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> [{quoted}](name=Zac x Me,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Tn8hHBTt,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2015-07-09T17:56:00.431+0000)
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> Well look at his other "art" where he draws porn of said champion.
Except Silverfox has never posted even mature art (much less adult). He's just an overly-detailed chibi artist that makes some of the cutest pictures you'll ever see.
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> [{quoted}](name=Bleediss,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Tn8hHBTt,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-07-09T16:20:10.715+0000)
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> how is that the furry community
Guy that drew it is a furry.
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ITT: BFNA tries to deny he's just as kinky as the rest of us.
Get in me.
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She is.
Get good.
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Worse than Unity?
Jesus that's saying something.
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I only post if Twitch tells me I can
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[Nope, squirrels totally aren't cool](http://steamcommunity.com/id/squirrelboi)
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And then you realize that he'll be replaced in a week by an actor of equal or higher "caliber."
"But Sewer Rat! Christopher Lee was a legend, he could never be replaced!"
Yeah, they said the same thing about Robin Williams, and _he got replaced the day he died._
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{{champion:22}} {{item:3222}}
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the fuck
I've made like 3 posts in the past 4 months, and NOW I make a list?
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You're trying so hard; it's kind of cute.
Only bit I'm going to throw out there, due to having prior engagements: putting quotation marks around words or groups of words gives that group of words the enhancement of becoming one singular object. It was never used to add emphasis, and in fact should not be used for that reason under any levels of formality. Italics and underlines are used for emphasis, among other things.
Example!
There is is incorrect. - Incorrect
"There is" is correct. - Correct
Next class in English 101, we will teach you the difference between formal and casual grammar, and when to use either.
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> [{quoted}](name=Happy Merchant ,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=L6q06Y88,comment-id=000b0000,timestamp=2015-05-14T19:20:00.106+0000)
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> It's ironic that people try to talk about anyone's education when I'm clearly able to use proper grammar in an appropriate setting. Also, since we're on that note, I fixed your poorly written post.
1: Technically speaking, the first two words are grammatically correct, since they are being used as expletives. Expletives ignore a surprising amount of textual rules. By adding a comma, you're implying that there is a pause between the two. Seeing as there was no such comma in my post, there is no pause implied. Expletives can also be capitalized whenever the writer pleases, to add proper emphasis.
2: Second fix is also unneeded, since "in order to" is the formal usage. In a casual situation, such as the Boards, "to accommodate" is perfectly correct. In fact, to use the formalized text would be incorrect, since this is a casual setting.
3: Funny, the sentence no longer makes sense after your "fix." If you meant "would be best," that is also unneeded, since as stated above, this is a casual environment. "I think it best" is just as correct as "I think it would be best." However, using the text after the phrase, "that we get rid of," the phrase "I think it best" is more phonetically appealing.
4: If you honestly think you can "school" me in a test of grammar, you're sorely mistaken. You see, I AM that pretentious prick that makes every attempt to show people just how uneducated they really are. Not only are you providing false information, you're being just as pretentious. Nobody needs to stoop to your level of grammar while playing a video game.
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> [{quoted}](name=Watchmen Walter,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=L6q06Y88,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2015-05-14T19:06:14.570+0000)
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> I'm pretty sure only the lowest rung of human society gets annoyed by people who respect their own education.
No No! You're clearly in the wrong here! We all need to step down what little English "grammar" we have left to accommodate for those, such as the OP, who couldn't afford such a fabulous education. How dare you be so inconsiderate of the OP's disability!
I think it best that we get rid of education altogether, so that everyone can be on equal terms!
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{{champion:29}} I prefer cheesy jokes, m'self
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{{champion:29}} Going by the Journal of Justice, average life span of a "normal" rat, the possible lifespan extension caused by the chemical mutations, and the new lore... He's roughly 8 months old.
Rats don't live long, the only lore regarding his presence is fairly recent (limited to a few months), and assuming he was born with the mutation, I'd imagine he's still fairly young. He is, however, clearly adult-sized, so he's at least 5 - 6 months old. There's no information on just how long the mutation extended his lifespan (if it did at all), so we can only go off of what a normal rat would be able to accomplish given sentience. Assuming he started his life of "crime" at his "teenage" weeks, we can say, based on the journal, that he's been active for a "few months." Adding a few months to the "teenage" rat, and we get 8 months of age!
