reba042 (NA)
: rakan and xayah are no longer a couple, you are free to ship rakan and ezreal now
: #A Corporate Matter **Episode: _Cats VS Dogs_** _**Many many years in the future:**_ {{champion:20}} "Grandma, grandma!" {{champion:164}} "What is it?" {{champion:20}} "I didn't know you were there for the great dog and cat war. That was so long ago." {{champion:164}} "Yes, I am very old." {{champion:20}} "Can you tell me about it, I have to write a report on it for my history class. Mom told me I should ask you since you actually lived through it." {{champion:164}} "Alright, sit down and I'll tell you a story. I was just a little girl when it happened. But I remember it so vividly. It did change the course of history after all." _**The present:**_ {{champion:119}} "Hello, if you are just joining us here at the 2019 Summoner Sweeties Pet Show. Things have escalated dramatically. Cats and dogs from all over have joined in and they are on either side of the field. Things could break out at any minute." {{champion:119}} "I want to go home Draven. Why won't they let us go home?" {{champion:119}} "Because we are under contract. We can't leave until the show is over." {{champion:119}} "It looks pretty over to me." {{champion:119}} "It may look that way. But it doesn't officially end until the judges choose a winner. And as they all ran for their lives when the fighting broke out. I do not see it ending anytime soon." {{champion:119}} "That does not make me happy." {{champion:119}} "What's this? It seems the cats and dogs are each sending a single representative to the center of the field. Let's see if we can listen in to what they're saying." {{champion:75}} "Greetings, I am Archduke Nasus of Dogterbury. This impending war is pointless. We all know dogs are bigger, stronger and better. It will be far more of a slaughter than a war. But we are not heartless. So we are granting you a one-time offer. Surrender, admit once and for all that dogs are the superior species. Do this and we will let you live on as our servants. Refuse, and cats will only be remembered as strange Egyptian deities." {{champion:55}} "Hello to you, I am Kitty Cat Katarina. It seems we can agree on one thing. This will be a slaughter, not a war. But you seem to be confused about who will be doing the slaughtering. Cats are faster, smarter, more agile. We have pointier teeth and sharper claws. You have no hope for victory. But I too will offer the dogs an alternative. If you surrender we will make your deaths quick and mostly painless. Dogs will be eradicated from this world one way or another. There is no sense in you suffering needlessly before. And trust me, we cats like to play with our food. We can make the suffering last." {{champion:75}} "You trifle with a force you do not comprehend. We will annihilate every cat on this or any planet. I am shall return to the dogs, we will attack at dawn!" {{champion:55}} "Well too bad, we're attacking in ten minutes." {{champion:75}} "Insolent vermin! We will begin our assault in nine minutes then!" {{champion:55}} "Oh wait, did I say ten? I meant five." {{champion:75}} "Four minutes until we advance!" {{champion:55}} "Three!" {{champion:75}} "Two!" {{champion:55}} "Now you have sixty seconds!" {{champion:75}} **"DOGS! WE ATTACK NOW! CHARGE THE CATS!"** {{champion:55}} _**"CATS! TIME TO KILL!"**_ **** {{champion:20}} "Really Grandma, they were fighting over minutes like children. It that how it really happened?" {{champion:164}} "Probably." {{champion:20}} "I need facts for my history report." {{champion:164}} "It happened decades ago, you can't expect me to remember every little detail. This is the way I tell my story. If you want to hear the rest of it, then shut up, you little brat. Now, where was I?" {{champion:20}} "They were just about to rip each other's throats out." {{champion:164}} "Oh, right, the battle." **** {{champion:203}} **"HAHA, YES. FLEE CATS, SO MUCH DEATH, SO MUCH FUN!"** {{champion:40}} "Pumkin cat, get 'em!" {{champion:19}} **"MY EYES, GET IT OFF ME!"** {{champion:96}} "Hey, cat man. **CATCH!**" _"Spits out a high-speed tennis ball."_ {{champion:83}} **"OOF!"