: Oh so assassins need reaction time,
I'm so glad this wasn't another fucking ADC post.
: The Crescent Blade Farce Chapter 2
I just finished reading this and I think it's very funny and a good read. Notify me if you have another chapter out!
: The Crescent Blade Farce Chapter 2
Hey Tyrek! A long time ago I mentioned something to you about writing another story. Well after spending a month and getting to 25k words on one story, I decided that I hated it and started over. [Here is the first chapter of my new one! ](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12724677/1/Bloodlines) It takes place in an alternate A Court of Thorns and Roses universe. None of the characters are from the actual series, so you won't be super in the dark as to what/who is what/who. If you don't want to read it, that's perfectly fine, but if you're interested then here you go!
: Can you link to threads that talk about this? I always browse boards looking for them, in a plat jg main.
> [{quoted}](name=Weathered,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=UNEKaFGg,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-11-12T02:57:47.651+0000) > > Can you link to threads that talk about this? I always browse boards looking for them, in a plat jg main. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-discussion/r7WkoFkb-psa-spam-pinging-your-jungler-isnt-going-to-make-them-gank-your-lane is one good example. I've made lots of "don't do this to your jungler" threads and every single one of them goes like this.
Rioter Comments
Broporo (NA)
: Yoooooooo I've never been more excited about a player idea before xD!!!!!
CLG ear (NA)
: can u play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKXfGWXIowk
> [{quoted}](name=CLG ear,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=WyYaoWUO,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-11-06T00:50:26.479+0000) > > can u play this > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKXfGWXIowk probably, as long as I put a few weeks practice into it. I'm currently learning Bohemian Rhapsody and relearning some old recital songs.
: This is precisely why I hate string instruments and prefer wind ones. I play French horn and learned tuba in about a week to perform in one song of a concert. My hate for playing string instruments doesn't change that my favorite one to listen to is cello though.
> [{quoted}](name=AlienPrimate,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=WyYaoWUO,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-11-06T00:48:32.377+0000) > > This is precisely why I hate string instruments and prefer wind ones. I play French horn and learned tuba in about a week to perform in one song of a concert. My hate for playing string instruments doesn't change that my favorite one to listen to is cello though. I hate wind instruments :/ I can't stand the way the trombone made my lips feel. I have a very sensitive mouth when it comes to vibrations. My lips tire much faster than my hands too. To each their own, though.
: Make sure you are doing hand stretches before and after, it can help them to be less sore.
> [{quoted}](name=Weathered,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=WyYaoWUO,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-11-06T00:35:10.555+0000) > > Make sure you are doing hand stretches before and after, it can help them to be less sore. i didn't even think about that.
Rioter Comments
Starbit (NA)
: I was bored this weekend, so I decided to draw Zoe
The head is a little into the uncanny valley, but otherwise it looks great! I love the colors and the hair!
: I can’t be the only one that thinks Rengar should be reverted?
Not this shit again. I agree with you, but please tell me the rengar mains aren't going to flood the boards once more.
: Assassins and bruisers are so bad that supports don't even take exhaust anymore
: PSA: Dont flash that Mastery 5 emote..
You can bet your ass that if I fail flash, fail to smite steal, and die, I'm gonna flash that M5 emote.
Rioter Comments
: i wonder how the new rune system will affect jungle clears?
It's gon be fuckin brutal. I am scared to clear the jungle without my wonderful armor runes.
: I hate poppy, (I also, with no shame, pick her everytime someone steals my riven)
I hate facing her too. I hate facing every champion in the game though
: Can we not bite Riot's head off when new runes are implemented?
NO! RIOT MUST RELEASE EVERYTHING IN A PERFECT STATE OF BALANCE WITH NO ISSUES AT ALL. FUCK THE BALANCE TEAM!!1!!1 /s Really though. I hope the boards doesn't just turn into "OMGGGGG _ RUNE IS SO BUSTEDDDDD," but I know how the boards are. I'm ready for the shitfest.
: A broken Record at this point.. Rengar
no. keep you and your flood of rengar mains off the boards pls.
