: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=FkbAeBeV,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-08-04T19:13:45.145+0000) > > Shabby chic would look hilarious in a gay mans bedroom. kind of thing you'd find hilarious or people that have no sense of humor whatsoever would find hilarious ?
> [{quoted}](name=BlueVestGuy,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=FkbAeBeV,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-08-04T19:15:10.815+0000) > > kind of thing you'd find hilarious or people that have no sense of humor whatsoever would find hilarious ? I don't know how to post pictures but obviously it's hilarious.
: Help a Gay Redecorate
Shabby chic would look hilarious in a gay mans bedroom.
Salron (NA)
: What's your definition of "poor" op?
> [{quoted}](name=Face The Win,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-08-04T19:01:11.785+0000) > > What's your definition of "poor" op? To me being poor isn't a monetary thing, its a mindset. Doing poor things. Like putting cereal on the refrigerator or wearing khakis.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=000200010001000000000000000000010000,timestamp=2017-08-04T19:00:17.476+0000) > > I eat what you'll eat in 5 years. > > Living near SF, we get food trends when they start before they become a massive trend to poor people. Bacon flavored suff and salted caramel stuff as examples. > > I basically eat in the future compared to you. If you think bacon flavored food compares to the rel thing.... Honestly substituting real bacon for artificial flavor sounds like what poor people would do.
> [{quoted}](name=GlobDaBlob,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0002000100010000000000000000000100000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T19:03:15.624+0000) > > If you think bacon flavored food compares to the rel thing.... Honestly substituting real bacon for artificial flavor sounds like what poor people would do. I'm just saying, the bacon fad was like 20 years ago here. My point is, you won't comprehend how I eat until 5 - 10 years from now.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0002000100010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:41:09.059+0000) > > You eat very poor. Bacon is extremely poor. And probable white potatoes. Extremely unhealthy. > > But despite being poor, I like you. Seems you got a little soul. You're good people. Lifestyle only really affects quality of life anyway. Longevity is genetic. It's irrelevant what I eat, I'll still likely live 25% longer than the average just because my ancestors did so too.
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00020001000100000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:50:49.742+0000) > > Lifestyle only really affects quality of life anyway. Longevity is genetic. It's irrelevant what I eat, I'll still likely live 25% longer than the average just because my ancestors did so too. I don't know if I'd want to live at all like that. But, I'd say its mindset over lifestyle or genetics.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0002000100010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:41:09.059+0000) > > You eat very poor. Bacon is extremely poor. I feel bad for you if you don't eat bacon.
> [{quoted}](name=GlobDaBlob,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00020001000100000000000000000001,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:56:19.483+0000) > > I feel bad for you if you don't eat bacon. I eat what you'll eat in 5 years. Living near SF, we get food trends when they start before they become a massive trend to poor people. Bacon flavored suff and salted caramel stuff as examples. I basically eat in the future compared to you.
Rioter Comments
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00020001000100000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:06:01.402+0000) > > You eat poor too. None of that is healthy. > > You have a lot of poor habits that you picked up from childhood. I actually don't eat cereal all that often. It's why my honey nut and miniwheats are sitting on top of the fridge right now. My usual breakfast is usually like a bacon, egg, and potato breakfast burrito. All Allsup's brand ingredients, so yes, I do eat "poor."
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=000200010001000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:11:51.072+0000) > > I actually don't eat cereal all that often. It's why my honey nut and miniwheats are sitting on top of the fridge right now. My usual breakfast is usually like a bacon, egg, and potato breakfast burrito. > > All Allsup's brand ingredients, so yes, I do eat "poor." You eat very poor. Bacon is extremely poor. And probable white potatoes. Extremely unhealthy. But despite being poor, I like you. Seems you got a little soul. You're good people.
: > [{quoted}](name=Besteau,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=000200010001,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:53:55.575+0000) > > I have just finished my cookie crisp and i'm going to get some raisin bran soon when i go grocery shopping. I wish I had some cookie crisps. I have the Honey Nut with clusters, miniwheats, and the Apple Jacks in my fridge. Eating healthy is overrated. Just push those cocoa pebbles in my mouth.
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0002000100010000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:02:58.966+0000) > > I wish I had some cookie crisps. I have the Honey Nut with clusters, miniwheats, and the Apple Jacks in my fridge. Eating healthy is overrated. Just push those cocoa pebbles in my mouth. You eat poor too. None of that is healthy. You have a lot of poor habits that you picked up from childhood.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:54:13.237+0000) > > Did you grow up poor? I'd say so, but only because I lived with my father. He started a geology company that expanded into oil production when I was a teenager. And I guess it depends on how you define the interplay between wealth and income. Coming from a farm family on my Mom's side, it's easy to say they were wealthy-- they owned their own land and equipment for the most part, which is a lot of wealth. But their income was pretty low-- that's just how it is for farmers.
