: I need some puns.
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
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JuiceBoxP (EUNE)
: You can't dodge because normally, dodging would make you lose LP. Since you are in your promos, you don't lose LP, you just get a loss. So when dodging, instead of losing LP and dropping below 100 LP, you simply get a loss. Don't think it can be changed simply due to the fact you lose LP when you dodge games You can't give people in promos immunity from losing LP via dodging
> [{quoted}](name=JuiceBoxP,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=g6rrruRN,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-05-07T14:00:57.735+0000) > > You can't dodge because normally, dodging would make you lose LP. > > Since you are in your promos, you don't lose LP, you just get a loss. > > So when dodging, instead of losing LP and dropping below 100 LP, you simply get a loss. > > Don't think it can be changed simply due to the fact you lose LP when you dodge games > > You can't give people in promos immunity from losing LP via dodging What if you can dodge once, but upon losing promos you lose additional lp equal to the loss from dodging?
: Riot doesn't care
I don't play ranked or even normal matches anymore. Just ARAM.
: I have to change my name because it is deemed as "inappropriate"
Too many guys had issues focusing on the game and it created an unfair advantage for your team.
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: The cat is out of the bag.
Well I was going to, but you already booked it for yourself.
: You know how you can tone down damage, CC, and mobility in one fair swoop?
Downvoted you for your username. I've been a good father.
Aseraan (EUW)
: My inner Thresh cries every time when ppl give too much credit to these guys.......like wtf did i do the whole game then commited sudoku?
> [{quoted}](name=Aseraan,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=f9ls5017,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2019-04-16T20:14:22.498+0000) > > My inner Thresh cries every time when ppl give too much credit to these guys.......like wtf did i do the whole game then commited sudoku? It's hard to kill yourself with a papercut while playing sudoku.
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: I've concluded that you must call all "things" entities, cause it is the only all inclusive word that has no gender or identity tied to it. So I now say things like. "Good morning entity" "Thank you entity" "How are you entity" Etc...etc...
> [{quoted}](name=Romans VI XXIII,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=0LXvhw5U,comment-id=001c000100000000,timestamp=2019-04-14T04:59:08.154+0000) > > I've concluded that you must call all "things" entities, cause it is the only all inclusive word that has no gender or identity tied to it. So I now say things like. > > "Good morning entity" > "Thank you entity" > "How are you entity" > Etc...etc... But entity has tit in it and some people may find that offensive. Cease all communications, we don't even need names!
: When you try to be a hero and attack the fed enemy, only to die and feed them further
When you misread fed as Fed(eral agent) and wonder if you're missing something big...
Kalikain (NA)
: I'm excited for the Vayne Nerfs
What have I tumbled into now?
: Probably because the meme has something to do with a very lowkey rant about a gameplay experience. Those generally are very ill-received and it's advertised to remove them because M&G isn't a low effort ranting sub, they literally made RANT so people stop all the "when a feeder does X" 'memes' or similar. But that's my guess. I could be wrong. And I have to actually point that out too since most of these very people don't know the difference between a guess and a claim.
> [{quoted}](name=Eternal Torment,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=lgenIamn,comment-id=00030001,timestamp=2019-04-12T13:07:24.891+0000) > > Probably because the meme has something to do with a very lowkey rant about a gameplay experience. > > Those generally are very ill-received and it's advertised to remove them because M&G isn't a low effort ranting sub, they literally made RANT so people stop all the "when a feeder does X" 'memes' or similar. > > But that's my guess. I could be wrong. And I have to actually point that out too since most of these very people don't know the difference between a guess and a claim. It was +5 literally 3 minutes before I had posted that question and then bammo.
: Is this swain at 0.00000000000001% of his power?
I'm seeing a lot of downvotes that just appeared out of nowhere?
: When someone who is fed flashes onto you.
Why is this suddenly super downvoted?
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: Dad: you're a {{champion:31}} main son. you can eat anything that is weak enough.
> [{quoted}](name=Inkling Commando,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=JZYpn7Qz,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-10T04:12:56.591+0000) > > Dad: you're a {{champion:31}} main son. you can eat anything that is weak enough. If you cho, you're sure to grow!