Dasdi96 (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Marshbouy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ygfk7LEa,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-11-05T00:29:35.765+0000) > > Same applies to Ap champions when it gets later into the game. Just because they are behind doesn't mean they won't stay behind all game long. Except mages need to have full build to start having a chance at killing tanks. Meanwhile shit like {{champion:119}} {{champion:18}} {{champion:29}} start doing burst per second with {{item:3031}} {{item:3087}} {{item:3006}}
ah yes, the classic "they starting doing 1000 DPS at only 3 items!" argument. I love it.
: > [{quoted}](name=Marshbouy,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=BEdkI7eq,comment-id=000c0000,timestamp=2017-11-05T00:31:43.785+0000) > > --- > > People are constantly muting each other on both teams in games with VC. It balances out. Hoping the enemy team is dumb and/or even more toxic isn't a skillset.
> [{quoted}](name=IAintDarius,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=BEdkI7eq,comment-id=000c00000000,timestamp=2017-11-05T00:34:33.552+0000) > > Hoping the enemy team is dumb and/or even more toxic isn't a skillset. Too bad that's already how the majority of ranked games are already settled.
: Who knows. Then again, Lux, Teemo, and Lulu are the most hated based on their personalities soo...
Eh, not really. I haven't heard much hate about any of them. I hear way more hate for Eve, Xayah, and Rakan.
: I've used voice chat in Smite. No. It's going to be required to play competitively the same way flash is and will breed verbal passive aggressive behavior for minor shit. Telling players to just mute it will put them at a major disadvantage and telling players to use it will make the game extremely unfun for the losing team. Just play with friends dude.
> [{quoted}](name=IAintDarius,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=BEdkI7eq,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2017-11-05T00:30:06.103+0000) > > I've used voice chat in Smite. > > No. It's going to be required to play competitively the same way flash is and will breed verbal passive aggressive behavior for minor shit. > > Telling player to just mute it will put them at a major disadvantage and telling players to use it will make the game extremely unfun for the losing team. Just play with friends dude. --- >Telling player to just mute it will put them at a major disadvantage and telling players to use it will make the game extremely unfun for the losing team. Just play with friends dude. People are constantly muting each other on both teams in games with VC. It balances out.
: If the enemy team has 3 fed AP and one failure ADC you still have to build armor
Same applies to Ap champions when it gets later into the game. Just because they are behind doesn't mean they won't stay behind all game long.
: Zoe Is Not A Healthy Champion
elaborate. How does an overly peppy character somehow lead to the game being more toxic?
: You might be a Yasuo Main if...
number 5 is so accurate ahaha. While I was getting poppy to mastery 7 i loved playing against yasuo because you shit on them so fucking hard.
Kythers (NA)
: post your least impressive pentakill here
That was surprisingly unimpressive.
: And as with so many things we become the last moba without a modern feature.
I was vehemently against voice chat in league but after playing about 20 games of OW with voice chat I realized that it really isn't as bad as people say it is. Someone being toxic? Mute. Someone blasting music? Mute. It's not a large cost barrier either, because in order to competitively play league you already need a computer (at the **very** least $300 new), good internet connection which isn't cheap, and a mouse (laptop touchpads don't work). Another $20 for a functional mic is nothing, hell the majority of laptops have one built in. --- I honestly think people are just overreacting about VC in league.
: I think Zoe looks awesome and very unique
I wholly agree with you about Zoe, but I think that people should have a right to hate on whatever they want to.
: You know, playing against Zed wouldn't be so bad if...
Not a zed issue, but an anti-mage itemization issue in general.
: i will feel like nelson mandela of the boards .
>i will feel like nelson mandela of the boards . lmfao. there have been hundreds of "nerf yi" posts. you're nothing special.
ChilllOwl (EUW)
: League of Legends - Preseason 2018 Login Theme | Piano Tutorial
Love it! I haven't heard this song yet (i'm not playing league ATM) so thanks for sharing it with me!
: I prefer serious characters. I loved the stoic serious humor of Ornn, first new hero I liked in years. The problem is, Kayn’s not really a serious character. He reads more like a 90s dark age comic book protagonist. You know, those that rage at nothing and wear black leather because it reflects their dark brooding soul. It’s such a juvenile attempt at being serious it rolls right back along into comedy again. As to the new champion. Meh. People will complain. Let them. If you like her, play her. I don’t so I won’t. That’s the beauty of having some 130+ champions in the game.
I fucking love every thing Ornn does. That last little "dink" when forging items gets me every time.
