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: > [{quoted}](name=Melledoneus,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=UJofEmAt,comment-id=00010003,timestamp=2017-03-28T01:20:29.235+0000) > > In Bread we crust. If i cut off the crust, will I be considered the anti-crust?
If you are against big bakeries, yes, you are considered anti-crust.
: This analogy is so dumb. Take a pirate-era revolver. Shoot it. Does it travel across long distances and shoot 5 people? No, but Gangplank's ult does, cause it's a game. Reality shouldn't matter as much as consistency in a game. If I can destroy literally every other non-trap (Poppy's shield, Zyra's plants, Zac's blobs, Barb's shrines, Rek'sai's tunnels, Skarner's crystals), why shouldn't I be able to destroy Kat knives?
: Try the same thing with a shield? How does that work for you? Or a blob of goo? Not everything is physically accurate.
I would think that Poppy's shield is magic in nature, and when somebody crushes it with their boot the magic dissipates since Poppy is not channeling her magic into the buckler.
: Look at the people arguing against supports and support items atm. No they are one and the same. I can read names.
Then read mine. I think burst is too high, and I have never once complained about supports being too strong.
: "BURST KILLS EVERYTHING TOO FAST!"
What if I told you the people complaining about anti-burst and the people complaining about burst could be different people with different opinions? It's almost as if we the LoL community are not the Zerg hivemind.
xWaters (NA)
: What do you mean they dont need it? I guess you still are not getting my point. Why go after an ITEM, when the champion is clearly the problem. Do you anyone complaining about other champs who build phantom dancer aside from graves who really doesn't get it any longer?
If no other champion builds it except Yasuo, what reason is there not to nerf it for melee? Additionally, it's not like Riot is going to nerf Yasuo again anytime soon, seeing as how teeth-breakingly difficult it was to get a magic damage decrease on Yasuo's E, and even then they gave compensation buffs.
Calabok (NA)
: ? he's fine.
His E hitbox is bugged. Perhaps you have not played him enough to experience it, but when it happens it absolutely sucks. "He's fine" does not justify leaving bugs to persist.
xWaters (NA)
: Tryndamere, yi, maybe gangplank and Aatrox? Idrk. I'd just rather the direct problem be nerfed rather than an item.
None of those champions need the full damage reduction.
: What is the point of ranked when you get matched by MMR anyways?
Why do people even use rank as a measure of skill and game knowledge at this point? I legit had to talk to Diamonds who say stupid shit like "Shen can outduel Darius" and "You can flash out of Lee's ult." I've beaten Diamonds playing champions for the first or second time. I beat a Diamond Darius Mastery 7 player as Shen. Rank is irrelevant at this point (this does not apply to Master and Challenger) and whoever uses their "muh Diamond 3" bullshit to exert their authority to say something stupid can go to hell.
Rioter Comments
: Its true. They were BREAD for war. http://pa1.narvii.com/6294/d418b23d54a2bbc1bad30d3a192602a1bf639fdb_hq.gif
In Bread we crust.
Lupan (NA)
: sadly it won't be river shen without being in the river ):
xWaters (NA)
: Don't nerf an item because of one champion. That's not fair to the others. I propose that yasuo get his shield removed completely from his passive or lower the amount of free crit he gets.
What other melee uses PD and actually relies on the damage reduction? Seriously, it was a toxic mechanic to start with.
Araethas (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Melledoneus,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=uk8Ur45h,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-03-27T18:53:42.549+0000) > > Gif used twice in the same day... > > https://media.giphy.com/media/PNFXpaRyw4mAg/giphy.gif > > You bring shame to us all. YOU WILL NEVER HIDE FROM ME
awdaf (NA)
: I really don't feel out played when I get killed by a Yasuo after 20 minutes
How about we just halve the damage reduction of PD for melee? Seems like a reasonable hit to Shitsuo.
: {{champion:122}} BRING. IT. ON.
Raiyza (NA)
: {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}} I laughed pretty hard. Well done. Ironic, your shitty post turned a shitty work day into a good day. Good shit man.
Glad I made somebody's day just a little bit brighter.
Nostormo (EUNE)
: He said **oxy**moron, tho :^)
It was an Oxiclean response.
: half the threads in gameplay balance forum: "I dont know how to play against XXXXX. XXXXX is a broken, toxic champion, who would be better off being more like a champion I know how to play against, like YYYYY."
: > [{quoted}](name=Melledoneus,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=EtXQhs5J,comment-id=0001000100000000,timestamp=2017-03-27T19:55:31.134+0000) > > Streaming tonight from 11:57 to midnight. EST?
: Good sir, your title is an oxymoron.
