Vacus (NA)
: Foundation trilogy - Isaac Asimov Norse Mythology - Neil Gaiman Neuromancer - William Gibson Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson The Malazan Book of the Fallen series - Steven Erikson The Black Company series - Glen Cook Moonbase Saga series - Ben Bova The Dark Forest series - Cixin Liu (he's chinese it's not weeb)
> [{quoted}](name=Vacus,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=3aZFnGxd,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-07-24T03:47:33.557+0000) > > Foundation trilogy - Isaac Asimov > Neuromancer - William Gibson Highly recommend these two. Two of the finest works of science fiction ever published. Still as much a masterpiece today as when they were written. Now for some of my own additions. Anything by Richard K Morgan, both sci fi and fantasy stuff. In fact read everything by him. Peter F Hamilton. Start with Fallen Dragon. If you like it try Pandora's Star and the subsequent books in the Commonwealth/Void Series or the Night's Dawn trilogy. The Great North Road is also excellent. Anything by Michael Stackpole. Anything by Timothy Zahn. (Quite a few Star Wars novels with those last two authors) Anything in the Ender's game universe by Orson Scott Card, both the books chronicling his doings after the war, the series of books about Bean, or the Books about Mazer Rackham prior to Ender's war. Dozens of great works here. The Expanse Series by James SA Corey. Anything by Ken Kesey. Sometimes a Great Notion may be the best book I've ever read. The Chronicles of Amber. Both the series dealing with Corwin and the later works about Corwins son Merle. The Bourne Saga. Much much much better novels than movies. Almost anything by Michael Chrichton. The Old Man's War saga. Singularity Sky. The Mote in God's Eye and subsequent books in series. The Shannara Chronicles. The novels set in the MTG multiverse are quite entertaining. Cloud Atlas. Much better book than movie. The Hitchhiker's Guide series, brilliant stuff. Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of Nimh, simply sublime. The Dune Saga. Anything by Charles Dickens. Start with A Tale of Two Cities. The Hunger Games Trilogy. The novels set on the Battletech universe are quite compelling. Jack McKinney's Macross and Sentinel Saga's. Anything by Anne Rice. And lastly anything by Shakespeare. Just a bunch of my favorites off the top of my head.
: oh yeah, BTW. Another way to "Cure" The bronze is to just make another account. Given, It could go for better or worse, But considering most people who do this have atleast some improvements, Bronze isn't permanant.
> [{quoted}](name=ZenithEevee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=epeKzhAZ,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2017-07-23T20:36:45.616+0000) > > oh yeah, BTW. > > Another way to "Cure" The bronze is to just make another account. > > Given, It could go for better or worse, But considering most people who do this have atleast some improvements, Bronze isn't permanant. As a maker of many accounts I can say this with certainty: You can never get rid of a case of the bronze. It's like staph or chicken pox, it just stays in your body hibernating indefinitely and then pokes its head out when it wants to. Reaching high level play don't cure it. New accounts don't cure it. Playing 30k+ games won't cure it. Quitting won't cure it. Once you catch the bronze you bronze 4 lyfe.
Salron (NA)
: No i was pretending to be Yi with these over my eyes https://www.amconlabs.com/customers/images/ms7005.jpg
> [{quoted}](name=Face The Win,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=orjyk9eJ,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-07-23T20:30:34.192+0000) > > No i was pretending to be Yi with these over my eyes > https://www.amconlabs.com/customers/images/ms7005.jpg I hope you washed it after you took it out of the urinal to put on your face...
GR1P3X (EUNE)
: > [{quoted}](name=Alphard,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KGAG00zf,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-12-10T19:31:07.026+0000) > > if you think leblanc is balanced... > > > well you're from eune... so it's no surprise you have no clue how this game operates kek i agree,lb is bullshit but why shittalk people from eune?