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T18:00:19.996+0000) > > I'd say so, but only because I lived with my father. He started a geology company that expanded into oil production when I was a teenager. > > And I guess it depends on how you define the interplay between wealth and income. Coming from a farm family on my Mom's side, it's easy to say they were wealthy-- they owned their own land and equipment for the most part, which is a lot of wealth. But their income was pretty low-- that's just how it is for farmers. That sort of makes sense then, doing it out of habit because that's how you grew up.
: > [{quoted}](name=Besteau,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:49:14.998+0000) > > https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/4UF1gcTa-why-do-poor-people-put-their-cereal-on-top-of-their-refrigerator Dang, that is a pretty good memory.
> [{quoted}](name=PartyPanda12,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:50:08.151+0000) > > Dang, that is a pretty good memory. It's actually not surprising. Ever since I've been on these GD things, people have saved my posts and threads, and frequently use them to quote me. Seen it a thousand times.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:51:19.070+0000) > > Just a question, are you on welfare? > > We have a theory that it's a sign that the person is on welfare? No. Just a college student. I own property and have oil investments, so I likely wouldn't even qualify for welfare.
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:52:39.150+0000) > > No. Just a college student. > > I own property and have oil investments, so I likely wouldn't even qualify for welfare. Did you grow up poor?
: > [{quoted}](name=Besteau,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:49:14.998+0000) > > https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/4UF1gcTa-why-do-poor-people-put-their-cereal-on-top-of-their-refrigerator Hey, I posted in that thread. Only now one of my cereal boxes is in the fridge. Apple jacks, to be precise.
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=00020001,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:51:22.419+0000) > > Hey, I posted in that thread. Only now one of my cereal boxes is in the fridge. Apple jacks, to be precise. Should have guessed it was a thread made by me. I actually thought someone else had this question. Should have known they wouldn't here.
: I have two boxes of 11 month old cereal on the fridge. I suppose it's because convenient cabinet space is limited in a sub-500 sq. ft. apartment.
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=oklwMNyW,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-08-04T17:47:24.274+0000) > > I have two boxes of 11 month old cereal on the fridge. I suppose it's because convenient cabinet space is limited in a sub-500 sq. ft. apartment. Just a question, are you on welfare? We have a theory that it's a sign that the person is on welfare?
Rioter Comments
: Gd, do you ever look at couples and think to yourself
Nope, I'm not creepy. You might find people on here that have though. Apparently people here sexualize children. Don't see why they wouldn't have stalker type thoughts.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=YhLL2Ma0,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2017-08-04T02:52:35.545+0000) > > No. I was told by a doctor once that I had A.D.D.. I laughed in his face and left. > > One of two things happened: > > 1) I never had A.D.D. because it was never real to begin with (this is most likely). > > 2) I mentally cured myself by not accepting excuses made for me I think you should get reevaluated. You sound incredibly autistic to me.
> [{quoted}](name=VesperNadal,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=YhLL2Ma0,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T03:52:15.747+0000) > > I think you should get reevaluated. You sound incredibly autistic to me. I make more than most doctors who would evaluate me for that. If anything, they should come to me so that I can evaluate them for autism.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=0008000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T02:01:19.733+0000) > > https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/hQaZmb7H-what-happened-to-bustydemoness > > This isn't you? > > Identical names. WHOOOOOOOSH.
> [{quoted}](name=Busty Demoness,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=00080000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T03:24:43.698+0000) > > WHOOOOOOOSH. You don't answer direct questions with direct responses. You try to talk around them. I can feel the timidness you project. This could have been a result of the bullying. I really believe that Jiu Jitsu will shed that timidness and make you more confident so you can have direct conversations and avoid being bullied in to submission. I'm pulling for you.
: Serious question; Are you autistic?
> [{quoted}](name=VesperNadal,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=YhLL2Ma0,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-08-04T02:38:53.625+0000) > > Serious question; Are you autistic? No. I was told by a doctor once that I had A.D.D.. I laughed in his face and left. One of two things happened: 1) I never had A.D.D. because it was never real to begin with (this is most likely). 2) I mentally cured myself by not accepting excuses made for me
: What does race have to do with this exactly?
