Sujiren (EUW)
: Gathering storm would have had nice value then.
{{champion:13}} 2000 AP ONSHOTS MY MOM TRIED TO RE-ADOPT ME AFTER THIS -NightBlue3
: Because they aren't bad at the game.
I wanna make a meme here, but you're right, and I want to cry.
: but if champions wore health like armor, would they wear it like this: https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Sion_0.jpg or this? https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Chogath_0.jpg
_**STOP**_
xelaker (NA)
: I can assure **you** that ryze is a man. not waifu
_**AHEM**_ Rule 63 or do waifus not work like that
: Leave game and enter it again. While this happens you should go out and meet people, find more constructive hobbys, do your chores, start a family, visit your grandchildren, join the military, overthrow a the corrupt government of a african country and establish a democarcy for the people by the people and much more. You will still have time to arrive to the game in time.
> overthrow a the corrupt government of a african country and establish a democarcy for the people by the people and much more. Ok we're getting a little too real now
: let me fix your list {{champion:516}}
> [{quoted}](name=Latitoast,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=K2BGhsHA,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-01-20T05:24:34.951+0000) > > let me fix your list > > {{champion:516}} Apparently {{champion:420}} demolishes (in low elo at least), and {{champion:75}} with klepto is cancer. So the list is three champions.
: 0% steroids 100% stacks
: umm ok
inb4 you're told to put this in report a bug
: Correction: They don't give a fuck about mages that aren't waifu-able
https://i.imgur.com/OLkWw6Z.jpg[/img] {{champion:13}} I can assure you Ryze is a great waifu
: So you're telling me that you support riot's choice that somehow all of these champs: {{champion:163}} {{champion:114}} {{champion:164}} {{champion:40}} {{champion:43}} {{champion:55}} {{champion:7}} {{champion:15}} {{champion:103}} {{champion:498}} {{champion:37}} {{champion:142}} {{champion:143}} couldn't have fit the theme? {{sticker:zombie-brand-mindblown}}
> {{champion:15}} {{champion:103}} {{champion:498}} {{champion:103}} We all know Riot wanted to do this
: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/e/ea/SU_-_Arcade_Mania_Meat_Beat_Mania.png/revision/latest?cb=20150904005849
When will we get an r/Expand Dong on this to make it you know what? Or did I miss it?
: "girls"
https://i.imgur.com/CzyT6dA.jpg?1[/img]
MrryZ (NA)
: Hey whats wrong with AP kog?
So I looked into his AP ratios... turns out AP Kog, while I knew it would work in most cases, is actually one the of best things I rarely see (like garen) Q has 50% ap W has 1%per 100 E has 50% R has 25/37.5/50% Guess I'm buying kog soon.
: Olaf remake??
To me (Silver5 last season), I love his kit. I take comet and manaflowband to offset his q mana cost, and triumph and coup de grace so I can thrive in fights, _like the berserker archetype he's supposed to be._ His W doesn't heal "as much" as it should, since the second effect being increased healing from all sources while active is pretty big. His E fits the berserker archetype, and you said you're fine with how it is. His ult giving you movespeed while moving away from enemies wouldn't make too much sense (Berserker archetype), and that's why you take ghost anyways. Also you trade armor and magic resist for damage when it activates, so it's risky trying to run away if they can chase. My most common build consists of 2 damage items into tank, normally with a{{item:3083}} as this makes him ~~absolute cancer~~ a challenge to fight, and gives him fairly clear counterplay (Poke him to oblivion, all in with a champion that doesn't get destroyed because their cc doesn't work), as he doesn't need all too much damage.
: Random Be?
Riot put some champs on sale for 50% off even with BE. If you bought one of those champions within the past 2 weeks I think it was, you get compensated for the difference.
: "That was a catapult, you little shit."
Wait what season is this? Are we even in the same game?
Bhagswag (NA)
: Hurrican and Bork on Jhin?
Step into bronze, and watch the AP Kogs, AP Janna jungles, and Runnan's Jhin's surround you. I've seen all of these, and I want to die and live at the same time because of them.