> [{quoted}](name=YASUOGP ONLY,realm=EUNE,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=KGAG00zf,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2017-07-23T20:33:33.335+0000) > > i agree,lb is bullshit but why shittalk people from eune? Holy necro batman!
CLG ear (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=5lw1ETEX,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-07-23T19:16:24.878+0000) > > I find it more annoying when bandmembers leave or quit or get axed and the band keeps using the same name. > > No matter how much you want your band to be "third eye blind" it's not any more Mr Jenkins. That "band" died when Kevin Cadogan left. > > No matter how much you want to believe your band is still "paramore" Haley, it hasn't been since the departure of the Farro Brothers. > > About the only bands that deserved to keep their names when the lineup changed is AC/DC and Journey. They found the perfect replacements to recapture the original sound and energy. im more of a metal fan, but paramore was my guilty pleasure because while being pop they still had that bite of hard rock in a lot of their songs. After Brand New Eyes and the farro brothers leaving, the band turned to shit. Also Sepultura was shit and should've just disbanded after Max Cavalera left.
> [{quoted}](name=CLG ear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=5lw1ETEX,comment-id=00000001,timestamp=2017-07-23T19:49:13.751+0000) > > im more of a metal fan, but paramore was my guilty pleasure because while being pop they still had that bite of hard rock in a lot of their songs. After Brand New Eyes and the farro brothers leaving, the band turned to shit. I wouldn't say they turned to shit, I love Haley and still love the music. But the energy and darker driving sound of the Farro bros is sorely missed. My Heart will forever be one of my top 10 or 20 songs all time.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=5lw1ETEX,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T19:27:01.218+0000) > > Don't get me started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sw9Fh6uk4Q
> [{quoted}](name=ChickenWrap,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=5lw1ETEX,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T19:46:05.507+0000) > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sw9Fh6uk4Q "They're outside my office! Why am I still typing this? Omg they're eating my face! Aaahhhhh!!" I miss Page, but at least they didn't lose the humor that made them unique even if the sound changed.
Escheton (EUW)
: How do you report a Forum user for offensive name?
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=5lw1ETEX,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-07-23T19:16:24.878+0000) > > I find it more annoying when bandmembers leave or quit or get axed and the band keeps using the same name. > > No matter how much you want your band to be "third eye blind" it's not any more Mr Jenkins. That "band" died when Kevin Cadogan left. > > No matter how much you want to believe your band is still "paramore" Haley, it hasn't been since the departure of the Farro Brothers. > > About the only bands that deserved to keep their names when the lineup changed is AC/DC and Journey. They found the perfect replacements to recapture the original sound and energy. RIP Barenaked Ladies.
> [{quoted}](name=ChickenWrap,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=5lw1ETEX,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T19:26:25.806+0000) > > RIP Barenaked Ladies. Don't get me started.
: I just stole a teammate's penta with Cho'gath's ult then sent them a friend request afterwards AMA
How does it feel to be an evil bastard? Is it hard to master the art of the maniacal chuckle?
: I don't know why, but I get really tilted when a band changes or shortens their name.
I find it more annoying when bandmembers leave or quit or get axed and the band keeps using the same name. No matter how much you want your band to be "third eye blind" it's not any more Mr Jenkins. That "band" died when Kevin Cadogan left. No matter how much you want to believe your band is still "paramore" Haley, it hasn't been since the departure of the Farro Brothers. About the only bands that deserved to keep their names when the lineup changed is AC/DC and Journey. They found the perfect replacements to recapture the original sound and energy.
øHaruø (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=ZenithEevee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=QzXYsFlw,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T17:48:47.522+0000) > > He's asking if: > > Someone who was over-all a Diamond player (But like, Bronze level bad with Fizz) Played Fizz, Would it still be Intentional? Well, they're still a diamond. Even if they're bad at the champ I suspect they still know the game better, they might not stomp lane but they have game knowledge to shotcall.
