Kat1 (NA)
: "Reconnecting"
Restart the client No Restart your computer No Re-install League No Buy a new laptop No Invent a new operating system No Sneak into Riot HQ and attempt to play the game No Wait 5 more seasons for a fix ...maybe
: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"
{{item:1027}} {{item:1028}} {{item:3010}} {{item:3070}} {{item:3067}} {{item:3301}} {{item:3096}} {{item:3069}}{{item:3112}}{{item:1006}} Don't h8
: jesus christ some of you have way too much time on your hands.... and thats coming from someone who surfs the web for a living...
> [{quoted}](name=jimlaheysadrunk,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=4H9lEQhX,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:52:21.106+0000) > > jesus christ some of you have way too much time on your hands.... > > and thats coming from someone who surfs the web for a living... I don't have nearly enough time on my hands to keep up with how much I'd like to waste on useless crap...lol
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: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UjJkvtgV,comment-id=00010000000100000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:09:43.173+0000) > > Snape kills Dumbledore > R3kd Temo iz Satan XDD
> [{quoted}](name=Därius,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UjJkvtgV,comment-id=000100000001000000000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:12:02.412+0000) > > Temo iz Satan XDD Really? I didn't know Satan was THAT bad, wow To compare him to Teemo...give Satan a little break lol
Macilento (EUW)
: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AjE3AM9Y,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:08:07.454+0000) > > Well, I'd probably have to figure out a way to make him actually sit down without screaming MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES and running off with W and R activated > Then I'd have to make sure he didn't use any knives to cut his food, otherwise he'd start throwing them... > And I'd also have to say "no drugs at the dinner table", from looking at his passive... > > Other than that, he'd probably be pretty civilized HAHAHA, you got it right! Imagine Mundo staring at you emotionless, while you eat hahah, so romantic!
> [{quoted}](name=Macilento,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AjE3AM9Y,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:11:01.266+0000) > > HAHAHA, you got it right! > Imagine Mundo staring at you emotionless, while you eat hahah, so romantic! That tongue. All I'm gonna say......
: > [{quoted}](name=CerealBoxOfDoom,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UjJkvtgV,comment-id=000100000001,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:06:42.666+0000) > > spoiler too stronk Don't worry It's not like you don't see it coming from a mile away anyway.
> [{quoted}](name=Därius,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UjJkvtgV,comment-id=0001000000010000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:08:12.790+0000) > > Don't worry > > It's not like you don't see it coming from a mile away anyway. Snape kills Dumbledore R3kd
Macilento (EUW)
: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AjE3AM9Y,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:03:25.414+0000) > > {{champion:36}} > Didn't even read the post yet hahah!! THen read it then explain in details :D
> [{quoted}](name=Macilento,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AjE3AM9Y,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:04:08.908+0000) > > hahah!! > THen read it then explain in details :D Well, I'd probably have to figure out a way to make him actually sit down without screaming MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES and running off with W and R activated Then I'd have to make sure he didn't use any knives to cut his food, otherwise he'd start throwing them... And I'd also have to say "no drugs at the dinner table", from looking at his passive... Other than that, he'd probably be pretty civilized
: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UjJkvtgV,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:01:24.713+0000) > > One Piece is the only anime I know without a terrible ending... > Because it will never have an ending, lmao It sucks ever since Edward Newgate died.
> [{quoted}](name=Därius,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=UjJkvtgV,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-01-08T14:03:56.542+0000) > > It sucks ever since Edward Newgate died. He will live on forever...in our hearts. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Macilento (EUW)
: I would like to have a romantic dinner with...?
{{champion:36}} Didn't even read the post yet ...Ok I read it, and same choice lel
: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=njTU2NXq,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:48:56.264+0000) > >
> [{quoted}](name=Ezreal Wright,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=njTU2NXq,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:51:10.626+0000) > > shots fired
: Aquarion is now on my list of animes with terrible endings
One Piece is the only anime I know without a terrible ending... Because it will never have an ending, lmao
Bozeco (EUW)
: proof that brainwashing is rampant today:
> [{quoted}](name=Bozeco,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=AELghUKm,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:56:15.894+0000) > > religion is still the cornerstone of an entire political party's idealogies FTFY
: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=uL4qxbyn,comment-id=00030000000000000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:40:21.738+0000) > > In that case, can I join NO COUCH MULTIPLAYER but seriously not unless you bring your own laptop
> [{quoted}](name=a stinky rat,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=uL4qxbyn,comment-id=000300000000000000000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:42:28.652+0000) > > NO COUCH MULTIPLAYER > > but seriously not unless you bring your own laptop I don't need a laptop I just came for the funyums I can bring you some Doritos tho?
