XxFeignDeathxX (NA)
: Have you recently been lagging with this new client?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Have you recently been lagging with this new client?
I've been using the new client for quite some time and haven't really had issues. My problems (and a ton of other peoples') started with the latest patch. I'd be inclined to believe its the patch not the client
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Patch update mac issues
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The Poetic Zed (NA)
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l Helios l (NA)
: Fuck...that
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > The Game Mode We Deserve.
and then build AD
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Hexs Fortune (NA)
: This game needs a way to track champion saves: Imagine Quadra-Save!!
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > This game needs a way to track champion saves: Imagine Quadra-Save!!
Too many things qualify as a save. Thresh hook, flay, and lantern can all technically count as saves, and thats not including the shield from the lantern. Killing the enemy right before they kill your teammate is a save, flashing in front of a skillshot is a save. It just doesn't seem practical
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Escheton (EUW)
: 1 flaw. Sona has about 200hp. And quite a few toplaners can all in kill her at lvl 2. Hell, quite a few jungler-mids can jump on her and kill her.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > i think i have a strong strat idea 4freewins in ranked LF partner 2test it
> [{quoted}](name=Escheton,realm=EUW,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=p2YLflX3,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-01-10T18:45:32.230+0000) > > 1 flaw. Sona has about 200hp. And quite a few toplaners can all in kill her at lvl 2. only 1? {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
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Radiant Wukong (NA)
: "Don't blame me because you're losing lane." - Jungler
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > "Don't blame me because you're losing lane." - Jungler
QUICK....someone get the popcorn {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
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Bultz (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=The Poetic Zed,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=RINhsHoM,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-29T06:34:30.339+0000) > > This post belongs in memes and games so does your life
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I Want nerfs to legitimately broken champions.
> [{quoted}](name=Darth Nero,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=RINhsHoM,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-12-29T06:36:03.875+0000) > > so does your life {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
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Bultz (NA)
: I Want nerfs to legitimately broken champions.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I Want nerfs to legitimately broken champions.
This post belongs in memes and games
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Marshbouy (NA)
: The League of Legends boards community summed up in one picture
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > The League of Legends boards community summed up in one picture
i was expecting "DELETE YASUO!!"
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JVlasterQuinn (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=DJ Lucio,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=j21Tcphe,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-22T17:25:12.780+0000) > > You are salty Being Salty is not a proper answer, Ivern cause balance issue and make Jungle and rest of the game annoying for everyone except Ivern and his team. You clearly are one of the first Ivern abuser if you dare to answer .
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Delete Ivern
> [{quoted}](name=JVlasterQuinn,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=j21Tcphe,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-12-22T17:27:59.803+0000) > > Being Salty is not a proper answer, Ivern cause balance issue and make Jungle and rest of the game annoying for everyone except Ivern and his team. You clearly are one of the first Ivern abuser if you dare to answer . {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
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Khadaver (NA)
: OVERLY POSTED PSA: DON'T PLAY NEW CHAMPS IN RANKED
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > OVERLY POSTED PSA: DON'T PLAY NEW CHAMPS IN RANKED
Second overly stated PSA: Ban the life out of new champs in ranked.
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BeatzBoyFTW (NA)
: I was playing Ryze, and I got constantly shit-talked by my own teammates (read til the end)
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I was playing Ryze, and I got constantly shit-talked by my own teammates (read til the end)
{{sticker:zombie-brand-clap}} I'll take it
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Better Jungler (NA)
: Seeing alot of posts about Placement games.. Let me try to explain
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Seeing alot of posts about Placement games.. Let me try to explain
It's not like it's a new thing, you get the same threads every season start, and yet the same people are surprised that they got placed lower again.
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Purpl3Jungl3 (OCE)
: Should I save up for vi?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Should I save up for vi?
I play her for the *OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY PEEL FOR ME, SHE ISN'T STOPPING, OH GOD SHE'S GONNA PUNCH MY FACE IN* type of fear that it creates in the enemy carry. She's a great champ and I'd suggest saving for her, but don't just be a meta-slave. Even when champs get nerfed, if you spend a lot of time perfecting your play with them, you can still do great.
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Fix your game
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The Poetic Zed (NA)
in Report a Bug
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PG 13 Or Banned (NA)
: Role stealing
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Role stealing
chat logs
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GoldenOutlaw (NA)
: Annie can take more time to get a kill and you can escape from her more easily than these assassins that can do 2000 damage in 1.2 seconds Basically, people want more of a key masher champion than a mechanical one like Annie
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Why play "assassins" instead of Annie?
> [{quoted}](name=GoldenOutlaw,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=XMELytFl,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-12-05T01:29:03.789+0000) > > Annie can take more time to get a kill and you can escape from her more easily than these assassins that can do 2000 damage in 1.2 seconds > > Basically, people want more of a key masher champion than a mechanical one like Annie {{sticker:zombie-brand-mindblown}}
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PG 13 Or Banned (NA)
: i basically just got shot, and then when i complained about being shot, the shooter convinces he cops to arrest me
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Getting Trolled Questions - What to do?
