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CLG ear (NA)
: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge only 792.00 from Verizon
I just recently bought the wife and I a couple of iPhone 5s' from Straight Talk for $200 a piece. Then again, we're not the type of mooks that need to wait for 12 hours in frigid cold weather to be the first to punch an elderly woman for the latest phone.
CLG ear (NA)
: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge only 792.00 from Verizon
It can take pictures in the dark. So dick picks can no longer be stopped by the government turning off our electricity.
: "The 'Sorry' emote has been replaced with a 'Wow' emote"
: What people you CANNOT STAND?
When every single turret and inhibitor on your team is busted. All that's left is bare Nexus. The game has went on for over an hour. You're down 50 kills, 5 Dragons, 3 baron buffs and the enemy team is purposefully allowing you to clear super minion waves as they wait outside your base to farm kills once they are sure winions don't take your Nexus. And there's still two team mates choosing "No" for the surrender vote Fuck those team mates. Fuck those team mates straight to hell. There should be a script virus that forces complete client uninstalls on anyone who votes no under such circumstances.
: Whispers of the Old Gods confirmed to come out on the 26th
You can justify your "probabilities" all you want. I was a member of the Hearthstone forums and the data overwhelmingly has been researched that the average legendary pull is 17 packs with 25 being outliers of really bad RNG luck before finally pulling a legendary. So like I said, justify away all you want. Blizzard still ripped me off and Blizzard still aint getting none of my business. It doesn't take me three strikes to know when you're throwing money down a toilet for zero reward.
: Whispers of the Old Gods confirmed to come out on the 26th
Hearthstone lost my patronage and business after selling me 50 preorder packs of the Grand Tournament. Then delayed "Released in August" until nearly the last day of that month. Then when I finally got to open my packs I got 1 legendary when average legendary pulls are supposed to be 1 for every 17-25 packs. So bare minimum I should of gotten 2 at the WORST RNG luck possible. So yeah. As much of a Lovecraftian fan I am, I refuse to give Blizzard anymore money for a game that rips off it's customers that badly.
: 5 Weeks until Overwatch launch :D
Apparently the Overwatch community is scared of women with butts. So I'm not really hyped to participate. lol
: Today, i had a debate with a 2 PhD scientists who made assertions about something they don't know
So I just wasted about 35 minutes of my time reading through all the long winded bluster this thread has to offer. For those coming in late: Guy with PhD posts on Facebook some anti-religion Meme about a biblical passage. OP argues over the original Hebrew meaning of said passage. Other guy with PhD posts on Facebook about the Evolution of the Brain. OP wants proof of said evolution. Typical Facebook argument ensues. OP comes to GD of all places to say people need to be more humble and that just having a PhD doesn't mean you know the Bible. It took us 4 pages of nitpicking and interpretive dance dodging questions to get to this point. Welcome to the internet. Where atheists take the religious bait again and again and again. Because they can't help themselves.
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: Champion Update: Taric, the Shield of Valoran
Can we finally confirm that Taric and Ezreal are a couple? lol
: Aurelian Sol, Uses the Stars themselves to annihilate entire planets and cosmic beings
It's not just Aurelian though. It seems to be a growing theme with a vast majority of new champions that gets released. Cosmic being on the level of a GAWD. Illaoi, wields the power of a GAWD. Kindred. Is the spirit of death and basically a GAWD. Bard. A literal GAWD that only shows up in times of great need. Kalista. Yet another GAWD associated with death. Azir. Ancient Shuriman GAWD. Not every champion release needs to be some OP concept of world shattering influence. We need more guys like Jhin or Tahm Kench. Powerful in their own right but not having origins stating that they could destroy the entire world if they "feel like it".