Jeddy017 (NA)
: \*thinks for a second & gets an idea* Nah, Nyan Cat Sion would be stupid. Though, the ult would be amazing.
If it's an elongated cat like Meowkai, I hope you abandon the boards
: My tangent take "blood magic" is actually advanced waterbending.
But I thought that can only be done on a full moon?
: Ikr I think this wiuld Be first Good irelia skin and would also attract more people to play irelia
> first Good irelia skin This man has forgotten ~~Frostbutt~~ Order of the lotus Irelia
: He would break dabbing forever if he tried. He must remain more subdued. Be sure to Ctrl+3 when he hits PBE. :D
Do I have the right to be scared before I activate his dance?
nelogis (EUW)
: (Champion concept: Bruiser-Diver) Beauty de Morknaut
_Sees ultimate_ **_Aatrox's wet dream?_**
: Because Phase Rush gives slow resistance, and for longer. Queen's Tribute is a stronger burst of speed, but it's not as long, nor does it give the slow resistance.
You don't need slow resistance of they can't get in range to slow you. I just realized I don't have a "Rollsafe" image to clarify that this is a meme.
sutora3 (EUNE)
: getting candy from that white van for free
May I ask what happend after you showed up at the van?
Mixolydia (EUNE)
: Username doesn't really check out
I mean Loli's. . . . . https://i.imgur.com/usDcGXA.gif[/img]
: The grading systems the same The average is different because new season new stats
> The average is different because new season new stats So my 13/3/7 170 cs in a 34:45 minute {{champion:2}} match which I got an A in possibly ruined my chance of getting an S? Back to Yasuo it is.
: Arclight Taric?
Shouldn't it be Warden? Or is that skinline dead along with Marauder?
: When was the last time you saw a trundle?
Once during pre-season, and before that I think it was september. I have exactly 0 information on Trundle in regards to pre-season.
Weedbro (NA)
: the new nintendo labia! lol someone had to go there
> [{quoted}](name=Weedbro,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=TfMBvdIM,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2018-01-18T20:18:37.407+0000) > > the new nintendo labia! lol > > someone had to go there That was a great post on r/sbubby
: bruisers too We got Yamcha'd {{item:2049}} {{champion:136}} {{champion:30}} {{champion:127}} {{champion:163}} {{item:3070}} ... {{item:2049}} {{champion:122}} {{champion:240}} {{champion:23}} {{champion:58}} {{champion:48}} {{champion:106}} {{item:3070}}
I agree with your listed bruisers, but what's so bad about{{champion:48}}? I mean I'm ~~silver 5~~ unranked and don't own Trundle (atm), so I know almost nothing about trundle being in/out of the meta.
Irimort (EUNE)
: Imo every next skin teaser should start with floating purple sword
I'm trying to see {{champion:24}} with a sword I can see nothing but a lamppost
: Patch 8.2: Dear summoners: Due to technical difficulties, you may experience a giant man bird in your games unexpectedly, we have been trying to catch him for weeks, also we accidentally made him have a global aura that deals 9999 true damage a second before he escaped, so if he's in your game, you may swell just alt+f4.
> Dear _**summoners**_: _Laughs in retcon_ ~~Wait do they still refer to us as summoners?~~
: If you squint that's Elise
So I looked into elise again, and the only image I have to post is https://i.imgur.com/CzyT6dA.jpg?1[/img]
: Right? I got placed Bronze V. Now I have to wait until the system demotes me to Air X.
: The giant barrel doesn't tell you it's Gragas?
: Yes, like varus because annie needs to be a lesbian. The twist is that tibbers is also female and they are in love.
I mean, "similar to Varus" were the keywords, so...