: "Polish players are so bad. We should do an early invade"
: Average Ezreal player when rushing tear and trying to 1v2 bot lane
> [{quoted}](name=Ezreal Wright,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=njTU2NXq,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:46:48.232+0000) > > Average Ezreal player
: Actually I found this enjoyable. +1 friend
> [{quoted}](name=Diana x Me,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=4H9lEQhX,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:32:37.207+0000) > > Actually I found this enjoyable. +1 friend I hope you found it educational. Also nerf President Ryzevelt
: "omg broken champ"
Average Darius reaction when being kited hard. Just sayin'...
: > [{quoted}](name=Busty Demoness,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=uL4qxbyn,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:22:04.279+0000) > > I said that as a joke based on the current promotion between Call of Duty, Mt. Dew and Doritos. > > Collect codes from Mountain Dew and Doritos and you get a chance to win an Xbox One. > > But yeah, those items are too small for a real marathon. > > You need at least a 2-liter of soda and a party-size bag of your chips of choice. I have 5 more bags of funyuns and an 8-pack of those mountain dews
> [{quoted}](name=a stinky rat,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=uL4qxbyn,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T13:36:38.311+0000) > > I have 5 more bags of funyuns and an 8-pack of those mountain dews In that case, can I join
: "Polish players are so bad. We should do an early invade"
*Somewhere in a top-secret laboratory* {{champion:74}} Mr. President, we are working on a new top-secret superweapon that could change the course of the war, if not humanity as a whole... {{champion:13}} You mean the Rod of Ages? {{item:3027}} {{champion:74}} .....no. We're talking about nukes. {{champion:13}} Oh! My Q is one of those. Especially when I max out my AA staff {{champion:74}} .....Never mind. Go back to getting blowjobs under your desk in the oval office {{champion:13}} Will do. *Back in Europe* {{champion:75}} Shit, I got my ass kicked {{champion:23}} Shit, I got my ass kicked {{champion:41}} Shit, I didn't do anything productive...at all. {{champion:112}} GOD MY TEAM SUCKS! {{champion:31}} Alright then. With the Americans joining the war, we can make a landing on Europe and take out Germany itself. Stalin, you splitpush top lane and we'll meet up at the enemy nexus in Berlin. {{champion:104}} Okay, this is gonna be GG ez. {{champion:13}} Let the D-Day begin! Heh, but I already gave her the D 5 minutes ago... {{champion:104}} Shut up Ryzevelt you haven't got any action in years {{champion:13}} :( {{champion:112}} Dangit, the enemy is gonna start closing in. Guess there's only one thing to do... KILL AS MANY MINIONS (Jews) AS POSSIBLE {{champion:27}} I'm on it. {{champion:41}} Omg, you're going to waste your time and resources killing Jews while we fight 4v5? {{champion:27}} Dude, Proxycaust is a legitimate strategy... .............. *D-Day, Summoners Rift, 1944.* {{champion:267}} The landings are going well, guys! It's been a hard fight but we're getting a foothold. {{champion:112}} WTF where did they come from??? 4-man ganks not fair {{champion:13}} Should have warded, noob. {{champion:41}} Wow that's GG. {{champion:86}} Alright, I'm taking charge of the Western Front for the allies. We'll hit them with a combination of superior manpower and bombing strikes. {{champion:27}} Sir, they're bombing Berlin! An army of Urf-mode Corkis are spamming Q everywhere! *Hundreds of voices simultaneously* {{champion:42}}{{champion:42}} {{champion:42}} {{champion:42}} {{champion:42}} I'M UP TO SNUFF, AND GOTS ME AN ACE MACHINE! {{champion:112}} Just shut up and keep farming the Jews. We're working on an arsenal of superweapons and new technologies that will give us the advantage... {{champion:27}} And when will these be available, sir? {{champion:112}} Soon™! :D {{champion:27}} ...Goddamit Hitler. {{champion:86}} I WILL BRING YOU ALL JUSTICE! {{champion:104}} C'mon guys, we gotta get there before the Allies do so we can turn on them later and start a cold war for 40 years! {{champion:27}} Sir...sir, they're here. Our enemies have reached the nexus turrets. {{champion:112}} WOW I knew you guys were all gonna suck, that's it I quit, GG *A summoner has disconnected* {{champion:27}} Shit, Hitler ragequit. Looks like it's over... {{champion:86}} GG Ez {{champion:31}} GG Ez {{champion:13}} GG Ez {{champion:104}} GG Ez {{champion:36}} MUNDO! *Back to Japan...* {{champion:43}} {{champion:39}} They're still so strong. Hirohito is out of control, how can we beat him??? {{champion:13}} Lol just CC him noobs {{champion:43}} But we have no CC... {{champion:13}} Then burst him down with a single-target nuke... {{champion:39}} Oh, you mean like {{champion:45}} ? {{champion:13}} No I was thinking more along the lines of... {{champion:115}} AHAHAHAHAHAH! {{champion:11}} Hey that's not single target... *Double Kill* *Triple Kill* *QUADRA KILL!* {{champion:11}} HOLY SHIT!!! {{champion:84}} That's it. We have to surrender, they just killed hundreds of thousands of people. {{champion:11}} NEVER! I'M ON MY PROMOS!!!!! {{champion:13}} Dammit, we didn't get the penta {{champion:115}} Lol don't worry, we have Urf-mode cooldowns, 'cause we're 'Murica {{champion:13}} ...Oh yeah! *Nagasaki has been slain* {{champion:11}} Wow fine...GGWP *The enemy team has surrendered 5 to 0!* {{champion:13}} R3kd *Meanwhile, at the Nuremburg trials* {{champion:27}} Wow this is so BS, I'm getting banned for no reason... {{champion:86}} Lyte, may we please see the chat logs? {{champion:24}} Absolutely. "OMG I hate these freaking jews" "All jews are cancer" "I hope all you jews die irl" "Jews ought to die in a fire" {{champion:27}} ... {{summoner:11}} {{summoner:11}} {{summoner:11}} {{champion:86}} Shr3kd.
: Official easy response to religion threads
"y'all motherfuckas need jesus" For people trying to read the split-second of text......
: Bet you can't guess what today's plans are
: Welcome to mid lane
> [{quoted}](name=CerealBoxOfDoom,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=uz4AloPi,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-01-08T12:19:23.747+0000) > > the lane has 8 entrances and 9 exits... > Like ur mom
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: List of completely balanced champions:
I honestly don't even have the heart to downvote this I actually have pity
: This is the wild wild west. Unlike the rest of the boards, anything goes.
: Friendly reminder that
Ezreal Wat r u doin Stahp
: Mods are targetting me again
Jealousy is a terrible thing. c:
: What do I do about my cat
: > [{quoted}](name=VengefulCrusade,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=do9Rw848,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-01-08T11:16:28.542+0000) > > Is this a subtle comment on how mods are pigs There is nothing subtle about it.
> [{quoted}](name=Critkeeper,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=do9Rw848,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T11:18:22.438+0000) > > There is nothing subtle about it. Well anyhow Mods are fucking pigs Inb4 this comment deleted lelel
: ctrl c every time
> [{quoted}](name=Legal Shota,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=OzKtEUVa,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-08T11:21:03.096+0000) > > ctrl c every time I was actually going to I feel stupid now Lol I had faith in Rito, my bad sorry
qetzel (EUW)
: Had you just pushed a match history button. That takes you to a different part of the website and your computer saves those cookies. It isn't the fault of the boards this time - if we were on the old forums and had this match history it would still do this. Well, maybe not because you would only see NA match history, but I believe that in this case the trade off is worth it. Everyone now sees Riot posts.