> [{quoted}](name=Kriske,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=QzXYsFlw,comment-id=0002000000000001,timestamp=2017-07-23T11:41:52.329+0000) > > but they have game knowledge to shotcall. Yeah, but who listens to a 1/6 fizz? =P
: Clothing would have to accommodate the two horns protruding a foot out of women's chests.
> [{quoted}](name=Social Justice 1,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=GTeNa8QO,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2017-07-23T04:47:15.108+0000) > > Clothing would have to accommodate the two horns protruding a foot out of women's chests. https://nolababybump.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/madonna-cone.jpg
Shorty (NA)
: What if girls had clown horns instead of breasts
BighornedDemoness. All that needs to be said.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:02:35.831+0000) > > There are stickers all over the front windshield too. I have no idea how the driver can see. > > Still pretty damn cool. Like, There are some things to justify a *Little* Decoration.. But not even a Wedding between Donald Trump and Putin can justify THAT
> [{quoted}](name=ZenithEevee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T02:22:48.491+0000) > > Like, There are some things to justify a *Little* Decoration.. > > But not even a Wedding between Donald Trump and Putin can justify THAT What about a wedding between a bedazzler and a 3D printer?
: "Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends; heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong."
> [{quoted}](name=Incognonymous,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=cqlwqbaa,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-07-23T02:06:02.343+0000) > > "Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends; heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong." All the +1
: "Why is Bacon back?"
Also because is tasty. Mmmm.
: What type of car is that? I assume it is a Prius since Prius owners are shit drivers and weirdos and idiots.
> [{quoted}](name=BestJhinUniverse,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2017-07-23T01:39:01.369+0000) > > What type of car is that? I have absolutely no idea. It is a hatchback. That's all I know.
: Which are worse, cockroaches or mice?
Roaches. Mice are easy to get rid of. Roaches survive everything.
: That's looks really awesome, though I wonder if he's ever been pulled over and questioned by a cop because as ZenithEevee said it doesn't seem very safe > [{quoted}](name=CLG ear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:02:22.579+0000) > > u took a picture while driving down a dangerous highway putting yourself and dozens of people in jeopardy all to make a post on the internet WORTH
> [{quoted}](name=Tundra Fizz,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-07-23T01:25:16.114+0000) > > That's looks really awesome Figured you'd get a kick out of it after you posted the fish mobile.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=000100000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:47:36.459+0000) > > MuwAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! > > JAY CRAVES DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! MUST SMASH!! and wtf does the hulk do??? you think jay is better than the hulk? WHO tHE FCK ARE yOU?????????
> [{quoted}](name=GamblerOfLives,realm=EUNE,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0001000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T01:12:17.571+0000) > > and wtf does the hulk do??? you think jay is better than the hulk? WHO tHE FCK ARE yOU????????? Hulk smash. Teach Jay be angry. Jay smash too.
: "honk if anything falls off" xD
> [{quoted}](name=TheRiddum,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-07-23T01:05:05.340+0000) > > "honk if anything falls off" xD Beep beep! Beep! Beep! Beep beep beep! Lol.
: lol I've had so many days where I dream I oversleep, wake up panicked because of it, then end up being awake 4 hours before I need to be and never get back to sleep. Brains are evil as hell. Also, they have finals for dank meme masters now? Do you have to name all the classic memes, in order of creation, and the origin stories of them?
> [{quoted}](name=EvilMerodach,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=mkE9LpPV,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:50:53.614+0000) > > Also, they have finals for dank meme masters now? > Do you have to name all the classic memes, in order of creation, and the origin stories of them? He'd be the only one who could do it, lol.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:06:47.238+0000) > > There was only a minor pile up aftward, about 20 cars, I heard only 7 people died, all infants. The baby seals that spilled out of the one truck I clubbed to put out of their misery, so everything's been taken care of. you fcking monster..that's what you are..,A MONSTER
> [{quoted}](name=GamblerOfLives,realm=EUNE,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=00010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:46:16.902+0000) > > you fcking monster..that's what you are..,a monster MuwAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JAY CRAVES DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! MUST SMASH!!