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hiyares (NA)
: ummmmm hes meant to be a lane bully vs melee match ups so i mean yeah its kind of his thing but if you build some mr or have the ability to go adaptive helm or have sustain options you win if you just fight small skirmishes in and out till hes low and you can have kill pressure....... also he is made for team fighting in places like jungle or pits like baron/drag. as a top laner he is just at 50.5% wr mid he has a 51.8% wr with a .8% play rate meaning its mostly mains or one tricks playing him soooo yeahhhhh i think he is in a good spot atm.
> [{quoted}](name=hiyares,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=OEwPng29,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-08T04:12:13.554+0000) > > ummmmm hes meant to be a lane bully vs melee match ups so i mean yeah its kind of his thing but if you build some mr or have the ability to go adaptive helm or have sustain options you win if you just fight small skirmishes in and out till hes low and you can have kill pressure....... also he is made for team fighting in places like jungle or pits like baron/drag. as a top laner he is just at 50.5% wr mid he has a 51.8% wr with a .8% play rate meaning its mostly mains or one tricks playing him soooo yeahhhhh i think he is in a good spot atm. Sigh. My pun was walked right over.
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: Who're you talking about? Sion?
> [{quoted}](name=Necroash,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=1Ptwjscb,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-07T23:11:01.798+0000) > > Who're you talking about? Sion? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSd2d5rwPE
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: could you imagine if they gave him the nasus treatment?
> [{quoted}](name=SomeStars,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=POmhLcrw,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-07T03:16:57.398+0000) > > could you imagine if they gave him the nasus treatment? That's not nasus-ary
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: No graphic + bad pun = yup. This is a Dad meme.
> [{quoted}](name=DamnSpiffy,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=NNdbxEp2,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2019-04-06T19:19:29.583+0000) > > No graphic + bad pun = yup. This is a Dad meme. What is this space age technology you call a graphic?
: OOOO how about step dads? Imma step dad, Im paying for someone elses fu...uh... mess up.
> [{quoted}](name=Red Mage FTS,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=bGygcxOZ,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-04T19:26:51.784+0000) > > OOOO how about step dads? Imma step dad, Im paying for someone elses fu...uh... mess up. Step dads get stepped on it seems.
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: ADCs must pay for their transgressions.
It's the equivalent of me trying to carefully pluck roses out of a garden while someone just mows over the whole thing with a chainsaw.
: ADCs must pay for their transgressions.
Haha as a support main I totally get this. It's not the adc that does it most often, it's the burst champions that clear the whole wave in a half second, ADCs are dps so I can usually hit something. The worst is group pushes lol.
Monlyth (NA)
: When Irelia is 0/14
He was sivir-ly wounded by that boomerang toss there.
: Thanks man, that means a lot. I am feeling a bit better now I think, this time of year (and especially around my birthday) just brings back bad memories and is often depressing. I'm glad you have enjoyed the memes. It's not much, but at least I have done *something* positive.
> [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=nR2mIfbZ,comment-id=00a60000,timestamp=2019-03-30T20:16:49.532+0000) > > Thanks man, that means a lot. > > I am feeling a bit better now I think, this time of year (and especially around my birthday) just brings back bad memories and is often depressing. I'm glad you have enjoyed the memes. It's not much, but at least I have done *something* positive. Don't discount the power of influence. Your life impacts so many people, someone might be suicidal and come on here and see your meme and think again about it, someone might start memeing and find passion in it. People who think they do nothing often impact others in such a way that even though they didn't cure cancer or become something outwardly great themselves, their impact created opportunities of greatness in others. Teachers a re a prime example of the power of communal impact.
: Laughing Fish’s Birthday Spectacular: Come and get your free skins!
Laughing fish, I sincerely hope you have a good birthday. I know our lives sometimes don't seem to go in a direction we can understand, but as someone who suffers from depression and severe thoughts of isolation and loneliness, you bring a smile to my face. So if for anything, you can be happy knowing you positively impact the meme community here.
: Groot is best dancer tbh https://i.imgur.com/VVXtAJA.gif[/img]
> [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=nR2mIfbZ,comment-id=00360000,timestamp=2019-03-30T05:29:08.092+0000) > > Groot is best dancer tbh > > https://i.imgur.com/VVXtAJA.gif[/img] Yea I was having trouble getting it to show.
