of a cute kitty to (hopefully) make peace. https://media.giphy.com/media/yedDQGWwq0heU/giphy.gif
I think imma go waddle into a hidey corner and watch that gif for 10 hours ty gud sir ty
Artits (EUNE)
: Nnnnn, you calling my theory the worst ever and then mentioning Ao Shin, the irony. http://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/penguifall.gif
I was calling mine worst ever srry if u took it the wrong way lol
Artits (EUNE)
: Garen, Sona & Vi Animated Portraits
This is probably the worst theory ever but... Ao Shin? Ao Jhin? Coincident maybe?
: {{champion:83}} Walks into a bar, there are no counters.
Rito walks into a court room, all of the scales immediately tip. Or shall I say... Tilt {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
: {{champion:83}} and my shovel
{{champion:107}} and my eye.
: Jagged Edge, the Headhunter
I've essentially reworked his whole kit except for a few things, so check out his new kit!
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