: What keeps you coming back to League?
It's still fun. Not super fun, but better than sitting around doing nothing. Also repeatability. If I find a more fun game, I'll straight up stop playing until I get bored of that game. The last few weeks I've been playing Path of Exile, which is a great game, and haven't touched league.
: ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ C9 TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ C9 TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ FNATIC TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
U know what {{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}} ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ C9 TAKE THE ENERGY THIS PERSON IS TRYING TO GIVE TO FNATIC ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
: Send Cloud9 Your Worlds Energy!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ C9 TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ C9 TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BECOME ONE WITH THE FORCE! {{summoner:13}} BURN FNATIC {{summoner:14}} RACE TO FINALS! {{summoner:51}} AND CLAIM VICTORY!!! {{summoner:30}} Edit: Fnatic line
: I"m curious... what kind of work does Corporate Gnar do?
: > [{quoted}](name=Douglas Funnie,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=MjFqP3fJ,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2018-10-05T01:04:13.671+0000) > > Stop drinking that stuff. It's not good for your health. U tell em dood
> [{quoted}](name=Darth Karto,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=MjFqP3fJ,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2018-10-05T07:56:00.446+0000) > > U tell em doot FTFY
TimGr (NA)
: Car Salesman Illaoi
Illaoi: *Slams roof of car with tentacle* this bad boy can fit so much RP sales in it
: D or F: What's your flash key, and why?
I have both of my summoners bound to R. jk I have it on D, because with Annie, you can just slide the finger upward for that sweet, sweet flash R. Also I learned with D. The flash song is wrong. D is the best.
: A Tribute to Rengar's lore.....
MOOOOREE [MOOOREREe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upjbIJESEUU)
: Irrationality is my specialty
How did we survive without the one and only memes and games lord, gd kind, fish god, Laughing Fish?
: Let's chill with some Blitz!
I sadly cannot take part, as I can only do some of those times. Is there any way you can stream this? P.S. If not, then can the players take part describe their experience? (NO CHAT LOGS) P.P.S I think this is the type of thing Riot could actually to every week to interact with the community. P.P.P.S Thanks!
: Where's the Corporate story?
It's on break. I think it comes back in 2 weeks.
: Who are your favorite champs what do you think they would do if they found a world rune?
{{champion:1}} Would give herself a much needed buff. And maybe start the apocalypse, who knows?
Naalith (NA)
: Has Riot considered changing Varus' name to Vaarus?
I HAVE THE ANSWER. Aatrox and Rhaast each have only one person, 2/1 =2 Varus has to split his A's so 2/2=1A {{sticker:zombie-brand-mindblown}}
: Kindred Players! Regarding the mini-rework RiotRepertoir mentioned for kindred 2 months ago. Part 2!
I agree with both really. In terms of wolf, I think Kindred should have a permanent invincible pet for Wolf that can cast some spells, although that would be nearly impossible to balance for early game. Alternatively, both exist at the same time, and your R swaps between who you are controlling, while your E controls the other. These are because I feel like the duality of Kindred has always been part of their main theme, the strong and the wise. Two equal beings.
: I'm sick of Riot's inconsistent methodology when it comes to punishing toxicity
I'm pretty sure only the last people to report get the message.