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: Why are all girls heartless monsters? lol, this is crazy
Since this has happened before I can almost say 100% that the problem is that you keep on trying to be "inseparable really close friends" with girls for multiple years without ever making a move to progress the relationship beyond "attached at the hip best friends". Essentially, you throw yourself into the friendzone and then jealously guard the women in your life away from other men who might actually want more than just sexual tension laden friendship with your "bestie". Without actually ever considering that "Huh, maybe she isn't just a hunk of meat for me to protect and is capable of making her own life decisions that I should let happen out of respect for her as a person". You are literally THAT guy that every boyfriend hates. The "Oh yeah he's just been my best friend since we were 12 and we literally like all the same things and hang out together all the time when you're at work but you TOTALLY don't have anything to worry about because duh he's just my friend! By the way he totally disapproves of our relationship and I use his shoulder to cry on whenever we get into an argument so he's constantly a threat to our relationship. But totally nothing to worry about, I promise!" My advice? Actually grow a pair and go after a girl you like rather than being "THAT nice guy" who's constantly waiting in the wings for other guys to screw up until the girl of your dreams "wakes up" and finally realizes that you were meant to be together. Because it's never going to happen.
: I spent $60 for 16 all organic meals
I don't care what kind of hippy garage the OP is smoking and trying to make other people feel bad about their dietary choices. I was merely pointing out that with the amount of food he's bought at the price he's toted, he's spending a lot more money than regular groceries, feeding just himself, and feeding himself in such ridiculously small portions to get 16 meals out of what he posted that he's probably not even achieving a 2,000 calorie diet. I could be smug too and claim that eating a single carrot stick is a meal and try to chastise everyone else for having different eating habits. But then again, I'm not being a pompous prick like the OP. Now if you excuse me, I've got albino rhino horn utensils to wash off after I take a nap in my artic fox pelt bed spread. Ass.
: > [{quoted}](name=Kraken B Trippin,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=00040000000000000000,timestamp=2016-01-12T21:16:54.267+0000) > > Here we go again > > 1) You didn't mention buying Eggs at Whole Foods. That's adding to the cost of your groceries since you're also buying stuff at Costco. So you're being disingenuous about the actual cost of your groceries. > > 2) Not eating breakfast is bad, as it's the most important meal of the day. You probably have to skip breakfast because your groceries are so expensive. > > 3) Just because your spouse is earning more money doesn't magically make your groceries less expensive. It just means you're better able to afford your expensive groceries. > > 4) Most single people on food stamps only get about $160 a month in assistance. So they couldn't even afford a weeks worth of groceries on your budget going to Whole Foods. I didn't buy eggs at whole foods because I didn't need to, I already had them, I never lied about anything. I was talking about $60 for 16 meals of lunch and dinner. My groceries are not expensive, I don't know if you have any knowledge of the inflation of Massachusetts, $60 is nothing, hell my rent is $1300 a month. I am starting to wonder if you are not an adult because you seem to not know how little $60 is.
> [{quoted}](name=How Do You Meta,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=000400000000000000000001,timestamp=2016-01-12T21:19:45.151+0000) > > I didn't buy eggs at whole foods because I didn't need to, I already had them, I never lied about anything. I was talking about $60 for 16 meals of lunch and dinner. My groceries are not expensive, I don't know if you have any knowledge of the inflation of Massachusetts, $60 is nothing, hell my rent is $1300 a month. I live in California where minimum wage is also $10 an hour and rents are through the roof. My wife and I both work, live in our own space and have a kid with another on the way. We're not on Food Stamps and the only government assistance we have is WiC for the kiddo. We pay about $300 a month in food, maybe less than that. Because our trips to the grocery store are usually right around $100 for two weeks worth of food. This includes chicken, pork, beef, ground turkey, italian sausace, steak, pasta, potatoes, onions, bell peppers, eggs, milk, bread, cereal, pancake mix, frozen veggies in those nifty little steamer bags and more that I'm not thinking about off the top of my head. Shopping smart and following the meat sales at local stores is an amazing thing. And it doesn't cost us an arm and a leg. Groceries are literally the least stressful bill in my life right now. And we still have money left over for those delicious delicous McChickens.