Araethas (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Melledoneus,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=L0wcawpu,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2017-03-27T04:20:08.949+0000) > > He's back, people. > > *Sigh* > > *Reluctantly upvotes* :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Oh, you've come for me once again. Well, you won't take me alive! *Opens hidden trapdoor and escapes through airship*
: So if you post high quality shit how do the cows feel about it?
They feel quite mooved.
Evenstar (OCE)
: I've always wondered something... Why aren't the daggers allowed to be destroyed if you step on it?
Take a knife from your kitchen. If you are 14 or younger you should not be playing this game regardless. Stick it in a patch of grass. Step on it. Does it get destroyed? Unless you have landmines are where you put the knife, it should not have. Congratulations. Your neighbors now think you're either landscaping or weird.
: > [{quoted}](name=Melledoneus,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=EtXQhs5J,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2017-03-27T18:35:08.353+0000) > > At last, my AP carry bot lane lightning river Shen jungle will return! I wanna see this.
: https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder130/52158130.jpg http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/994/cac.jpg
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Rioter Comments
: **METAL GEAR SOLID**
: > You bring shame to us all. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qg7th2a91qgbuomo1_250.gif
Meddler (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Zultharian,realm=NA,application-id=A7LBtoKc,discussion-id=yOe5FROl,comment-id=0021,timestamp=2017-03-23T18:53:42.942+0000) > > Hey Meddler, Nami briefly appeared on surrender at 20's PBE notes, but with no info. Was this a typo on their end or are there plans for her? Thanks. We don't have any Nami stuff in progress that I'm aware of.
I think your gameplay team is starting a mutiny. SUMMON THE PEACEKEEPRS!
: So a melee is rewarded for getting close to an artillery mage - sounds fine by me.
{{champion:157}} Hello. I heard you were ranged. Not for long.
: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qg7th2a91qgbuomo1_250.gif
Gif used twice in the same day... https://media.giphy.com/media/PNFXpaRyw4mAg/giphy.gif You bring shame to us all.
: Social Experiment: Somebody once told me
https://pics.onsizzle.com/somebody-once-told-me-za-warudo-was-gonna-roll-me-1644282.png http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/6/6c/DIO.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160516215724
: ...Ummmmmm in why universe? He can duel a lot of people but Darius and illaoi is no goes for shen-pai
Garen, Olaf (this one can go either way with some luck and finesse), and Jayce can be added to that list.
: We’re updating our policy so unusual play styles don't get 14 day bans
Yay! https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7buf7nbSxFfSBOO4/giphy.gif
: finally, I won't be punished for playing AP Yi support mid with clarity and smite now i can play my REAL main in peace, soloQ here i come!! :)
At last, my AP carry bot lane lightning river Shen jungle will return!
: For your safety I'd advise not pissing off everyone. love, all current and ex support mains
Ignore him, he's the guy who claimed that Shen can outduel Darius.
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Skorch (NA)
: Dumbest things you did while starting.
{{champion:11}} {{item:1052}} {{item:1052}} {{item:1052}} {{item:1052}} {{item:1052}} {{item:1001}} So my Q does more damage, because ability power= more damaging abilities, right?
: I know its kinda dead.
I can't wait until Riot reworks crit so that Yasuo can finally become balanced, or at least closer to it.
: Does your fic have any of your trademark humor?
If you include the comments I make on every chapter and the part with Mundo, yes. But it's a bit damper to create some sense of atmosphere.
: I see... It was Yasuo, Lee Sin, Riven, and Teemo, right? That's a way to rake in the upvotes.
I won't spoil anything other than it was 1 bilgewater and 3 Noxians.
: http://i.memeful.com/media/post/QRyVb4d_700wa_0.gif
Listen, it's tough as shit to get images off pinterest.
: Before you create a post in " Memes & Games" consider the following:
: I was thinking of creating my own characters for the fic so I didn't end up butchering Riot's but I figured they just weren't interesting.
I mean so far 4 champions have died. One was melted and eaten by Swain, one was broken, one was gutted and hanged from a temple of Kindred, and one was sliced to pieces by a man with an agenda and a heavily enchanted sword.
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You mean like this? https://33.media.tumblr.com/6d435dbd838faa033505178ad62bebdd/tumblr_msxgw5tf9k1qezg8qo6_400.gif
: Nothing wrong with that, I considered writing a fanfic because everyone told me to. I wrote two pages and ditched the thing because it was garbage.
Nearing 200 on mine. I had an idea to finally make it good.
Hrd2H1t (NA)
: Describe a board in 6 words or less...
**Gaymeplay**: Salt, Salt, and salted salt **Memes & Games**: The oasis in the desert **Report a Bug**: Where most Rioters chill
: An Exhaustive list of Sona's problems and how Riot can potentially fixe them
I still have gripes that they used the jiggle physics system to make Zac and Braum but not Sona. Maybe that's for the better.
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