> [{quoted}](name=PG 13 Or Banned,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=9fZYP5mB,comment-id=00030001,timestamp=2016-12-05T01:19:30.155+0000) > > i basically just got shot, and then when i complained about being shot, the shooter convinces he cops to arrest me False reports mean nothing. To use your analogy, you got harassed, and the person harassing you got you arrested for legitimate reasons.
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PG 13 Or Banned (NA)
: first game he was on enemy team, he didnt like me cause i was doing well, and now i get banned because he targets and trolls me next game
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Getting Trolled Questions - What to do?
> [{quoted}](name=PG 13 Or Banned,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=9fZYP5mB,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-12-05T01:16:28.355+0000) > > first game he was on enemy team, he didnt like me cause i was doing well, and now i get banned because he targets and trolls me next game Look at Op.gg, he wasn't on the enemy team.
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PG 13 Or Banned (NA)
: Getting Trolled Questions - What to do?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Getting Trolled Questions - What to do?
You would have been better off mentioning he went adc thresh
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PG 13 Or Banned (NA)
: Getting Trolled Questions - What to do?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Getting Trolled Questions - What to do?
He was your support in both games, not on the enemy team
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Hrd2H1t (NA)
: What mistakes did you make when you first started playing?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > What mistakes did you make when you first started playing?
I thought the league community was friendly. Boy did I learn quick
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LameEbrain (NA)
: rant (deleted post, edited because i have rested, relaxed a bit) angry at riot, angry at a lot.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > rant (deleted post, edited because i have rested, relaxed a bit) angry at riot, angry at a lot.
{{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
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Àttacked (NA)
: I just got ganked before i hit level 2, by a level 3 lee sin.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I just got ganked before i hit level 2, by a level 3 lee sin.
It'll get nerfed soon enough, hopefully. Red krugs gives level 3
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FBI Officer (EUW)
: Bringing up elo in a discussion actually is a viable thing to do
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Bringing up elo in a discussion actually is a viable thing to do
You can have a shit ton of knowledge about the game and not be any good at playing it.
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xBaron Nashorx (NA)
: have you tried carrying 2v1 against fed enemies? Tip; It's impossible. Not even pros can do it, they openly admit you can't win every game. The point is that bots shouldn't be a problem 3+ years after their existance was proven beyond any shadow of a doubt.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Currently i a coop vs ai with 3 bots on a smurf
> [{quoted}](name=xBaron Nashorx,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=nxolxQsk,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-11-28T03:51:19.505+0000) > > have you tried carrying 2v1 against fed enemies? > > Tip; It's impossible. Not even pros can do it, they openly admit you can't win every game. > The point is that bots shouldn't be a problem 3+ years after their existance was proven beyond any shadow of a doubt. Fed or not, bots are simple enough to carry against. You should be steamrolling through your lane at the same time your bot teammates are feeding
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Blåbæret (EUW)
: List of freelo easy-mode champions that should be reworked
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > List of freelo easy-mode champions that should be reworked
{{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
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xBaron Nashorx (NA)
: Currently i a coop vs ai with 3 bots on a smurf
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Currently i a coop vs ai with 3 bots on a smurf
if you can't carry against bots, why are you even smurfing
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Stealth Panda (NA)
: LOL downvoted? Just cuz you cant solve it? Common i need a genius here to tackle this question for me. And in the end you will see how this equation relates to league. Its a suprise!
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > PLS help me some this MATH so I can PLAY LEAGUE! (U'll see why its related to league after solving)
> [{quoted}](name=AngryPanda 77,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=Im9pjpdm,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-10-23T02:53:10.464+0000) > > LOL downvoted? Just cuz you cant solve it? Common i need a genius here to tackle this question for me. And in the end you will see how this equation relates to league. Its a suprise! {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
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VoodooZKnuckleZ (NA)
: Looking for silver support
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Looking for silver support
I have discord, main {{champion:9}} {{champion:266}}
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DatAlexTho (NA)
: I just finished 27-7 as Illaoi in doom bots (the teemoing)
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I just finished 27-7 as Illaoi in doom bots (the teemoing)
try the gauntlet
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Uganda (NA)
: Doom Bots stop moving
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Doom Bots stop moving
Bruh. LCS plays Lux bot: "well if i hit blue, he'll be forced to run or die, and we get free." CALCULATED
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Silver Caramel (NA)
: Why didn't I play 7 years ago!!!
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Why didn't I play 7 years ago!!!