: > [{quoted}](name=Kraken B Trippin,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2016-01-12T21:07:14.996+0000) > > A couple of things here > > 1) 16 meals at 3 meals a day means you have less than a weeks worth of groceries. A tiny bit above 5 days worth of food. > > 2) You're probably feeding yourself as a single person. So in actuality if you had to support a family of 3-4 like the average American you would of paid $240 for less than a weeks worth of food. > > 3) For a months worth of groceries, just considering yourself, your food bill for Whole Foods is $360 a month. If you even had just a spouse to take care of you're paying over $700 a month for organic groceries. > > > Saving money my ass. First of all I don't eat breakfast other than Eggs which costs me $7-14 for a couple weeks from Costco, secondly feeding just myself is still fine and I still save money, $3.75 a meal isn't expensive in my book, third of all, 60 times 4 is 240, and finally if you have more than one person in your household such as a spouse, they also can earn money too so its not accurate to say "well it costs more to eat!" 16 meals for lunch and dinner = 8 days of food Not to mention I live in MA where everything is expensive and taxed, our minimum wage here is $10 an hour. I'm still saving money no matter what, just because my circumstances are different than yours doesn't mean it's "wrong" or "doesn't count" > [{quoted}](name=Vacus,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=000400000001,timestamp=2016-01-12T21:09:29.834+0000) > > ....yes? These facts were mostly in the OP. > > 'More expensive' is not the same as 'prohibitively expensive' or even 'expensive'. > > (That said, 2 lbs of ground turkey sounds pretty fucking light for 16 meals if that's all the meat you got.) 8 meals are vegetarian
> [{quoted}](name=How Do You Meta,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=0004000000000000,timestamp=2016-01-12T21:10:12.911+0000) > > First of all I don't eat breakfast other than Eggs which costs me $7 for a couple weeks from Costco, secondly feeding just myself is still fine and I still save money, $3.75 a meal isn't expensive in my book, third of all, 60 times 4 is 240, and finally if you have more than one person in your household such as a spouse, they also can earn money too so its not accurate to say "well it costs more to eat!" > > Not to mention I live in MA where everything is expensive and taxed, our minimum wage here is $10 an hour. > > I'm still saving money no matter what, just because my circumstances are different than yours doesn't mean it's "wrong" or "doesn't count" Here we go again 1) You didn't mention buying Eggs at Whole Foods. That's adding to the cost of your groceries since you're also buying stuff at Costco. So you're being disingenuous about the actual cost of your groceries. 2) Not eating breakfast is bad, as it's the most important meal of the day. You probably have to skip breakfast because your groceries are so expensive. 3) Just because your spouse is earning more money doesn't magically make your groceries less expensive. It just means you're better able to afford your expensive groceries. 4) Most single people on food stamps only get about $160 a month in assistance. So they couldn't even afford a weeks worth of groceries on your budget going to Whole Foods. So yes, different circumstances matter. lol
: > [{quoted}](name=Vacus,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-01-12T20:51:44.734+0000) > > All organic is more expensive than mass-produced shit, it's just that Shaws has terrible prices. > > If it wasn't so convenient for me I'd never shop there. (While I was in Florida recently I bought some beef jerky at a Publix and it cost literally a third what it costs at Shaws. Same mass-market worldwide brand, not on sale or anything.) I spent $60 for all organic produce for 16 meals, or in other words $3.75 a meal, and no its not an empty meal, I got 2 lbs of ground turkey, pasta, diced and whole tomatoes, lacinato kale, sage, carrots, onions, red wine vinegar, mozzarella cheese, butter, and oranges.
> [{quoted}](name=How Do You Meta,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=HZauU3Km,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2016-01-12T20:54:58.605+0000) > > I spent $60 for all organic produce for 16 meals, or in other words $3.75 a meal, and no its not an empty meal, I got 2 lbs of ground turkey, pasta, diced and whole tomatoes, lacinato kale, sage, carrots, onions, red wine vinegar, mozzarella cheese, butter, and oranges. A couple of things here 1) 16 meals at 3 meals a day means you have less than a weeks worth of groceries. A tiny bit above 5 days worth of food. 2) You're probably feeding yourself as a single person. So in actuality if you had to support a family of 3-4 like the average American you would of paid $240 for less than a weeks worth of food. 3) For a months worth of groceries, just considering yourself, your food bill for Whole Foods is $360 a month. If you even had just a spouse to take care of you're paying over $700 a month for organic groceries. Saving money my ass.