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Daily reminder that Project M was one of the shittiest hacks ever made.
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{{champion:81}}
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{{champion:29}}hue
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> [{quoted}](name=Dyto,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=7hQGlFh4,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2015-04-13T01:27:49.725+0000)
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> I was actually gonna say Neurosurgeonwolf with all his posts about liking guys who are sluts and stuff =P
He doesn't need a hug.
He needs a reality check.
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Twitch Bot has been playing since Season 1. He plays consistently, a few hundred games per season since season 3.
He's played Twitch a grand total of 14 times over those 5 seasons, and not once this season.
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Ya
I thoroughly enjoyed it
Roleplay is fun <3
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From a humanitarian stand-point, yes, we should still "love and respect" MLB, no matter how much of a shit-poster he is.
From a realistic stand-point, no, MLB should not be respected at all until he changes his act. People have tried being nice to him, he continued being a shit-poster. People were/are mean to him because of his own actions, not because the people are dicks. It would be one thing if he was somehow accidentally being moronic. Like if he were incorrect about something and arguing about it, or if he said something he shouldn't have in the spur of the moment.
He doesn't do that, he intentionally shit-posts. To give the example someone else already gave, look at ISS. You don't see very many drop-hack jokes, because ISS straightened up his act. He earned his respect back by being a positive member of the community. He rarely shit-posts any more, and people have stopped being all rude towards him.
Maximum LeBroken, on the other hand, goes out of his way to shit-post. It's gotten the the point where, like BaconStr1ppz, he shit-posts for attention.
Giving attention to the toddler throwing a temper tantrum just makes the problem worse. They're spoiled for attention, and it's the bad kind. There is no fixing this on the internet, you can't force people to start ignoring someone. The only people that can fix this is themselves. ISS fixed himself, and he earned his respect back from the community that basically hated him. That deserves respect. MLB and Bacon have consistently gotten worse, and refuse to better themselves.
I personally do not respect people who refuse to try to better themselves. They do not deserve that respect. I won't go out of my way to start bringing them down, mind you, but I won't discredit any attempt to do so.
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> [{quoted}](name=nachocheeseeeee,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=InfeyRPa,comment-id=00160000,timestamp=2015-03-27T20:31:00.466+0000)
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> Man, this made me feel sad inside.
Twitch never goes out of his way to do things in either version of his lore, until someone screws with him. Also, he's a rat, rat families are like that, all big, to the point where being anyone but the eldest means you get hand-me-downs, if there's anything left TO hand-me-down. He kills people who steal his shit or mess with his personal space. So, basically, angry kid sitting alone because his home life is shit, and he fights to protect what little he has. One man's trash is another rat's treasure, they say.
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{{champion:29}} That lonely kid sitting on his own corner of the lunch table. His lunches are always cheap and horrible because he's one of the middle kids in a family of 12, and it's not really his fault that he hasn't been able to wash with soap for a good week now. People give him a wide berth, and nobody touches his stuff, because he'll beat the hell out of them if they do.
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August 29, 1993
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Twitch gets countered by - {{champion:201}} {{champion:51}} {{champion:114}} {{champion:64}} {{champion:117}} {{champion:421}} {{champion:62}}
{{champion:201}} - Moving "lol your ult does nothing" wall destroys Twitch's team-fight capabilities.
{{champion:51}} - Well-known counter, makes laning phase hell, and her traps/ult reveal his stealth.
{{champion:114}} - Twitch can't do anything to her, at any point in the game, under any circumstances, ever.
{{champion:64}} - Reveals stealth, easily sticks, tanky enough to not care about damage, enough damage to kill.
{{champion:117}} - Reveals stealth, powerful slow, and her ult can/will save anyone Twitch is trying to assassinate.
{{champion:421}} - FUCK THIS BITCH AND HER PASSIVE. GOD DAMN.
{{champion:62}} - Same with Fiora, can't do anything to him at any point in the game.
Twitch counters these people - {{champion:40}} {{champion:15}} {{champion:67}}
{{champion:40}} - Twitch out-ranges her ult, making it nigh-useless against him as a disengage tool.
{{champion:15}} - She just can't deal with him, it doesn't work. Also, playing chicken against Twitch's Expunge with a spell shield never ends well for you.
{{champion:67}} - Despite all the nerfs, STILL has a better early game, and he's always had the better late and mid games.