** _"Gets hit center mass."_ {{champion:57}} **"CAT ATTACK!"** {{champion:105}} "I'm surrounded, why are there so many little ones?!" {{champion:42}} "Don't worry, me and The Flying Corgcus are here to help. Sick 'em boy!" {{champion:76}} "Not if I have anything to say about it!" _"Throws a catvelin at Corgi Corki."_ {{champion:42}} "Mayday mayday, we're going down!" _"Falls to the ground and rolls around a few times."_ {{champion:105}} **"NOOOOOO, YOU MONSTERS! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO SOMETHING SO CUTE? WELL, I HAVE A MONSTER TOO!"** _"Throws a giant steak."_ {{champion:107}} _"Appears out of stealth."_ "Haha, I got it. I don't know what this was going to do, but now it-" _"Gets eaten by a giant pug in a crown."_ {{champion:76}} "Oh dear Rito." {{champion:17}} "Attention dogs and cats!" {{champion:119}} "What's this, a badger has walked into the battlefield!" {{champion:17}} "This war has to stop. You are all wasting time, fighting each other when our true enemy laughs. Humans are the real problem, as long as they-" _"All the cats and dogs jump on him together."_ {{champion:119}} "In the name of Rito, they are ripping him to shreds. There is nothing left." {{champion:119}} "That is the most graphically violent thing I have ever seen. I am truly sorry to our viewers who had to witness that. But in case you missed it, here's an instant replay." {{champion:105}} "The cats are much stronger than we anticipated. It seems we are going to have to resort to-" **** {{champion:164}} "Zzzzzzzz." {{champion:20}} "Grandma!" {{champion:164}} "Huh, what?" {{champion:20}} "You fell asleep mid-sentence again." {{champion:164}} "Sorry. What time is it, almost seven? It is far past my bedtime. I am old and need my rest, scurry on now." {{champion:20}} "But grandma, after all that, you never told me who won the war." {{champion:164}} "Isn't it obvious?" {{champion:20}} "Not to me." {{champion:164}} "The real winner was the Corporates. They managed to get the merchandising rights to the war and all the cats and dogs involved. How do you think they got rich enough to buy all of Runeterra?" {{champion:20}} "I guess I never put the two together. Everything I have is Corporate owned and approved now, It's hard to imagine a time when they were just a company. Thanks, Grandma." {{champion:164}} "I'm just happy to have someone to listen to my old stories. Now go work on your Corporate homework, goodnight."
Riot throughout reading this long post: "This is a great idea! It's not too late for us to make money off of this. We'll start off with a poll to grab those NOOB'S short attention spans. THEN we'll add a little bit more lore. Tweak a few of the details to be slightly less graphic for the kiddies-- oh no. He brought up that we're a corporate company! We'll never steal their mone-- I mean, make a profit now! Abort!! This will only lead to our downfall!! DELETE THIS POST, ADMINS!!!" Or they might just be moderately amused by it all. *shrugs*
Meyuu (NA)
: Oh yeah? I'm also Plat 3, and a female. I go in discord chats with my teams all the time. Even if I get a LITTLE bit of rudeness from some players, I can genuinely say that most of my teams are 100% cool with me being female, or don't care(optimal). You're always going to get people who flame you because that's how videogame communities work. You report them and move on. Whether it's racism, sexism, general harassment, it all sucks. But you're being sexist by encouraging the exclusion of males, end of story. As someone who IS working on an indie videogame, it's painful for me to conceptualize that we need to kick people out of such a great learning opportunity made by Riot. "Holy fuck this was so embarrassing to read" - Well I'm embarrassed to be a girl right now, because of people like _you_ who will be attending this without a thought for the poor guys waiting outside. Also if you can't handle the language of the game being masculine like "hey guys" and "bro, dude, man" .. as someone who always goes "wat up boiz" in the chat every ranked game to perk up the mood, I laugh to know you're offended by such a minuscule thing. Get a grip.