: Scored bingo 12 times
https://i.imgur.com/CzyT6dA.jpg?1[/img]
: {{champion:13}}
I see it. Ryze's 8th rework, he has both AD and AP scaling, with current hp, max hp and missing hp damage. Duskblade is exclusively for Ryze, and he now sits at a 90% winrate, with no counterplay, as his snare is now a 5 seconds stun (Got the idea from the 2 bot matches I played in DotA), and can go invis at any moment. Also your keyboard needs to look like this just so you can perform all of Ryze's abilities http://www.nantelmusique.qc.ca/repository/product/HiRes/RO-VPG7-PE2.jpg
: But Toph has top in it, and we all know how miserable top is right now.
MRW I saw this https://i.imgur.com/Ck7cSMK.jpg[/img]
: Champ that you Never see but Destroys you When you Do
{{champion:2}} You don't need hard CC if you have your ult, {{summoner:6}}, true damage, perma slow, sustain and 2* attack speed boosts, and your perma slow being a skillshot version of {{champion:80}} making you an amazing lane bully. ~~I probably took this too far~~ *Passive and W Of course I play him often, but I haven't seen one other than myself in ages.
Nosnide (NA)
: seeing a trend of Yi getting out of control.
Red smite might a problem. You calculate his damage, you have every number and %ratio on him and your champ, you have their current stats, but it means almot nothing, since he gets _almost_ free 20% damage reduction. This can lead to miscalculations, causing you to lose trades. Of course, I take red smite on everyone since I don't want to get 1 shot. ~~I swear I'm not salty from my last ranked match~~
: {{item:3025}}{{champion:127}} < {{champion:81}} Yoink {{item:3025}} {{champion:81}} Mine now {{champion:127}} wtf ez, you can't use th- {{champion:81}} I'm _the_ freelo explorer https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l4BDgJs2gn8/maxresdefault.jpg {{champion:81}} **_and I ~~abuse all items~~ freelo as I please_**
> [{quoted}](name=2nd Chance,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aERG5Lur,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2018-01-17T07:39:56.029+0000) > > {{item:3025}}{{champion:127}} &lt; {{champion:81}} Yoink > > {{item:3025}} {{champion:81}} Mine now > > {{champion:127}} wtf ez, you can&#x27;t use th- > > {{champion:81}} I&#x27;m _the_ freelo explorer > > https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l4BDgJs2gn8/maxresdefault.jpg > > {{champion:81}} **_and I ~~abuse all items~~ freelo as I please_** This will be canon one day
: How long until we get a "Little red Riding hood" Skin for Zoe?
: Ninja tabi rush on ranged champions
INB4 "Make tabi's melee only"
: could it be a teaser for an Annie cinematic ?
She did appear in Twist of Fate, so I wouldn't think so (of course that animation was in 2013, and Garen was both in ToF and Legends never die)
: I mean burnt flower, teddy bear. Seems like annie to me. But don't get hyped. It's just a clothing change not a full model change.
Time to make some trash memes ~~since I can't shitpost on IFunny anymore~~ Burnt flower? Clearly {{champion:63}} being an ass. Teddy bear? Obviously new {{champion:9}} model
Thilmer (EUW)
: Confessions: skins you want for fanservice reasons.
{{champion:429}} Any non-LCS skin for her. Marauder/ Warden or something like that would be fine even.
: Definitely Not Orianna. Make her look as human as possible.
AR URF (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Tails9016,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=bomdm8lE,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2018-01-16T23:51:33.365+0000) > > I thought that was fizz? Fizz poked you? Wrong. He went all in on you as that&#x27;s the only way he can deal any meaningful amount of damage, let alone get into range, and he is now open to harass( assuming you didn&#x27;t die). > > If you see me approach a Katarina, it&#x27;s because she has a 100%chance to die/ get pushed out of lane, or I&#x27;m at 300+ping. I&#x27;m not dealijg with a EWQE and there goes 2/3 of my hp. Don't reply to EUNE or EUW players. Every post I see made by an NA person has a bunch of EUNE and EUW trolls. All they're doing is trying to piss you off.
Makes sense, at least in this case. A part of me just wanted to post this gif and leave https://i.imgur.com/ERUHAEn.gif[/img]
Ponderss (NA)
: What's your superpower?
I'm worthless unless everyone else is worthless{{champion:266}}
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