: Tried to watch One Punch Man
Finally getting around to watching One Punch Man today. Are there more than 12 episodes so far?
: why the hell does everything have 3 downvotes
Same 4 kids jacking each other having have a downvote party at the leader kids mom's house.
: Why is the Vayne player base so toxic?
Go ahead and add me. I should be streaming upon the start of the new season to see if I can climb out of Bronze V once and for all. lol
: > [{quoted}](name=Kraken B Trippin,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=2yyWHEnG,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2016-01-07T16:46:10.024+0000) > > A lot of people suck at this game. > > People who suck at this game will play champions that are easy to play while still giving the best results possible. > > When people who suck are playing champions that the general consensus says are "No Skill" and yet they still do badly, this is what happens > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4LkNoRc4cg Good post my friend :D Gave ya an upvote. Do you consider talon to be face roll no skill? I usually do really well with him.. though I feel as though playing him is incredibly risky since he almost has to build full damage.. I just have a lot of fun playing him! :)
> [{quoted}](name=sickxapples,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=2yyWHEnG,comment-id=00080000,timestamp=2016-01-07T16:50:09.728+0000) > > Good post my friend :D Gave ya an upvote. Do you consider talon to be face roll no skill? I usually do really well with him.. though I feel as though playing him is incredibly risky since he almost has to build full damage.. I just have a lot of fun playing him! :) Considering even I can carry games as Talon you could probably assume he's a low skill champion. lol There COULD be some nuance to him that only a Talon main would understand. But as his kit and ult is right now I can just Press R and then roll my face against the keyboard and probably get a guaranteed kill every single time. It's great.
: Why is the Vayne player base so toxic?
A lot of people suck at this game. People who suck at this game will play champions that are easy to play while still giving the best results possible. When people who suck are playing champions that the general consensus says are "No Skill" and yet they still do badly, this is what happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4LkNoRc4cg
: It will take a highly casual player a year to reach level 30
People complain that it takes too long to level to 30. Riot changes things to make it easier to level. People complain that a bunch of noobs are ruining ranked and how it's too easy for smurfs to quickly level up and smash the noobs. You can't win.
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: Catwoman, Harley Quinn or Poison Ivy?
Catwoman is a fickle unpredictable cocktease who just steals all your shit and leaves off the slightest offense. Poison Ivy literally will kill you on sight just for not being a plant. Harley Quinn is the only one you actually have a hope of sleeping with. But at this point she's fucked every single member of the DC Universe in DC's attempt to cash in on her sex appeal so it'd be like throwing a hot dog down the grand canyon.
: FF14 admitted that they dun fucked up.
From what I read of that "apology letter" it sounded like almost every single issue they are addressing are in regards to a bunch of uber mega level items and how to obtain these items so forgive me if I mistook the issues of this game with everyone just being obsessed with needing level 210 gear. lol
: FF14 admitted that they dun fucked up.
I am/was a huge final fantasy buff. But any game, mmo or otherwise, that completely relies on you having SPECIFIC level of items to defeat certain content regardless of what class you picked or skills you have is a complete turn off for me. If there's virtually zero difference between a White Mage and a Warrior so long as they both have Level 200+ equipment, what's the point of having classes to begin with?
: I didn't realize how little people think about their bans until Poro King
Nobody seems smart enough to ever ban Lux. And of course, the enemy insta picks Lux. GG EZ #shrekt.