: The reason I get up in the morning
@ Wardens, care to step in? There's nothing acceptable about what one poster in this thread has done. Nothing. Should warrant a ban too, literally came out of nowhere just to harass some one. It's one of the most loathesome things I've seen on the boards in a while. 7 days minimum imho. I'm working or I'd have hopped on discord to have mentioned that.
CLG ear (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:02:58.115+0000) > > Yes. ok
> [{quoted}](name=CLG ear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:04:35.531+0000) > > ok There was only a minor pile up aftward, about 20 cars, I heard only 7 people died, all infants. The baby seals that spilled out of the one truck I clubbed to put out of their misery, so everything's been taken care of.
CLG ear (NA)
: u took a picture while driving down a dangerous highway putting yourself and dozens of people in jeopardy all to make a post on the internet
> [{quoted}](name=CLG ear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:02:22.579+0000) > > u took a picture while driving down a dangerous highway putting yourself and dozens of people in jeopardy all to make a post on the internet Yes.
: Just saying.. That's GOTTA be a road hazard.
> [{quoted}](name=ZenithEevee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=w5LKRGbW,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-07-23T00:01:41.155+0000) > > Just saying.. > > That's GOTTA be a road hazard. There are stickers all over the front windshield too. I have no idea how the driver can see. Still pretty damn cool.
Rioter Comments
: Post three (or one xexe) films you really enjoy xD!
https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/pYUPmHz.QSix0Gg9g9bP8w--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD01NzA7dz00MDA-/http://sgnewwave.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/requiem_for_a_dream.jpg.cf.jpg https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/obENGQlXhmeKmL6sjEw0pA--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD00MDA7dz01MzM-/http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5JyqRb7GgOI/T7yQ1u5zLWI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/eTiwSthYlPM/s1600/blade%2Brunner%2B2%2B%2Bmovie.jpg.cf.jpg https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/FYfNsTyR5ek2833eH_36Wg--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD02NjU7dz00MDA-/http://www.tourismnewwestminster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Top-Gun.jpg.cf.jpg
: ######be gentle on me, wardens IS YOUR RIVEN LITERALLY FULL FUCKING RETARDED WITH A HINT OF DOWNS?! I CANT EVEN SEE THAT SHIT WORKING IN FUCKING BRONZE
> [{quoted}](name=ZenithEevee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=wUWxqtMf,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-07-22T21:35:19.302+0000) > > ######be gentle on me, wardens > > IS YOUR RIVEN LITERALLY FULL FUCKING RETARDED WITH A HINT OF DOWNS?! > > I CANT EVEN SEE THAT SHIT WORKING IN FUCKING BRONZE I played AP Riven in bronze some. Even that works.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:39:30.620+0000) > > Pretty true. As much as people like to make light of female oriented double standards there are male oriented ones as well. Yeah, But the problem with most social standards is that some take a bigger toll on others.
> [{quoted}](name=ZenithEevee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T21:31:52.881+0000) > > Yeah, But the problem with most social standards is that some take a bigger toll on others. Good book dealing with societal standards and how they came to be in place: https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/oQg.UYhLIA5ynL6Gg1VntQ--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD00MDA7dz00Njc-/http://www.sffaudio.com/images13/Thirteen565.jpg.cf.jpg Those issues are the backdrop for everything that happens in the novel and it deals with them in some pretty unique, entertaining, and thought provoking ways.
: I can't believe it, GD.