Vhan8765 (NA)
: Missions are event only 90% of the time; First Win existed before Missions, so I don't count that. Champion capsules I guess are indeed a discount for anyone who doesn't already own all the champions, but at this point in LoL history, that's less than 50%. Honor Rewards don't give out anything other then champion shards until honor level 5? So, I don't even get your point with this one. The Rune System was a scam in the first place and realistically cost players more money now because they need to get more Rune Pages to actually stay relevant while playing the game. The BE shop gives out chromas for BE? I think there are mystery icons (and maybe (maybe) mystery ward skins) you can get for BE too? Woohoo~ And as for the Hextech Crafting system; honestly, you just don't want to get me started with how terrible of a 'Free Loot System' it is. I'll give you the short version though; it takes 6 Legendary skin shards to upgrade 1, single Legendary skin shard. Yee, real nice. On top of too the expectations for getting an S are silly high considering LoL literally encourages you to keep your champion pool smaller than larger. So you're allowed a whole total of 4 chests, gaining one chest per week after obtaining one, and then have to wait on key shards that have a disgustingly low drop rate. Add in as well, even after cramming on a champion _you don't play_ to finally earn a Hextech Chest, it's not even the Masterwork chest, so chances are you'll end up with a Champion Shard. Wow! You're literally trying to pull _the most_ literal nonsense out of thin air to argue a multi-million dollar company is losing money by barely giving out free stuff? You're actually in belief that Riot, who has people like the youtuber Trinimmortal who owns literally every single skin in the game (excluding ones like Black Ali or Rusty Blitz), is actually in the possibility (even hypothetically) of going into debit? Riot, who is **thriving** off of pro play and making tons of money from LC$, needs to worry about giving out slightly more skin shards? You're full of it and you know you are. Riot is beyond fine financially.
Go back to s4. Now come back. Do you see how much more free stuff there is that wasn't there before?
isilpro (NA)
: Account Hacked, Sold, Permabanned, tried everything but can't seem to get through
The problem is there is no way to accurately tell whether you are the hacker or the hackee (is that even a word?) you could just be a hacker trying to get the account unbanned.
Kshaway (NA)
: Hey dude, might I have a suggestion? THe weekly F2P champs is kinda King Delrons thing. If you want to write stories, and have them actually get love, try writing them for Sales or something, you don't have to do everyone, you could just do 1 a week, but nobody is gonna appreciate your writing this way. Also, stop commenting so much, 1 or 2 is enough, and more then that is a little too much!
I've already suggested this to them, and they don't seem to be super into the idea.
: > [{quoted}](name=Sir Prepuzius,realm=EUW,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=EE0EH4An,comment-id=000300000000000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-23T11:06:36.807+0000) > > yep, no hard feelings, you're my new hero afterall Yes, well, I want you to know that even though your voice might be small and not illogically popular as is your crazy leftist kin, you still have a voice, and you are not a sexist bigot racist evil person for voicing it. It is the voice of common sense, practicality, and it is just as viable. Now, probably every post-30's person has at some point said this, but I honestly think everyone in their 20's is out of their damn minds. When my elders called me a baby for not wanting to get stung by a wasp or fall off great heights, I thought they were a little too hard. But man, we're down to internet name calling, and there's not much lower to go.
Why does not wanting people to be rude make you leftist? And why so directed toward the whole "Be a man" thing? What if I don't really care about seeming manly?
: > This individual is stupid. wow u are very toxic, context doesnt matter u control u no 1 else
: > [{quoted}](name=ZackTheWaffleMan,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=WNdYI89K,comment-id=00000000000100000000,timestamp=2018-05-17T23:57:29.115+0000) > > No, they don't. u need to substance to make a claim like that
Must I assume that they remotely controlled your brain using their alien technology?
: Why did i get banned?
Just here waiting for Tantrum. Don't mind me.
nihow555 (NA)
: Thanks for taking the time to read through my story, but I'd just like to ask you what "sales" is. My regards to Lightdragoon. Thanks, NukeConnon P.S. You have been Livestreamed (my channel's just a small 20 subscriber channel I do for fun.)
Sales. When they post which champs are on sale that 3-4 days. Example: [Champion and skin sale](https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-0417-0420-0)
: if youre having a bad day
I needed this. Also, search Motivational Lizard on youtube.