: For those of us that are Customer, what is the most annoying Cashiers we deal with
As a cashier myself, let me share with you some things that I find annoying that you could probably relate with. The cashier too, is irritated with the piece of shit machines that are supposed to make everything easier yet always seem to have issues taking your debit order and/or freezing up or otherwise just not fucking working how they are supposed to. We are also irritated when your card gets declines for whatever bumfuck reason. Because the more you try for the 4th or 5th time to swipe, as much of a waste of time it is for you, our piece of shit machine/your piece of shit card that you refuse to get a replacement for is causing my line to build up 10+ people deep. Because "I totally have $3,000 in here, it shouldn't be getting declined". And we have to deal with each and every other NEXT customer in line who all get progressively more pissed off the longer it takes for me to get to them. We too, are irritated with the little old lady with the checkbook. Just because we are required to have a smile on our faces doesn't mean we're not slowly dying inside as the lady with the giant purse is digging around for 20 minutes for exact change because she doesn't want 18 fucking cents back. We also are irritated when things are locked up/a manager has to intervene on some sort of lock up. We would 100% much rather be given the power to just open our registers or not have to grab manager specific keys to get you that bottle of booze or have the authority to just CHANGE the price of a mismarked item that isn't the price you found it for. We don't enjoy having to wait 20 minutes to call for a manager to sprinkle their magic fairy dust on the register and do what I could of done in 2 seconds if given the authority. A lot of what irritates you about Cashiers, are bureaucratic corporate bullshit policies that tie our hands and make it so that we can't "just fix it" like we want to. Do you think cashiers ENJOY just sitting there watching you struggle with your EBT transaction and bag your order as slow as possible just because we just LOVE the feeling of a 15 customer deep line? It really bothers me how so many customers just have no clue how cashiering works. As if somehow my minimum wage self has the power to specifically fuck with the prices of your gas or increase the periodic taxes on your cigarettes.
: > [{quoted}](name=Kraken B Trippin,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=yxa2BRvB,comment-id=00000000000000000001,timestamp=2015-12-23T22:02:38.326+0000) > > Fighters are just melee champions that can either build tanky or damage. Hence why you can have full assassin build Riven's and Wukongs that are still "Fighters" because they aren't as pure squish as regular Assassins. > > Bruisers are the ones that build 1-2 attack items and the rest tanky. > > Juggernauts are the same thing as Bruisers except they have the option to go full Tank and still deal tons of damage because they have virtually no mobility. > > And Tanks are the ones that might build a Rod of Ages, A Support Item or something like Hydra so long as they build nothing but HP and Tanks items and control the board with all their CC. It's really hard to see the distinction between a tank and a juggernaut besides the cc. True, a fighter can build more damage, but then that champion isn't really behaving like a fighter, right? Just like how a marksman building tank items wouldn't behave like a marksman.
> [{quoted}](name=DracoMTA,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=yxa2BRvB,comment-id=000000000000000000010000,timestamp=2015-12-23T22:12:53.832+0000) > > It's really hard to see the distinction between a tank and a juggernaut besides the cc. > > True, a fighter can build more damage, but then that champion isn't really behaving like a fighter, right? > > Just like how a marksman building tank items wouldn't behave like a marksman. When it comes to Tank/Juggernaut dichotomy: Take people like Mordekaiser, Garen and Illaoi for example. Sure, Garen has a slight silence on Q and Illaoi has a possibility of affecting slow with a finished E execution. But otherwise they are pure front line damage/sieging champions that don't really have escapes or ways to get themselves out of danger beyond just killing the enemy before they kill you. A tank isn't there for his damage output like a Darius or a Mundo. They are there to close the gap with the enemy, CC them to death and otherwise soak damage until someone ELSE does the dirty work.
: > [{quoted}](name=Kraken B Trippin,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=yxa2BRvB,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2015-12-23T21:57:40.821+0000) > > Runaans used to be just a pure attack speed item. > > Nobody but Kalista or Kayle ever bought it. > > Now Kalista and Kayle still buy Runaans. But it can now be paired Rapidfire Cannon to be useful to a lot more people. > > But I digress, my point is, we HAD a pure attack speed item and it was almost never purchased. > > Hence why they changed it in the first place. If there weren't so many other crit/attack speed items or if it wasn't ranged only somebody might have bought it. What I'm asking for are more items like zephyr, attack speed items that provide non crit stats. Not 5 different crit items.