My boyfriend mentioned this to me earlier today, but it was so outlandish that I brushed it off thinking he was joking around. You don't fight sexism with sexism. Honestly, I expected so much better from Riot... Even with more and more people abandoning this game, I still had hope. In the 5 or so years I've been playing this game, I've been "harassed" 3 times, and one of those times was by a female. Even still, it's a video game. You shouldn't let what some random person in their parents'basement say affect us so heavily. That being said, I demand a male only session as well (that I will respectfully wait outside of until the NORMAL "mixed/all group" session begins.
: Riot at PAX West
My boyfriend mentioned this to me earlier today, but it was so outlandish that I brushed it off thinking he was joking around. You don't fight sexism with sexism. Honestly, I expected so much better from Riot... Even with more and more people abandoning this game, I still had hope. In the 5 or so years I've been playing this game, I've been "harassed" 3 times, and one of those times was by a female. Even still, it's a video game. You shouldn't let what some random person in their parents'basement say affect us so heavily. That being said, I demand a male only session (that I will respectfully wait outside of until the NORMAL "mixed/all group" session begins.
: I don't want to join the downvote posse, so I will simply add my voice to this thread to mention to any purusing rioters that this discriminatory pax business is extremely unwelcome and unpleasant. I am not sure it is enough to make me stay away from your products forever, but it is enough to have me uninstalling for today to calm myself down.
Same here, Tenth, and I'm a woman.
: You should gift me xayah and i will make funny jokes. like um why does rakan have so many ward quotes because his main job as a support is RAKANassaince haha do i have friends now.
...Dammit. You get one too, nextgenpwning. But no more! That makes 7 randoms on the list. My original post for people ALREADY on my list! QQ
: You should gift me Xayah... I will um... UM... make a pun? I hope thats PUNny enough... *suicides*
I choose CHOPSTICKS because he tried... kind of. C:
: Get Special Xayah and Rakan Icons When They Launch
As a person with at least 171,000 IP, I approve. Looks like I'm gonna play Springtime Santa this week. O:
: Attack of the Demon Poros
"FACE THE FUTURE!" Bahahahahahahahaha! C:
: #A Corporate Matter **Episode: _It's the end of the world as we know it._** {{champion:25}} **"THE END IS NEAR!"** {{champion:10}} "What in Runeterra are you on about now?" {{champion:25}} "The end of all that we know is coming." {{champion:10}} "I still can't believe he made you my secretary. **CAN'T I PLEASE SWITCH?**" {{champion:36}} "No." {{champion:10}} **"BUT WHY! ALL THE OTHER CORPORATES GET TO PICK THEIRS. I HATE HER SO MUCH!"** {{champion:36}} "Because, Corporate Mundo feed off pain and suffering. Me enjoy watching you fight." {{champion:25}} "Well, at least he's honest. {{champion:10}} "Alright, what was that about the world coming to an end?" {{champion:25}} "Oh right. **THE END IS NEAR!**" {{champion:10}} "Yes, but why is it near? And if no one needs to be banned, how is it my problem?" {{champion:25}} "I know because I have read the signs." {{champion:10}} "What signs?" {{champion:25}} "First, Ionia chose to leave the Valoran Union." {{champion:10}} "Ok, that was unexpected. But not the end of the world." {{champion:25}} "Then the Piltover Volicubs won the world series for the first time in three thousand years." {{champion:36}} "Me admit, me lost money on that." {{champion:25}} "Then, Azir was elected emperor of Shurima." {{champion:268}} "Make Shurima rise again." {{champion:25}} "And finally, the most unlikely of all. Yorick got reworked. This can only mean that-" {{champion:43}} "Barry messed up the timeline again." {{champion:10}} "Who are you?" {{champion:43}} "You can just call me Iris. These magic powers are awesome. Have any of you seen someone who can move super fast? Especially if they couldn't do so before. I need to fix this." {{champion:25}} "I think I saw Talon out in the park. He's a lot more mobile than he used to be." {{champion:10}} "And more annoying than I thought possible." {{champion:43}} "That's probably him, thanks." {{champion:10}} "Now that that's over with. I have heard enough crazy talk today. If you would excuse me, I need to get back to perma-banning people for swearing." {{champion:13}} **"THEY ARE COMING!"** {{champion:10}} "Great, now who's this wackjob?" {{champion:13}} **"THE WORLDBREAKERS ARE COMING TO END THE WORLD."** {{champion:25}} _"Makes a giant grin."_ {{champion:10}} **"WELL, WHERE ARE THEY HUH? I DON'T SEE ANY-"** {{champion:75}} **"HELLO, INSECT!"