Expected to hear "it's not butter". Am disappointed. Fabio is displeased. https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/sMIfljVavUSVNiX5rWdCQQ--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD0yNzY7dz0yNjc-/https://bloggingbiblically.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/fabio.jpg.cf.jpg
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000a00000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:55:06.590+0000) > > If you won't be truthful to yourself and him about this you aren't his friend. > > I'm not being mean, I promise, lol, I'm just informing you of the reality of this situation, we've all been in it an NO ONE in that box can see the box for what it is when they're inside of it. > > If you really wanna find out if all of this is as crazy as people are making it out to be just do a simple test, the 2 week test. > > Next time you see him tell him (don't ask, tell him, this is important) that for the next two weeks the two of you are dating. He's not to do anything or act in any other way than he normally would. Tell him that regardless of how that 2 weeks go the dating relationship ends after 14 days. Then just do normal things with him like you usually would and see how he handles it, he might just surprise you. At the end of 2 weeks give him a critique about how you felt for those 14 days and let him know what worked for you and what didn't. If you two work out, then you two work out, if not then he's gained some valuable insight for his future endeavors with others and a whole load of confidence which he clearly lacks right now. Oh, and last rule, no sex, making out is ok, holding hands, etc, but no doing the nasty and you can't tell him that's off the table up front, he'd have to make a move first. The point of this last part is to force you to confront how you feel about that aspect in a natural and organic fashion. wow that "test" is possible the dumbest thing I have ever heard of for relationship advice. I would actually argue thats its incredibly mean to the guy. OP, if you don't have any interest in dating this person, dont lead him on. Next time he asks you to do something like eating dinner, just simply ask him if he means as a date.
> [{quoted}](name=GlobDaBlob,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000a000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T21:05:01.085+0000) > > wow that "test" is possible the dumbest thing I have ever heard of for relationship advice. I would actually argue thats its incredibly mean to the guy. > Marcy did it to me. Seems pretty effective. (Granted at the time we didn't live in the same city, and she had to go back, but still.) > OP, if you don't have any interest in dating this person, dont lead him on. Next time he asks you to do something like eating dinner, just simply ask him if he means as a date. That was my first piece of advice.
: > [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000d,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:59:54.527+0000) > > he wants to smash 10/10 analysis Freud, do you charge on the quarter hour?
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000d0000,timestamp=2017-07-22T21:04:11.615+0000) > > 10/10 analysis Freud, do you charge on the quarter hour? https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/tff1chUYjtCja80C00buCg--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD00MDA7dz00MDI-/http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6Z278EqreH0/TsAIcw2M0sI/AAAAAAAABWM/QO3J9DmpLsU/s1600/schulz-lucy.jpg.cf.jpg
: Fucking 2017 man
I say we arrest 2017 and put it on trial for multiple homicide.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:33:56.562+0000) > > Exactly what is going through your "friend's" head right now: > > https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLQW81WFKM Lol you are so mean !! And why put quotation we are friends
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000a0000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:43:32.358+0000) > > Lol you are so mean !! And why put quotation we are friends If you won't be truthful to yourself and him about this you aren't his friend. I'm not being mean, I promise, lol, I'm just informing you of the reality of this situation, we've all been in it and NO ONE in that box can see the box for what it is when they're inside of it. If you really wanna find out if all of this is as crazy as people are making it out to be just do a simple test, the 2 week test. Next time you see him tell him (don't ask, tell him, this is important) that for the next two weeks the two of you are dating. He's not to do anything or act in any other way than he normally would. Tell him that regardless of how that 2 weeks go the dating relationship ends after 14 days. Then just do normal things with him like you usually would and see how he handles it, he might just surprise you. At the end of 2 weeks give him a critique about how you felt for those 14 days and let him know what worked for you and what didn't. If you two work out, then you two work out, if not then he's gained some valuable insight for his future endeavors with others and a whole load of confidence which he clearly lacks right now. Oh, and last rule, no sex, making out is ok, holding hands, etc, but no doing the nasty and you can't tell him that's off the table up front, he'd have to make a move first. The point of this last part is to force you to confront how you feel about that aspect in a natural and organic fashion.