: Why support is unfun
>Biggest reason are the support items, because basically you are buying items for your team instead of for yourself. that's the fucking point of the support. It's to **assist your team.**
: Daily Reminder we didn’t get Pool Party skins this year
Truly one of the great tragedies of our time.
Zellorea (NA)
: Can someone explain these Vayne games?
The answer is always more CS.
: > [{quoted}](name=archerno1,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=qErQKtgz,comment-id=000300010000,timestamp=2017-10-29T23:02:25.872+0000) > > Yes and it was like 50 years ago. And it wasnt about communism as much as it was about Cuba and Soviets love relationship. And it all started from Churchil and fact that Soviets almost single handedly won ww2. Rusdia isnt even communist anymore Lol
> [{quoted}](name=Hypochondria9,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=qErQKtgz,comment-id=0003000100000000,timestamp=2017-10-29T23:28:52.750+0000) > > Lol that's the only necessary response to what they said... lmao.
: Oh Communism, you so silly.
https://i.imgflip.com/1sl52b.jpg
CLG ear (NA)
: https://i.imgur.com/vgJF0xj.jpg[]
> [{quoted}](name=CLG ear,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=qErQKtgz,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-10-29T22:44:30.222+0000) > > https://i.imgur.com/vgJF0xj.jpg[] this is still my favorite version http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/239/992/ab1.jpg
archerno1 (EUNE)
: Why are Americans so obsessed with communism? Like, country that never experienced communism is loudest about it...
> [{quoted}](name=archerno1,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=qErQKtgz,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-10-29T22:44:25.549+0000) > > Why are Americans so obsessed with communism? Like, country that never experienced communism is loudest about it... Have you ever heard of the cold war? Like, ever? The USSR was our biggest rival in post WW2 times.
: Why do we ignore Ekko?
>Why do we ignore Ekko? Cause his attack patterns are extremely predictable. People only complain about him when A. he's cheesing some really tanky build that makes him both a damage threat *and* unkillable. B. mage mains are triggered that he has waveclear.
: WHAT DOES GREEN SMITE EVEN DO?
upvoted for lego ninjago
: And I want burst mids and tank tops and supporting supports to stop being mandatory, because that makes just as much sense and pushing DPS champions out of the DPS role.
: There was hilarious point in time when tank players were crying over dying too quickly. It was in part mostly hilarious because these players were those braindead types that thought they could dive into an entire enemy team and just walk away like nothing happened.
>There was hilarious point in time when tank players were crying over dying too quickly. this is all the time. Tank players on the boards think they should be able to survive 1v5 for at least 10 seconds.
: Can someone post the picture of nunu that looks retarded af.
https://www.mobafire.com/images/champion/skins/landscape/nunu-workshop.jpg this one? edit https://www.mobafire.com/images/champion/skins/landscape/nunu-grungy.jpg waht the fuck is this.
Rockman (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Marshbouy,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=JLPU7Aw1,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-10-23T23:41:21.939+0000) > > What anime is this? Captain Underpants Bizzare Adventure
> [{quoted}](name=Rockman,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=JLPU7Aw1,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-10-23T23:43:52.706+0000) > > Captain Underpants Bizzare Adventure lmao yeah I know. I recognize that art style, I'm just dickin around.
: The _strange_ part is that both get upvotes.
Sometimes posts just get through based on luck alone. It's very odd.
Rockman (NA)
: .
What anime is this?
: Tahm Kench eats himself???
That's a good meme.
Besteau (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Marshbouy,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=qojXE88f,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-10-22T13:54:41.777+0000) > > interesting! > where did you find a sensory deprivation tank? > How much did it cost? > Did you hallucinate at all while inside of it ? In a big city 45 min from where I live. 65 bucks for 90 min. No i think? I think I slept most of the time. The only hallucination type thing I felt was room spinning sensation when in fact I was perfectly still.
> [{quoted}](name=Besteau,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=qojXE88f,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-10-22T14:11:40.166+0000) > > In a big city 45 min from where I live. > 65 bucks for 90 min. > No i think? I think I slept most of the time. The only hallucination type thing I felt was room spinning sensation when in fact I was perfectly still. cool! 65 bucks is a lot tho, I should get a sensory deprivation tank and rent it to people...
Show more

Marshbouy

Level 30 (NA)
Lifetime Upvotes
Create a Discussion