> [{quoted}](name=PowerBurger,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=YhLL2Ma0,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-08-04T02:42:29.203+0000) > > What does race have to do with this exactly? Race has nothing to do with it. Are you trying to make it a race issue? Stop feeling guilty or pretending to be noble.
: I'm not entirely sure if you are trolling in an attempt to offend people or if you just don't know any better. But what you're posting can be found as being offensive to some people. http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png
> [{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=YhLL2Ma0,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2017-08-04T02:45:25.595+0000) > > I'm not entirely sure if you are trolling in an attempt to offend people or if you just don't know any better. But what you're posting can be found as being offensive to some people. > > http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png Everything is offensive to you people except for maybe sexualizing children.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=00080000,timestamp=2017-08-04T00:10:15.173+0000) > > I just read a thread about you being bullied off this forum. > > Jui Jitsu could really help your confidence. I'm amazed that you have no idea what you're talking about and yet continue to preach as if you do.
> [{quoted}](name=Busty Demoness,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=000800000000,timestamp=2017-08-04T01:59:03.429+0000) > > I'm amazed that you have no idea what you're talking about and yet continue to preach as if you do. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/hQaZmb7H-what-happened-to-bustydemoness This isn't you? Identical names.
Raw (NA)
: You sound like the type of idiot that would try to pull guard in a street fight. http://www.auplod.com/u/aopdul99681.png
> [{quoted}](name=Raw,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2017-08-04T00:45:24.678+0000) > > You sound like the type of idiot that would try to pull guard in a street fight. > http://www.auplod.com/u/aopdul99681.png Depends on the distance of my attacker. I might if he were trying to take me down. I know that he wouldn't be able to do anything in my guard and I have a crazy guillotine from bottom. I would think though that in most situations, im more likely to pull my gun than guard because I wouldn't let a fight break out with someone that close to me.
Rioter Comments
: I'd rather learn Jhin Jutsu, mastering the art of 4.
> [{quoted}](name=Busty Demoness,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-08-04T00:01:03.207+0000) > > I'd rather learn Jhin Jutsu, mastering the art of 4. I just read a thread about you being bullied off this forum. Jui Jitsu could really help your confidence.
: I actually really want to learn it, im going to learn army combats first then move on to Jiu Jitsu.
> [{quoted}](name=Furi Kuri,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2017-08-03T23:53:23.353+0000) > > I actually really want to learn it, im going to learn army combats first then move on to Jiu Jitsu. You'll learn a little jiu jitsu in the army. It's just a condensed version that specifically caters to the situations they face. You could certainly use that to defend yourself against average people on the street but you probably couldn't walk on to the mat and roll with a blue belt using it. Jiu Jitsu comes in all types of forms. Police/military, MMA, competition, ect.. Concepts are generally the same but the techniques are changed somewhat.
AssauIto (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-08-03T23:09:23.257+0000) > > Normally, I wouldn't reply to posts like this that are just admissions of quit, but if you look at the front page of the forum, you couldn't prove me wrong. > > I know these replies are coming because it's easier to find comfort in a group than find power in yourself. I know a lot of you people are lazy quitters. > > But still would like to see you guys get belief in yourselves. This "holier than thou" trolling isn't going to fly. This is a very vague and dumb thread making vast generalizations. http://i.imgur.com/RkmaErL.gif
> [{quoted}](name=AssauIto,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T23:15:58.338+0000) > > This "holier than thou" trolling isn't going to fly. This is a very vague and dumb thread making vast generalizations. > > http://i.imgur.com/RkmaErL.gif Vast generalizations huh? Did you happen to see the "whos the mvp of GD" as one example?
: Spoilers: Clerks are trained to ring up whatever silly combination of things you bring to them. I assure you that they've seen far weirder, and it's not their place to question it. Also, your sense of humor sucks.
> [{quoted}](name=Leaf of the lake,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-08-03T23:13:32.404+0000) > > Spoilers: Clerks are trained to ring up whatever silly combination of things you bring to them. I assure you that they've seen far weirder, and it's not their place to question it. > > Also, your sense of humor sucks. I did not know that. Back when I was growing up there used to be black people. When I was a child, I used to shop at grocery stores because I had no money (pre 8 years old). And the black clerks always questioned or had something to say about the stuff you were buying. I thought this was common.
: What if I am not a pedophile, and I am just hear to seek acceptance from other no-life virgin nerds who play too many video games? Would jiu-jitsu help me?
> [{quoted}](name=PartyPanda12,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-08-03T23:05:49.748+0000) > > What if I am not a pedophile, and I am just hear to seek acceptance from other no-life virgin nerds who play too many video games? > > Would jiu-jitsu help me? Yes, self confidence would change your life.