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das my cheese, pew pew
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Soccer, the professional sport played by stunt-men. Should someone be within 15 feet of you, you are to fling yourself in the direction opposite the approaching player, and pretend to be hurt. The team with the most successful acting sessions will win the game.
Football, the professional sport played by the angrier psych-ward patients. Due to their inability to exist outside of extremely padded environments, they surround the players with 7 layers of padding and tell them to run into each other.
Basketball, the professional sport played by tall men. The objective of this game is to have the tallest person run up to the circle, and place the sphere inside. They begin training these players at a very young age, with the "put the correct shape in the correct hole" sets.
Hockey, the professional sport played by those who were rejected from the professional "dancing on ice" team. They release their anger in front of cheering crowds by beating each other with sticks. Unfortunately, being only mediocre ice-dancers who don't understand that control and grace is more important than speed, they often run into each other.
Baseball, the professional sport played by very spiritual people. They spent most of their time standing in fields, speaking to their internal spirit animal, the Dog. However, do to their connection with said spirit animal, they are often distracted from their prayers by the guy throwing a ball at them with a stick. After a quick bout of Fetch, the Otherkin get to go back to their spiritual practices.
Somehow, any of these sports get taken seriously, to the point where people are actually killed over them. Forms of entertainment that are at best, extremely lacking in any sort of mental prowess. Entertainers are paid far more than those working actual jobs, providing actual benefit to society.
Don't get me wrong. I love playing a good game of football, soccer, what have you. I'm just extremely saddened that people playing a glorified game of Fetch are considered "higher value" than those who are actually working to better mankind.
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> [{quoted}](name=A Bad Varus,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=VveEAqk3,comment-id=000d,timestamp=2015-03-14T04:37:41.549+0000)
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> No mention of {{champion:117}} ?
The only Yordle who could possibly be older than Gnar is Amumu, and even that one is iffy, since Amumu doesn't have the pre-historic qualities that Gnar possesses.
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> [{quoted}](name=Heliostorm,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Lo4IOz8B,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2015-03-10T19:52:51.623+0000)
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> Kind of is. All you really need is basic pattern recognition, a decent memory, and experience to be better than a certain level at LoL. Being Bronze with 10 games doesn't really say much about your intelligence, but I'm pretty sure if you're Bronze after 1000 games you aren't that bright.
Friend of mine is graduating this year with a Master's degree in Biogenetic Science. He's received multiple offers from universities inside and (mostly) outside of the United States, PAYING him to get his PhD. The guy is going to be making bank, he's smart as hell, and still creeps me out with the science projects he performs as the head research assistant.
He knows everything about League, from lore, to stats, to matchups, to... everything. Ranges, approximate damage, builds, you name it, the guy knows it.
The guy can't get out of Silver, because he has horrible reflexes, and not enough Actions-per-Minute to be that great at League. The guy is a mastermind in the top lane and the jungle, but he can't play carry roles for shit.
You don't need intelligence to beat this game.
Also, proof that Diamonds don't need intelligence to be in Diamond: Hashinshin.
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But
I'm having too much fun playing games that DON'T nerf everything I enjoy into non-viability, while forcing me to cooperate my efforts with 4 random people (who are more than likely going to troll, flame, afk, rage-quit, or just be bad at the game) over and over again until I reach a certain status that in the long run will prove to mean nothing, since the journey to it was not enjoyable or enlightening.
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Nidalee has a jump on a 2 second cooldown, with no costs at all, that is nearly the length of someone's ultimate on twice the cooldown, and on a huge mana cost.
RIP{{champion:38}}
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Simple.
Boobs aren't attractive to some people. I'm one of those people. They make great pillows, but I'm not going to date someone just for pillows.
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When a child is born as a hermaphrodite, the decision is put to the parents.
They decide what sex is put on the birth certificate, and they're allowed to ask for their child's gender to be "fixed," by "fixing" the sexual organs.
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{{champion:29}} "You smell terrible."
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> [{quoted}](name=HyenaOfLeisure,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=Mg3pYb60,comment-id=000400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2015-02-20T20:24:49.019+0000)
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> 2/10, I'm not that big on teh mokeponz, and I have no idea why Brock dyed his hair blue and went full Kuvira.
I don't actually know that's from, unless it's the video I'm thinking of.
If it is the one I'm thinking of, 1/10, that video is fucking creepy.