nihow555 (NA)
: When I made this series two years ago, I myself found it really funny. And so did some others on the following forum. I'd known that stories have been posted on free champ rot. for a while, and I few days ago, i thought: Why not my stories? "A Corporate Matter." Thank you for taking the weekly time to make these stories, as I am starting. I've read through your entertaining stories for the past few weeks and they really brighten up my day. Before reading this story, please read through the ENTIRE forum. This is it's origin. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/sHABUBMx-ezreal-and-taric?show=flat YouTube Channel: NukeConnon(nonprofit, as of now) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpnruGge_SBBKZQtC28Uriw?view_as=subscriber Please read through all previous scenarios to catch up. **Scenario IV** _A few hours after Scenario III_ {{champion:44}} ...And the final crystal I know is...drumroll...the Zapphire Crystal! Now for the crystals I don't know, and trust me, there are many more gems I don't know than I do know! {{champion:238}} (Exasperated) It's okay. Seriously. You don't have to show me. We can end the tour now. {{champion:44}} But Lux said I have to give you a tour. Does that mean an entire tour, though? {{champion:238}} You know you can't trust Lux right? {{champion:44}} I can't? Wait, but the last time you said that, you were gonna kill Ezreal right afterwards. {{champion:238}} Shoot, right. Can I please take a break from the tour at least? {{champion:44}} Hmm...does that apply to what Lux said in any way? {{champion:238}} I'm just going to take a break. {{champion:44}} **NO!!! YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE!!!** (_Jumps on Zed_) {{champion:238}} **OOF!!! WHAT THE HELL!? GET OFF ME!!!** (_Shadows Away_) {{champion:44}} (_Casts Stun Spell_) **YOU SHALL NOT DISHONOR THE GEM SHOP TOUR!!!** {{champion:238}} Okay! Okay! Fine! I won't take a break! Just don't jump on me again! {{champion:44}} It's settled then.Let us continue our tour of my fabulous gem shop! {{champion:238}} Ugh. _Just then, Taric spots Ezreal walking past the Gem Shop **HOLDING HANDS** with Lux_ {{champion:44}} Excuse me Zed, but I have sudden important business to attend to. {{champion:238}} Can I leave please? {{champion:44}} Fine. {{champion:238}} **YES!!!** (_Creates Shadow Hole and Jumps in_) _Taric runs up to Ezreal and Lux_ {{champion:81}} (_Breaks hand from Lux's_) Oh, hi Taric...heh heh...look this isn't what it seems. {{champion:44}} IT'S TIME I PUT AN END TO THIS, LUX!!! {{champion:99}} END MY LOVE FOR EZREAL!? MORE LIKE THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU GAY WEIRDO!!! {{champion:81}} Please, we don't have to settle this like this... {{champion:44}} MY LOVE FOR HIM IS TRUE, AND EVEN IN A HARDER SITUATION THAN YOURS!!! {{champion:99}} HOW DARE YOU BELIEVE I AM UNFAITHFUL TO MY DEAR EZREAL!!! {{champion:81}} Please, calm down... {{champion:99}} YOU SHALL SUFFER A DEMACIAN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!! {{champion:44}} YOU SHALL DIE FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS TO MY DEAR EZREAL!!! {{champion:81}} **WHY DOES LOVE HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT!!!** (_Starts Sobbing_) {{champion:99}} Oh no! I'm so sorry Ezreal! {{champion:44}} Please! forgive me for being such a cause of distress! _Meanwhile, in the Shadow Realm_ {{champion:238}} Ouch! This Darkness! it's too great! Even for me! I must stop it before it kills me! Eesh! (_Rises to surface where Ezreal, Lux, and Taric are_) (_On Surface_) {{champion:238}} Good day, everyone. May I be of assistance? {{champion:99}}{{champion:44}} Not now, Zed. {{champion:238}} I have to stop whatever is happening here, or as I know as the astounding strength of darkness is actually going to kill me instead of empowering me. {{champion:44}} It is a greatest sorrowful time. Ezreal has been emotionally hurt. And it's all our fault. {{champion:99}} Couldn't have said it better. {{champion:238}} Hmm...let's see here...how about I counsel Ezreal in private? {{champion:99}} You better keep your word, or you will suffer! {{champion:44}} As long as it helps