** {{champion:10}} "One coming to. H-h-hi there." {{champion:48}} "We are the world breakers, and we've come to break _everything._" {{champion:120}} "In the whole world." {{champion:10}} "Wait, you guys are the Mayan end of the world. Weren't you guys supposed to be here like, four years ago?" {{champion:120}} "We were, but someone messed up on setting the alarm for 2012." {{champion:111}} "Look, how was I supposed to know they only have an extra day once every four years. I mean, what's up with that?" {{champion:75}} "Oh well, at least this way we are more unexpected, even if we do look like idiots." That sentence reminds King Dellron of how he plays CSGO. {{champion:48}} "Yeah, we are still going to kill you all. And there is nothing you can do about it." {{champion:111}}{{champion:48}}{{champion:75}}{{champion:120}} **"MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"** _**Will our heroes survive? Will the world end? Why does all this stuff only seem to happen at the Corporate Office? What is the point in asking all these questions? Tune in next week to the anticlimactic part 2 and maybe find out the answers to some of these questions.**_
I lost it fairly early at "Oh right. THE END IS NEAR!" C:
Mhija (NA)
: Leona VS Diana: WHO WOULD WIN?
Leona... Because tanks are always the way to win. PRAISE THE SUN!!! <3 {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{champion:89}} {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
: Rito pls you crit my wallet too much.
I just screamed "Ha!" like Vi does on the train. Thank you for this.
Adonna (NA)
: Honestly, I never played dominion much except for the Ascension event for the icons but removing it when there is still a player base (no matter how small), is alienating those fans of your game. It's like taking away a toy from a child and then giving them a picture of it (taking away the mode, but here's an icon for your troubles). It's a half-hearted gesture for a mode that was unloved and uncared for by Riot themselves - they set it up to fail from the start if they had no intentions of caring for it. This also sets the precedence for removing other game modes/maps/features which is all too terrifying if you aren't what playing what Riot is pushing (Ranked 5v5). I play ARAM's now mostly (I played customs before it was made into a mode) and I used to Ranked 5v5. Now I am against Riot's core agenda or 'Vision' and I can't help but feel the target on my back and the timer set. The only thing that keeps ARAM safe is the fact that there is no balancing or heavy maintenance needed since it uses the core of Summoner's Rift items/etc. which is Riot's primary focus. I also have to address this statement 'Why are Featured Game Modes Temporary?' stating custom maps being in rotation and for shorter duration makes them more popular/better/less constraining. This is completely unfounded and absurd bullshit if I've ever heard it. RIOT has not given the community a chance to play these modes (Ascension, URF, Doombots etc) longer than a given period of time at any point in their introduction of the given mode. How on Earth do you know that this is the best way for them if you've never tried the alternatives - RIOT LOGIC. ON TOP OF THIS INJURY, YOU ADD INSULT by stating > '(modes are) designed to make a big splash, with the knowledge they will be removed shortly thereafter. Adding permanency would constrain the design wiggle room we have to make each mode as unique as possible.' (see link provided in above Riot statement) So, in essence, they are a MARKETING TOOL for you to drum up excitement about your game. And although they are 'unique and fun', they also constrain you in some capacity to make more modes? So you just want to copy modes and slap new names on them? This entire statement is literally treating the community like an illiterate fool. This whole thing is a mess honestly and I truly feel for the players of this mode - they are the losers in this all. And in the end, Riot continues to think that their 'Vision' is and must be the players 'Vision' and this is what is best for THEM. They've forgotten what made them so great - they listened, they understood and tried to deliver a game that everyone loves. They may still listen (more so with their wallets) and throw us a bone or two, but with every small consolation prize or change we ask for, there are so many more things they refuse to acknowledge or take that just takes us a couple steps back. **TLDR:** Riot let the mode fail due to lack of resources, icon is consolation prize to player base who should still matter to Riot (no matter how small). This starts the domino effect for other modes/features/etc in the way of Riot's 'Vision' aka Ranked 5v5. The 'Why are Featured Game Modes Temporary?'statement is literally stating game modes are marketing ads and nothing more. All proving further that Riot is pushing their agenda/checking their bank statements and treating the community like an imbecile UNLESS it effects revenue. Hugs to Dominion players losing their game mode.