: why is it so hard for guys to ask for crap
Exactly what is going through your "friend's" head right now: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLQW81WFKM
: > [{quoted}](name=Charles Barklius,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0004000000000000000100000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:19:41.106+0000) > > I had a legitimate cackle > > He's fuckin head over heels for you dude Then explain this if he is 'head over heels' (lol) why when we hang out is he constantly pointing to girls saying ooohhhhh isn't she hot bleh bleh bleh
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000000000000001000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:26:53.509+0000) > > Then explain this if he is 'head over heels' (lol) why when we hang out is he constantly pointing to girls saying ooohhhhh isn't she hot bleh bleh bleh My fav game with Marcy is "would you do that person". We only play it every day. And we both answer yes occasionally. For both sexes.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0004000000010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:14:11.897+0000) > > Men only fear a woman's rejection if they like them. > > Not if they just want to sleep with them. > > I've been shot down a zillion times hitting on women I just met and wanted to get frisky with and it never bugged me a bit, you swing the bat and sometimes you strike out. > > But I wouldn't even want to approach the plate if it was a woman I really had feelings for unless I was sure I could get her to reciprocate them. That is totally not the case here and ur a wuss for that.. my ex gf was totally out of my league and I was really into her and I approached her first and it was fine. The last guy I dated I ended up asking out too Guess i just assume more people are willing to take risks :/
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000000100000000000000000001,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:16:33.152+0000) > > ur a wuss for that Funny, Marcy said pretty much exactly that. "10 years it took you to ask me out? Pussy." Literally quoted word for word.
: > [{quoted}](name=IAintDarius,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000000100000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:03:17.011+0000) > > If it took him 6 months then I'm sure he thinks differently. No.. omg what is this the inquisition lol I think men just fear rejection in general and around women their fears intensify or something
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000400000001000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:06:31.094+0000) > > No.. omg what is this the inquisition lol > > I think men just fear rejection in general and around women their fears intensify or something Men only fear a woman's rejection if they like them. Not if they just want to sleep with them. I've been shot down a zillion times hitting on women I just met and wanted to get frisky with and it never bugged me a bit, you swing the bat and sometimes you strike out. But I wouldn't even want to approach the plate if it was a woman I really had feelings for unless I was sure I could get her to reciprocate them. I didn't ask my wife out for 10 years. 10 years I knew her before I had the courage to do that. She was my best friend, and still is and I was terrified of losing that.
: > [{quoted}](name=TheRiddum,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000400000000000000000000000100000001,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:01:37.491+0000) > > Why are you so convinced this guy doesn't like you? > Is it because you guys have been friends for so long? > If you guys are that good of friends he should be totally comfortable around you but the fact he's awkward like that is a sign and we are all telling you what that sign is.. No because sometimes french people are just very shy and less open about things vs Americans who are very very open so I doubt that's it... Plus I asked him if he wanted to go to the movies (after which he was like omg I would love to go but didn't want to ask u in case u didn't) which again like who cares if someone says no??? Ffs
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0004000000000000000000000001000000010000,timestamp=2017-07-22T20:03:55.048+0000) > > No because sometimes french people are just very shy and less open about things vs Americans who are very very open so I doubt that's it... > > Plus I asked him if he wanted to go to the movies (after which he was like omg I would love to go but didn't want to ask u in case u didn't) which again like who cares if someone says no??? Ffs He cares if you say no. Cuz it means he's shut down for sure. He's doing everything in his power to leave it open ended in the hope he can convince you he's worthy.
Destaice (NA)
: Hey guys destaice here
In today's news, people are still idiots, more at 11!