If not... 3/10? IDK what's going on.
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TIL: BoxBox is a neckbeard
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> [{quoted}](name=Vahn65,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=A9XhnqXE,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2015-02-20T15:59:11.308+0000)
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> wasnt trying to be cool or funny i was simply stating facts based off ur match history. u dont know how to play against stealth champs so u bitch about it.
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> (dont bother replying im done with this thread now)
lol
If you were going off my match history, you wouldn't have replied.
What Twitch main would bitch about stealth champions being OP?
Buh-Bye now :3
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Man, I love being skinny and healthy.
I can eat shit like this and not have a care in the world.
Skinny Privilege ☑
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> [{quoted}](name=Vahn65,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=A9XhnqXE,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-02-20T15:55:21.707+0000)
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> get good and learn to use pinks. scrub.
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> will u be satisfied with a .0001 win rate? :)
.-.
Unnecessary and failed attempt to be cool and funny.
Senpai will never notice you.
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Pick | Win | Ban
{{champion:28}} 1.39% | 47.2% | 0.1%
{{champion:121}} 5.3% | 46.59% | 0.18%
{{champion:107}} 9.98% | 46.97% | 9.78%
{{champion:35}} 6.64% | 51.27% | 2.57%
{{champion:91}} 4.58% | 51.26% | 0.54%
{{champion:17}} 5.23%| 49.6% | 0.13%
{{champion:29}} 2.2% | 44.56% | 0.04%
{{champion:67}} 19.42% | 47.36% | 0.27%
Look at that freelo, they're so OP.
It's almost like they haven't all been nerfed to hell or anything.
The only champions whose entire identity revolves around stealth are Evelynn and Rengar.
Kha'Zix uses the ult more for movement speed than anything.
Shaco's entire kit revolves around being a toxic, annoying mother f**ker, stealth just happens to play well into that kind of kit.
Talon only actually uses the stealth for escape, most of the time the stealth gets deactivated near-immediately.
Teemo's stealth is not a problem, he uses it to be annoying. Both to his own team and the other team.
Twitch's kit and playstyle revolve around Spray and Pray, Ambush just happens to make it easier to get it off.
Vayne's stealth is used to get a little bit of pressure off of her own back during fights. Without it, she'd die even faster than she already does.
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> [{quoted}](name=Nuparu,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=FkXdd4Va,comment-id=000e0000,timestamp=2015-02-19T21:44:00.385+0000)
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> i was half asleep and didn't study :/
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> i got a 29 rip my intelligence
I had heard that you don't get much time during the test, so I tried to speed through most of it. Ended up screwing me in the end, I didn't bother checking things as I went along because I didn't think I'd have enough time.
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Never took the SAT.
Took the ACT once, though, scored a 33.
Bothers the hell out of me, though. Realized I fucked up on an earlier problem in the math section, was flipping back to redo it, and time ended. Figured it couldn't hurt too badly.
Then I got the test scores.
Science: 33
Reading: 33
Mathematics: 33
English: 34
If I had gotten that one math problem correct the first time, I'd have gotten a 34 :|
Maybe next time I take that test, I'll actually study.
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> [{quoted}](name= DJ Premier,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UA2LqbuZ,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2015-02-19T20:48:23.780+0000)
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> I actually enjoyed the latest theif, it wasn't better then previous but still was good
1. It wasn't a Thief game. It was an overly generic action game that pretended to have stealth and any sort of actual challenge.
2. To expand on "pretended to have stealth and any sort of challenge," you can literally just run through the game, ignoring everyone and everything, and finish the game in a few hours. On the hardest difficulty.
3. If you actually enjoyed it, you've never played the original Thief games. The point of Thief isn't to be an action game at all. It's a stealth game, NOT an actiony run and gun and be all loud and stupid. It's a difficult game. It's a fun game. The new game is neither, unless you're just another brainless young adult who only finds enjoyment in being obnoxious and unintelligent.
4. The new game was shit. If you're okay with generic action games ruining previous installments, feel free, but don't expect any actual fans of the series to agree with you.
5. "But Sewer, the game is fine if you don't judge it on the previous Thief games!" It's labeled as a Thief reboot. It was advertised as a Thief reboot. It was sold to people who thought it was a Thief reboot. It was hated by the people they sold it to, because it was one of the shittiest reboots in gaming history.
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