FF or QQ (NA)
: Annual Reminder
How is telling someone to kill themselves normal? O.o
: Laughing Fish’s Birthday Spectacular: Come and get your free skins!
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: Well tbh the bottom meme is "Success Kid", which is supposed to be when things go *well* not when things go *wrong*. He isn't angry, he is proud. Usually it is for the small victories that just make the day better. For example: https://i.imgur.com/DUY3CKd.jpg[/img] https://i.imgur.com/i0Xa6XA.png[/img] https://i.imgur.com/DOGtbO6.png[/img] The concept though is solid, as it is based on a shared and true gameplay experience, which generally speaking the most successful memes here are.
> [{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=FYycdapE,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2019-03-29T06:18:27.681+0000) > > Well tbh the bottom meme is "Success Kid", which is supposed to be when things go *well* not when things go *wrong*. He isn't angry, he is proud. Usually it is for the small victories that just make the day better. For example: > > https://i.imgur.com/DUY3CKd.jpg[/img] > > https://i.imgur.com/i0Xa6XA.png[/img] > > https://i.imgur.com/DOGtbO6.png[/img] > > > The concept though is solid, as it is based on a shared and true gameplay experience, which generally speaking the most successful memes here are. I was having a hard time finding a meme for "You have a noob champion that's so easy to play"
: ARURF
How'd I do Laughing Fish?
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: If you wonder if you should fight for Cats or Dogs
I prefer cats but when there's a quiet doggo I drop the cat and run over to the doggo.
: Starting to run into boosters and scripters more often now
Did you at least say excuse me after running into them? It's only polite.
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: > [{quoted}](name=This Is Your Dad,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=mzz9mbJ5,comment-id=000c0000,timestamp=2019-03-28T02:19:16.879+0000) > > Sounds like you were a bit sensitive there too. I hate the asshole that started all this and I hope he fuckin rots in hell. I wish nothing but the worst things imaginable could happen to him all at once....but getting perm'd over what he caused doesn't bother me. I felt the ban was unjust, but I'm not losing sleep over it. I was like "meh, whatever", logged on another account and just kept playing. I honestly thought if I ever got my main perm'd I'd be like, "Holy shit, why did I even do what I did", but I just couldn't feel anyway about losing the account. I'd totally run it down again if I encounter shitheads like that dude that got me perm'd. In fact, I'd be more quick to do it since my other accounts aren't really worth that much. No champions, no skins etc. I'd care even less if any of them get perm'd. If I'm being totally honest, I felt justified in doing what I did and losing my first and main account over it doesn't feel as bad as I thought it would. I just don't care.
> [{quoted}](name=FioraWillCarry,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=mzz9mbJ5,comment-id=000c00000000,timestamp=2019-03-28T02:56:16.647+0000) > > I felt the ban was unjust, but I'm not losing sleep over it. I was like "meh, whatever", logged on another account and just kept playing. No I mean letting their provocation annoy you to the point where you ran it down lane. I'm seriously not trying to put you down. Trying to bring you up my dude. You can do better. It's definitely wrong for them to ban your pick, but the whole reason they did it was to get you banned because they love causing pain to people.
: https://i.giphy.com/media/W1yHVZsT2GHRe/giphy.gif And the rest of the team looks at you like: "Well? Where's the honors?"
> [{quoted}](name=EbonyBladeJ88,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=xefhQ8Z2,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-03-27T22:15:03.325+0000) > > https://i.giphy.com/media/W1yHVZsT2GHRe/giphy.gif > > And the rest of the team looks at you like: "Well? Where's the honors?" Dude how dod you get Miss Fortune, Shaco and Kayn all in one photo?
Mártir (EUW)
: People is so sensitive nowadays. You cant say anything anymore.
I do agree. Being a social justice warrior myself, I still think it's gotten pretty bad. I mean, people won't even let you finish your thought before they get offended by it. I literally offended someone by starting a sentence in a way that triggered them. But the point of the sentence had nothing to do with what they spent the next 5 minutes complaining about.
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