AssauIto (NA)
: Yep, just a troll thread. Downvote and move on. http://i.imgur.com/TNHm1XW.gif
> [{quoted}](name=AssauIto,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=NPBL7anV,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-08-03T23:05:24.566+0000) > > Yep, just a troll thread. Downvote and move on. > http://i.imgur.com/TNHm1XW.gif Normally, I wouldn't reply to posts like this that are just admissions of quit, but if you look at the front page of the forum, you couldn't prove me wrong. I know these replies are coming because it's easier to find comfort in a group than find power in yourself. I know a lot of you people are lazy quitters. But still would like to see you guys get belief in yourselves.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=000100000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:37:09.923+0000) > > Show me something to the equivalent of someone sticking cereal (or other pantry items) on their refrigerator and I'll laugh. > > Show me some idiot doing foriegny things in public to slow down my day and I'll choke him unconscious, then maybe I'll laugh. So if someone stuck a cucumber in a microwave you would laugh, but if something actually funny happens you would be confused. You're not going to fit in well here in GD.
> [{quoted}](name=AnArousedCactus,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0001000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:42:59.792+0000) > > So if someone stuck a cucumber in a microwave you would laugh, but if something actually funny happens you would be confused. You're not going to fit in well here in GD. I would laugh at that. People using microwaves is poor and hilarious.
Rioter Comments
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:30:26.711+0000) > > No, that shit only flies in European countries like England or France. Or perhaps 3rd world countries like Canada. > > I mean, the guy is just terrorizing old foreigners. Wouldn't fly here. Yup, that proves it. Your humor needs work :) http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png
> [{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=00010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:33:59.960+0000) > > Yup, that proves it. Your humor needs work :) > > http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png Show me something to the equivalent of someone sticking cereal (or other pantry items) on their refrigerator and I'll laugh. Show me some idiot doing foriegny things in public to slow down my day and I'll choke him unconscious, then maybe I'll laugh.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:21:49.590+0000) > > You couldn't do that in the US. > > You'd either be ran over, beaten, or shot. > > And expectedly so. How about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8 http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png
> [{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:26:34.588+0000) > > How about this? > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8 > > http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png No, that shit only flies in European countries like England or France. Or perhaps 3rd world countries like Canada. I mean, the guy is just terrorizing old foreigners. Wouldn't fly here.
: Your sense of humor needs work. If you want to actually be funny do stuff like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18 http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png
> [{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:14:19.057+0000) > > Your sense of humor needs work. If you want to actually be funny do stuff like this guy: > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18 > > http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png You couldn't do that in the US. You'd either be ran over, beaten, or shot. And expectedly so.
: If no one laughs at your joke, maybe it isn't funny.
> [{quoted}](name=A Swarm of Koala,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-08-03T22:18:04.117+0000) > > If no one laughs at your joke, maybe it isn't funny. It's obviously funny. There's no disputing that. I laughed. If I laughed, he should have known to laugh.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0000000000010000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:08:22.193+0000) > > Ok. > > Only hobos wear khakis. Real people stopped wearing khakis 15 years ago. > > Seriously, deodorant from a grocery store? Thats extremely poor. > > Do I have to explain fancy yellow mustard? > > The joke is obvious that I'm acting like a hobo. What the fuck? you aren't funny at all. People stopped waering khakis 15 years ago? It's standard casual business attire, what the hell are you talking about? Buying deodorant from a grocery store is poor? what the fuck? you sound like a 13 year old stupid child.
> [{quoted}](name=SmokedaJ,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=00000000000100000001,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:48:53.766+0000) > > What the fuck? you aren't funny at all. > > People stopped waering khakis 15 years ago? It's standard casual business attire, what the hell are you talking about? Buying deodorant from a grocery store is poor? what the fuck? you sound like a 13 year old stupid child. Knowing this forum, you guys would love it if I were a 13 year child.