my dear Ezreal. {{champion:238}} Very Well, we’ll get right back to you guys as soon as possible. _In a Corner of the Woods_ {{champion:81}} I'm so depressed I can't even be scared of you. {{champion:238}} Honest, I'm here to help. First of all, because if I don't, I somehow but probably will die. And second, what you're going through is so totally beyond sad that I have o sympathize with my prey. {{champion:81}} Well, do you somehow have any suggestions. {{champion:238}} Tough question, hmm...well, if I were you, which is really hard for me to do...I'd say...just tell them to let it go for now...? {{champion:81}} Yes! Perfect! I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but thank you Zed. {{champion:238}} No problem, because I hope there'll be no probelm now. _Ezreal and Zed walk back_ {{champion:44}} My dear Ezreal, I just want to say I'm sorry. {{champion:99}} Don't know what else to say, just, sorry. {{champion:238}} Alright, just listen to what he says, so I don't die. {{champion:81}} It's okay. I forgive both of you. Really. All I want right now is for both of you to let it off, at least for now. {{champion:99}} Ofcourse, Ez, I have other things that I can use to take my mind of this. I'm not saying our love isn't the most important thing to me! {{champion:44}} But Ezreal, I want my love with you to be crystal clear. I don't ever want to go separate ways from you. {{champion:81}} Taric, you know you I can't do that right now. {{champion:44}} But I want to love you for... {{champion:81}} Didn't you hear what I said, now please... {{champion:44}} Yes, but please, our love means the... {{champion:81}} Taric, come on... {{champion:44}} Please, Ezreal... {{champion:81}} Taric... {{champion:44}} Our love is... {{champion:81}} Taric. {{champion:44}} It means so... {{champion:81}} Taric! {{champion:44}} But plea- {{champion:81}} **TARIC!!!** {{champion:44}} ... {{champion:81}} I'm sorry for yelling Taric. Just please, listen. {{champion:44}} ... {{champion:81}} Taric, I didn't mean to... {{champion:44}} **WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M SO SORRY EZREAL!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!** {{champion:81}} Shoot. I'm sorry too, just... {{champion:44}} **WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!** {{champion:81}} It's okay Taric, it's okay... {{champion:99}} Ezreal! What the heck are you doing!? {{champion:81}} Shh. Let me do this. {{champion:238}} _Groan_...Lux, uh...can't believe I'm asking you for this..._groan_...but...darkness too great...dying...help...some light! {{champion:99}} Not as unusual as Ezreal soothing taric, but okay. (_Shines light at Zed_) {{champion:238}} Oh! I feel much better right now! Thank you! I owe you my life! {{champion:99}} A bit more unusual, but nowhere close. {{champion:44}} **WAAAAAHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!** {{champion:81}} It's okay. Shh...Shh... _5 Minutes Later_ {{champion:44}} _Sniffle._ I'm sorry Ezreal. I should've known better. _Sniffle._ {{champion:81}} It's okay. I'm sorry too. Just please, let this off for now. {{champion:44}} Anything for you to trust me. {{champion:81}} Thank you Taric. {{champion:44}} I'm so saddened. I can't even say "check out my Gem Shop." {{champion:75}} :3 **WAIT WTFWTFWTWTWTFWTWTWTWTWTWTFWTFWTFWTFWTWTWTWTF!!!!!** _Come back next week for another Scenario!_
Why don't you post this on the sales? That would let it not get buried under a Corporate Matter, and we've been hungering for a new sale story since Lightdragoon stopped.
Y ì (NA)
: Why.
Isn't this an april fools thing?
: Dividers for yours post
A mod really should pin this.
Rioter Comments
: I get burned out after a few games now
I can usually only play 1-2 summoners rift games. After that I play ARAM. Then Overwatch later.
: oh, so I guess the fact lcs players are soloQ gods as well is pure coincidence ?
{{sticker:zombie-brand-facepalm}} They are soloQ gods for the same reasons that they are gods in team play. They understand the game.
: >still playing the same game It's still LoL, but it's so different I don't think you could say that. Rek'Sai was broken in LCS and dogshit in SoloQ (at 47% winrate).
