: a way to increase true damage?
: a way to increase true damage?
: a way to increase true damage?
yes i did. i said so in my post good sir
: a way to increase true damage?
like this obviously isn't game breaking or anything, and it's very niche, just curious if it was intended or not
Rioter Comments
: Post the moment that you realized it was going to be One Of Those Games™
1/7{{champion:42}} An ally has been slain. 1/8{{champion:42}}: jdhwicbgb t ysgagcifi An ally has disconnected 5 minutes later... An ally has reconnected {{champion:42}} : sorry, i punched my keyboard and broke my laptop. Had to get on my desktop. An ally has been slain An ally has disconnected Bronze ranked is a beautiful thing
: Today I got reported by a support for telling him to buy a Sightstone
While i'm still on this, I feel like {{item:3711}} is a really underrated jungle item on champs who aren't necessarily in need of the dueling potential of {{item:3715}} or the extra CC from {{item:3706}}. I cant even remember the last time i saw it on anybody but lee sin and even that seems rare. Would be nice to see more junglers who actually help me as a support main trying to ward. Especially keeping pinks on baron/dragon. I can only keep one pinked at a time guys.
: Today I got reported by a support for telling him to buy a Sightstone
I main support. I buy sightstone 100% of the time. If i am playing a support that actually scales well with items, sona, zyra and the like, and if i feel like i'll need to carry the game harder, i get the gold income sightstone combo item so i can build more sefishly. It's not hard to figure out they were designed so that supports can build more damage or tankiness. I also play and enjoy jungle, and quite often in my elo i see supports simply skip the sightstone all together and i've learned something from interacting with these people. NEVER tell a support who doesnt naturally purchase a sightstone to get one. The reason? If these people don't normally use the item, They wouldnt know what to do with it anyway. Using your sightstone optimally is a skill that takes experience to understand when and where to ward. I can say i see just as many supports that buy a sightstone and literally never use it or use it improperly as i do supports that just ignore the purchase altogether. And if they arent going to take advantage of it, i'd rather just have another underfed mid on my team.
: is nunu suppose to be able to q xerath?
Ahh, alrighty. Their sodium levels did seem quite high. Ty. Though any other comments are welcome.
Rioter Comments
Cynicatt (NA)
: Geezus, how long have I been gone that this is true?
A man once asked a traveling dervish, "why do i not see you more often?" To which the dervish replied, "because the words 'why have you not been to see me?' Are sweeter to my ears than 'why are you here again?'"
: Guns don't kill people
Quemadmodum gladius neminen occidit; occidentis telum est.
: Remember when GD was at war with mods
Anybody remember old GD, where 2 am rolls along and "mods are asleep..." posts would destroy your sanity?
Rioter Comments
: Midlaner called me trash jungler shit Gragas and told me to sell skin
Hmm. Recently had an enemy top laner say things like "fuck off, bitch boi" "ur a %%%got" "leave me alone, %%%%%%" i was jungling at the time. We won the game, then in post-chat he called every one of his teammates and enemies a bunch of fucking %%%%%%s(in all caps) then left. His team asked us kindly to report him for being a toxic and racist asshole all game. Apparently he was no nicer to his teammates. Pretty sure we all did. Awaiting the message saying somebody i recently reported was banned.
La Spork (NA)
: The progression of internet insults.
"You must be one of those dirty indecisive millenials" Am i doing it right?
passıon (NA)
: Did Anyone Read Lucian's Lore
So.... han shot first?
: Anyone have any funny toxic stories?
Well about a month ago, i had an adc give first blood then rage super hard for a few minutes before going afk. So his support, a blitzcrank player pretty much said "fuck it, i'm building full ad. Might as well have fun." Dude not only won lane by himself but kept everybody else in it. built {{item:3078}} and{{item:3031}} and full AD afterwards and was just one shotting every enemy carry who came into contact with him and practically solo carried the game. At some point the enemy team just gave up and surrendered out of what must have been an incredible ammount of frustration. Still makes me smile when i think of that game. This guy straight up made the best of a bad situation where most other people would probably have just given up. Pretty sure that guy got 9 honors that game. Everyone, even on the other team, was praising him in the end game chat.