: What are your dreams? (that you actually want
Dreams for me are difficult. It is almost impossible for me to have long term goals because my entire life is spent pursuing my interests. For the most part, I live my dreams every single day.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=000000000001000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:13:59.396+0000) > > The second I walk in to a safeway wearing khakis and pick up fancy yellow mustard and deodorant. > > I couldn't keep a straight face the entire time but no one else laughed. > > Seems like people are way too serious and don't have a sense of humor. Eh, senses of humor differ a lot. Some people find things hilarious that others don't see the humor in at all. Doesn't mean people are too serious or too lighthearted. Just different senses of what is funny. I am glad you found it funny, though
> [{quoted}](name=PartyPanda12,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0000000000010000000000000001,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:19:08.125+0000) > > Eh, senses of humor differ a lot. > > Some people find things hilarious that others don't see the humor in at all. > > Doesn't mean people are too serious or too lighthearted. Just different senses of what is funny. > > I am glad you found it funny, though I had a real good time. I'm not a rel funny guy and I don't pretend to be, but some times I like to play funny pranks. One time I put cereal on top of my refrigerator for my wife to see. That was one of my funnier pranks.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=000000000001000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:13:59.396+0000) > > The second I walk in to a safeway wearing khakis and pick up fancy yellow mustard and deodorant. > > I couldn't keep a straight face the entire time but no one else laughed. > > Seems like people are way too serious and don't have a sense of humor. you need to lay off the weed before you go out in public
> [{quoted}](name=Kuronii Lumiira,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0000000000010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:15:31.312+0000) > > you need to lay off the weed before you go out in public I don't do drugs. Never have. Didn't appeal to me when they were described as mind altering. Even as a kid I thought "I have a perfect mind, why would I want to alter it?" Seemed counter productive.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0000000000010000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:08:22.193+0000) > > Ok. > > Only hobos wear khakis. Real people stopped wearing khakis 15 years ago. > > Seriously, deodorant from a grocery store? Thats extremely poor. > > Do I have to explain fancy yellow mustard? > > The joke is obvious that I'm acting like a hobo. Oh, ok. When does it become funny, though?
> [{quoted}](name=PartyPanda12,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=00000000000100000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:11:04.556+0000) > > Oh, ok. > > When does it become funny, though? The second I walk in to a safeway wearing khakis and pick up fancy yellow mustard and deodorant. I couldn't keep a straight face the entire time but no one else laughed. Seems like people are way too serious and don't have a sense of humor.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:00:23.371+0000) > > You're extremely poor then. So how about you explain it, bourgeoisie capitalist pig.
> [{quoted}](name=PartyPanda12,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=000000000001,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:04:44.998+0000) > > So how about you explain it, bourgeoisie capitalist pig. Ok. Only hobos wear khakis. Real people stopped wearing khakis 15 years ago. Seriously, deodorant from a grocery store? Thats extremely poor. Do I have to explain fancy yellow mustard? The joke is obvious that I'm acting like a hobo.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:00:23.371+0000) > > You're extremely poor then. Your entire joke was extremely poor.
> [{quoted}](name=Kuronii Lumiira,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-08-03T21:01:05.336+0000) > > Your entire joke was extremely poor. Nah, it was hilarious. The guy didn't get it though. Which is really sad because it shows the life he lives. Sincerely thinking about going back and giving him money.
: I don't get it.
> [{quoted}](name=PartyPanda12,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=PI3wJUUs,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-08-03T20:50:59.476+0000) > > I don't get it. You're extremely poor then.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=9GTQu0qt,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2017-08-03T20:30:41.018+0000) > > And if someone tells you it's because "it's a lack of experience", they're lying. Anyone can teach you to do basic jobs in no time. They believe you aren't wroth teaching. So you believe that if i want a job, i need to make the person interviewing feel i'm competent and willing.
> [{quoted}](name=The flex z0ne,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=9GTQu0qt,comment-id=00070000,timestamp=2017-08-03T20:31:30.340+0000) > > So you believe that if i want a job, i need to make the person interviewing feel i'm competent and willing. Yes. That's common sense.
: "Sorry we're looking for people with experience" Said the hiring managers to all of us millenials
And if someone tells you it's because "it's a lack of experience", they're lying. Anyone can teach you to do basic jobs in no time. They believe you aren't wroth teaching.
: > [{quoted}](name=Janky Mechanics,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=9GTQu0qt,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2017-08-03T20:20:56.475+0000) > > I never hire "millennials". Two simple reasons: > > 1) Lack of problem solving skills > > 2) lack of drive to be better. lame response, and not necessarily true. bump
> [{quoted}](name=The flex z0ne,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=9GTQu0qt,comment-id=00060000,timestamp=2017-08-03T20:25:13.662+0000) > > lame response, and not necessarily true. > > bump It's literally true: I've never hired a millennial. Brought some on for interviews before. Now I don't even bother.
: "Sorry we're looking for people with experience" Said the hiring managers to all of us millenials
I never hire "millennials". Two simple reasons: 1) Lack of problem solving skills 2) lack of drive to be better.
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