Started playing two years ago after years of seeing the game on my friends laptops, thinking it was a pay to play. Best decision (or worst if you consider the impact on my social life lmao) ever
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h4ss4nsbutt (NA)
: LF Zed Main For One Of My Friends Who's A girl.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > LF Zed Main For One Of My Friends Who's A girl.
lol wut
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XinZhao2WinNhao (NA)
: Should we have an AD champ that deals magic damage?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Should we have an AD champ that deals magic damage?
{{champion:42}}
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Zed mini-rework
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The Poetic Zed (NA)
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StevoTheCreator (NA)
: I think im happy with this as a replacement for losing the mr aura!!!!
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I think im happy with this as a replacement for losing the mr aura!!!!
something tells me thats going to require some major fine tuning
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Great Muta (NA)
: I think it's time to create a report category for the various abuses of supports
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I think it's time to create a report category for the various abuses of supports
Cs doesn't level you up, being around the minions dying gives you the exp. If you were 1-2 levels behind it's because you left lane more often than your support
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Fire Twinkie (NA)
: Making less and less champions?
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Making less and less champions?
{{sticker:zombie-brand-facepalm}}
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EvilUnicornLord (NA)
: Everyone Mastery 4+ Be Like
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Everyone Mastery 4+ Be Like
set mine to g so i can use it right after i ign for the kill
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Heretic Lunari (NA)
: When supports are doing a 1v1
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > When supports are doing a 1v1
{{champion:12}} you got beef with me?
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Eoas (NA)
: RSG Looking for ACTIVE Mid laner for Ranked 5's Team!
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > RSG Looking for ACTIVE Mid laner for Ranked 5's Team!
IGN: The Poetic Zed Discord/Mic : yep Main Role : mid Secondary Role: top Champion Pool : {{champion:103}} {{champion:31}} {{champion:245}} {{champion:150}} {{champion:99}} {{champion:54}} {{champion:80}} {{champion:45}} {{champion:161}} {{champion:238}} Weaknesses : Can fall behind in CS, Strengths : teamfighting, strong laning, splitpushing Why you would like to join : Need some friendly people to play with Time Zone : Atlantic What you plan to gain from this team : some wins, some friendship? idk What you plan to give to this team : a sarcastic bundle of humor and mechanics
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Sad Tyrant (OCE)
: he did say the person **Insisted**
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > When you get one of your mains in ARAM, someone insists on a trade, and then rerolls it...
> [{quoted}](name=Sad Tyrant,realm=OCE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=NPvOGYKN,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-10-13T00:21:36.135+0000) > > he did say the person **Insisted** People can insist on many things, doesn't mean you have to do it.
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Emojay (NA)
: lol posted this right as u posted yours, but lets be real here: You copied me. :))))
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > 1 Year Later After My Perma Ban
> [{quoted}](name=Emojay,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=EqnIyfdU,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-10-12T23:23:23.704+0000) > > lol posted this right as u posted yours, but lets be real here: You copied me. :)))) Look at the time stamp, emojay posted first. sorry Hell, you're the copycat :O {{champion:103}}
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Erractic Eick (NA)
: When you get one of your mains in ARAM, someone insists on a trade, and then rerolls it...
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > When you get one of your mains in ARAM, someone insists on a trade, and then rerolls it...
Why trade
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SwiftKitten88 (NA)
: this is just nitpicking
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > this is just nitpicking
You forgot to get a pentakill
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Mira Arya Enthe (NA)
: Hate to tell you Sion but Noxus is more cowardly
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Hate to tell you Sion but Noxus is more cowardly
Dora: Can you spot the biased text? Me: OOH OOH IT'S THERE IT'S THERE you wrote paragraphs for most of demacia and so little for noxus. edit: it's all about the light you paint them with.
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Talisid (NA)
: Spaming Emotes and /laugh commands
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Spaming Emotes and /laugh commands
If you can't beat them, join them
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8study (NA)
: Sure the game's in the past but i just had the same exact experience in a game this morning as you can read below... Also my account is still banned that's current.
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > Years of your life gone?
> [{quoted}](name=8study,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fArqzTLr,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2016-10-12T17:51:52.612+0000) > > Sure the game's in the past but i just had the same exact experience in a game this morning as you can read below... Also my account is still banned that's current. And it sucks, it really does. But you retaliated, that's on you. Your account was banned for things that you did. You can't control how people treat you, only how you respond.
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S0kaX (EUNE)
: Haters will downvote and wil say "GIT GUD YOU SKRUB, THERE'S NOTHING WRON WITH YOUR TEAMMATES KID"
The Poetic Zed (NA)
in > I can go on the only win streaks then...
> [{quoted}](name=SonicMaster02,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=eFE1pN0K,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-10-12T17:48:11.270+0000) > > Haters will downvote and wil say "GIT GUD YOU SKRUB, THERE'S NOTHING WRON WITH YOUR TEAMMATES KID" Intelligent haters will downvote and wil say "GIT GUD YOU SKRUB, THERE'S PLENTY WRON WITH YOUR TEAMMATES KID, CARRY HARDER"
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