> [{quoted}](name=qetzel,realm=EUW,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=OzKtEUVa,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-01-08T11:16:21.086+0000) > > Had you just pushed a match history button. That takes you to a different part of the website and your computer saves those cookies. It isn't the fault of the boards this time - if we were on the old forums and had this match history it would still do this. > > Well, maybe not because you would only see NA match history, but I believe that in this case the trade off is worth it. Everyone now sees Riot posts. No, I hadn't pressed anything since I started making the post. GG Riot
: This is the wild wild west. Unlike the rest of the boards, anything goes.
: Lets face it little boys, if it wasnt for feminist you wouldnt be there right now.
Such as, Explaining how people like you are idiots. I think they've done a pretty good job, because I think you're an idiot. U see how well that works?
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: TFW ur tryna piss n some1 else walks in
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: > [{quoted}](name=IV XX,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:35:01.894+0000) > > I like the other grill better, but at least these grills are using the grill. https://abekoby.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ancient-aliens-invisible-something-meme-generator-inception-1e95d2.jpg
> [{quoted}](name=Bad Footwear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=0004000000000001,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:39:22.215+0000) > > https://abekoby.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ancient-aliens-invisible-something-meme-generator-inception-1e95d2.jpg More like conception...heh.
: > [{quoted}](name=IV XX,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:26:27.342+0000) > > you guys should just quit half way, and post pictures of hot girls using grills. I would never stoop so low as to post such low effort attempts at getting upvot- http://www.deirdrekelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image.jpg jk I totally would
> [{quoted}](name=Bad Footwear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:34:30.386+0000) > > I would never stoop so low as to post such low effort attempts at getting upvot- > > http://www.deirdrekelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image.jpg > > > jk I totally would The funny thing is they probably have no idea what they're doing. ...although they probably know how to heat up a weiner more than anyone, if u know what I mean. ...and what I mean Is Oscar Meyers. U perve
Kat1 (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Bad Footwear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:34:30.386+0000) > > I would never stoop so low as to post such low effort attempts at getting upvot- > > http://www.deirdrekelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image.jpg > > > jk I totally would I like the other grill better, but at least these grills are using the grill.
> [{quoted}](name=IV XX,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:35:01.894+0000) > > I like the other grill better, but at least these grills are using the grill. Mindfuck
: Last night I touched a hot grill on the inside for the first time...
> [{quoted}](name=Bad Footwear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=8NQHeHcE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:15:00.180+0000) > > I'll never forget the first time I put my wiener inside a hot grill. > > Tasted great with some relish and mustard. And mayo.....
: Pictured: Topless Grill http://info.todayspatio.com/Portals/90360/images/Brazier-charcoal-grill.jpg
> [{quoted}](name=Bad Footwear,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=xiKbHEqn,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-01-08T09:11:32.161+0000) > > Pictured: Topless Grill > > http://info.todayspatio.com/Portals/90360/images/Brazier-charcoal-grill.jpg Mmmm I could roast my wiener in THAT any day
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: best champ for getting first blood?
Riven broken freelo Riven broken freelo
Vertuito (NA)
: Tabbing out during a game...
It's not acceptable, at all. That said I still do it I am ashamed
: > [{quoted}](name=ImaChickIRL,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RKITurF5,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-07T10:10:33.106+0000) > > stupid enchant is stupid. But...but its a base jungle item... Stupid enchant would be captain boots. Not when most meta champs have some sort of stupid mobility.
> [{quoted}](name=Ballserium,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RKITurF5,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2015-01-07T10:13:54.997+0000) > > But...but its a base jungle item... > Stupid enchant would be captain boots. Not when most meta champs have some sort of stupid mobility. Captain boots + Janna doe Get 3rd dragon buff and ur whole team is now Nascar
: stupid enchant is stupid.
> [{quoted}](name=ImaChickIRL,realm=NA,application-id=mNBeEEkI,discussion-id=RKITurF5,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2015-01-07T10:10:33.106+0000) > > stupid enchant is stupid. They made an item basically entirely around making a high-risk high-reward tactic less risky. I'm really glad it sucks and hope it never gets buffed
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