: You know what I like about playing with bots?
Didn't you hear? Teemo bot is a thing now. Plenty of toxicity there.
: Shyvanna mains are the most delusional lot I've seen.
It's only because all the FoTM junglers have hopped on the bandwagon(banddragon?)
: Most Rewarding Game I've Played in Over 1,000 Games
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
Huang Po (NA)
: Star Guardian Phreak Icon
10/10 would fap again
: > [{quoted}](name=Spuzzmocker,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=sF85EApE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-02-27T08:20:26.436+0000) > > Ahh, dont get discouraged. And honestly, yeah. Taking breaks between ranked games in general is a good idea. Whether a win or a loss. Like a little reset for your brain. what do i do if i still just keep losing if i take breaks?
> [{quoted}](name=Malevolentslim,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=sF85EApE,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-02-27T08:59:16.983+0000) > > what do i do if i still just keep losing if i take breaks? Well, perhaps you can try out other champions or experimenting with builds in norms until you feel more comfortable and more capable of carrying worse players. Unfortunately they REALLY expect you to carry harder than ever in this meta. Snowballing is very strong and because of this, player attitudes in lower elos are suffering quite badly. In a fair ammount of games i see people feeding first blood and immediately saying gg or ff20 or open mid or whatever defeatist nonsense they regurgitate to try and tilt the team and end the game because in their heads, they've already lost. I'm here to tell you, you have to be better than that. You have to be the bigger person and either carry the game, or accept defeat with humility and move onto better matches.
Top PIz (NA)
: How is everyone doing on this fine night?
I feel like i stared into the immortal eye of god as it collapsed in upon itself. Had some terrible conversations today. Really bad times. Completely disheartened.
Cynicatt (NA)
: Sometimes...
So... can you give me an example of this behavior? Something you've experienced lately that made you think this?
Cynicatt (NA)
: Sometimes...
Lol yes exactly. I was at the bar recently chatting with a friend who's a bartender there, and he was telling me how listening to the random people who'd come in and out was getting quite frustrating, then he quoted somebody from the 1800's who pretty much said "it's a shame when i sit around my family, each individual has their head wrapped up in whichever book or magazine, only quoting small quips designed to simulate entertainment." Then we both had a laugh about how nothing's changed only the peripherals, then had a laugh about how he just did exactly what the guy was complaining about. Keep in mind i was paraphrasing and i cant remember the author.
Cynicatt (NA)
: Sometimes...
That happens a lot. Many people i know, i swear they run more on instinct than logic
: dont really know what to do
Ahh, dont get discouraged. And honestly, yeah. Taking breaks between ranked games in general is a good idea. Whether a win or a loss. Like a little reset for your brain.
: I just got kansas city shuffled
: I just got kansas city shuffled
Remind me what movie that's from.
: whats the efficient way to spend the starter 400 rp?
Sigh. Get more ip. Also, skin boosts in Aram also gift u ip, regardless of win or loss
: What i liked most about Team Builder
Sigh. I agree. I pretty much had more teambuilder wins than i did norms or ranked at the time it was removed. But hey, those teambuilders icons, am i right? Kappa
: Mejai's is too safe of an item for it's insane gold efficiency
I only ever buy it on janna honestly. Also, liveyiordiehard, best yi related username ever.
: In this moment what do you most want to eat?
Wait... just occurred to me... chicken and waffles.
: whats the efficient way to spend the starter 400 rp?
: Riot, please read my suggestion
Interesting suggestion. But wouldnt that mean you'd need 16 champions rank 5? That's like 320 wins
: In this moment what do you most want to eat?
Waffles, but my waffle maker broke
: Riot releases a gamemode where, after some amount of time, anyone not in combat...
That's very interesting but imagine the trolling. You could be 9/0 on that lucian then suddently you're a full crit mundo with windspeakers blessing or something lol. Would still probably play it.