They understand the game better, and have better teamwork, making some champions more effective. If they made them two differently balanced things, then it would be useless to try to learn from them, as some things wouldn't work in soloQ.
: Definitely. I'm still mad at them for nerfing (old) Rek'Sai when she was at 47% winrate, only to make sure no one would ever play her again.
No, because the whole point of pros is that they are far better than us, but still playing the same game.
: Patch 8.3 notes
When is Rengar revert coming to live?
: The unspoken rules of Top Lane
17: Don't play Jayce. Just don't.
Barkley (NA)
: Lets discuss oddball builds that actually work
Old runes Annie support. Courage of Colossus {{item:3301}} {{item:3116}} {{item:3107}} {{item:3165}} {{item:3157}} {{summoner:6}} {{summoner:4}}
Rexxiee (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Setsuna F,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=2NaxMBOE,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2018-01-06T05:23:21.662+0000) > > I honestly wouldn't even be mad if supports were sent back to season 3 ward bot status. ^ It would be better for the game.
: how about {{champion:105}} ? he's one JUMP ahead of you
One jump ahead of the hitman? One leap ahead of disaster? +1 to anyone that gets that.
: $10 RP Giveaway - Most servers allowed! (Asides Garena/KR)
: Laughing Fish's 200,000 lifetime upvote spectacular! (Come and get your free skins!)
When laughing fish uses the same "Say my name" gif twice in a row. https://i1.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Ralphie-Parker-Shock-Face-A-Christmas-Story.gif?ssl=1
: "I just make stuff up between quotation makes and put -Riot at the end"
"We don't care about our playerbase" -Riot Source: A page that contains all of those words, not in that order or context.
: just a bad game dude!!...come on dont you see that he was trying -Riot actually message comming soon
In the rammus one it looks like a bad game. The rest looks like a hacked acc.
GGLineaR (NA)
: Really? 80% of all bitching I see in games are from Vayne, Yasuo, Riven, or Udyr players. Maybe it's just my bad luck then. ;v;
: "Easy" is an abstract concept.
This is my mathematical proof on how to win every game. First of all, we are all mortal, so we can assume games will not last forever. Secondly, we can say victory is: enemy nexuses remaining=0 So, as long as you don't let your nexus die, you win. The game cannot last forever, so at some point, as long as you don't lose, you win. Edit: 8 losses P.S. My rank is over 9000. JK its 0. I'm unranked. 9-10 games played. 8 wins {{sticker:sg-janna}}
: Not 100% sure but in my opinion after the first week we don't actually 1. Sit down and actually watch vods or study, instead we just play solo Q cause that's going to get us out of groups against real teams, play against 5 randoms with 4 randoms on your team in games that don't matter as much. 2. Respect coaches, we NA players feel like we should be "given" everything to use instead of earning it, it really matches our Country all too well. 3. Mindset, other regions don't care if a game is 40+ mins etc, but it feels like NA can't actually handle long games. Next time you play in a 40+min solo Q game, think how many times you see " This game should have been over with already" - Well, its not, get over it and play until the game is over. or, "this game is so troll" We are too fixed on stupid "memes" and useless s$it instead of the game and improving.
This is why C9 has a slight chance of winning! They are one of the better late-game NA teams.
: Every time I hear anything about this game it gets worse and worse
> [{quoted}](name=TwitchInMyPants,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2RnkpHUh,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-10-12T16:23:11.385+0000) > > Every time I hear anything about this game it gets worse and worse The mobile version is fine.
: YOU MADE HISTORY NA ! GJ
C9 wins worlds this year. 30% chance?
Rengooo (OCE)
: He posted it to Jhin mains as well, whats the problem?
Isn't it better if there are more people voting? Bigger sample size. Also I voted for rengo and I'm not a main.
: Oh... I thought it was a "Jinx has no breasts, which means less air resistance, so she'll fall faster and land first" joke...
9.8m/sec squared. GRAVITY,
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