> [{quoted}](name=DracoMTA,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=yxa2BRvB,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2015-12-23T22:01:19.438+0000) > > If there weren't so many other crit/attack speed items or if it wasn't ranged only somebody might have bought it. > > What I'm asking for are more items like zephyr, attack speed items that provide non crit stats. Not 5 different crit items. We only have 5 different Crit/Speed items and 3 different Armor Pen options because Riot specifically flipped the items on their head to be conducive to an ADC meta for the Preseason. I'm sure by seasons end after Riots done with their latest social experiment they'll nerf/delete Rapidfire/Statik and probably just completely remove Runaans from the game since it's still not being purchased a lot. lol
: > [{quoted}](name=AyRe CoNteMpT,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=yxa2BRvB,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2015-12-23T21:29:12.895+0000) > > champions who can build very tanky while dealing tons of damage or being tanky while building tons of damage aka fighters: garen, darius, renekton, shyvana, volibear etc etc Fighters are champions who build 1-2 damage items and then tanky.
> [{quoted}](name=DracoMTA,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=yxa2BRvB,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2015-12-23T21:50:54.577+0000) > > Fighters are champions who build 1-2 damage items and then tanky. Fighters are just melee champions that can either build tanky or damage. Hence why you can have full assassin build Riven's and Wukongs that are still "Fighters" because they aren't as pure squish as regular Assassins. Bruisers are the ones that build 1-2 attack items and the rest tanky. Juggernauts are the same thing as Bruisers except they have the option to go full Tank and still deal tons of damage because they have virtually no mobility. And Tanks are the ones that might build a Rod of Ages, A Support Item or something like Hydra so long as they build nothing but HP and Tanks items and control the board with all their CC.
: Why are crit and attack speed so linked together?
Runaans used to be just a pure attack speed item. Nobody but Kalista or Kayle ever bought it. Now Kalista and Kayle still buy Runaans. But it can now be paired Rapidfire Cannon to be useful to a lot more people. But I digress, my point is, we HAD a pure attack speed item and it was almost never purchased. Hence why they changed it in the first place.
: the new star wars movie is a piece of shit
I for one love the prequels. I saw them before the originals. And I just recently saw all 6 movies starting from prequels to the originals (for chronological order). I still love the prequels. Annakin's acting in Clone Wars is downright horrific. Like, rage inducing horrific. But call me a plebean all you want, I loved Christopher Lee as Darth Tyrranus and seeing Yoda do a lightsaber duel for the first time will ALWAYS be iconic. Phantom Menace is bogged down by a lot of slow political storytelling. But it's the only movie in the prequels where Ani isn't an insufferable douchebag. Plus, coolest lightsaber duel in the whole series at the end. Revenge of the Sith has it's really annoying moments (and surprise, they all have to do with scenes involving Annakin) but we get the most lightsaber duels in the entire series, the awesomeness that is General Grievous, Obi-Wan being THE most badass Jedi in the universe on multiple occasions, Samuel L. Jackson kicking ass, more awesome Yoda action, the list just goes on. Granted I hear one of the biggest complaints that people have about the prequels is that people apparently hate lightsaber duels. So maybe my praise of that is empty handed. But I loved them. Can't get enough of them. Wish they'd make Old Republic movies so I could see even more. So maybe I'm just hopeless.
: > [{quoted}](name=Hamil Battar,realm=EUNE,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AkvA8hFG,comment-id=000b0000,timestamp=2015-12-21T08:46:04.246+0000) > > Tell me, honestly, what was so good in the original trilogy? Seriously, why are people so obssessed with them? Characters, setting, story. Because we like the movie? What, does our opinions and what we enjoy some how offend or bother you? o-o
> [{quoted}](name=Faded Lich,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AkvA8hFG,comment-id=000b00000000,timestamp=2015-12-21T08:58:57.473+0000) > > Characters, setting, story. Because we like the movie? What, does our opinions and what we enjoy some how offend or bother you? o-o Well apparently people liking and enjoying the prequels is a sin against God himself so yes, taste in movies apparently offend people.
: What did you get for your snowdown store?
I got Baron Von Veigar and Mr. Mundoverse for less than 300RP a piece.