: can somebody give me a quick malphite guide
Check out magikarpusedfly's malphite actual champion spotlight
: Nasus siphoning should start off soft and get louder the more stacks you have
That 1k stack nasus just ruptured my ear drum.... and anus
QUAGSlRE (NA)
: how close were u to dodging 200
> [{quoted}](name=xXAkali360Elite,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=v8IV3EHF,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-01-31T21:45:13.598+0000) > > how close were u to dodging 200 Yes. Upvoted
: Who wins in a 1v1
{{champion:104}}
Rioter Comments
: So, is there anyway to refuse a gift?
This reminds me. There was a post a while back where somebody posted a screenshot showing warwick as his only unpurchased champion, followed by a rant about his hatred for said werewolf. 5 minutes later a friend posted of shot of gifting warwick... makes me laugh to this day.
: So I qualified for a promo series and it shows I already have one win
They'll give u free win once in a while. I got one after i failed my last promos and only had to win two to progress
: Trynd is from the freljord
Sej used to ride around practically naked
: Replace a word in a champion's quote with "Donger"
Agony, ecstacy, peace... every donger has a beauty all it's own.{{champion:30}}
: No, no, you've got it all wrong. http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2069057274/218533396?tab=stats 80,000 damage in a game that was effectively a 3v5. You think I ENJOYED that? There's nothing satisfying about working your ass off and getting nothing for it. When I'm ahead, I just want to move on to get a team that can actually pull their own weight and win the game. Instead, they trap me and expect me to carry them while they keep feeding. /still salty a week later
> [{quoted}](name=disregardable,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jEouzysE,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-01-24T16:41:43.185+0000) > > No, no, you've got it all wrong. > > > http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2069057274/218533396?tab=stats > 80,000 damage in a game that was effectively a 3v5. You think I ENJOYED that? > > There's nothing satisfying about working your ass off and getting nothing for it. When I'm ahead, I just want to move on to get a team that can actually pull their own weight and win the game. Instead, they trap me and expect me to carry them while they keep feeding. > > /still salty a week later Lol. Your jax only did 8k damage. 1/10 of yours. That has got to be the least damage i've ever seen a jax do. Especially for a 40+ minute game. Wow.
: Answer a few questions, and I will let you know what I think about you.
What's your name? A: Justin. What's your favorite color? A: I'm a little too old to have a favorite color. What's your favorite type of music? A: Used to listen to lots of electronica, but music's been dead to me for quite some time. What's your deepest fear? A: Failure. Do you have any secret desires your family members would be ashamed of? A: No. Open family. If forced to choose, would you be as small as a mouse or as large as a mountain? A: Definitely big as a mountain. Death is around every corner for a creature the size of a mouse. Is there anyone you admire on here? A: Yes, many people, but I dont like inflating ego's. Would you be willing to put someone out of their misery? A: Yup. How often do you lie? A: Often as I can get away with it, but never to anybody I care about. If given the choice, would you look into the future five years from now, or go back in time five years from today? A: Regardless, I wouldn't change a thing. This is the only life I know. Do you hate anybody? A: Yes. I find myself quite disgusted by many people. If given the choice, would you change bodies with another if they consented to it? A: Eww gross. No, it'd suck to have to get used to another body. In ten words or less, describe Riot Games from a biased point of view. A: The best intentions dont always lead to the best results? Would you sell your best friend out if they were doing the wrong thing? A: Oh, yes, absolutely. Morality over loyalty anyday. Though this is a non issue for me. I dont befriend people who I deem morally corrupt. What's the best piece of advice you can give to someone who's new at League of Legends? A: Oh god... there is so much knowledge required to play this game even half decently, I wouldn't know where to start. Maybe stop playing before you get too deep in. How would you describe the color "Yellow" to someone who is colorblind? A: I'd tell them to think about bananas and piss I guess. How do you feel right now? A: Tired, but content. How do you feel about this questionnaire? A: It was enough
: Voli Is cancer
Take a page from ranger smith and dont feed the bears
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