My laptop was in the shop for about two weeks and then as soon as it updated, know what I was going to play? Dominion. I never cared how long it took to get in a match. Dominion. I never cared how much crap other players gave me for "wasting my time." Dominion. I tried not to feel a stab or dread every time a new patch came out and there was nothing noted about the glorious Crystal Scar. I really did. I am literally in tears over this that, because of there barely being anyone in the queues, I probably will not make the 100 wins mark. I will have nothing to show for ever playing it...
: Unveiling the future of League of Legends
This just feels like it's something for the pros. Something for people who have those lightning reflexes... What about us peasants who are already struggling? This will only make our suffering last longer in game. T_T {{champion:32}}
: ***
You what Riot might be encouraging you to do? MAKE FRIENDS. It's not hard at all here. Someone makes a funny comment after a gank? Add them. Voila!
: Bard, the Wandering Caretaker, revealed
He attracts meeps to his side, huh. Does that mean he has an affinity with Poozers from the planet Titan?!
: Champion and skin sale: 01.20 - 01.23
Ryze and Brand getting it DOWN I see... Welp, time for a new fanfiction! XD
Imurashi (NA)
: {{champion:81}} has always been straight. Read his Trivia on Lol Wiki. He's been caught with {{champion:99}} ;P
It's just a cover up. Dur. >.>
: What are you talking about? {{champion:201}} and {{champion:157}} played **all day** (when they aren't banned) whenever I try Solo Que.
What's a Solo Que???
: i'm not sure if that would be beastiality or not. nid can turn into a cat but she is also human. ._.
: {{champion:24}} Bitch please, I was beating you up with a lamppost! I would have rekt you if that giant ass piece of metal showed up!
YES! Speak the truth. Sidewalk structures OP!!!{{item:3188}}
: No, this is PATRICK
Sybinn (NA)
: {{champion:64}} didn't
That... that was beautiful. My face is seriously leaking from laughing.
: New free champion rotation: Nasus, Sivir, Zilean and more!
Brace yourselves... The terribly aimed spears are coming! {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:76}} {{champion:119}} {{champion:76}}
: Garen, Darius, Katarina and in the back Renekton, Ahri, Riven. Leona, Nidalee, Yorick and probably Syndra with the white hair.
Are you SURE that's Nidalee and not Xin Zhao? ...'Cuz it feels like that is indeed not Nidalee and in fact Xin Zhao...
: "Shrek is love," I say. "Shrek is life."
...Is it terrible that I just sent the link to that video to my grandparents?
: LET THE RAGING BEGIN ITS OFFICIALLY OFF XD
I just broke my f*cking mouse. Ya damn right I'm raging! Come home after a long day of misery and then BOOM. Enemy Pentakill all in my face. Couldn't even play ONE match to say goodbye... T.T

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