: Hearthstone totally isn't rigged xdddd
For every good RNG you get, that feeds the perception of the shit RNG for your opponent. And the system is explicitly designed this way. They tell you straight up the system forcibly tries to keep you at a 50% winrate. Now how does one do that if both players by and large are the exact same rank? If the answer is "This class beats that class so you're more likely to be paired against that deck for a loss" then Hearthstone is no better than a glorified Rock-Paper-Scissors game and thus no real skill is involved. If the answer is that the system specifically gives you crap hands while giving your opponent God hands, then Hearthstone is no better than a computer supervised arbiter of "fairness" that ensures that your skill doesn't matter. Either way it's a trash system that I stopped playing a long long time ago.
: my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, ama
How much cocaine did you blow it on? How many hookers? How much cocaine did you snort on top of how many hookers?
: Why do people hate Fizz so much?
You probably don't remember many games of losing to Fizz because you probably can't recall fighting one very often. Hence why your only specific example off hand is using Lulu against him.
: Miley Cyrus is at it again...
I made it through the entire thing. She's irritated that her current man loves her and so he likes doing all kinds of public displays of affection, sending her cutsie texts and giving her sweetie pie pet names. She wants to go back to her old asshole boyfriend because even though he was abusive he didn't do cutsie shit. And the only way to stop her current guy from doing cutsie shit is to have him fuck her. Apparently. In other words, she's superficial and acting like a confused hormonal teenager even though she's 23 fucking years old still dropping and picking up relationships based on the most inane bullshit imaginable. Yay celebrity. The video has about as much to do with the song as her Wrecking Ball video did. It just happens to have "baby talking" in the lyrics so everyone is a baby in the video. No correlation.
: The actual top 10 most epic anime
Psycho Pass is legit terrible. "I could stop your right here and now, but you are an important part of the security of this city, so I will leave you alone and let you continue to lord over the masses with the assurance that someday someone other than myself will be in this exact same situation and actually defeat you". Really? That's what you end off on? Top 10 anime my ass. lol
: Played poro king for the first time this year
It's not really a mode friendly towards experimental builds. Because like what was said above, it is literally just ARAM with the ability to pick what champion you want. So the fun randomization part that was the whole point of ARAM is gone. Leaving only the most cancerous champions to be played. Tack on a frustrating mini game to further distract you from actually being able to counterplay an already toxic experience, and you have a recipe for disaster. I only keep playing it because seeing the Poro King is just too damn adorable.
: Speaking as someone who plays a lot of Support
For me there's literally no reason not to now. With the new tier 3 support items why would you NOT want to have all the benefits you were getting from your Nomad's or Targon's on top of 4 refillable wards? It's a no brainer man.
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iTaLenTZ (EUW)
: Huge nerf to tanks. Lets change the only tree that benefits tanks to suit it more for adc's
They are trying to create an ADC meta for Season 6. They've told us as much. Not "ADC's with Appropriate Counterplay Options" Hence nerfs to anyone who could ever make a difference against an ADC's push. Hecarim, Mundo, Rammus, Soraka, The Entire Resolve Tree, Poppy fundamentally changed so she can't just directly focus an ADC while ignoring all damage from the other 4 ADC's on the enemy team. Hell the only reason we got nerfs to Quinn and Miss Fortune is because they were blinding/bullying other ADC's too well. This meta cares about balance, but only for the ADC's benefit. lol
: Its kinda sad they have to FORCE you an option to vote on.
I don't get what you guys are talking about. If it's the Fire Vs. Ice Vote I'm currently being asked to pick 5 champions for each side out of the champion champion roster. Why are you talking about only 3 options existing?
: I was going to buy dragon trainer tristana but you lost on a sale Riot
I was just talking to my friend about this. Nobody plays Tristana because she's easily one of the worst ADCS's right now. Solution? Release the most kawaii skin ever and people will play her DESPITE the sucking just to see the skin.
: The LCK All-Star team is going to destroy everyone
Oh look, yet another thread espousing that Korea is #1 and EU is the only region that even comes close and even they are miles behind. Big surprise there. I wonder how many other times we have to hear this talking point throughout Season 6 as if it's not already common knowledge?
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