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000000000000002,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:47:50.862+0000) > > You don't wait 6 months and feel nervous to ask your friend to lunch mate. > > He likes you _that_ way, and thinks you're out of his league. It wasn't lunch it is 10 pm here and again it was not a date lol
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000400000000000000020000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:49:01.414+0000) > > It wasn't lunch it is 10 pm here and again it was not a date lol Especially if it wasn't lunch, but dinner, he was hoping for a date.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0004000000000000000000000001,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:53:53.796+0000) > > He does though, and he has been. > > It's best to just be honest with him and upfront about it. > > Ask him if he meant that as a date and if he's interested in you, and let him know how you really feel. It's the only way that friendship can last. > > I say this as a guy who had almost exclusively chicks for friends in my adolescence and early twenties and much preferred when they'd just outright tell me if they thought of me like that sometimes or not. It wasn't a big deal to hear "nah, I like so and so, not really into you", it let me know that fish wasn't for catching, but for using as bait to catch another. Women make the best wingmen, by far. Never once did I ever get a number making the rounds with my dude friends, but having a lady friend help, man oh man I was swimming in digits. It doesn't really work like that here and directness can be difficult but that is really besides the point because we are just friends !!!! Also I didn't state the reason in op because I knew this would divulge into a group therapy session {{sticker:zombie-brand-facepalm}}
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000000000000000000000010000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:57:54.351+0000) > > It doesn't really work like that here and directness can be difficult but that is really besides the point because we are just friends !!!! > > Also I didn't state the reason in op because I knew this would divulge into a group therapy session {{sticker:zombie-brand-facepalm}} We all knew the question anyways, lol. Trust me, he was asking you out and you totally missed it.
: > [{quoted}](name=The MechE,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:46:36.776+0000) > > He obviously likes you in that way. > > HE'S BEEN FRIEND ZONED PEOPLE! He's become a woman's tool. Ok but.. no.........
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000400000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:47:57.323+0000) > > Ok but.. no......... He does though, and he has been. It's best to just be honest with him and upfront about it. Ask him if he meant that as a date and if he's interested in you, and let him know how you really feel. It's the only way that friendship can last. I say this as a guy who had almost exclusively chicks for friends in my adolescence and early twenties and much preferred when they'd just outright tell me if they thought of me like that sometimes or not. It wasn't a big deal to hear "nah, I like so and so, not really into you", it let me know that fish wasn't for catching, but for using as bait to catch another. Women make the best wingmen, by far. Never once did I ever get a number making the rounds with my dude friends, but having a lady friend help, man oh man I was swimming in digits.
: > [{quoted}](name=SecondChanceHero,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:43:58.607+0000) > > Did you say yes or no when he asked you out? Ok no.... we are friends he just didn't want me to feel uncomfortable or anything & it was totally not a date 😒
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0004000000000000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:45:09.530+0000) > > Ok no.... we are friends he just didn't want me to feel uncomfortable or anything & it was totally not a date 😒 You don't wait 6 months and feel nervous to ask your friend to lunch mate. He likes you _that_ way, and thinks you're out of his league.
: > [{quoted}](name=The MechE,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:39:17.193+0000) > > All this thread makes me wonder is what he asked and what the OP responded with. It really isn't that interesting he just wanted to know if we could get some food lol
> [{quoted}](name=HARLEY QUlNN,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:43:03.561+0000) > > It really isn't that interesting he just wanted to know if we could get some food lol Did you say yes or no when he asked you out? Edit: shen'd lmao.
Vacus (NA)
: Girls don't, as a general rule, get told from the age of 3 or so that they need to be self-contained and self-reliant and that if they ever ask anyone for anything they're a failure :p
> [{quoted}](name=Vacus,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=pKLfgq0U,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-07-22T19:37:22.867+0000) > > Girls don't, as a general rule, get told from the age of 3 or so that they need to be self-contained and self-reliant and that if they ever ask anyone for anything they're a failure :p Pretty true. As much as people like to make light of female oriented double standards there are male oriented ones as well.
: why is it so hard for guys to ask for crap
Did you say yes or no? That's all that matters. It's probably why he waited so long.
: Ever get an itch on the corner of your fingertip?
My big toe on my left foot always does this. It's so fucking annoying.
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